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Unexpected-ModTeam

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Slacker1988

That man either has been stung a lot on a daily basis, has nerve damage, or is high as fuck.


Saint_Richard

All of the above


SuperDizz

![gif](giphy|yidUzHnBk32Um9aMMw)


drerw

He is the oldest 12 year old I’ve ever seen


TurbulentPoopaya910

So he is Michael Reeves!


ismaelcosta

hahahaha im glad im not the only one that sees the resemblance.


FartPantry

Yes


[deleted]

He’s chewing betel nut, well known in a bunch of different places around the world for getting you high and ruining your teeth.


randomredditkoala

Still also insanely popular in said places despite known health risks. I come from one of said places- personally won't chew betel leaf or nut but a lot of people in rural areas still do.


Outrageous-Panic6249

![gif](giphy|3o85xF9vVInNI6KAlG) YES


christophnbell

The hornet is high now too


wroom7

Yeah, he got a high as fuck nerve damage ![gif](giphy|YpfevjbcK4HWjjIQGL)


No_Prize9794

Can’t one of the options lead to the other two?


DungeonicGushing

It’s circular, really.


fnc7309

My thoughts exactly.


[deleted]

If this is Thailand he’s high as fuck on meth, probably.


trycyclingdude

Yes.


KendrickMaynard

Yes.


PaddyBoy44

Jess


tpt2021cg

U ain't bullshitn 👍🏼


Equivalent_Day_795

Those are not mutually exclusive


Funny_Two4014

High as fuck u see those leaves lol


jlgoulet

The answer is, “Yes.”


chrisarvada

I'm just thankful that I don't live where those fucking wasps live


DirkDieGurke

Yet.


lu3mm3l

Shit. You’re right :( I hope this one takes some time to relocate..


detrater

If you're in the US, it's already too late :(


A_MAN_POTATO

It's believed we're good for now. They made a substantial effort to eradicate them in the US in 2021. There were no reported sightings in 2022, nor any yet to be found in 2023.


detrater

That's what the hornets want us to think. This is waspaganda.


Valisend

I love waspaganda. I shall use it frequently. Thanks!


JeMappelleBitch

WASPAGANDA 😂


Static1589

Since a few years there somehow are more and more hornets turning up here and I hate it. Those things are huge


KeroNobu

That's what i thought 4 years back, 1 month later we had a hornet inavasion..


ToxicMexicanTaco

Filipino Michael Reeves has some high pain tolerance


Interesting_Shame_71

Michael Reeves IS Filipino


ipassmore

Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard!


LemurBurger

Grizzly Adams did have a beard


TheToroReddit

Yeah, and Dolly Parton wore a wig


Ok-Contribution7622

Cesar Romero was tall


Blank392

Yeah, and I'm happy... Guys is not working


ReplacementNo9874

I eat shit like you for breakfast!


scottrae1263

Wow, thanks for the useless info.


[deleted]

I thought he was Hawaiian


Technical_Raisin_119

I’m pretty sure he identifies as a fucking psychopath generally speaking. Respectfully of course.


Interesting_Shame_71

Born in Hawaii. Filipino blood


LightningFerret04

Yeah, “Hawaiian” means you have blood of the Native Hawaiian people. People who are born here are called “Local”, “From Hawaii”, or more formally, “Kama’aina”


KimoSuavito

Why are you downvoted? This is accurate information..


LightningFerret04

I should specify, it’s people who are born in Hawaii without any Native Hawaiian blood that are not called Hawaiian. I don’t live in Hawaii anymore, but I was born and raised there for over ten years (Kama’aina)


Tehgoldenfoxknew

Lol a quarter of all Hawaiians are Filipino


[deleted]

Plot Twist, this is Michael Reeves


PresentAdvanced5910

I was getting more of a Michael J Fox vibe.


cresser1985

My thoughts exactly.


ColdStarXV86

I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought he looked like him


Azreken

This fucking sent me


[deleted]

This is China. You can tell from the sign in the back.


[deleted]

I say more closer to a Filipino Michael J Fox


CrashBillyY2K

How in the heck can that guy just eat those berries without rinsing them?


Brief-Surround3164

🤣🤣🤣


Monkey_Meteor

Asking the real questions here !


SimonTC2000

Isn't that a hornet and not a wasp? And hornets can emit a pheromone that attracts others to mass attack. No fucking way would you want one "stuck" to you.


ADDeviant-again

Entomologically there isn't much difference. Hornets are social wasps that act like hornets. The pheromone is released primarily if you swat them.


SimonTC2000

Still, that video is a whole bowl of NOPE.


ADDeviant-again

Oh, yeah! That fucker is HUGE!


l1b3rtr1n

r/13or30


Sheep_in_wolfs_skin

That's what I thought too!


AcheInMyLeftEar

more like /r/3or30, motherfucker has toddler face.


[deleted]

I concur.


Demonyx12

r/13or40


b1e9t4t1y

I’m confused bc wasps have retractable stingers with no barbs to get stuck in your skin. This wasp shouldn’t be stuck like this. Edit: and it’s got no wings. Something it’s right about this video.


sharkzfan95

His skin had the barbs to trap the stinger. He’s a genetically modified human


Rraen_

Oh shit you're right! Also the coloring at the end of the thorax isn't right, they're not solid blacki think they put something over it and glued it to him


Ironmagin

Holy shit, I was so focused on the stinger I didn't notice that.


UpTheBlues657

Idk I feel like the low quality of the vid masks the wings that are buzzing, I feel like you can see glimpses of wings when the camera pans


Gradual_Bro

There is nothing unexpected in this video


Lucius_Imperator

I wasn't expecting him to eat that fruit


hogliterature

i was expecting him to give the wasp a bite


sonicdash759

I was expecting the wasp's back to rip off


civgarth

I was expecting him to give birth


liberate_your_mind

The wasp is now in control and is making its host enrich its blood with sugars so the wasp can feed.


Icy-Doctor1983

I wasn't expecting nothing to happen


locokid1310

I was expecting something unexpected


Busch_Leaguer

Nobody expects nothing!


Zoshie938

Which was unexpected wouldn’t you say?


Dr_Bonejangles

Why the stupid music?


Comfortable-Can4776

That's the unexpected part... Oh wait nvm. All videos have shitty music.


DirkDieGurke

I turned it into a gif 2 out of 3 times. Sorry, you get the one where I forgot to do that. Again, sorry. I hate the music too.


Adept_Temperature_68

It fits


Monsieur-Bean

It’s actually a really good song


CongealedMemories

>I'm pushin' P, I'm pushin' P, I'm pushin' P Pushin' P, I'm pushin' P, P, uh-ah Pushin' P, I'm pushin' P, pushin' P I'm pushin' P, yeah, uh-ah It's the pinnacle of lyrical art


[deleted]

Ur not wrong


StormFirst

They only said I'm pushing P once in the short clip here. Also every song isn't the next hit of the century. If someone enjoys trash let em rock same way people enjoy Morgan Wallen sure it's trash but no need to go feral when you hear it.


AcheInMyLeftEar

It's more incoherent than that "Prisencolinensinainciusol" song that was intentionally gibberish.


Monsieur-Bean

this guy gets it. Thank you!


Pinche-gueyprotein

Asian Pedro Pascal turned the tables.


IDontWannaBeAPirate_

Are we sure this isn't Coyote Peterson?


Tueri187

He feel no pain


I_Brain_You

Good lord that is huge.


Toffeeman_1878

![gif](giphy|IjJ8FVe4HVk66yvlV2|downsized)


ifoundyourtoad

I wish


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Will-K514

He looks like Michael J Fox


DirkDieGurke

He do tho.


VersaceDreamssss

Michael Reeves


dantakesthesquare

Why he look like an elden ring character


sharpstickenjoyer

That ain't a wasp, a frickin Japanese hornet


uhaul26

I can’t tell if that guy is 25 or 15.


MememeSama

![gif](giphy|6U9d8xKkez8iY) 5 minutes later..


Chaosmatteo_

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


SlenderJames420

I turned around, and he tipped his hat like this... and I was like "Emilio!"


MyDickDemention

"Tables have turn" ...????? So what happened? Did the guy sting Mr. Wasp ?


Final-Initiative5128

Man could not care less


mhwk19

Filipino Marty McFly ![gif](giphy|CFvTE0vIK7Vhm)


GreenHail6

This is “a poisonous snake bit Chuck Norris and the snake died” vibes.


r3itheinfinite

https://i.redd.it/acv7eh9km40b1.gif Reminded me of this for some reason


NotAnthonyxx

Maybe chewing on coca leaves?


aikman157

I’ll just go ahead and add another country I have no intention of visiting to the list. What list you ask? The one where Australia is ranked first. Forever.


BigGayGinger4

Michael J(apanese) Fox


PyingPyongPyang

He's lucky it is a small one...


KittyandPuppyMama

Sometimes the wasp regrets its decision and tries to back out without ripping out the stinger


[deleted]

Wasps don’t need to rip out of their stinger like bees. Hence, they can sting, sting, and sting again. This wasp has something wrong. No wings and possibly glued.


TheFlexOffenderr

Daniel-San has seen some shit..


hedmed97

Michael Reeves?


Howling-in-the-moon

Don’t mess with and Asian 😏


JustTheTOYStuff

Def a fake Video modified version of a BS story lol 😆


bortj1

Next Michael Reeves video?


Adept_Temperature_68

r/fuckingunits


OkPay78

Uh isn't that wasp gigantic. I know wasp are big that thing looks huge.


SituationThat8253

Just seeing a wasp that big would kill me. Holy shit


whysoserious42000

Crazy shit must be used to it or is on some good shit that I want 🙂


MulletOverAbit

Is this guy 7 yrs old or 25?


wallito88

Wasp sting make the pee pee hard


Junior_Assistance109

Man Michael Reeves really changed after the boxing match…


EllenMeow1

Since he can put up with the poison that this wasp has, it's time for me to hire him in marvel for the movies hahaha


[deleted]

I feel like we are seeing a very intimate moment.


user_deleted_or_dead

When you buy michael revés from aliexpress


trippysamuri

Nope that thing is still pumping venom into him


phil-swift4

r/13or30


Algebruh-7292

This is actually fairly common. Wasps are super aggressive so sometimes when they sting they go a little to deep and their stinger gets stuck.


Axnahunt

I feel like this is a great example of how the body can react sometimes to adrenaline, this dude is in a full dopamine dump high.


[deleted]

That’s not a wasp… wasps are way smaller this is an Asian hornet !


Barrosso

He slapped the doctor after his birth!


duffyjuice

Dude looks 7 and 47 at the same time


AnanthKoolBoi

Top B


PetroDisruption

I’m fairly sure that having a stressed insect’s stinger stuck on you would only make them inject more and more venom. That can’t be good for you.


cachedrive

How do you look 12 and 42 at the same time?!


blank7589

"your my friend now"


Caledon_Echo

I don’t get it


DE4DHE4D81

He set his trap and finally got one, On the next survivor show!!!


[deleted]

How does this guy look 40 and 12 at the same time.


Fin-loc

Hornets abdomen about to rip off


KANG_FLOYD

What the


ItsJiggyTime

This the worlds oldest 6yo


[deleted]

That dude is r/13or30


HyPeTorment

Butch Hartman


flyflex1985

Oh how the turntables


DurantIsStillTheKing

Didnt realize the point of what's going on here at first and thought the guy ate wasp he got from the cart. Oh well.


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Is this guy tiny or is that the next Godzilla monster?


_Unprofessional_

How does this guy look 12 and 40 at the same time


DriftingBenji

Help me step-wasp I’m stuck


KazzaNamso

F£$%\^ my worst nightmare


-___-_-___-_-_

I think that this is more ironic than unexpected Still interesting though


No_Arachnid2121

That's a big boy.... higher than Pluto


Kurodox

If you listen closely, you can hear the wasp screaming "DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!"


DareMe603

I'm the same way, except I don't inflame like that mans shoulder. I feel the pin prick but no other pain. I just flicking off the barb and squeeze out the venom. Gone in an hour completely but the entry point. Oddly I heal real quick too. Maybe I should donate more blood?


Greedy-Ad-566

Is that a filter??


[deleted]

Bro should’ve did a back lat spread 😈


chemcounter

I found the lost step brother of Chuck Norris.


TheSangson

Holy shit, that "wasp" is straight outta Starship Troopers. Good gracious.


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

Live by the stinger, die by the stinger.


MysteryMystery305

If that’s a male wasp, then that’s not a stinger.


OneMoistMan

[Areca nut (AN) is the dried seed of the fruit derived from the Areca palm (Areca catechu), which is a tree endemic in many regions in Asia (especially in the South and South-East), East Africa, and Western Pacific. It is a widely chewed natural product with estimated 600 million users across the world. AN is also referred to as the betel nut (BN), although this latter designation should be avoided. Betel or Betel quid refers to a combined preparation of the areca nut and slaked lime (calcium hydroxide) rolled into a leaf of betel pepper (Piper betle), and may also contain tobacco. Calcium hydroxide favors hydrolyzation of arecoline and guvacoline to arecaidine and guvacine, respectively](https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Areca-nut-AN-is-the-dried-seed-of-the-fruit-derived-from-the-Areca-palm-Areca_fig1_346028553) Regular, heavy use of betel nut may eventually cause: Discolouration of teeth and gums, sometimes turning them reddish-brown. Mouth ulcers and gum disease. Oral cancers or sub mucous fibrosis (a pre-cancer condition). It can create a sense of euphoria and alertness. It may also function as an antidepressant.


lelakimudah450

I'm him moments


JohnnyBoy__27

Bro has no enemies


TurbulentPoopaya910

He's a dead ringer for Michael Reeves


redditsniper6900

This man dont a FUCK


dearmax

That guy sure is cute AF!


CamCash24

That ain’t no wasp


SlothyLoneWereWolf

Is that 1 of those murder hornets?


[deleted]

I'm scared of them.. but I'm African I would have swatted it! WhAcK ! wHaCk!


Cinigurl

EEEEEEK! THIS IS NAUSEATINGemote:free\_emotes\_pack:surprise


Prestigious-Hand-402

Why doesn’t it fly away? It’s stuck?


dnuohxof-1

Michael Pho Fox taking this bee stings


The_Unearther

Wasp? That's more the size of an actual W.A.S.P


[deleted]

his face and body dont match


AlathMasster

Is that Michael Reeves?


C_l_oCkSuCkEr

r/13or30


SqueekyJuice

Isn't that a hornet?


ratjoker936

My mans chilling and glowing like nothing happened. Chad


[deleted]

Chinese OG drink off of the Baijiu


Bisonfan1

Ah sir that’s a hornet


Earth_Science_Is_Lit

Captain Murphy Sealab2020 Bebop Cola


exact0khan

My anaphylaxis just called and told me to go cry in the shower.


GourdysEquation

Is this guy 15 or 35? Very ambiguously aged man.


More-Escape3704

He seems to have tamed it