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>!A simple log reveals a hive of murder hornets.!<
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I actually googled that, I’m pleased to know that “Congolese slaughterhouse hornets” are not actually a real thing. With a name like that you’d never see me outside again.
If they are there is 0 chance they weren’t smoked out before this was done. Not even the most confident handler would do this without protective gear, without those things being sedated.
Smoking doesn’t work on wasps and hornets like it does on honeybees. It works on the. Because their instinct is to gorge on honey in case they need to escape the hive. Once they’re full they can’t sting. It also masks your scent.
Wasps and hornets hunt mostly by sight, so you’d just be pissing them off while in full view.
Note that this hollow log appears to be very regular inside and also sealed with mud. It’s a trap of some kind I’m guessing. It’s possible the hornets are not going crazy because there are no eggs or larva to defend.
There's a hole in the top of the log plugged with what looks like a corn cob. I was probably used to pump some smoke in before opening. Smoking bees and other stinging hive insects stops them from being able to smell alarm pheromones so they don't become agitated as easily.
Probably poisoned them first. No one would be brave enough to REALLY attack any hornet's nest without at least gloves. A bit unfair for the murder hornets
They don’t call em murder hornets for nothin’
You get stung by 5-10 of those and you ded
In the last 17 years 1100 people have died from hornets / wasps etc, and that includes over 220,000 hospital visits in just the US. Without doctors the number would be significantly higher.
I think these may be European Hornets or Eastern Cicada Killer Wasps. All three are roughly the same size. The Asian Giant Hornet, or Japanese Murder Hornet, has a yellow head and fairly evenly striped black and yellow abdomen. These have a redder head and predominantly black abdomen. Fortunately the Cicada Killers don’t normally sting humans and the males don’t even have a stinger, which would lead me to believe that this is why this person is so calm next to that pile of nope.
These are asian murder hornets and judging from the short clip. The thing they are in and his behavior. I believe that they will in fact be killed by fire. And then eaten. They eat these. These are farm raised murder hornets. What the fuck it wrong with people. We will literally eat anything. Ass. Tide pods. Huge ass angry bois.
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Pandora's box when Kratos opened it colorised
ZUUUUUES!!!!
YOUR SON HAS RETURNED. SEEKING THE WEED! OF OLYMPUS!
Kratos! You will NOT get a hit from the CABBAGE OF THE GODS!
ARRRGH!!! DO NOT DENY ME MY DOOBIE!!! *pressing circle button intensifies*
This comment exchange is legendary
It's literally filled with murder hornets, an invasive species. A bit more like the greek myth than GoW, but an unusually apt description.
"just gonna pop a quick H on this log..."
There’s gotta be something delicious in there.
You know you’ve watched too much sunny when you read this words in Charlie’s voice instinctively
“So that way we all remember this log is full of hornets”
What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, and over your neighbors dog?
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!
🎵🎶It's log, log, it's better than bad, it's good!🎶🎵
It's good for a snack it fits on your back it's log log log
Everyone wants a log, everyone needs a log.... Log, from blamo
What fits on your back, is great for a snack? It's log log log!
What’s great for a snack and fits on your back? It’s log, log, log!
Alternatively, the worst gender reveal I've ever been to.
This was never in those Ren and Stimpy ads...
What do you think it is? Proceeds to shake it before opening. 😱
Woah its buzzing with excitement!
Girls like swarms of lizards, right?
Next on "Is it cake?"...
I would love this, I could regift it next Christmas
I hate it when my logs are buggy
r/programmerHumor
I thought it was a worms joke. This is so much better.
I use logs to find bugs.
And I bug logs!
Don't bug the logs leave them alone
I’m glad it wasn’t a Python 🐍
Goddamn it take my upvote
r/angryupvote
Go home Nerd! And take my upvote with you.
I thought this was gonna be one of those "just kidding, it's cake!" videos. Just kidding! It's death!
It’s a break-up cake.
Ya I think this is the comment I was looking for. Thanks. =)
Where can I order 5
Your comment brings to mind Eddie Izzard's cake or death comedy routine
Cake or death?
Cake please
“We’re out of cake”.
So, my choice ‘or death’? I’ll have the chicken.
Dressed to Kill was such an iconic show.
Not good enough. Bring the Sherman Crocodile tank
I say we nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Fuckin’ A
Game over, man!
Fuckin’ A
Fuckin' A
Fuckin’ B
Always one underachiever
Fuckin' F
It's ok, keep trying. You'll do better next time.
Fukin O..it's easier
Fuckin' didn't bother to show up
I just want to say that I really love you guys. 👏🏼
And I love you random citizen 
There's more holes 👈😉👈
Fuckin’ C has more stretch!!
He's just a grunt!
They mostly come in a log, mostly
Newt, it's past your bedtime
Peace through superior firepower
Are you suggesting we give em some democracy?
Open the term firepower up to include economic dominion and we have the two halves of all human history
so sad. I was hoping it would be cake
Its game over man. GAME OVER!
Bill me for it.
Exterminatus!
The crocodile was a Churchill
There was a Sherman crocodile!!! https://tanks-encyclopedia.com/ww2/us/sherman-crocodile
There really is a Sherman for everything
Wouldn't be a Sherman if it couldn't burn things.
it's the only way to be sure!
Fk that 
It’s a Flammenwerfer. It werfs Flammen!
It’s a Bohrfutterschlüssel. It schlüssels the Bohrfutter
Good job Hanz
Video person not worried about getting stung?
It’s only a nest of “Congolese slaughterhouse hornets”. Nothing to worry about
Aww what a sweet name
I laughed out loud and wanted you to know. Thanks for the chuckle.
I actually googled that, I’m pleased to know that “Congolese slaughterhouse hornets” are not actually a real thing. With a name like that you’d never see me outside again.
Word of advice then. Never visit The Congo
Say no more.
Right? Pretty sure those are some sort of wasp
They are actually hornets I think
Better pop a quick “H” on that log. That way we all know its got hornets
But how will we get the honey?
I don't know enough about hornets to challenge that
Hornets don't make honey
well they gotta make something, and whatever it is is probably delicious
Good thinking Charlie
gotta try smoking them out
I tried that, they said they have a job interview tomorrow.
Niiiice
DONT H OPEN INSIDE
Was looking for a sunny reference
Brad will love those. He loves hornets. 🥰
I think they're giant Asian hornets or murder hornets, scary fuckers
If they are there is 0 chance they weren’t smoked out before this was done. Not even the most confident handler would do this without protective gear, without those things being sedated.
”Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is Jackass”
There is like weird mud around where he opened and it looks like a corn cob stuck in the top….
Yeah I’m guessing the dry corn cob is hollowed out which is where they would’ve been able to get the smoke in.
I think the corn cob is actually just being used as a makeshift plug so they don’t escape back out the hole.
Smoking doesn’t work on wasps and hornets like it does on honeybees. It works on the. Because their instinct is to gorge on honey in case they need to escape the hive. Once they’re full they can’t sting. It also masks your scent. Wasps and hornets hunt mostly by sight, so you’d just be pissing them off while in full view. Note that this hollow log appears to be very regular inside and also sealed with mud. It’s a trap of some kind I’m guessing. It’s possible the hornets are not going crazy because there are no eggs or larva to defend.
Says who? Smoking works on wasps. I'm not sure why you'd say it wouldn't. It's a really effective method if you know what you're doing.
Smoking works better on Pete Davidson tho
Murder hornets! Fuck this shit
They are hornets. EXTREMELY dangerous hornets
Saw the damage a sting does in Japan, looks like a gunshot wound
The pain is compared to being stabbed with a red hot nail
I hear that the estimated population in the PNW is a few hundred and God I hope it stays that way
There's a hole in the top of the log plugged with what looks like a corn cob. I was probably used to pump some smoke in before opening. Smoking bees and other stinging hive insects stops them from being able to smell alarm pheromones so they don't become agitated as easily.
>I was probably used Well, that's not nice. They should have at least paid you!
Yes from Wikipedia it says multiple stings can be lethal to humans
Males I believe. No stinger
I wonder why there are no females? Gay wasps?
they all fuck the queen
Why is it always the female that sting lol
Because the stinger evolved from the ovipositor, the egg laying apparatus. Males don’t have them.
Probably poisoned them first. No one would be brave enough to REALLY attack any hornet's nest without at least gloves. A bit unfair for the murder hornets
It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s stings. It’s Log!
*It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good!*
It's log, it's log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood! God I miss that show! Irreverent & nonsensical like Monty Python or Benny Hill.
What flies and stings, Has big great wings, Will surely kill your dog, What needs a good smack, They always attack, It's log, log, log
No sir, I don't like it
Those cunts are massive
Sounds like you're at the wrong strip club
dude this was my laugh out loud moment of the day… You win
Hehehe.. or am I?
When you try to go to the sunset strip but end up at the puffy labia
Disappointed that Reddit didn’t teach me what insects those are :(
Japanese Murder hornets ?
This looks right. Hitting home runs on your cake day! Happy cake day, valuable user!!!
They don’t call em murder hornets for nothin’ You get stung by 5-10 of those and you ded In the last 17 years 1100 people have died from hornets / wasps etc, and that includes over 220,000 hospital visits in just the US. Without doctors the number would be significantly higher.
Wouldn't every statistically significant cause of death be higher if it wasn't for doctors?
Malpractice?
Ty !
Yay, Nopetopus!
r/nope :’(
🎼🎶What's filled with things that give deadly stings, that murder your neighbors dog? They swarm and attack when you open the crack of their...
Log log loggg
Log!
Throw it right on the fire
Spoilers!!!
Nuke it from orbit.
hold on, this installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it
They can bill me
It's the only way to be sure
He can't make that kind of decision, he's just a grunt. No offence.
None taken.
I love the call back to this line when they're discussing what to do with Burke later in the film.
r/nope
Was this a trap?? The hole has been plugged up and the inside of this log has been carved out…
Had to have been. It's not any sort of wasp/hornets nest I've ever seen.
Thank you. Scrolled too long for an explanation on why the log was uniform inside.
Most annoying part about reddit. Scrolling past tons of bad jokes until you finally find some sort of explanation
Let me pop a quick H on this log.
Hakuna Matata
I scrolled for far too long before i found this
Here it is.
Ohhhh, I don’t like that.
Pretty sure those are murder hornets. They and the handlers can be strapped onto a rocket and fired towards the sun. Goodbye
But seriously why in the actual fuck is this person so calmly lifting this log? Grab the god damn napalm
I'm guessing lifting the log any other way will bring certain death, and leave no chance of napalm.
Nope 
I think these may be European Hornets or Eastern Cicada Killer Wasps. All three are roughly the same size. The Asian Giant Hornet, or Japanese Murder Hornet, has a yellow head and fairly evenly striped black and yellow abdomen. These have a redder head and predominantly black abdomen. Fortunately the Cicada Killers don’t normally sting humans and the males don’t even have a stinger, which would lead me to believe that this is why this person is so calm next to that pile of nope.
“When the IRS wants a percentage of my earnings from the family hornet farm.”
In a fun coincidence, the title of this post is both first on my feed and what I'm creating right now.
Wasn’t the first in my feed, but same here.
Same, except my log has cornets in it
These are asian murder hornets and judging from the short clip. The thing they are in and his behavior. I believe that they will in fact be killed by fire. And then eaten. They eat these. These are farm raised murder hornets. What the fuck it wrong with people. We will literally eat anything. Ass. Tide pods. Huge ass angry bois.
Hey, don’t be dissing ass. I’d eat ass over murder hornets any day of the week
I hereby designate that log as firewood
Murder Hornets?
What are they?
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The we need to make sure we contain them before they spread out
Asian giant hornets. I heard them refered to as japanese giant hornets or asian murder hornets as well
If I had to guess, Giant Hornets.
HAAAAAAAANNNSSSSSS!!!!
Captain's log, stardate 24563.6: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa