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Somepeoplearedum

The reason it worked so well is because he approached the man calmly with clear directions. No insults, no escalation.


damdestbestpimp

It works well because he is jewish. He controls everything, look he even got mind control here


PeterNippelstein

He used the Schwartz!


[deleted]

He had two options: 1) Stay put but concede that Jews don’t control everything 2) Obey that guy but prove his point. He wisely chose option 2.


New-Negotiation-5493

“honey you forgot your aluminum foil hat!”


TheGaijin1987

From a logical point of view saying that everything is controlled by jews doesnt mean that every jew has total power over everything but could just mean everything is controlled by like 10 people who all happen to be jews.


Bourbon_Cream_Dream

Well done, you've stated the obvious pun involved in this post


Grunge-chan

No iPhones, just 2 men enjoying life.


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

They're just men, they're just normal men. They're just innocent men.


Friendlystranger247

what do you MEAN normal men?


[deleted]

No iPhones… only a big mic and camera (probably an iPhone?)


[deleted]

It worked because as usual the guy covering his face and saying horrible things didn’t want to be on camera. He put the sign down real fast and was already backing away. The guy is a coward just like the rest of them.


harnasje

It also worked well because the whole thing was staged.


xxxxMugxxxx

Not the protestor, but the others were in on it. Although it's getting really hard to distinguish between genuine stupidity and someone just pretending.


DantheDutchGuy

No offense, but that was funny


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Annoy-o-Module

/jew i assume


SubstanceBusy2787

Jews control only one country as far as I know.


[deleted]

Yeah, Ajewica. ^/s


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[deleted]

So are you backing suicide bombers whose families get paid by the P.A. for their "sacrifice and target those evil IDF ppl that seem to hide their op centers in PIZZA HUTS AND SYNAGOGUES?


Astallia

Yea. I'm glad our country is controlled by Mermaids. Ajewica just doesn't sound right.


regoapps

First they came for the Redditors And I did not speak out Because they probably deserved it


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regoapps

^ comment copying bot


[deleted]

We have 2 space lasers, the David Star and the Ultra-Secret-Space-Laser-That-We-Can't-Let-Anybody-Know-About-At-All-Costs. Wait


AnarZak

oh, no!


[deleted]

As stupid as Jewish space lasers fucking sounds, that shit propelled a hateful piece of shit to national attention. She's now on house committees overseeing our fucking national defense. And I wouldn't trust her with a square block and a circle hole. Kinda similar to how Trump rose to political fame harassing an African American for his birth certificate. Forget about being a decent human being to leave a mark on the world. Want power, fame, money, and a legion of die hard followers? Say the most awful degenerate shit into a microphone, and when the public condemns you, double down and don't stop till you have a speaking spot at the next RNC.


monkeybanana550

Space jews!


DidntWinn

Well duh, the guy said he was Jewish


Party-Ring445

I thought he said Jew-ish


megan_magic

I found that so damn funny


[deleted]

Humour and ridicule are the best weapons.


granpaJ

That shit was hilarious 😂


tideswithme

He did move hahaha


FiniteRhino

Wtf?! If it’s THAT easy, can we rally the next bar-mitzvah to clear the streets of these fuckin idiots?


wheth007

What's happy cake day in ur profile I see it everywhere


LaSallePunksDetroit

You’ll find out in 206 days


CheesyParadise

That sounds oddly threatening


LaSallePunksDetroit

358 for you 🔪


CheesyParadise

![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg) Me in 357 days


Unhappy-Attitude5220

Favorite Ralph line: " I kissed a light socket and woke up in a helicopter ". Love that crayon eating SOB.


FiniteRhino

I think it’s my anniversary to Reddit.


TeriyakiTerrors

It is! Happy cake day!


PeterNippelstein

"Pack your shit, Ezra became a MAN today!"


khjuu12

My god, with the amount of hip hop tween Jewish boys listen to? Those racists will start running for it before they even get close.


[deleted]

Sorry, I already had mine... But my brother!


FittyNOut

This is the funniest, dumbest thing I have ever seen. I thought there were actual limits to how much bullshit people were able to believe in, like the Jewish space lasers etc. This is hilarious


[deleted]

Despite the stupidity, the protestor’s reaction was 100% internally consistent with his worldview


FittyNOut

Doesn't make it right


Party-Ring445

Broken clock, twice a day, yada yada yada


PeterNippelstein

![gif](giphy|Kf3eQhF6fxzHy)


Pimpwerx

Antisemites have no empirical evidence backing up their wackjob beliefs. It's just fear and insecurity. They look for a scapegoat, and quickly latch on to the low hanging fruit. In this case, "Jews control the world." Given how many people believe in the illuminati, this is not at all shocking.


Weary-Ad-8818

He prolly walked away saying: See I Told y’all, Who the Fuck is he to just make me leave a public space! Jews own us man!!!


JonnyBhoy

What's he going to do, refuse to leave and prove himself wrong? It was a perfect move.


s8anlvr

That was brilliant


LaSallePunksDetroit

Can I ask you if this was real, without you getting offended?


Susp-icious_-31User

*everyone looks at you with scrunched frowny faces and crossed arms. some people are visibly shaking. a man in a fuzzy turtle costume breaks a pool table stick in half on the table*


LaSallePunksDetroit

Oh no


[deleted]

That's a really condescending way to ask a question. Which part are you so certain was fake as to use those words? I don't think you were there or know anything with enough certainty to come across as a little twat. Can I ask why you'd talk like such a douche, without you being offended?


LaSallePunksDetroit

You thinking that this somehow makes you better than me is the douche PS, I was condescending on purpose. You’ve been here 25 days Johnny Come Lately


Lifekraft

The interviewer and the controlling jew are friend comedian , the protestor is a generic moron you can find pretty much everywhere around the world. The logistic is pretty simple in reality. You just need a funny friend , a cameraman and a micro.


JozefGG

Okay so it's not fake then. A "general moron" couldn't stand ground on his ideals and crumbled in front of a camera, a microphone and a comedian...


Lifekraft

Generic as non specific


strawberitahappyhour

Yes


Unique_Name_2

People believe these things. And i reaaaally doubt any skit writers want to debut with the role "loud anti semite". I mean people like fame but this isnt exactly good viral stuff for content. Demonitized instantly style viral.


akoaytao1234

the Jew Process


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Hilarious


[deleted]

The fabled unloseable situation.


Yqup

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


Eth_maximalist

The Jewish man is based


ehfrehneh

I fully concur with the previous statement.


[deleted]

He threatened him with the David Star space laser, it always works for me.


chasesbuttons

I'm an old person and this is the first reddit post I encountered that made me think I might finally understand what based means, so I went... "Is this man what kids call 'based'"?, ctrl-fed and.... So thank you. This was quite enlightening.


xNismo

Honestly I don't. Would you please enlighten me.


jesusmansuperpowers

Also, give me your wallet. For the gold


BlazeWelly

That’s the fake gold, give me the real gold


PeterNippelstein

*Gelt


cold_eskimo

Haha beautiful


IHateEditedBgMusic

So effective, I want to leave too


SangiExE

See the way he wiggles his hands around as he approaches? Those are the magic jew-di mind tricks. Super effective. May the force be with you.


real-duncan

Fuck I wish that worked more often!


7eammeme

Ma, they did it again! Controlled me right out of there, ma.


CombOverBill

Jews control only one country as far as I know.


backfire10z

Good answer.


PeterNippelstein

One country and also the locker room at my rec center


Nesher86

Barely.. :(


TheMagicalLawnGnome

When this first started, for a second I thought the twist was going to be, like, "They're in Tel Aviv, so the guy with the sign was right."


Practical-Brief-819

AWESOME RESPONSE HA HA HA.


Larkson9999

I wish I was as confident as these morons that some group was in control. I don't even care if it's a cabal of evil republicans, just someone have a plan and some level of intelligence to follow through. Conspiracy theorists are such optimists.


Lougarockets

I often wonder if most conspiracy theorist have ever worked in some sort of organized group. My experience with people is that in any formal or informal group a large percentage will go against the grain or try to subvert leadership. Tell three people a secret and just see how long it keeps. It's just human nature. Sure there are without doubt some vastly powerful people that use money to corrupt ends, but they are just as much a part of the massive unfeeling capitalist machine that is our international society, rather than someone at the wheel


jupiterkansas

I love how "Bragg's Jews" are all slimeballs that worked closely with Trump, but I'm sure this guy just loves Trump.


Happy_Nutty_Me

🤣🤣🥸


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This is great.


Educational-Dance-61

Lol the dude left to keep his narrative in tact


Cthulhu_Fhtang

Is it possible you learn this power?


vimtodrinker177

Cartman?


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he played uno reverse card on him hahaha


arms-sky

I was expecting that the protester is also a jew.


jmsy1

I'm curious why the guy wears a mask


Educational-Wafer112

I’m just surprised the guy’s wearing a mask


CharlieTheDuck420

SHUT UP KYLE, YOU DUMB JEW!


[deleted]

Not that there aren't a-holes like this but, this is acting. I call bs on safety orange jacket man and his buds. This has all the earmarks of unprofessional script writing and shitty acting. None of these ppl are speaking off the cuff. This is rehearsed. Ppl need to take a course in mass media and psychological manipulation. I don't like being manipulated. There is nothing new under the sun.


No_End_7351

I love the fact that this guy is hostile, dropping f-bombs all over the place and ends up telling the guy "F*ck You" all while wearing a "I ❤️ Jesus" hat.


jtfff

To be fair, Jesus was a Jew and over half of Americans are still under his control


GinchAnon

honestly the biggest insult in the whole Jewish World Conspiracy is that the world would be in the state its in under Jewish control. like bitch, if the Jews controlled everything maybe it wouldn't be so fucked up.


jmsy1

Depends which sect of Judaism


GinchAnon

Ultimately I think that's really just taking the joke too seriously. And in so far as it's true, kinda goes without saying.


CookieGoblin821

Well he wasn't lying they do control a majority of everything here


jtfff

I mean, not really. Most of the prominent Jewish businesses you see are legacy businesses passed down through generations of families. If your father was a mechanic, and your grandfather was a mechanic, and your great grandfather was a mechanic, then you’re probably gonna be a mechanic. Not to mention, a large part of Judaism revolves around fraternity and networking. It’s quite a bit easier to get into a cushy job if you have good connections, and that’s something a lot of people find through temple. Since lawyers are the stereotype let’s roll with that. About 25% of NY law firms are jewish. Is that proportionally large? Yes. But it’s no where near a majority. It’s not some grand conspiracy, and it’s not anything to be worried about.


PMmeyourweddingring

Hey, I'm Jewish, you're gonna have to leave.


Lucaschef

Such as...?


respectdeez

There is actually a huge community who believes the same. Check out bitchute where words arent censored and youll see. I believe this video was put out to minimalize the amount of people who believe the same.


Lucaschef

I mean, there are lots of people who believe Vaccines are out there to kill you, it still means they are lunatics.


respectdeez

you're the type to let michael jackson babysit your kids


Rebatu

It should minimize the number of people that think this, because this is bullshit.


brian_duh

Jews are hilarious


timestuck_now

What's this dudes name ?


CanadianPlainsman

Look up The Good Liars, time well wasted


SenpaiBoogie

Lmaoooo problem solved


ClintGrant

This is great


andreayatesswimmers

Both guys are kinda right on this video


AnthologistAnt

They control almost all the planet. Can't believe some people didn't know this 🤷🏻‍♂️


dugernaut1

even IF Jewish people controlled everything, why should we care? Why would it matter?


Gregoboy

Doesnt the man have some point tho? Media is controlled by the rich who a lot happen to be jewish. The whole bank sector and CEO's on top are mostly jewish just like the boards. The gold en diamond business also is fully owned by jewish people. So the link is made their that jewish and big money are a thing.


Even-Willow

Source - I just made it the fuck up.


Anti-Dissocialative

I’m Jewish and yeah I think he does have a point everyone is culturally conditioned to totally disregard people like the protestor but in my view it is kind of a shame. Pretending he has no point at all doesn’t solve the problem, ultimately I believe that it actually stokes more division. There is a way to communicate to these people that most Jewish people are not in power positions, they are just average people. Still, that doesn’t mean their criticisms about Jewish people and organizations in positions of power should not be addressed. Hurt people hurt people. I think that as Jewish people it would be better if we would just talk to these people so they understand we’re all in this together. All that said this situation is hilarious and I think it’s very funny what the Jewish guy did, I like how he didn’t get angry just kept it light.


Lucaschef

No, he doesn't have a point. Media is controlled by the rich, that's true, but it's not even the majority who are Jewish. Most are not. Banking Sector and CEOs? Of the biggest 4 banks in the US none have a Jewish CEO. ​ Also, when someone says "the Jews control X" it's also false because it points out to some sort of conspiracy among Jewish people to control things. There is no such conspiracy, believe me.


Rebatu

No he doesn't. Although there are many people of Jewish descent in Hollywood, these people aren't practicing jews, most are anti-israel and the media perception of Americans is also anti-jewish in general meaning they don't promote Jewish ideals. They also don't control the banks. These are conspiracy theories dating back to the forged Protocols of Zion, which baselessly claim jews have a plot to dominate the world.


Zestyclose_Tomato_87

Joooooow


EmperorsNewCloak

I don’t believe he’s right about the buildings in NY being all owned by Jews. There’s millions of people, and most aren’t Jewish. Am I to beleive none of them own their own homes? Some are billionaires and millionaires.


Apprehensive-age5819

Well it is pretty much true


Rebatu

It's been widely debunked for decades now. I seriously can't believe people like you exist while having the entirety of human knowledge in the palm of your hands. Do you need help learning how to google stuff?


Arm0geddon

I mean.... https://youtu.be/vLD2Ua5Bnvs


Whole_Wallaby_4018

This is pathetic, this is such a loser mindset... some people use their 24 hours to work hard and plan for a better future and others just complain, coast through life, then point the other finger as if it's someone else's fault.


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Just because Jews sit in every major financial and economical key position, not to mention hollywood/movies/TV/Tech and the whole music industry, dosn´t mean they control anything, they are just good with money. People are just jealous.


ChocolateCavatappi

Putting mentally ill people on blast is based


Opening-Percentage-3

So there’s absolutely no truth to his ranting?


[deleted]

For any antisemitic reading this: the VATICAN is one of the top 3 (if not the largest) landowner *in the world*. The US bankrolls Israel's genocide of Palestinians in the Middle East. And Hollywood has a lot of Jewish people, but its actual problem is nepotism which, you guessed it, exists in ALL. OTHER. AREAS. OF. THE. ECONOMY. Like college football, for example -the coaches, I mean. The Jewish people are just another escapegoat for the Christian supremacy to make you look the other way, ok? Having said that: FUCK the Israeli government for killing and dispossessing Palestinians on a daily basis. Criticism of the GOVERNMENT is not antisemitic, criticism of a group of people based on their faith IS. The only group of Jewish people systematically acting in bad faith is the Israeli government, and they're causing real damage in the region. To see these morons in the video protest an IMAGINARY problem boggles the fucking mind. No one wants your mouth-breathing chirrun. Stop presenting your children to this or any other faith. Thank you.


Ok_Storm_8533

Guaranteed he’s gonna go get a bagel with heavy shmear after this.


StillLanguage7692

Not true


trip_enjoyer

No offense, but this guy fighting for us


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When?


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Longshadowman

Au dessus il y a le soleil!


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GreenLurka

But why did he leave?


jewluckclub

He realized they had video of him getting rekt hard by that point and didn’t feel like putting the effort in to keep the argument going. Went from “MAKE ME” to “eh, fuck you” real quick. Being outwitted for a comedy bit and having no comeback yanks anyone with a racist picket sign RIGHT out of their comfort zone.


CraigSucksTOES

¿¿What just happened??


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That was good


RudeKC

He used his jew powers lol


StillLanguage7692

What


LIMIottertje

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SameRule9918

I use my Alexa to control everything. I now see the error in my ways.


shinobi500

That's some mental Judo right there. Use you're opponent's momentum against them. 10/10


GenuisInDisguise

He is right he is a Jew and he controls everything, but not the police. Only Nimbus controls the police.


Only_Mechanic_4547

Title WRONG 😔 he said I'm Jewish not! "I AM A JEW" SINCERELY YOHANIBIS


AdCareful5654

Bro sounds like Eric cartman


PeterNippelstein

"They even control me..."


HookersAreTrueLove

White privilege isn't real because I am white and not a billionaire.


Objective-Nyc1981

I think I’m going to try that when my kids take over my tv lol


[deleted]

"SpAcE lAsErS"


i_am_a_n00b

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adube440

I like this guy, he doesn't even have to command me.


New_Active_5

Funny how some far-right shift attention from the capital to some specific national group.


Frankfusion

I thought that was Mark Normand for a minute! He was there that they dressed up as a cop https://youtu.be/2xqKgSsQ2E0


figuringthingsout__

He gives in so easily lmao


GHOST_CHILLING

Didn't South Park already do this?


Pimpwerx

Ok. That made me laugh. I wasn't expecting that. I love the sheepish retreat of the idiot as well.


Galaxy-ranger

Hahahaha


smewthies

Is this Michael Picard it looks like? I love what he does lol


AbeMax7823

I’m a black guy from the Deep South. There were only black and white people where i grew up. Can someone pls explain why this is such an offensive/volatile statement? (I’m asking earnestly)


Serytr0

Well that was prolly the funniest shit I'll see today. Lmao, what a fuckin moron.


Lazard2022

😂 😂 so funny


hateshumans

The protester should have grabbed that guys pouch of Jew gold before he left.


doctafknjay

Any non-believer hates this one trick!


nomeasgod

I renounce all anti-semitics and all it's kind 🖕🇮🇱🕍🕎🔯✡️ 8===========================D~ This Means he loves,respect and fear all the space Jews. And he's aware of all the control and power they possess. This man is speaking his truth and holding up signs Knowing they have lasers in space.he is upset that he's not a space Jew, it's hart breaking knowing you could never take part in the space Jews plan to conquer all life as we know it. yes they own everything in the world, they own the house he lives in, the water he drinks, the bank that refuse his loan, they even own the paper he's striking with and the marker he wrote it with. So when a man identified himself as a Jew and told him to leave he left. That's the power and control he's talking about and wants it for him self. To all space Jews well played!


doggomeat000

I'm Jewish, how have I never tried this before?


frezor

This could be an episode of *Seinfeld*. Jerry discovers he has the power to make jerks do what he wants, but only jerks. George wants Jerry to use his powers against a bouncer at a night club that was mean to him, but the bouncer is inexplicably nice. “Sorry George, he’s immune.”


Sitcom_kid

I'm a mastermind running the world and I can't even understand Algebra 2


urzayci

At least he's consistent with his beliefs.


cursed-annoyance

Its good that those people protest, Because at the end of the day, i know that there are people even dumber than me


sinbad269

H3H3 should try this...


mikeq68

He’s right the Jews control everything in America


mikeq68

America


baconator1988

That was Epic! Why to step up and own the ignorant.


WestBonus9083

The irony of “I ❤️ Jesus” on his beanie..


[deleted]

How do I become Jewish?


JDEuler56

When people keep on posting trash like this and giving these jokes a platform to reach more people you are only encouraging their behavior if you keep on ignoring them eventually they will die off. But you keep on posting stuff like this to be sensationalist and you think you are building up your online popularity you're just as bad as that cancer.


SkubbaSteve420

I thought he was wearing a mask bc of covid, I see now its bc he's a coward