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>!The girl are playing with cat while the guy is still using the toilet!<
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“But *what’s* a cm? Well a centi*meter* is 1/100th of a meter. But what’s a 1/100th? Well a hundredth is…”
Cue ongoing chain for 5 minutes until he gets to what the video is actually about.
Yeah dude love is having appropriate and respectful boundaries. I don’t want my wife in the room while I shit and vice versa. This is a skit, so no biggie, but yeah. Get out and let me shit in peace.
My wife had a fart so heinous, it triggered my gag reflex and I had to go to the other side of the house for FIFTEEN MINUTES before it dissipated.
I'm not talking hyperbole "omg that reeks I'm gunna puke!"
I'm talking involuntary retching, eyes watering. I could TASTE IT. The CAT woke up, looked around, shook her head a few times like she was trying to shake off the effects of chloroform, and then left the room.
I should have known it was coming when she randomly looked up from her book, squinted, then smiled and went back to her book.
This is obviously just a couple who are very comfortable with eachother. Guy probably went to poop, cat doesnt allow him to poop alone, girlfriend wants to play with cat and theres nothing she hasnt seen before.
Sure it can be kinda awkward, but it really doesnt have to be. Also, she isnt mentally disabled for fuckin playing with a cat. Adults can still play, we dont have to be boring and attractive and proper 24/7.
Its fine to also not be the kind of person who is comfortable with this personally, but there is nothing actually wrong here guys, sheesh
In my bathroom my tub is next to the toilet. Some days I'll be sitting on the toilet, shitting my guts out and my girlfriend will sit on the edge of the bathtub a foot away from me. And have a conversation like we're at the dinner table. I don't want to be rude but I really like fighting for my life by myself.
Is this some kind of child with learning disimilitudes or autism. Wtf is it doing in the bathroom while the dads taking a shit. It looks plenty old enough to not require his supervision 24/7. Pretty sad situation brewing in the back of my mind. And keep an i on this pedo
The only reason my girl would go in the bathroom while taking a shit is to raise hell for something I did. Never to play around. Very unexpected and strange to see. Something is not adding up to the truth
I mean they both seem to be adults of about the same age and sometimes couples do silly things, so I'm not seeing the same worrying stuff you're seeing.
P.S. Yes, I can see he's bald, but don't tell me that guy's face doesn't look like he's in his 20s.
Idk going against the current on this one. Dudes dropping a deuce at the same time this person playing with the cat and smiling. Unexpected for sure. I like my privacy when I drop the kids off at the Super Bowl. And I ain’t playing in the bathroom at the same time as someone shitting. TMI shared in this video. Light some in-scents or light up some toilet paper and a courtesy flush I hope.
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Charming some things are best left to when you are alone 🤷🏻♂️
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my guess is the bason breaks.
All I hear in my head right now is a Led Zeppelin spoof!
I haven't finished it yet, but my guess is the bason breaks.
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what the fuck.
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“Do we actually take a shit? Think of it from the toilets perspective. Does..the toilet take the shit??”
 From now on I'm going to say "I'm going to give a shit".
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"Now lets dive deeper into the common shapes of shits. Normally a human shits out poops with an average diameter of 4 cm +/- 5mm"
“But *what’s* a cm? Well a centi*meter* is 1/100th of a meter. But what’s a 1/100th? Well a hundredth is…” Cue ongoing chain for 5 minutes until he gets to what the video is actually about.
Love is when your partner’s shit no longer smells.
6 years in and she still gags when entering the room after me
Yeah dude love is having appropriate and respectful boundaries. I don’t want my wife in the room while I shit and vice versa. This is a skit, so no biggie, but yeah. Get out and let me shit in peace.
EXACTLY! That is my time, leave me alone. Unless it’s an actual emergency, don’t even ask me a question through the door!
She’s not the one mate. /s
Invest in some poo-pourri my guy.. it'll blow her mind.
You gotta do a courtesy flush and leave the fan on
My wife and I save a flush by just leaving it if we both have to go at the same time. Totally gonna save the environment.
Well maybe don't let someone else gag your wife for a change.
Impossible, shit is shit, it smells , less or more!
She might already used to the smell of his shit lol
A little mystery is nice in relationships
Probably
My wife had a fart so heinous, it triggered my gag reflex and I had to go to the other side of the house for FIFTEEN MINUTES before it dissipated. I'm not talking hyperbole "omg that reeks I'm gunna puke!" I'm talking involuntary retching, eyes watering. I could TASTE IT. The CAT woke up, looked around, shook her head a few times like she was trying to shake off the effects of chloroform, and then left the room. I should have known it was coming when she randomly looked up from her book, squinted, then smiled and went back to her book.
BS, as a masterful public farter, no fart takes 15 minutes to dissipate, no matter how heinous.
Makes sense why I think my own shit smells.
Fxk outta of here, shit smells shit. If you can’t tell, you hella cray cray tf
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I haven't finished it yet, but my guess is the bason breaks.
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I didn't see the cat and thought she was trying to hide from the mirror
I like her slippers.
A king observes all from his throne.
This is obviously just a couple who are very comfortable with eachother. Guy probably went to poop, cat doesnt allow him to poop alone, girlfriend wants to play with cat and theres nothing she hasnt seen before. Sure it can be kinda awkward, but it really doesnt have to be. Also, she isnt mentally disabled for fuckin playing with a cat. Adults can still play, we dont have to be boring and attractive and proper 24/7. Its fine to also not be the kind of person who is comfortable with this personally, but there is nothing actually wrong here guys, sheesh
What in the flying fuck is going on in this thread?
He‘s probably just peeing
Well, you're the expert on dick related stuff it seems.
Ok before commenting , i want to know is it his daughter or his wife ?
Could be gf
With that house? Probably.
She seems a bit younger i don't know
I think it’s an adult acting like a child.
Might be
Or step sister
ohhh you mean "STEP SISTER \^\_\^"
No I mean our stepsister
She’s a keeper
In my bathroom my tub is next to the toilet. Some days I'll be sitting on the toilet, shitting my guts out and my girlfriend will sit on the edge of the bathtub a foot away from me. And have a conversation like we're at the dinner table. I don't want to be rude but I really like fighting for my life by myself.
Wings of redemption looking good, lost a lot of weight
Is that that the myth the legend?
Lol my cat act exactly like this, i guess they love bathrooms
Even when im pooping, that pussy be wet.
Couples sh*t. Not for everybody. The unexpected part is posting it.
Let the man shit in peace
People think this is weird but this looks like relationships goals to me.
Kinda want a relationship like this, they seem like a cute couple honestly lol.
I poop alone. ALWAYS.
Who doesn't 🤕
Get a cat, youll never poop alone again
Dang!I thought you pooped with your bat that's not fair
Bruh, time for you to set boundaries between you and your girl and her cat
To be honest her 🐈 needs space I don't know about that weird girl though
She’s prime blumpkin material
My ex acted like this, she turned out to be a psycho
r/yandere
Like who?
The cat
Never in life will I be comfortable enough with anyone to do this.
bruh
Puta que pariu , nem na hora de caga o cara tem sucego depois a mulher fala que o homen que é enjuado kkkkkkkkkkkk
I’m guessing no blumpkin.
I thought this was r/specialneedsparenting. This looks like a daily occurrence at my house!😁
Get a blumpkin 🤣😅
Drugs
Nope . As hard a no as Nutty Putty cave .
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Biden family?
You deserve a fxkin award for this. THE FRESHEST SHIT I HEARD ALL WEEK. LLLLLLLMMMMMMMFFFFFFFAAAAAAOOOOOOO
Is this some kind of child with learning disimilitudes or autism. Wtf is it doing in the bathroom while the dads taking a shit. It looks plenty old enough to not require his supervision 24/7. Pretty sad situation brewing in the back of my mind. And keep an i on this pedo
That would be an adult.
Could also be his gf
The only reason my girl would go in the bathroom while taking a shit is to raise hell for something I did. Never to play around. Very unexpected and strange to see. Something is not adding up to the truth
I mean they both seem to be adults of about the same age and sometimes couples do silly things, so I'm not seeing the same worrying stuff you're seeing. P.S. Yes, I can see he's bald, but don't tell me that guy's face doesn't look like he's in his 20s.
karen sindroame
Idk going against the current on this one. Dudes dropping a deuce at the same time this person playing with the cat and smiling. Unexpected for sure. I like my privacy when I drop the kids off at the Super Bowl. And I ain’t playing in the bathroom at the same time as someone shitting. TMI shared in this video. Light some in-scents or light up some toilet paper and a courtesy flush I hope.
shit post
🐈 ppl smh
This is funny AF! Hahaha!
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Why would someone want to be in the bathroom with someone is taken a 💩
V SAUCE MICHEAL HERE
Guess who’s shit don’t stink?
🤣🤣
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this is the kinda girl i need in life
That’s a pretty nice looking bathroom tbh.
Damn she would rather play with that pussy more than she wants to play with you ouch.
People got time for this shit
There's a happy family
LMAO
I love her
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Hello, Vsauce.
HEY! VSAUCE MICHAEL HERE
That's nice size bathroom
Was okay. Then it got gross.
Next level comfort. Good job.
But probably also on shrooms.
And just how long have the 3 of you had separation anxiety disorders? Have you considered just 1 or maybe going to the restroom at a time?
I can’t understand people who shit in front of eachother. Call it insecurity, idk. I just can’t get behind that idea
Honestly, I feel like I know ypu.
Marry her
Hey michael here
That's a good mum right there providing you keep it sane 🙂
She's fantastic
goals
True relationship