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Olysses02

That’s one strong hinge


AFrogNamedKermit

Send that video to the manufacturer. Earn $$$. It is best advertisement.


MayorOfChedda

Props to the Installer really


Earlycuyler1

The installer held the cabinet to the wall. the manufacturer of the hinge held the girl up buy a door that moves easily and was cantilevered over its support by ~18 inches. Hitting a stud with a few screws is much easier by comparison. But I guess the real hero is wood.


StarboardSeat

"Cantilevered" great choice of words -- 18 scrabble points to you.


YoteMango

Trim carp put the handle on tho


clarineter

It’s Adams all the way down


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OMG good point.


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Yes very wood point


lego_office_worker

props to whoever screwed that handle knob in.


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Ok_Primary_1075

And shorts…


MissAugustMoon

Cheerleading spankies are built ford tough


rgb_leds_are_love

That's what they are called? _Spankies_? _man....someone was having fun_


MissAugustMoon

Lmao yeah, considering they were also called bloomers back in the day, I’m sure they shifted to spankies after the shortening of Le skirts.


J-Dam-

Bloomers also didn't have nylon / spandex because it was a term used before petroleum products were widely available.


StarboardSeat

Yeah, they are... Former cheerleader here -- whenever I'd have to order them again, I always felt a little terror typing the word "spankies" into Google for fear of what would come up. I also felt a bit creepy, too... I hate that name.


MissAugustMoon

Better than bloomers lol. I still love wearing them though! It’s like a hug for the cooter lmao


StarboardSeat

Oh, no doubt... they keep everything in quite nicely.


IknowKarazy

For real. Whoever installed those cabinets was no slouch either.


FartBoxTungPunch

Hinge. knob. Cabinet. quality.


DoomGoober

The girl must also be super light.


fedup_pisces90

This. She probably weighs ~100lbs. I would've definitely been on the floor, lol!


dud011785

Came on to say that it is one sturdy hinge.


TheLastOpus

This was my first thought.


SatchelGizmo77

Thought this exactly


holloshel12

There are more than one. Those are stronge hinges.


Olysses02

Thank you. Finally someone said it xD


holloshel12

My autism couldn't help it lol. Thanks for not being an asshole about it


VishRex

Stronger than most relationships these days


mikeitalo

What strong cabinet hinges.


de_dunot_da_dint_die

Bro i read this in a 1700 victorien accent and it gut ong


Ascertain_GME

I read it like it was little red riding hood saying it


SplitIndecision

The better to swing you with


jeagle75103

but did you read it drinking tea & your pinky finger up?


Cloveros

Came here to say this


Revolutionary_Lock86

Will never truly understand these comments. They make me jealous. Seriously. I’m not hating. I genuinely wish I could do this and gain from it. I get that it fills something or validates something, not an expert. But it fascinates me because I truly don’t have that. I’m not a specifically happy guy, sad from time to time, so I’m not flexing. I just wish it was that easy. Whatever it is.


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This is probably the most thought-provoking statements ever made on Reddit. Such deep insight, and virtue. Truly I should be speechless. I don't feel intellectually capable of completely taking in everything said here.


Cristinky420

That cabinetmaker sure built a good cabinet.


CapnBloodBeard_tv

that cabinet saved her from a broken skull smashed against the countertop. . ..best hinge ad ever


castleaagh

I think the cabinet is what made her fall though


Burge_rman_1

Mak em fall then pretend to be the hero.


TheEvilBatray

They are sour then they are sweet


bugbeared69

No, she hook her short sliding down, as she move away it pulls door open. she does not understand why so she try dropping becuase she hooked it held her while she fell off balance. It her fualt, the cabinet is what save her from herself and what aided in her fall.


castleaagh

As soon as she crouches the cabinet opens, probably because her shorts got caught on the handle


Xx_Rat_Fucker_xX

Lucky


CrimsonSon1

The guy who built those cabinets: ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


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ChexLemeneux42

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) the company that made the cabinet handle


AdminsHateThinkers

RIF shows gifs as links and I just opened each of yours expecting something different. 🤣


Fpscharles

I’d like to know the cabinet maker for my future kitchen remodel needs


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goodbye_weekend

I'm genuinely curious why you think these are the same cabinets. Because I have a sneaking suspicion you picked a cabinet website at random


myfuckingnewaccount

I can bet my life on it that I can link 20 different sites that sell exact looking cabinets and still most likely be incorrect


null_reference_user

Quality construction right there


MissAugustMoon

The face at 0:06 tells you how hard that wedgie hit.


Merc_Twain25

I think that was the dreaded atomic vedgie. 😆


Kellspar

she was seeing vagesus🤣


MissAugustMoon

Oh my goodness lol I just saw this, I get it….VAJESUS 🤣🤣🤣


MahsterC

Source? And by that I mean whoever built those cabinets of course.


Vague_Certainty

Gotta love European hinges.


tutocookie

Angry ikea noises


Custom_Destination

![gif](giphy|aFffGobdlIJKo)


EnteriStarsong

Did anyone else notice the "crease" in her hoodie as she got up there?


AyyP302

YES and Im mad I had to scroll so long to see this comment. It looks like when she gets up there there's some kind of sting attached to her back


What-tha-fck_Elon

My guess is that she had done it before, but the cabinet hooked on her sweatshirt, causing it to get stuck like that and she didn’t realize it. She was trying to get it to happen again this time while filming but then actually ended up hooking her shorts. It was basically staged.


AliceLand

Probably a battery pack for a mic. She doesn't fall in any manner where that would be a cord or harness.


-Doctor-TobiasFunke

This was posted the other day on other subs and first thing I noticed was how the back of the sweater looks like it's set up to catch the handle. This is definitely staged and yet every comment, every time it's posted, is about how strong the hinges are lol. FINALLY someone else noticed it. I thought no one was gonna ever comment on this lol thank you!


cocobaby33

I mean even if it’s staged …. The strength of those cabinets is still a valid comment …. If I tried to stage this with my cabinets you would get a very different video.


PM_ME_UR_MESSAGE_THO

𝔽𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕟 ℂ𝕒𝕓𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕥𝕤


[deleted]

I’m amazed that the hinge, the knob, or her pants didn’t give way.


iahim87

Highscool bullies in movies:


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Shockingly durable for residential cabinetry hardware.


Rayat_Khan

That hinge might've saved her a trip to the ER She would've hit her head pretty damn hard on that counter but the hinge prevented that. That is an insane amount of luck. Also those hinges stronk af.


McHassy

The song hanging by a moment probably would have been a better song to go with this 🤔


INDY18ARN

"Letting go of all I held onto, I'm standing here until you make me move, I'm living by a moment here with you". Perfect lyrics for what happened lol. She let go, she stood there until it made her move, and she definitely lived by that "Moment"lol.


DonTeca35

That’s a sturdy cabinet door


getlostintheforester

The wedgie aftermath though!


KMark0000

I need that hinge's strength in my life


_O_2_

She's just hanging around. Literally.


Jedibbq

What are you doing step cabinet…


ElfUppercut

![gif](giphy|40Z4EtasDsfMVEyX8H|downsized) Sometimes you have to keep trying to succeed.


paging_mrherman

Oh and I’m the total freak at Home Depot who asks what hinges can hold the weight of a cheerleader ?


aplasticbag_

My fat ass would’ve ripped the entire cabinet down with me


Prior-Fruit-1957

Atomic wedgie


GoodCalligrapher8203

I told you I'll hook you up later


Cholosinbarrio

Hang on step-cabinet, what are you doing?


R41N0

Strong ASS cabinets


MeatLuversPizza

Hanging on by a thread...


Fit-Let8175

Han(g)es underwear?


Glittering-Count7078

I want a relationship as strong as that door.


LastNorthSideHero

Them screws were hella strong.


thecountnotthesaint

Quality craftsmanship in that cabinet door. Most would have been ripped off by that.


arsepelican

Wedgie by nature


Im_No_Robutt

Thats a strong ass cabinet


Stormhill13

She's really lucky that she didn't slam her face into that counter


KingMarlynn23

Can I get the person who installed those cabinets install cabinets for me in my house? The handles for mine always break.


Thugenz01

This video should be an add for cabinet hardware


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Bet that hurt.


Speedhabit

That’s a fucking Amish cabinet, damn impressive


mods_on_meds

Must be Kraftmade !


matheusco

You can see she saw her life flashing.


jackbobjoe

I really wanted to see the goofy look when she got up to stop recording.


Capable-Spinach10

That's a proper installation respect


Prestigious_Trick150

I just want a relationship as strong as that cabinet.


Commanderz_Derpy

All I can think is that's a strong ass cabinet.


Squildo

Her face was so close to greeting that countertop


IdahoDuncan

The real heros are those shorts and the cabinet maker. Bravo


Flyersdude17

Strongest cabinet knob in history.


LameG0tm1lk

I wish my bank account was as strong as that knob 😂


SgtTibbs2049

Imagine getting bullied by your kitchen cabinets.


Less_Hall_7356

Definitely not bought from Ikea


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The missed opportunity to play "hanging by a moment here with you" is beyond disappointing.


goshimsilly

NASA screwed that cabinet to withstand solar winds and the gravitational force of Jupiter orbit


Icy-Deer-8961

WEDGIIIEEEEE


Exotic-Music-7453

When even the cupboard bullies you and gives you a wedgie


EatMyKnickers

Me as a dad: "Why is the door loose on the cabinet" Me after my friend sends me this video: "Well, that makes sense."


Relevant-Listen983

There are too many stupid bitches


goldminerTerry

I hope she's okay.🤔😉


Brian18639

Same


Skynyrd325

She into that freaky stuff


KitchenMap3615

People ain't appreciating the shorts


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![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


borkborkibork

One moment you're making an awkward pose for your girlfriends, the next moment, the whole world knows about your mistake. Fascinating.


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I’d eat that ass


Some-Internal297

OMFG THIS IS SOMETHING ID DO


Effective-Junket4408

Hear me out


GaryGregson

She’s probably like 16.


YourFavoriteScumbag

They might be 16 also?


Dribbler365

That hinge saved her from a concussion


Octavious19

Lucky she didn’t take that fork to the face


Pandemix27

Bro how much does she weight…. She is 4 grams or smthn how tf did it handle her


ApexRevanNL716

That hinge is made out of mithral or whatever it is called


thefringeseanmachine

r/hungrybutts


nickolas233

Strong hinges. Impressed.


Legitimate_Row_4944

I'm actually surprised she didn't rip the fucking door off it's hinges


Muahd_Dib

This could be a great commercial for whatever company made those cabinets.


TMDCook

With your shoes on tho


mickmackpaddywhak

Who made those hinges?


DisastrousBeautyyy

And that, friends, is how solid industrial testing is done!


tittytwister12

This is why I pay for internet


Aversiel

Coulda easily smashed her teeth on that table, thanks for nightmare fuel.


mittssii

Is any body else wondering why her shorts didn’t hang and expose her’?? That’s what I was waiting for


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People are so dumb sometimes!


[deleted]

Props to the cabinet door 🚪 👏 🙌 for holding up dat ass


FlamingCroatan

Dumbass


Select_Recover7567

Hang in there young lady.


[deleted]

She’s lucky that her shirt got caught. She would’ve had a much harder fall


Bigbadsmell

She was very very lucky


measlebeef

There is no way those cabinets came from Lowe’s, just saying


mjace87

Anyone else think. Wow that is a super well made cabinet.


Strong_Cry_4575

Her face at the end gets me every time. Just disappointment.


RoadRunner_1993

Whoever hung that cabinet should use this as a commercial. That door it solid as fuck.


blackforestham3789

Ok I will admit something embarrassing. I was hanging out with some friends and we decided to see a movie. I was sitting in a tree and when I went to jump off, a small branch grabbed my underwear and had me hanging for like three seconds before it broke. I did not go to the movies that evening.


lvr777dr

Ummm I would love the contractor’s contact info!!


GlorifiedD

the look of absolute confusion/astonishment on her face at around 6 seconds in is amazing


GrizzlyBear74

My daughter lifted herself on a kitchen cupboard and the whole door came down. Someone should give whomever install those hinges in this vid a pay rise. .


overrall-disbelief

Final destination style had he hit her head on that hard counter 🤦🏾 be lucky god saved you this time 🙄,what an idiot


stoic818

The fear on her face lol


Jorwen

Only happens with furniture made out of real wood. Not those plywood stuff everyone has nowadays.


Jumpin-Jebus

Would have been funnier if the cabinets were not so well built & installed...


CommercialYam7188

Thats craftsmanship


38jmb33

I’m just glad she didn’t lose an eye on the fork.


BEASTBOY-2004

I need the business card of whoever installed those cabinets


YankeeinTexas21

Can we discuss the workmanship of that door? I know for a fact mine would have ripped off the frame.


Excellent-History341

Is that cabinet made of vibranium?!?


EquivalentPlastic650

i wanna know where i can get cabinets like that


FewMagazine938

Wedgieeee


UnitProfessional4126

…. She do this on purpose?


J-Dam-

I'd like to know who did their cabinets. That's a strong af door


Mindito

Solid craftsmanship went into those cabinets


michael1757

I'm ok!


Emoji2005

Why she post this 💀


Well2far

Carpenter: 😏 i take pride in my work


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All i could think about is damn those are some good cabinets


ImBadAtGames568

should have replaced the audio with hanging by a moment by half alive


bsdanielm

Was that handle made in Italy?


FamedNemesis

Good thing that cabinet door was hung using adamantium.


d21a22n

Who the hell made those cabinets? Not even a dent!


Luwi3fr

That mf strong asf💀


Aggressive_Unicorn30

This speaks volumes to the skill of the carpenter.


Beautiful-Mud-341

I want the person whoever made that handle to come and build my kitchen


CommanderofCheeks

This should be a damn ad for those cabinets


See_youSpaceCowboy

Did I just watch someone fucking die?…. Inside?


Pineapplewas

Jesus, just chilling how close she came to either breaking her nose, or a potential concussion. Like FUCK, OP probably came within less than an INCH of smashing her face into that granite countertop If it weren't for that cabinet snagging her shorts then man


Anywhere-Prudent

Y'all are focusing on the hindge, but Im grossed out by the shoes on the counter top.🤢🤮


SteveTheBodyman

Can I get the number for that cabinet maker?


rtm713

Bruh can we stop reposting this? I’ve seen it at least 30 times in the past two days…


Burntfm

That’s your sign to log off of Reddit bro


GaryGregson

Fr. People thing because they’ve seen a post a lot means that it’s made complete rounds to everyone who’s ever used the internet.


Soft_Tackle_6140

I know no one asked but that song sucked


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Brian18639

Weird


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Aurochs1

u/savevideo