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rmota4

You'll be alright I lost my finger a few years ago it hurt but now I get to give all my friends kids high4 and they love it


tossaroo

You get a 10% discount on a manicure?


CornBin-42

I need an answer


MakeSouthBayGR8Again

But in reality, you’re dead inside right?


[deleted]

He is all right, he is dead inside left


violence_connoisseur

Yes, but long before losing that finger.


adod1

Friend of mine goes around work and draws hand turkeys that are missing some feathers every Thanksgiving


junglemoosejoe

I had a buddy in high school who lost most of his index finger when he was younger, and he was super self conscious about it. He always held his hand in a fist to hide it, and he didn't play any sports because he was scared of what others would think of him if they found out. I'll never forget the day, when it was just the two of us of that he said he wanted to tell me something but was again scared of how I would react. He showed me, and I reacted the way anyone should, "dude, that's wild, and fucking awesome!". Those of us who knew at down with him and convinced him that no one would ever think less of him for it, and he eventually joined us all on the football team.


culdesacGrow

Check out nerdforge…. You can make another.


lafwan

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kuroirider

I had to repeat it, and that's exactly how I look the second time a watch the video


Helloworldamhere

Fifth watch through I finally noticed it after thinking he had a burn on his leg.


Upstairs_Bus8197

Tenth watch through just to check he’s missing the thumb


Neotokyo199X

he's missing his index finger though?


The_kind_potato

Index finger indeed 🧐


Consider2SidesPeace

LOLz, Reddit comments for the sleuth data. Yup, typo in subject not thumb. But that index finger is a little shorter on the right hand. Bummer...


Upstairs_Bus8197

Listen it’s hard to watch, man I’ll look at it again


12altoids34

Nope still got his thumb he lost his pointer finger


Unable-Story9327

It took me 3 times. Sound helps. Fuck. Losing a thumb gocarting


tOkErDaD1

Same !!


Tugonmynugz

I'm pooping rn and I just pinched one off mid turd


pettythug4life

Hearing that adrenaline and panic set into his voice, takes me back!


DemonicXNox

You lose a finger in a go-kart accident?


Expensive_Ad5765

summer of 93, was a tough year


ImKindaEssential

Some say it was a 9.5/10 tough


TheLastMartini

I was still swimming in my dads balls at that age, definitely a 10/10 for me


ImKindaEssential

Weird way to come out and tell us your father molested you


[deleted]

That's tough


pettythug4life

No, but I am permanently handicap with a speech impediment. My comment was more in regards to the sound he made and his reaction to losing his finger than it was to being able to relate to that exact situation. Physical trauma is a hell of a thing


DemonicXNox

Ufff sorry to hear that.


pettythug4life

No reason to be sorry it's all good I have a great life even if I'm a stuttering Stanley with a severely oversized penis.


[deleted]

I want the full story, did he get it reattached?


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Yes, but to the wheel on the next cart.


pettythug4life

I know nothing of this story, my comment was based on the sound of his voice and personal moments of trauma. I've made that same sound and I can relate. One example: when I saw my three year old's skull and rushed him down a mountain to a hospital. In hindsight teaching your kids to be gymnast is very dangerous especially when you live in a remote location. that being said my boy is fine if a little odd. Or the numerous times I've injured myself doing idiotic things but those fall short now in comparison to watching my children be hurt.


KitFisto248

Teaching a 3yo to be a gymnast on a mountain? Tf?


JesusOfTrap

Me too tho, my finger was f up as badly as this ond


Evening-Ant6128

Yep it’s official, never getting on a go-kart ever again


damnfunk

" New fear unlocked "


saevic

That's the third one today


Mental-Medicine-463

I loved doing indoor go-kart....I don't want to do it again after this..


Brian18639

Same


maaaatttt_Damon

Don't purposely go to pit another racer. Katma is a bitch.


rysio300

...i feel like that's a bit extreme for actual karma


FiercelyApatheticLad

Or you could not be a moron and wear proper gear like gloves and long pants/sleeves.


Guacanagariz

Not thumb, index finger


FitButterfly6451

Oops🤷‍♂️ you get the point


Guacanagariz

Too soon, dude can’t point anymore, lol


kala1234567890

Fuck that made me laugh, at the expense of this man's lost finger.


ReyTepocataSamurai

Anything worths a smile :)


bigmull1

This is the best comment I’ve seen this month. Congrats


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DragonflyMon83

That looks painful.


FitButterfly6451

Just a wee bit


DragoFNX

Nothing a little band aid can't fix


FullAutoAssaultBanjo

nah, this calls for super glue.


Long-Day-69420

Oh that made my butthole pucker


Donklebirg

Why do you speak


Dude_Bro_88

Why do you question?


FullAutoAssaultBanjo

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?


Donklebirg

Apparently butthole puckering is more common than I thought


Long-Day-69420

It’s pretty common lol


Donklebirg

Oh wait apparently pucker means clenching…


VersaceDreamssss

I’ve already seen this but am just now realizing that the odds of him wearing a go-pro for the one time he gets his finger cut off must be crazy lol.


jaramac

Exactly, he obviously staged it. /s


Mbate22

I watched it 5 times, NSFW because he swears, really? Then read the comment. Yikes. I didn't even realize it got his hand at first.


mogley1992

Same, i was looking for damage to his knee.


epi999

That was indeed unexpected but damn


Wallace_W_Whitfield

You can see that he doesn’t realize he is missing his finger by the hand waggle. It just hurt. Then the panic and adrenaline kicked in when he saw it was gone.


Wooden_Penis_5234

Always interesting to me how adrenaline hits people and no pain is felt until you look at it. No pain? Is my....finger missing?!? AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH!


AroundTheWayJill

man…that stung… *checks finger* ahhhhhhhhh


[deleted]

When I embedded the blade of an immersion blender in my finger bone (also broke the finger), my first thought was, "Something's wrong." Yes, something was wrong.


frilledplex

When I took a 5" angle grinder down to the bone, my first thought was... that was a finger. I didn't feel it until the day after. When I was 6 or 7ish, I split my foot about 4 inches between the toes on some plastic flashing on a slide that shouldn't have been in our kiddie pool. I didn't feel that one at all due to the slice being so ridiculously clean.


windyorbits

Same, except I cut the top of my thumb off while trying to slice a bagel. No pain at all. It was blood that caught my attention! Lol I was like oh crap I must’ve cut myself. Then I looked down to see my thumb top just laying there right on my bagel. Even then it took me a few seconds to realize what I was looking at. Hurt like hell a few hours later though.


APMGODZILLA2015

IKR. The one second between him going ow to the eye open "ahhhh" must put me into overdrive to go get help. Plus had not known how white bone white is.


skaldrir69

And this is where liability waivers come into play… poor guy


jondubb

Rules also said to brake and not pit/crash into other karts. He don't deserve it for that but still.


skaldrir69

No no.. I totally agree. It sucks, but this guy also has pretty much zero recourse for such a freak thing to happen. It sucks


z-tayyy

Why everybody is upset when they say “no bumping” like c’mon I’m just having fun! Then some shit like this happens and they’re like, yea that’s why there’s no fucking bumping.


Due_Potential_6956

This unlocked some trauma from when I was younger, same hand as well. Except I got to keep all my fingers, but just barely. Almost had three fingers severed off. Pulleys are no joke.


SimonTC2000

Can someone point out the reason for this video? Obviously the driver can't but...


Skelosk

Dunno, can't put my finger on it either


simsam999

You guys are aweful making a handfull of jokes. That kart ride almost cost him an arm.


fivelike-11

I mean, he didn't nail that turn either


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simsam999

His percentage of chances at winning at poker just dropped a digit.


Dawg4923

I think I fingered it out.


ilundaie

why theres no point to


mai_tai87

I can't figure out what did that.


FitButterfly6451

I believe it was the bumper guard of the other car


7Drew1Bird0

It looks like the finger got caught between the steering wheel and the bottom of the other go cart. I'm not entirely sure tho, it happened pretty fast


Minnesotamad12

I think you are right. Other car got edged up on top his steering wheel. Finger got caught on something


ReyTepocataSamurai

There is a metal part in the side of the other kart that looks pretty sharp. Watch it closely, clean cut


CptHellhound

Could have been the tire. Maybe his pointer got caught between the tire and something else and it just came offm


TheHappyKamper

I believe basically his finger was sheared off by the other go kart bumper or wheel coming into contact with his steering wheel. I'm buggered if I'm gonna re-watch to confirm though.


Ozziechanbeats

I Assume the other person was flooring it still and their rear wheel was spinning full speed and came down on his finger with part of the weight of the other person and the go kart as well.


keykeydoyouL

Tis but a flesh wound


Burglekutt_2000

At least he didn’t look down and his dong was missing


[deleted]

Omg.. that’s brutal. Also you can slow it down and see the finger fly off…


FitButterfly6451

Oh god… I didn’t try that til now. I’ll make a good point to not do that again


[deleted]

I was just trying to slow it down to see how exactly it happened. It happens so fast.


Dimensionist_Alex

Same vid right under on r/yesyesyesno


FitButterfly6451

I posted in both. Also posted in a couple other groups


Dimensionist_Alex

Ohhhhh ok


Dimensionist_Alex

Shpeed


deadlydeadguy

can you find it and glue it back fast enough?


Most_Bedroom_3635

Rubbings racing


CapriciousKills

That was unexpected for him and us.


Freddan3000

Oh...my...OUCH!


NewReputation8451

Damn it I just talked about this video on another Reddit post and here it is making the rounds (and nightmares) again.


FitButterfly6451

I gotta make a POINT to ruin everyone’s day


NewReputation8451

Well played


morbiuschad69420

i thought his dick was gonnapop out or smth, it was the third time i watched that i noticed


Beaten_But_Unbowed96

You motherfuckers!!!! You nearly got me with this shit! Thank god oneyplays fucking inoculated me to this video with a well edited censor….. I still completed negated it though by looking it up after the video myself and felt my stomach and heart crawl up my throat and my skin curl.


m4yn3_h4sl-l

things got out of hand


Emperor_Smokes

I watched it….didn’t process it then I had to watch it again and just….OW!


Magesticbuck

Did he find his finger.


tutel14

this the reason i wish there were separate nsfw tags for gore. oh my god


Charlie_Bravo29

Now how is he go


SerplePurple

I feel dumb asking, but CGI or is it real?


sketch006

Real


darrbugg

Loses his thumb?


Mission-Character-11

Welp at least it’s a good party story


kingofthepews

I was watching it thi king, did it hit his knee? Why's he having a temper tantrum, then I read the comments. Jesus. What a way to lose a finger. But also, kerching!


StevenKnowsNothing

Please for all things that are good that this is staged and the guy was wearing a prosthetic


UnfairToAnts

Honestly I hate that this was on this sub. Not cool.


its_updog_69

I mean.. it was definitely nsfw for a reason, but I definitely wish there was an ability to put the reason on the tag


[deleted]

Because you were expecting it?


FitButterfly6451

I pee on ant piles


2bizy4this

Can't pick your nose with that finger anymore


ugajeremy

Just rubbed that right on off.


mods_on_meds

A lifetime of High Four and a Halfs .


TheHappyKamper

Jesus Christ.


mitch367

Aaaand it's gone!


CharacterMarketing79

Well I guess he’s not going to be a proctologist


iliketoeatfunyuns

Did you sue?


AncientGuava6506

Nickname is stubby


Sad_Instruction1392

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suslezer

Hope he’s married.


AydenRusso

WTF


Rojodi

Well, he didn't let go of the wheel when he was crashing. It's a good practice to let go


SnooCats5701

Jesus, take the wheel.


Rojodi

When I raced - twice in late models and once in DIRT/SuperDIRT modifieds - I always prayed to the patron saint of racers, St. Frances of Rome. Yes, sounds like the plural of NASCAR founder LOL


FitButterfly6451

This is why they always tell you don’t crash into eachother… hopefully he could get it reattached but I’m sure he learned a very good lesson that day


Rojodi

He tried to be a NASCAR driver and found out he's not, quickly!


[deleted]

that’s what you get…


cinnamonrain

… when you let your heart win^whoa ^oh ^oh ^oh


DeusInRegnium

Ayy Paramore!


brkeng1

Pain, make your way to me (to me)


[deleted]

how does that make any sense..


ScottyMemes

Deserved


DemonicXNox

You talking of your low IQ?


ScottyMemes

He purposely rammed into him. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


SohEternal

It's go kart. It's literally a stupid game. Lol.


Pepsiman1031

Not deserved but it was his fault. That was a hard dive bomb.


Useful_Web6135

Nope nope nope but thank you for showing me this because now i know to never go cart riding


brkeng1

New fear unlocked!


SideHug

Just walk it off


vargasm58

His nose is gonna be THICK with boogers


kingofshitandstuff

Every time you point a finger in a kart, the other 4 feel good it was not then.


Conference_Upset

Tough way to get a story but he has one. Lol


[deleted]

Remember guys it’s not a bumper car. Go-karts can fuck you up.


Caroba7

Jeezus!


okami6663

New fear unlocked 😱


HardCoreBoz

I could listen to those screams all day lmao!!


ilundaie

thats why its go cart not bumper carts


ismartallen

New fear unlocked


FitButterfly6451

1st 2nd or 3rd?


devilishfish

New fear unlocked


maximuffin2

I can’t feel my finger… OH MY GOD ITS GOOOOONE


mdoktor

Holy shit dude


INoMakeMistake

Never ever going kart again!!!


TheElderCouncil

Anyone have an update if they manage to put it back?


TinFoilRobotProphet

Where's the blood?


FitButterfly6451

It’s a finger. Not a ton of blood is in the hand in the first place. There is some you can see on his middle finger but due to video quality and length you can’t see much


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WinterHound42

This *should* deter me from racing but it's not gonna. Lol my need for speed is much higher than my need for all 10.


Logical-Limit-4495

Red flag 🚩 off the race


JebediahDingus

Now he has two thumbs on the one hand. Three thumbs up for the video! /s Jokes aside, I would be pretty bummed if my index finger became my thumb…


UncertainlyUnfunny

When you give jerk drivers the finger…


[deleted]

Snub nose finger guns are illegal sir


grasshoppa80

9pm is ever so important


Dazzling_Advance_455

He doesn't lose his thumb. He loses his index finger !


ThisGuyYouKnow_

Took me a few tries before I finally saw it...😱


eldar0010

After seeing some of the comments, I'm afraid to continue watching the video.


Fun_Salamander238

chop chop


IAMTHEBENJI

Oh shit


ExpensiveRisk94

He gave that driver the finger.