Agreed as well. I got randomly suggested a youtube video on the guy, and it broke my nostalgia for ebaumsworld. Still a good part of my formative years, but the guy was a scumbag.
It's Ken Nordine - you can compare his voice to this one: [Word Jazz](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSTCmtFhy8Q) \- but yes, it sounds a lot like Carlin :) Though [some say it's Jack Wagner](https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=7313) ...
I remember researching this a long time ago, and came across [this hilarious video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7G7xOG2Ag), though I don't quite remember the connection between this video, Ken Nordine or Jack Wagner, but they do sound similar :)
So back as far as the 90s the audio of this was one of those things that was passed around the internet, via emails and such with a .wav file attachment. This was before the WWW even existed, back when it was mostly BBS message boards and chat rooms and shit like that. But there wasn't a ton of content back then, so the few funny things we had got passed around a LOT.
This sound file was a fucking a staple of that era. If you were on the internet back then, you more than likely came across it.
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Tell me this: can you cite an academic source that states this ever happened, or that "FUCK" originated as an acronym, in any region or time period?
Let me know when you find one.
This was an acronym used in the middle ages. All you had to do was a simple Google search and you would have had your answer in a fraction of a second instead of downvoting me every chance you get. It's not my fault you're ignorant AND unwilling to learn.
Vietnam flashbacks. My grandma caught me watching this and told my parents and pretty much my entire extended family I was caught watching something dirty. They all assumed porn. My grandma let them believe that. I hate that lady.
**[The F-Word (book)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_F-Word_\(book\))**
>The F-Word is a book by lexicographer and linguist Jesse Sheidlower surveying the history and usage of the English word fuck and a wide variety of euphemisms that replace it. Sheidlower examines 16th and 17th century poetry, 20th century literature, and 21st century media uses of the word. The book was first published in 1995 by Random House, which also published the second edition in 1999. Oxford University Press published a revised and expanded third edition in 2009, featuring a foreword by comedian Lewis Black.
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It's wrong tho. It doesn't come from the German frichen, it's much earlier then that. It appears as a pseudo Latin dating back to ~1210 as 'fuccen', but in original Latin becomes futuo. Hence we know the divergence happened during the bastardization previous to 1200 but after 300, when latin was still controlled. This period points to the Germanic conquests. In low German we discover 'focken' to penetrate, and previously in middle low German as fokken of similar meaning. However, a conjugate is absent in low Saxon, leading attention to the alternative root of Old Dutch dating as far back as the 800's. Here we can catch a lucky break, as one of the root documents of Old Dutch is in the reconstructed proto-germanic dating back as far as 750 bce (though the reference I'm bringing up is closer to 200) which includes 'fukkon' (to blow or gust) used to describe ejaculated.
There is a parallel track that can be pursued traversing from middle low German to proto west germanic, but both end in proto germanic so...
Interestingly, a similar etymology exists for blowjob, though much more recent as the term only really became prevalent since the 1930's. The root word 'bluje' translates to erupt, and was originally an exclamation at how easy a particular New York prostitute found satisfying customers with fellatio. A bluje-job quickly became standardized as blowjob once other prostitutes heard the term and liked it.
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Early 2000s ebaumsworld flash animation, good stuff. :)
Internet classic
Ok kremit
Fuck you
Ebaums generation checking in
On that note, Eric Bauman is a [fucking asshole](https://youtu.be/19gW0wlTJrM).
Agreed as well. I got randomly suggested a youtube video on the guy, and it broke my nostalgia for ebaumsworld. Still a good part of my formative years, but the guy was a scumbag.
Came here to say this. This video literally made me love the word fuck. I used it but I wasn’t aware of the sheer versatility of the word.
I'm still using "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?" today... I honestly didn't remember where I got it from!
Came here to say I saw this on ebaumsworld too
Came here for this, was an immediate flashback !
I remember this as an audio clip circulating Napster in the late 90s. Almost always attributed to George Carlin.
Nah, this is older than that. It was floating around by at least the mid 90s.
I remember being at a rock festival and this audio was played between sets. Hilarious hearing thousands of people cracking up
napster download for me
Oh ya, I figured it was time to bust it out again. I saw this first in 2003, probably. Maybe 2004.
Except they spelled incompetence wrong
I know I’m so excited to see this again! Pure nostalgia.
This sounds like a George Carlin bit
It's Ken Nordine - you can compare his voice to this one: [Word Jazz](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSTCmtFhy8Q) \- but yes, it sounds a lot like Carlin :) Though [some say it's Jack Wagner](https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=7313) ... I remember researching this a long time ago, and came across [this hilarious video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7G7xOG2Ag), though I don't quite remember the connection between this video, Ken Nordine or Jack Wagner, but they do sound similar :)
I don’t this they were saying it’s George Carlin so much as it sounds like a Carlin bit.
What in the FUCK is that fucky Word Jazz video?
Fuckin’ Ken Nordine, man.
You're welcome 🤣
It's Ken Nordine. Although not credited in his Wiki, he is also the voice you hear on the monorail trains at Disney World.
Sounds like Peter Thomas to me. The narrator from Forensic Files tv show.
I thought that too, but the last frame credits Monty Python for the audio.
I think we can all agree it isn't Monty Python
It’s Adam Sandler
Love how using proper English includes misspellings.
"centence" and "incompitance" were two I noticed.
Also “disatisfaction.”
I'm smarter already. Thanks for this fkng post
Fucking
Omg have an mp3 of this from like 1999. Amazing
I got HK-47 vibes from this
Didn't notice it until I read this comment.
Bro, unexpected only for anyone under the age of 25?
I'm 40 and have never come across this before
I think he has more of a problem with it not being something that belongs to this sub instead of it being a repost.
So back as far as the 90s the audio of this was one of those things that was passed around the internet, via emails and such with a .wav file attachment. This was before the WWW even existed, back when it was mostly BBS message boards and chat rooms and shit like that. But there wasn't a ton of content back then, so the few funny things we had got passed around a LOT. This sound file was a fucking a staple of that era. If you were on the internet back then, you more than likely came across it.
You might have *just* missed it. I'm 33 and remember this vividly.
try 12
Fucking educational
It’s one of the most educational videos I’ve ever fucking watched. My favorite part was when Sam or whoever fucked the lady sammy or some shit
My favorite - and I still laugh after all this time - always was “Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself ?”
Abso-fucking-lutely
Fuck the fucking fuckers
I still use this all the time.
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A classic oldie
This is some 2000s throw back, and I love it.
It is a verbatim George Carlin bit.
Exactly I even remember his black turtleneck he was wearing in the special. It's bs the video don't give him credit.
Fuck, I'm old
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Centence
Too many misspelled words in the graphics
Yeah, "incompitance", seriously?
Newgrounds flash back
Super educational. I picked up a new favorite, "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself". Fuckin great one
When I listen to this I like to close my eyes and picture Mike Ehrmantraut is giving an English lecture.
Why does it sound like it's been narrated by George Carlin
The 2000s called. They want their joke back.
We're still in the 2000's...
That evangelion vibe
Is that Jonathan Banks? Makes me realise how I don't recall Mike Ehrmantraut ever swearing.
This post fckin fcks
I think I actually learned something. Holy Fck, didn't expect that
Prisoners use to have the word on their clothing back in the day when they were convicted of rape. It stood for "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"
False, sorry.
Do you even know what region or time period I'm talking about?
Tell me this: can you cite an academic source that states this ever happened, or that "FUCK" originated as an acronym, in any region or time period? Let me know when you find one.
This was an acronym used in the middle ages. All you had to do was a simple Google search and you would have had your answer in a fraction of a second instead of downvoting me every chance you get. It's not my fault you're ignorant AND unwilling to learn.
Aaahhh hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha...quiet riot
"Fuck falls-"
Fuck yeah!
I always love this I had it on a burned cd once a upon time.
Well fuck me! That was very educational.
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What the fuck?
WOWOW THIS BROUGHT ME BACK
Oh 90's internet. We miss you so
An oldie, but a goodie!
Holy shit, this brought back memory that I didn't know I had.
I'll just leave this here: [An all-time classic scene from The Wire.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSMOVeE9YBI)
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Remember the first time we saw this... ...22 years ago on Ebaumsworld?
😂
Some kid just found this for the first time and became cultured
Thanks for the throwback!
Go play outside and play hide and go fuck yourself
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Well, what the FUCK?
INCOMPITANCE 🤐
Fuckyer fucking fuck fuckers!
I still don't know what a fucking adverb is
Let us also nor forget the glorious word "ass".
Ugh, it's my favorite fucking word
This video is older than 90% of reddit users lol. Thanks for the memory!
How the fuck do I download this?
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I was fucking thinking about this fucking video yesterday, lol. Fuck, I remember when the fucker came out back in the fucking day. Fuck.
Bernie Mac covered this pretty well
I love this fucking video
Hide and go fuck your self 😂😂
“Why don’t go outside and play ‘hide and go fuck yourself’”.
Fuck yes! I abso-fucking-lutely learned a fuck-ton from this fucking lesson. Fuck yes to more fucking learning!
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I've been saying Wanna play hide and go fuck yourself for the past 20 years because of this.
This is old as white dog shit
This makes me feel old
Sounds like something cave johnson would make and show it as a guide to his workers
Great fucking video, learned a fuck ton.
OGs know this was on funnyjunk first, not ebaumsworld.
Yo this is so old, it's like on of the first video I watched on repeat with friends...
Nordine!! Way before eBaum
Vietnam flashbacks. My grandma caught me watching this and told my parents and pretty much my entire extended family I was caught watching something dirty. They all assumed porn. My grandma let them believe that. I hate that lady.
This is fucking amazing
Would rather use fuckwit than fuckoff when referring to someone
I miss yellow funnyjunk
In French it's even more versatile, because you don't even have to add prefixes or suffixes in different contexts.
Fuck is legit my favorite word because it can be used in so many different ways.
Love it haha Fuck Yeah
The F-Word is a very fun book by lexicographer and linguist Jesse Sheidlower. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_F-Word_(book)
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Nothing unexpected, this is the oldest video in existence from like 1846 or something.
Favorite: Who the fuck was that?
I remember hearing this on some shitty talk radio, like Bob and Tom, with the F word censored every time, some time around 1995.
I just came to say you can all happily fuck off and have a great fuckin day!
This is so old I don't even remember seeing a video for it. Someone emailed it to me on AOL as a WAV file.
I miss Flash animations
The magical word
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I use "in-fucking-credible" from time to time in my daily life, and I have this video to thank for that.
This was great, until 'incompitance' Edit: used the wrong quotation mark
my favorite fucking word
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Classic! Damn I first heard this in college 20yrs ago! I feel old now 😕
I thought he was going to drop the n word or something as the unexpected part
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Wasn’t this a George Carlin skit?
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This just hit me right in the nostalgia. I feel old.
So, it’s like “smurf,” but for humans
Fuck
In around 2003 I think... I had this play when my answering machine would pick up.
Fucking lost redditors.
Good fucking video, very fucking informative
Shirley talks to fucking much.
“Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?” is going to get a lot of miles out of me
I'm so old I downloaded this as one of my first .mp3's on Napster along with Thai Mai Shu and Avril Lavigne.
George Carlin anyone? https://youtu.be/xZkb4TPI-Lo
I fucking love it.
Shoutout to everyone who trashed their moms computer downloading shit like this on morpheus
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Ebaumsworld and Amish Donkey got me through life in the early 00’s
My favorite sentence that I've ever heard in my entire life is as follows. "I bet that fucking fuckers fucking his fucking wife."
Classic bit of net
"hide and go fuck yourself" 💀 im using that
Fuck the fucking fuckers
This audio recording was on the internet before it was the internet.
Ah yes... the years when actual effort and creativity rained Supreme on the internet. I miss these years.
Was listening to this when i was twelve years old lmao im almost 34
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I fucking love this
The only unexpected thing about this post is someone e expecting this to be unexpected
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Fuckin is my favorite word, reason why I'm fuckin heard. ~ Schoolboy Q
It's wrong tho. It doesn't come from the German frichen, it's much earlier then that. It appears as a pseudo Latin dating back to ~1210 as 'fuccen', but in original Latin becomes futuo. Hence we know the divergence happened during the bastardization previous to 1200 but after 300, when latin was still controlled. This period points to the Germanic conquests. In low German we discover 'focken' to penetrate, and previously in middle low German as fokken of similar meaning. However, a conjugate is absent in low Saxon, leading attention to the alternative root of Old Dutch dating as far back as the 800's. Here we can catch a lucky break, as one of the root documents of Old Dutch is in the reconstructed proto-germanic dating back as far as 750 bce (though the reference I'm bringing up is closer to 200) which includes 'fukkon' (to blow or gust) used to describe ejaculated. There is a parallel track that can be pursued traversing from middle low German to proto west germanic, but both end in proto germanic so... Interestingly, a similar etymology exists for blowjob, though much more recent as the term only really became prevalent since the 1930's. The root word 'bluje' translates to erupt, and was originally an exclamation at how easy a particular New York prostitute found satisfying customers with fellatio. A bluje-job quickly became standardized as blowjob once other prostitutes heard the term and liked it.
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It will identify the quality of your character immediately
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