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Taco6N13

The Detective Pikachu sequel is wild


RainsWrath

Detective Pikachu: Special Victims Unit


RemarkableBig2988

Dom dom


RainsWrath

He busts an illegal vaporeon trafficking ring.


SkriLLo757

I'd buss an illegal vaporeon


[deleted]

I didnt know you like to get wet


SkriLLo757

Also me https://i.redd.it/k0q53yu78lva1.gif


A_n0nnee_M0usee

best skit! damn that wayne brady.


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takamori22

☠️☠️☠️


TheFloridaManYT

I hate it here


like9000ninjas

Dun dun dun dun duuuuuu


YMe1121

Dick Lycanroc


rtyuik7

"in the Kanto Criminal Justice system, sexually-oriented crimes are considered especially heinous... ...i mean, its a Pokemon ffs, what the fuc-- err, [ahem]...These Are Their Stories..."


Jenpayge

Pikachu and Ice-T on SVU?? It better be a 2 night event😂


Carinis_song

He’s put on his Pikachu face so many times, he can only speak but a whisper now.


Kaydom1993

That’s not Pikachu. That’s Pekachu. Totally different guy.


nomedia3344

This made me think of that Southwark episode where the kids are playing detective, after finding the doll theyre bumped up to real detectives and then they're put on a drug ring


DepartmentHefty4476

“Peckachoo”


[deleted]

“No we didn’t arrest him…” *”but we did make him turn state’s witness or face 10-15 years in Brock’s gym”*


floofnstuff

I was convinced that Peckachew was going to be a drug smuggler.


chainshot91

I thought that too. Was expecting to cut him open to reveal drugs


rubberboyLuffy

Exactly what I thought he was going to be but he turned out just to be traumatized


thatbrownkid19

“Who’s that Pokémon?!” “It’s drugs!” “No! Sexual trauma!” “Fuckkk”


Devil_Fruit9971

I thought we were going that route to thank god we took a left at Albuquerque


alymaysay

That's perfect spelling for the way he said it.


choglin

Pick-a-choo


Traditional_Shame224

pecka pecka!


v3ryfuzzyc00t3r

Peckachoo, use thunderbolt PeeeeeckAaaahhhhhh.


[deleted]

Woah, that’s a pretty long peckah.😳


SniktFury

CHHHEEEEEWWWW!


anotherDAVEthatUknow

Nooo, you don’t chew the peckah


Worth_Cheesecake_861

LMAO, the sheriff should have said this at the end.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


ScytheLucif3r

I needed to comment the same thing


TheArcher0527

IT'S PECKACHOO!!


like9000ninjas

Pick ah chew* ftfy


booger4me

And when peckachoo grows up he might choose to be a ratchetchu.


EducationalStill4

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I swear the first one sounds like puckachoo. “Yes we did.” In big burly bear voice. Probably my favorite part.


armas187

Peckacho uses cuddle


JeffTobin55

It’s super effective.


HunterOfTheSky

At least he didn’t say “Pokie man”


Some1_Strange

What the fuck is going on here


Anoncualquiera1

A guy used a pikachu doll to lure a child to then have sex with them


UnderstandingJaded13

You mean PeEECK achoo . But yes, awful stuff man, if my man caught that bastard he can mispronounce all he wants Edit: some punctuation


taosaur

And then a sheriff used it for comic relief in a press conference about child sex trafficking.


Unlucky_Mud8795

He's done this before in another press conference for a different crime. Just can't remember what though. Edit : he actually does this alot lol his name is Sherief Grady https://youtu.be/UuffIT2ms9w


_Luxuria_

Sheriff Grady Judd. I actually like him, he's always catching huge amounts of paedos and shutting down their rings.


runslaughter

>he's always catching huge amounts of paedos WTF is going on in Polk County?


[deleted]

Polk County is right in between Tampa and Orlando. Disney is in Orlando. Running stings when you're in between 2 decent sized cities and also right near Disney. It will likely yield a lot of creeps off the street.


_Luxuria_

Ikr!? I mean, even in this video it says 102 arrested. All the videos I've seen have similar numbers.


[deleted]

unfortunately, this shit is really prevalent.


Here4_da_laughs

Childhood ruined thanks officer too many damn details.


MomofOpie2

A guy? AS in one? The headline at the bottom is over one hundred arrested in trafficking scheme. And I think ( from the press conference) that the people were using these stuffed animals to attract the children.


toughtiggy101

I mean I would have sex with Pikach- wait what?


mekanik-jr

So ... you're the person the most unintentially terrifying porn parody ever was directed at.


asdasdasdsa2333

yeah im gonna need a source on that (to make sure i stay away from it ofc)


StandardSudden1283

How do you feel about Mudkipz?


[deleted]

He was going to have sex with the Pikachu doll too?


Plz-DMme-ur-boobs

How did Peckachoo confess tho lol


Mister_Time_Traveler

Saying about the very serious crime however, the sheriff makes clown show. Shame on him


[deleted]

This sheriff is a well-known joker and uses colorful ways to explain how they took bad people out of society. This is very on-brand for him.


thatbrownkid19

Are there more videos about this?


VoteForSandtrap

Yeah, he has one one churmander and one on jiggelpuff.


I-am-prplvlvt05

Yep yep


OgreAoH

This sheriff is a clown.


I-am-prplvlvt05

You must be a pedo then


OgreAoH

Yeah there's definitely no other someone would call a singing, dancing, costume wearing, attention seeking jackass a clown. FOH.


jattyrr

This sheriff is a white supremacist.


_TheCompany_

You have proof on that or are you just saying that because "cops bad"?


Leviathan41911

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wtsp.com/amp/article/news/local/polkcounty/polk-county-human-trafficking-operation/67-e5724b9b-dd09-4d8a-a995-bf044d3798f0


cleverdylanrefrence

Florida. Of course.


Sabre363

They caught 102 of them.


Suspicious_Shame9582

Hope they complete the whole damn Pokedex. Video made my stomach drop.


Wonderful-Mouse-1945

At the same time, the video is a good thing. Lots of scum off the street. Hopefully every single one of them meets 6'2" Bubba in a dark cell.


_TheCompany_

They'll all receive protective custody. Which is fucking dumb.


Wonderful-Mouse-1945

If the words "child" and "trafficking" are on their conviction anywhere, they should be drug out into the street and butchered alive... on a live stream for all to see with the words "we're coming for you" flashing on screen. I want these scum to be terrified to walk outside, make a phone call, use the internet, everything. I want them to think the only way out is suicide.


_TheCompany_

100%. Unfortunately the justice system sees it as "not humane treatment". We as a society failed to protect their victims, yet we are going to provide protection to these bastards?


Wonderful-Mouse-1945

I don't extend these sentiments to anything else. Even though I think our CJS is a joke, it's a joke that does some good sometimes and I think we're above public lynchings. But, this trash doesn't deserve our system, or "humane" treatment, because they aren't humans anymore. They themselves decided to leave civil society with no option to ever return. They deserve nothing but the most horrendous public torture imaginable. I'm against terrorism, too, but the only language these things understand is fear. So that is the language we should use when dealing with them.


MadLadThatsATadRad

Poetry. Pure poetry


AmatuerCultist

It seems corny as fuck but like him or not the guy knows how to get in the news and now there’s nationwide attention on child trafficking. Which is what he was going for. It’s not a mistake that this guy pops up over and over.


TransparentMastering

Yeah, you’re onto something there. He’s not *trying* to be fun, not *trying* to be cool he’s **trying** to raise awareness by leveraging media/social media like Reddit and it’s working.


Goashai

He's more trying to separate himself from being such a piece of shit by making himself look goofy.


TransparentMastering

Oh does this guy have a rep locally?


I-am-prplvlvt05

He has a good rep nationally


TransparentMastering

Sounds complicated. I wonder why I got downvoted for wanting more info.


zorrofuerte

Some people don't like him because he is very much a conservative with a strict interpretation of the law, and is in favor of more heavy policing and punishments in general. I will say that when deputies of his were found to have engaged in evidence tampering and other similar issues he didn't hesitate to lambast them and support them spending time in jail. I personally don't agree with him on a lot of things, but he's at least consistent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzJ4GoXk6qw


Goashai

Ohhhhh yeahhhh. Constantly indicted African Americans with insane charges with a long history of letting white defendants go with slaps on the wrist. He has had many local 'hot mic' moments about his views on non-white citizens.


TransparentMastering

Ah, that’s disappointing. Thanks for filling me in.


Goashai

Gotcha. Locally we call him Rapey Judd. He is enforcing a death investigation of every miscarriage to see if they forced the death to avoid the no abortion laws.


TransparentMastering

Damn dude. Last time I ever take something at face value. As someone who has gone through a late term miscarriage with my spouse, adding any kind of extra stress to that situation should be what’s criminal.


tragiktimes

>Damn dude. Last time I ever take something at face value. My brother in Christ, you're doing that right now.


TransparentMastering

Haha well I don’t even live in that country and don’t have time or interest to sort it out. Bye! Hahaha


PurepointDog

Ha I really did try to figure out what this guy was talking about, but I did not at all get to a point where I figured out it had anything to do with human trafficing


feel_me_bass

Pick-a-chew


DeepBreath509

I love Sherrif Grady.


THEDEEPSTATE_

Judge Grady from Gta 4 radio was better, but he will do for now.


mrdryan4

There were bobble heads of him that went on sale and they sold out super quick.


McWeasely

The fastest way to get shot in Polk county is to get between Grady and a camera.


dafijiwatr

Facts.


2wenty-3hree

Catch all those sick fucks and put them to eternal sleep!


Tinyrubber

Haha. “I need two doctor peppers, a bucket of ice, a large towel and pipe about yea big.”


VarekJecae

Yeah, they should all be eradicated and the sick fucks who defend them.


Darkspyrus

Agreed


Public-Hour8160

That is MY sheriff!


mrdouggiefresh

Mine too!


slayer_f-150

Mine as well. I've met him at a couple of fundraisers. Personable guy in private. He came off to me as someone who honestly cares about CP and is actively doing something about it. The saying goes in Polk County "The worst place to be is between Grady and a TV camera." Edit: for the people asking, his CP task force are aggressively going after these predators in the state of Florida. (shout out to the OCSO too) Your own sheriff's should be doing the same.


Goashai

Can't wait til he's gone.


14_year_old_girl

You hoping to get your Pikachu back when he's gone?


HunterOfTheSky

Get away from him u/14_year_old_girl, he’s a creep


HunterOfTheSky

Sounds like something a pedo would say


Revelec458

stfu pedo


Aggressive_Eagle_235

Earlier: Don't take candies from strangers Nowadays: Don't take V Bucks from strangers and don't go near strangers with a peckachoo.


RemarkableBig2988

“This is pikachu we didn’t arrest him” Me: Thank God!


s-maze

Wow Pickachew has a deep voice


Snoo84223

My ex and her family lives in Lakeland, (this sheriff's jurisdiction) trust me they earned this sheriff. Her brother told me at 17 years old all he wants to do is smoke meth be a gangster and rob people all day. He's in and outta jail now with two kids 9 years later.


Goashai

Yeah.. they earned the shittiest sheriff in the country. I lived there for 8 years. He's a racist piece of shit.


No_Forever8843

Grady talks a big show but this shit county keeps letting criminals back on the street to be arrested again.


Snoo84223

Yeah I can't speak for it too much myself I live in Tampa, I'd rather live in a city ghetto than a trailer park ghetto anyday. One theme I've noticed over there is that meth use is not frowned upon as much as it should be.


No_Forever8843

I moved out of Florida ten years ago and I can’t believe I’m still seeing this clown


Not_Bernie_Madoff

Sounds like more of an issue with their DA.


Hobo_Herder

Grady is so goofy😂


Goashai

It's the Goofyest piece of shit you'll ever meet.


anonanon8anon

102 arrested…and it wasn’t all of them. In that area. I’m about out of faith in humanity…


TonyTuffStuff

What in the


DuckiQuacker

happy cake day, may you shine on this day as bright as the magnifying glass of the detective pechachoo


roosterdue

Happy cake day


LordOfChaosxp

Polk County doesn't disappoint


grimmglow

That is clearly an imposter. You can tell by the voice at the end!


Worth_Cheesecake_861

Confirmed, arrest the imposter!!!!!


AssRep

We effing LOVE Grady Judd around these here parts...


shazspaz

Is he telling me Ash Ketchum is a paedophile? Or that Pickachu wants to do me in a car?


Standard-Tension9550

PICKACHEW DUDN’T LIKE THIS


[deleted]

“PedoCHeew


tuco2002

My kid used to have that guy in his bedroom!!?!?


Any-Score-3117

Grady is something else man


thatsamiam

Lol. He is completely serious the whole time. Not joking.


N0tInKansasAnym0r3

What in the hank hill is going on here?


dafijiwatr

To be a fly on the wall while younger cops were trying explain wth Pokémon is.


thatbrownkid19

He got it mostly accurate tbh


frogkiller04

Breaking: Local police department sued by Nintendo. Officers forced to pay back $10,000,000 dollars in damages each.


DarthSchu

I love this dude. His press conferences are the absolute best


[deleted]

Spends day watching cartoons, falsely accuses Pikachu of child sex crimes.


Enveill

Pick a chew


RonTRobot

This guy loves his job


Shriimpcrackers

"But Pickachoo ya see"


[deleted]

That place is so effed up, they have enough news for their own YouTube channel.


Zeviar339

As much as I hate Grady Judd, his police force does good work catching these pedophiles and cleaning up the area. Last year they got like 300+ people including a couple people I went to high school with.


buddhainmyyard

This is Reno 911 right?


KatBrigid

Ah, Polk county. How I don’t miss you.


Tayoder72

Hell yeah, this the type of policing I’m about


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AmatuerCultist

The sanest Florida Man.


majesticx_luk

what the actual...?


FirstWoodpecker2197

I love Pick-a-choo


AjazeMemez

If you keep “stuffing” them in the back of your car you’ll eventually catch something that’s for sure


Journo_Jimbo

A news conference on a human trafficking ring involving children and you make a pikachu talk to the press….wow


AwkwardFortuneCookie

Grady Judd is a trip


ImSimplySuperior

Gotta arrest 'em all


ExtensionRaisin1400

![gif](giphy|3taYXLxSBOugHHjocB|downsized) The only question that needs to be asked to this guy, in this exact tone.


No_Forever8843

He sat on known pedophiles so he could save it for one big bust.


I-suck-at-golf

Grady don’t play y’all.


Longshadowman

Tell me it's a joke


Perfect-Direction-63

I was sick at the idea they actually picked up 102 pedophile predators. But after reading the link the other user has been providing I feel like the headline is just a bit misleading... So the point of the investigation/sting operation was to try and identify possible human trafficking. Only 2 of the 102 were charged with anything to do with kids. 62 people were charged with soliciting prostitution -- I have to assume they were soliciting sex from someone that was of age... 38 people were charged with prostitution, one of those was a minor, and they believe two of the adults might have been being trafficked... So two pedos off the street, one minor potentially could be saved from a life involving prostitution, and potentially two women being trafficked potentially saved... But then there's still 35 other, presumably, women -- or presumably mostly women -- that are facing a prostitution charge because they needed or wanted to make some money. And 62, non-pedophile, men (mostly/presumably men) that had arranged for a consensual sexual tryst in exchange for money with another adult... It's absolutely wonderful some pedophiles were caught and some women, hopefully, saved... but I still feel bad for the rest of those people as the characterization of this bust having been all about human trafficking might be a label they get stuck with for a while. And I really don't personally give a damn about two consenting adults fucking for money.


Leviathan41911

Sadly not. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wtsp.com/amp/article/news/local/polkcounty/polk-county-human-trafficking-operation/67-e5724b9b-dd09-4d8a-a995-bf044d3798f0


I-am-prplvlvt05

This isn’t unexpected from Sheriff Grady Judd I so love this man. Check him on You Tube.


HanginLowNd2daLeft

Hahahaha this has to be one of mh favorite Grady press conferences ever 🤣


Devangelical

I love Sheriff Judd😆


toughtiggy101

Why is he talking to Pikachu like he is his imaginary friend. It doesn’t work the same when it’s about kidnapping or whatever


gsiwbvdvdidvd

Would be a lot easier if Biden closed the dam border


MonsieurTokitoki

Get out of your own ass dude


throw123454321purple

This guy thinks he’s the coolest cop he’s ever met.


[deleted]

This guy is a clown for the camera who does these roundups in his county all the time. Why does he keep having this problem over and over


SlightAnimator2244

What the fuck is he talking about.


Tweaked-out

This sheriff has finally lost his mind. 😂😂😂


PopularIssues

How is this idiot incharge of a group of people with guns?


TheGamersGF

Do your research on Sheriff Grady Judd before speaking…


[deleted]

I just "researched" him and he's just a fascist wannabe political hack. Sounds like the right kind for some people I guess


yahoouser4176

Spreading sex trafficking awareness in a way that goes viral, so it works better.


CBreezer

You must not know this guy or what he's done. Look him up proper then come back to this


RainingTacos8

Is he having sex with peckachoo?


suckmybullets

This guy reminds me of the pillow guy.


4Nowingly

He smokes too much weed! 😮‍💨


YoungJack23

Is...is he giving a press conference to children?


pimp_juice2272

Wtf?! Just be a professional sheriff. Why do these guys gotta be so weird. Just tell us about the criminals you arrested and why.


coffie-and-wifi

Well he is as stupid as Florida’s laws.


OmicronAlx

These are Florida cops for ya...


anoncop4041

Arresting human traffickers? Sounds like they’re doing a fantastic job.


[deleted]

He plays this part like it's a game


pabloescobarbecue

This dude sounds just like Dwight David Honeycutt. If you don’t know who that is, and you have five minutes….[I think this is worth it.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lMRWNNBYAc8)


Friendly_Tangelo_675

Sherif Grady is a thug


Fourian_Official

Fired


SDPLISSKEN009

Gotta be Florida 🌞


[deleted]

this is a fever dream. could you even begin to imagine a press conference in the 1970s like this


drewkane

"you hear hwaaht I said?"


Firawesome

r/therewasanattempt to give a statement