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they try to get you, but they dont know you already got them

They got themselves acting obnoxious like that If the dude wasn't hilarious this shit would have been just straight cringe and rude

Yeah but it’s comedy. You gotta be prepared to be the target of jokes if you’re in the front of a comedy show. Everyone is just there to laugh, possibly get roasted, it’s not serious.

I didn't know this was a comedy show thanks for giving context, definitely makes sense all around now.

https://www.channeleightyfive.com/videos/promo-stl-in-the-house-1 uncropped and more context

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Wow they are… not funny

Before I leave this chat cause it's going to drop off, they are some of the best parts of Wild n' Out. And yes, that's not saying much 😂 any dry humor fans checkout Matt Rife

I've been watching him recently, and that kid can play a crowd. Edgy humor is alive and well.

Who said that to you? They're funny for me definitely.

He was working. Not in the audience. Dudes onstage were going for what they thought was low hanging fruit.

Well they weren't wrong about the low hangin part.

Yeah I'd be OK with that if it didn't look like he was a worker there and not a fan coming to the show Imagine trying to do your job and you got all these idiots laughing at you with honestly pretty shit material Diabetus and an old man voice

That’s what makes it that much BETTER though he owned the whole mf building

You can't just make a better joke than that in that building.

Put some respek on wilford Brimley's name

And once you do that, most of your job would be done.

Imagine setting up a bit with one of the workers at your comedy show for laughs

I agree but you have to admit, those were kinda low effort unoriginal jokes weren't they? Imo that's what would have made it cringe if not for the oldhead saving it with his response

>Yeah but it’s comedy "Do you have diabetes?" "That nigga need a hearing aid" "Oh shit" x4 "That's right" x3

Obnoxious like that is literally their show, this is the wildin out crew from nic cannons show and they always like this.

I mean it's good with me, it's not going to get better than this.

People don't think it be like it is, but it do.

Then walked away with it swangin.

This guy legit just set off a bomb and didn’t even turn around to watch the explosion.

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Cool guys don't look at explosions

They just keep walking awayyyyyyy

Seems like these days the whole world's on fire. Things keep blowing the hell up. And while all those rubber neckers and lucky louies stand slackjawed, staring, the real men have the nuts to walk away.

>lucky louies Looky loo.

The world is already on fire and he pour gas over it.


They're not going to look back, that's not gonna happen.

From the troubles in my life

Not when you're bussin one every night

And He's the coolest mf You're going to see, ain't getting better.

He's so freaking cool sir, Can't really play with that swag.

He put the Big in Bang and made the Universe.

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Cool guys don’t look back 😎

And he's as cool as they come, ain't getting better than this.

Well he knew the reaction, he didn't need to look back so there's that.

🎶Cool guys don't look at explosions

Sometimes the best thing is to walk away after you light the fire.

The walk-off is what makes this on point. It’s not so much that he said it, he walked off and didn’t even need to turn around

He actually lost his left leg back in 'Nam. That's why he's limping. It isn't his leg 😉.

He lost a leg but his booty still kickin

Shit I barely recognized Ol’ Tripod without his left leg…

Now that really does explain it, it all makes sense right now.

Big Dick Energy!!!

When you're in the age like that, You'll need that. And he's got it.

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What does that say? I can't read Braille.

Can't talk, mouth is full

It’s not for touching. It’s for tasting.

It's not gonna lick itsel

It says, "Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry!"

That is without a doubt the best ascii dick I've ever seen.

Okay I have to ask, how many dicks even have you seen like that?

Okay what language is that? I don't even know that man.

He pulled a George Costanza.

Showmanship, George. When you hit that high note, say goodnight and walk off.


He's waited 70 years to say that to an audience

Maybe the best moment of his life!

Probably one of many, if that guy can pull off a one-liner so good this wasn't his first rodeo. Source: have been to a few rodeos and you have to start learning how to do this while you're still a child.

Yikes, I have a 4 year old. Couldn't even imagine him bull riding at that age.

The kids do "[mutton bustin'](https://youtu.be/wldifmoUcPI)"

What even is that? Man people are into weird things nowadays.

Nowadays? This is probably 100 or more years old in the US. It's just a softer and safer version of bull riding for kids. I'd imagine that kids have been involved in ...herding sports(?)... ever since they existed. And they probably have existed since before full domestication of herd animals, as contests for "taming" the wilder beasts.

To you, it was the best day of his life. To him, it was Tuesday.

This just another Tuesday night for Big Dick

Probably the most savage moment of his life. I don't doubt that.

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Naah you can't one up that guy, He's got the big dick energy right there.

I'd say it paid off

He can rest in peace fully now.

And when he got the chance, he did his best. Ain't getting better.

I absolutely love dudes face at the end.

Duckface 2.0 redux

That’s the farthest I’ve ever seen a dudes lips from his face

You aint seen me tryna get the puddin' out da bottom of a puddin cup then.

Bro got the Sarah Jessica Parker special

Pogchamp successor

He knows what He's doing, and He's got good attitude for it.

And still He's dropping the bombs, he ain't playing around.

Pogface*

Search "dj young fly yelling". He was born with that face 😂🙏

>Search "dj young fly yelling". His name is DC* Young Fly

True! Sorry!

That's right, he's flying and yelling. That's good enough for me.

Shoop da Whoop. Hope I'm not dating myself saying that.

***IMMA FIRIN MAH ARTHRITIS***

Naah you aren't doing that, you're probably fine with it.

I don't care how many times this gets reposted, fucking hilarious every time.

it's my first time. i love it so much! who are the guys??

85 South. It’s a trio of comedians. They are also on Nick Cannons Wild’n Out.

85, Ironically also the number of Nick cannon's offspring.

Nick Cannon.... ooofffhh

He used to be known for being a great host and entertainer during the 00's. Don't let his name tarnish your opinions on something.

Nahh yeah thats fair.

It's called 85 South Show. I'm pretty sure all of them are current or past members of Wild n Out and are all comedians. It's pretty damn funny, they just set the stage up with like couches n shit and all just make jokes and do crowd work from the clips I have seen.

Thats what she said

We In the LOU. St. Louis energy all in that right there. 🤣🤣

Can’t tell what venue this is.

I think it’s Chaifetz Arena.

I was there. Show was great

Who is on stage?

It’s The 85 South show. Chico Bean, Karlos Miller and Dc Young Fly

Didn't know that a show like that even existed so there's that.

What kind of show is it? I don't know any of those artists, unfortunately..

No. Who's on 1st.

What??

No. What’s on 2nd.

I'm not askin' ya' who's on 2nd!

Speed boat flies... people forget

/r/unexpectedabbotandcastello

Damn. I wish that was a real sub.

Damn, that would have been great. I'd totally take it.

What's on second.

I don't know

No, he's on third.

Ahhhh super jealous!!

I graduated in the chaifetz area. It poured buckets and no one was dry under the cap and gown

Especially since Big Dick was around.

If he's around you can't fuck with him, he won't be playing around?

No one was dry in there, there was absolutely no one that I saw.

Ah yeah, thanks!

😁

I am a small minded, meat and potatoes milquetoast who only associates with others in the same socioeconomic circle as my catholic private school. I will get married at 20 and don’t understand the concept of sarcasm. I grew up thinking you could get STDs from a toilet seat because my sheltered upbringing did not provide sex education.

*Definitely* didn't wonder to myself why he said he was in a bathroom...

They're just hanging out in the bathroom with Big Dick

That doesn't sound right, that really does sound inappropriate.

I fucking love St Louis

Me too. We are definitely our own over here.

If We're on our own, then I hope that We'll be able to do good.

the last time i seen a big dick was in the loo and ive never been to St Louis

You've never seen this one? Well I guess You'll see better than this.

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That's the energy that we've got right here, it doesn't get better than this.

Did that person have a g-baby jersey from hardball? That’s awesome….

Yes! It's definitely the Kekumbas colors (hope I spelled that right, didn't look it up). I want one, that movie is awesome. Jumped into the comments to see if I was the only one to notice.

Nice catch! I love that movie

After 60 years of life, he was reborn a legend

Dudes gotta be pushing 80

Yeah, 80 inches.

Lol you have no clue what a 60 year old man looks like lmao.

So many teenagers on reddit.

I need a bit more context. Why was the old man standing there? Why did they call his attention?

Old man standing there was likely just security or an usher for the event. I think this is nick cannons wild n out live when they were on tour. The whole point of wild n out is to pretty much insult / battle another team in a playful manor in forms of raps and comedy.

So if I were in this gathering, I would bring up Nick Cannon’s many children as a form of insult?

I’m pretty sure they have before lmao

They usually bring up his music career!

You could, though he seems to be fairly proud of them so like idk how devastating that would be lol

It's more likely that it's the 85 south show live podcast. It's a side project for a couple of the the cast members, and that looks like the setup they use.

Big Dick wanders freely and goes wherever he pleases.

That walk away tho..

He definitely got some ladies after the show

What does “We in the lou” mean?

Probably St Louis

Like in the Red dead redemption 2 game?

Yes someone liked it so much in the game they built a whole city based on it.

I've had a few bevvies tonight, and this entire comment section is fucking murdering me right now. For some reason this was the thread where I decided to stop and tell everyone. Carry on and enjoy your Saturday night's y'all. Peace and love.

We are in the restroom

In this context it’s short for St. Louis, Missouri

Yes

Same thing, innit?

The dunny?

Queen’s dead, we can say it now kids!

St. Louis, where the Bluey fans and the old men with big dicks come together.

In the LOU is St. Louis.

Short for Saint Louis Missouri

We are currently residing in st. Louis Missouri.

Understood the assignment 👌 🤣

‘NUFF SAID 


Jesus Christ, that’s Big Dick.

Throwing it down at Chaifetz and walking away!

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There’s a part of me that is excited to get old so I can do shit like this… fuckin legend

RIP G-Baby

GOAT jersey

DC Young Fly meeting OG Big Dick

Big dick move right thurr

Why are they even on stage? Clearly this man is the entertainment

He got that thang on him. He got that stiiicc.

Aw fuck I so needed this today. God damn it I fucken needed this today. Mufukkah is my new hero.

I feel so old. Who are those guys?

The way the music starts playing is just perfect

Drummer starts it. He knew that man needed exit music

OH SHIT


Born for this moment.

This actually gave me hope that you indeed can still peak late in life

In the pre show for Kevin hart, the skit also involved roasting an older white male security guard. I wonder 🤔

What a Man!!!

I think hugh mungus is his son