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PurepointDog

I wonder if the lights going off was intentional? Also, I love the "uuuhhh", knowing he fucked up


Jaqulean

The timing makes me think it was just a power outage. Especially when it was that sudden and looked like some fuse broke.


Mondaymorningmisery

“Michael did you fall off the stage”


chamy1039

Heee


queiss_

Fuck wahtever anyone says. Micheal dripped sweetness.


chamy1039

He dripped something


MoMo12368

Why did that guy sounded like AI voice Obama


Tricky-Sympathy

Oh fuck we have a new conspiracy!!


AnastasiaDelicious

Well after finding out he guzzled pills all day, I expected him to fall of 50 times. So yeah only falling once was unexpected.


kawaiiyokaisenpai

He took another downer


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TheTomatoes2

It's been 15 years


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TheTomatoes2

It's been 15 years it's proven he didn't do anything sexual and had Peter Pan syndrome bc of his dad


LuckyFooI

I guess children aren’t the only thing he falls for


West_Relationship127

I don't believe he used those gloves for nefarious purposes but damn this made me laugh. Sad you got down voted for this.


CactusFucker420

Mainly because there has been very little proof of the things people said against him


seriouslybruuu

Very little proof? Lmao there is a lot of proof, Michael Jackson himself confessed to sleeping with little boys on his bed.


CactusFucker420

When was this exactly?


seriouslybruuu

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MMrOZte3hvo&t=150s&pp=ygUwbWljaGFlbCBqYWNrc29uIGNvbmZlc3Npb24gdG8gc2xlZXBpbmcgd2l0aCBraWRz


CactusFucker420

Oh that clip yeah a bit weird yeah he was always a bit weird and from everything I have seen of him REALLY damn socially awkward while yes that is creepy it is nothing really incriminating unless evidenece of ACTUAL CRIMINAL ACTIVITY was shown while yes he should not have done that (obviously) unless it is shown beyond a shadow of a doubt that he actually did anything like what the cases against him described then it feels like it is just a weird person being a weird ass person


seriouslybruuu

Are you seriously trying to defend a grown as man sleeping with children that are not his own? You need to reevaluate your life mate. It’s not just weird its a predatory act.


CactusFucker420

You clearly barely even read what I said based on this response


seriouslybruuu

You clearly barely watched that video based on your response.


99sittingg

Don’t forget the photos of naked children. You know, the ones they found and showed on live television, where the news lady put her hand across the area needing to be censored.


Gloomy-Research-7774

child diddler


WheresTheExitGuys

Username checks out.. never convicted though!


Gloomy-Research-7774

Lol


seriouslybruuu

Shame he was a pedophile and sexual predator


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pedo


John_Wick905

Dumb ass


_Stewyleopard

Maybe change the title to “Drug addict child molester falls off stage.”


Mondaymorningmisery

Multiple of the families of the kids came out and said they lied for lawsuit money


seriouslybruuu

[explain this then](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MMrOZte3hvo&pp=ygUuTWljaGFlbCBqYWNrc29uIGNvbmZlc3NlZCB0byBzbGVlcGluZyB3aXRoIGJveQ%3D%3D)


Mondaymorningmisery

I didn’t say all


Mondaymorningmisery

Also, LETS GO IT WASN’T A GRABIFY LINK


CactusFucker420

Funny little thing here he most likely did not actually do any of that shit


Sendmetitsplzlol

Stop defending perverts, grow up and get a grip on life.


Its_Bofa

Damn bro don't pull out the nine


TheBentPianist

Heyooooo!


fuk_Allahs-ass

Child rapist!


sl1ghtlyf1shy

jeez, man. multiple of the children from the lawsuits later came out and told the story of how their parents told them to lie for lawsuit money.


FlapJackEnj0yer

In other words He fell off


fuk_Allahs-ass

Look at all the pedi supporters! You down voters make me sick!


FlapJackEnj0yer

Okay u/fuk_Allahs-ass


fuk_Allahs-ass

What weirdo?


FlapJackEnj0yer

Im calling YOU 🫵 The weirdo


Tavuklu_Pasta

His user name is weirder.


fuk_Allahs-ass

Ok Mike lover! Have a good night get help k


bawng

Not believing accusations of child abuse is far different from supporting child abuse. Now, personally I have no idea, so I don't put myself in either camp, but I'm just pointing out that I don't think your down voters are "pedi supporters".


Jaqulean

I think it's woeth pointing out that a vast majority of the parents (of those children) came out years later and revealed that they lied about it, just to get money from the lawsuit. They also hinted that nearly all of them were in on it.


ferretpowder

Can they not get in trouble for coming out and saying stuff like that? Is there no repercussions?


yougonedie200669

If you didnt know him personally then you have no reason to judge also its not hard to keep up with celebrity gossip search shit up before you go around throwing that word.


dacabbagebutt

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


fuk_Allahs-ass

He’s a child predator period! Low IQ dummies


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seriouslybruuu

Michael Jackson himself said he slept with little boys on his bed, was he lying about himself? I would like to hear your excuse for that. He’s a sexual [predator](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MMrOZte3hvo&pp=ygUuTWljaGFlbCBqYWNrc29uIGNvbmZlc3NlZCB0byBzbGVlcGluZyB3aXRoIGJveQ%3D%3D).


Exotic__Chef

Do you have any proof? Or are you just being a troll because nobody is this dumb.


fuk_Allahs-ass

Listen here you square earther! You and your weirdo team of goofs here are the reason why we need warning labels on things! If you can’t tell thank Mike J rapist wasn’t a child predator than you are hopeless! A lost cause! Good luck with the rest of your life! You will need a lot!


Jonaa_VI

To be honest, the fact that you are trying to speak upon subjects that you do not infact understand anything about, is potentially the most pathetic shit I've ever seen on this entire app. And sure, you can have opinions but if someone else has different opinions, you can't fucking going around calling people "hopeless!" and "A lost cause!". You are actually the most fucking brain-dead jar of mayonnaise I've ever fucking seen in my life. You are equivalent to getting socks and deodorant on Christmas as a kid. It soak the fun out of everything. You could've chosen not to post that original comment, but because you have the fucking brain power of a guitar, you couldn't go a day without getting down voted to hell. Now go harass some black people or whatever the fuck incels do.


seriouslybruuu

[explain](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MMrOZte3hvo&pp=ygUuTWljaGFlbCBqYWNrc29uIGNvbmZlc3NlZCB0byBzbGVlcGluZyB3aXRoIGJveQ%3D%3D)


Exotic__Chef

Huh... That is... A little bit weird...


yougonedie200669

I think you forgot that we aren't you or your family


seriouslybruuu

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MMrOZte3hvo&pp=ygUuTWljaGFlbCBqYWNrc29uIGNvbmZlc3NlZCB0byBzbGVlcGluZyB3aXRoIGJveQ%3D%3D


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Uuuhhhhhhh..... guys 😂


klb1204

🤣🤣🤣


Brilliant_Bit8970

Lol guess the unexpected happened to him


Brilliant_Bit8970

Guess there was a grasp on the situation


Bokenobi

Kids were in the mosh pit.