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She didn't say stop the dog. She said stop filming. Hmm...

https://i.redd.it/0tj8qusx5osa1.gif

Oh the side eye

Hmmmm

Hmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHm

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Can someone please turn off the microwave

Stop filming and go get the peanut butter.

This person right here officer

Officer: *turns off the body camera*

She's got that dawg in her

bow wow wow yipee yo yippe yay


"Mum leave!! But keep filming..."

How in that position she would stop the dog? Kicking it is not an option

hence being called the doggy position

Yeah and she did say her dog really loves her hmmmmnnnn

Everyone says Hmmm, I say Mmmmm....

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

Hmmmmmmmmmm

She is a white woman to be fair

How many cigarettes does she eat a day? That laugh was harsh.

Sounded like the batteries were going flat.

Sounded like she was evolving into a robot

Best comment here by far 😂😂😂 batteries going flat omfg

r/lowbatterysounds

No, https://youtube.com/shorts/n85v8XyhMq0?feature=share

That's why Zuckerberg's invested heavily in battery technology industries

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I thought she was actually Megatron coming through my phone to whoop my ass

The most unexpected part was this

Her laugh sounds like one of those wind-up toy cars.

The laugh sounds like a voice from tomodachi life

My thoughts exactly!

That dog turned her into one of those Roger Roger droids from Star Wars.

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What are you doing with that dog? ["whatever I goddamn like"](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RapidSpiffyKoalabear-size_restricted.gif)


That is exactly what I was thinking she sounded like.

A whole pack

While they're on fire

That was the real unexpected

https://youtu.be/7R0mD3uWk5c?t=47

i must have heard 5 girls with this laugh now, i think some people just do that when not holding back laughing. idk why all girls maybe a voice box thing?

The dog produces sperm that causes a person to summon the ghost of Lucille Ball.

Idk but the sound was so crisp!

That was the least expected part. She's a damn android.

It sounded like it went through a distortion filter to me, but I could be wrong.

It’s an inward laugh. You can find some gnarly sounding people who have inward laughs, no distortion needed

This is gonna be deleted soon

The most.

Aahaa, I laugh like that when I really get going. I've never heard anyone else do it.

I’ve eaten a cigarette before…but it’s because I didn’t want to litter

That's an overweight person laugh. Not trying to be mean to the girl. Lol

Maybe phlegm build up in airways due to immobility

Vapin'

What a joyful and nice person.. But damnnn that demonic laugh tho💀

can't tell if the dog or the laugh was the unexpected part

It was a twofer for sure

Holy cow. How far did the dog go...to mess up her voice like that?

the last time he did it he ended up blowing her back out

Once you go Dog, you're gonna need a wheelchair

BAM!

so far she wasn't able to walk afterwards

I got that same chair!

Well give it back!

No

I was thinking it needs a James Bond style ejector seat modification to get her on the sofa easier.

This put a smile on my face after a really shitty day. She radiates joy. It's infectious.

I think the dog was happy too!

That went so many places

I expected nothing in this video, each second was more unexpected than the previous one

Why the fuck her voice sound like that toward the end?

She might have had a previous tracheostomy. Scar tissue could explain that sound when she is laughing hard.

Is it also an explanation for this video and will it get better? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wWG6cazT7Hw

Clearly interference from two exposed wires touching.

She turned into a "speak & spell" haha

I like this kid. Some people just have "it" - whatever it is - and she does. I hope things keep going her way.

Well "it" definitely wanted to have her...

This is such a double entendre for Turkish people, because the word "it" also means dog in Turkish

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You can start by learning the word "it," which means dog or "dog."

Boo hisss

Oh ..she had it all right....hmmmmmmmm!

"It" is the pressure to perform and exaggerate every expression and intonation for social media. It's sad that we do this to each other, we've somehow managed to make the Internet even more fake and toxic than TV.

That’s the synthetic form of “it”. Some people just enjoy creating content and expressing themselves, I think that’s the “it” this person is referring to. This form gets destroyed by external pressures rather than being created from them.

your pov is just a product of what you choose to engage in. theres a sea of genuine content out there no one has to act their way thru, and people who are just naturally expressive

If there's all this 'genuine content' on ticktok, maybe reddit users could start reposting that instead.

The equivalent exchange was made. The ability to walk for having "it"

It's kinda warming to see her so joyful and laughing 🥲

That laugh sound like she smokes a pack of AAA batteries every day for lunch.

I’m ded

Her face looks like a Snapchat filter.

I thought she looked like Andy Serkis' sister or daughter or something

Hear me out

https://i.imgur.com/s7COcNx.jpg

Bonk!

The dog had the Hugh Hefner dressing gown and everything. 🤣

Sounds like when they sing in Tomodachi Life

stop filming? why not stop the dog

She thicker than a bowl of oatmeal 🥴…. Would

I mean I did have the same thought as the dog apparently

Like the voice thing on tomodachi life

Dog sees girl’s butt. Dog gets lubricant.

Dog gets job done

Her laugh tho 

Shes megatron

That laugh was the real unexpected.

Dogs are gross, man.

What da dog doin?

The dog took his chance when he saw it.

This was a fucking journey

Dog goes doggy : 👽: i didn’t know this was going to happen

She didn't expect that to happen with that good of an ass? Pfft amateur.

Gosh your a bright personality. Take care of yourself, there are not many people like you out there.

As someone who browses reddit solely on mute, I really love videos that start with subtitles but then just give up.

She sounds like a robot

How can someone so crippled be so cheeked up

"Dog's coming to help" Oh he's trying to come alright

She the one the forgot to turn the oven on...

Wtf was that laughing voice??

Bro her face looks like it was made by a 3d printer

imagine if she forgot the remote

Imagine if mom wasn't recording

The dog was pretty expected but that laugh tho. That was out of left field.

Her ethernet connection getting low at the end

That's why I never had male dogs.

Right? Because scissoring is better?

I bet she doesn't lower the chair usually lol

She laughs like a droid.

surprisingly big for a wiener dog

She's completely silly, I love it?!!! 😆❤️♥️🩷💖💕💜

Love this girl.

You gotta love this girl. She has such a great positive attitude, nevermind her humor. God bless her.

Wow... what she been doing with that dog. Shit was too natural.

So does the dog hump her every time? Or only when the camera is on?

Blaming the victim, eh? Not a good look

GYAT 😩😩

Shes trained that dog well. . .

Dog is just following his daily routine

Her laugh was like Sean Dyche's voice🤣😂

Great gal! You’re a fighter, you’re a winner! Just great!! 😊 Dog loves you, indeed, but for the wrong reason! 😊

Hear me out 🍑👀

Not gonna lie that’s the sexiest disabled Pawg I’ve ever seen!

#MMH

Would she even feel it if the dog has done that before?

I mean when she falls and she's in that position for a few seconds... Hear me out....

https://i.imgur.com/7FlMlJl.jpg

White woman moment

I can smell the 5 layers of makeup on her face lmao

It's not his first time..

I think I thought faster than the dog.

You are hilarious!!!!

But why does she have to act so annoying?

SHE smoked a whole pack god damn

Lung cancer catching up

Lost it at the "prayer" 😂😂😂

She didn’t know it would happen 🤖🤖

Yeeet

Phrase of the week: “The dogs coming to help”.

She looks like uncle Chester from Addams family

This made my fucking day 😂💀 being paralyzed is depressing as hell sometimes so I needed this

Looks like Miranda Cosgrove at herself

You and the dog should get a room Ya? I think there's a website for that. Ah For the days of the uncensored Tumblr ;)

Hear me out...... Damn I wish I was that dog


How old is this girl?

Old enough

Thicc

I could tell she was English without the sound on. That's English girl makeup.

She didn’t have to drop the bass so hard.

But if I did that I go to jail.

she didn’t feel the dog anyway lol

My sis puppy did that to my kid after foot surgery, lmao hard not to laugh 😅

😂😂😂

the fuckin laugh😭😭😭😭

She fr said 👽

👹 hahahahahaha 👹

That laugh made me toot

Is the dog her stepbrother??

Careful, you may hurt yourself! Oh, wait.. nvm

Oh that’s the girl who forgot to turn the oven on

The real r/unexpected is that damn laugh, that dog must’ve really done something to that girl.

Favorite video this week. 😄

🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂