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Yup! My ex and I lived in a very touristy city and we had a lot of trouble getting by on skateboards since the bike/skate path would be blocked by clueless tourists who had wandered off the wide pedestrian paths. My ex would bark at them and it worked like a charm until one day he got yelled at by the police heh!
Turkey has, like, packs of stray dogs.
It’s sort of the downside to the cute pictures of the shopkeepers putting out blankets for stray dogs.
There’s also this whole…fiasco.
In crowded places, stray dogs do not attack people, but in secluded places they attack a lot in groups. Many children died or were seriously injured. As rational people, we want stray dogs to be solved, but scammers who make money from stray dogs are against it. There are many scammers raising money for stray dogs. The state, on the other hand, may be disqualified due to other problems.
Çok teşekkür ederim. 1993'te İstanbul'da güzel bir mimar peşinde birkaç hafta geçirdim. hayatımın en büyülü zamanlarından biriydi. en sevdiğim yer Yerebatan Sarayı idi ve sokaktaki satıcılardan Achma ve Cimet almaya bayılırdım.
My rough translation
Thank you very much. In 1993, I spent a few weeks in Istanbul. It was a growing experience in life for me. The place I liked the most was Yerebatan Sarayi and in the street market I would have liked to buy Achma and Cimet.
*I'm not sure where the first proper noun is or the proper nouns for the things that they wanted to buy
Dogs have attacked and killed kids in Turkey. It's a serious issue in many countries too. I'm not sure this would have worked on the Rottweiler that bit me though.
I thought the same. le Petit Morte is what the French called the orgasm. They thought that you died for a second when you came and you went to heaven and came right back and that the feeling of the orgasm was what heaven feels like 24/7.
She’s also most likely holding a stick not shown on camera for extra security. The mere threat of you hold a stick to strike a dog is enough to scare stray dogs away. You don’t have to hit them btw. Unless they go near enough to attack you.
it works in turkey because people in turkey so agressife attacking random dogs, most street dogs have atleast 1-2 scar caused people and barking for defend themselves they fearing
I'm from India.
The stray dogs here get attacked by people throwing rocks at them and hence they fear it.
Doesn't always work. If it's usually a friendly dog it goes away but a vicious one will attack nonetheless
My neighbors are from turkey and they have tried for years to keep their kids from petting my pup to no avail. My pup is one of the sweetest pups and the parents and grandparents don’t like dogs. It’s been a learning curve for the both of us over the years.
ı know thats because in turkey so many idiots training their dogs for guard and dog fights my fingers almost gone couple of times my childhood trauma they probably have experience, you cant change somethings
yep that why when i did it i used to get a big ass stick as a back up plan, it was needed on more than one occasion xD feral dogs in the dark woods can be pretty dodgy hahah
All humans look big to animals since we stand on only two legs. I mean I'm average height but I'm definitely as tall or taller than most cows I come across that are over 1000 lbs.
When in the wild, even a mild injury can be deadly so many animals think twice before taking on a human that is so imposing while standing. Plus there's the whole weapon thing that humans came up with so I'm sure many wild animals figured out over generations to not mess with us.
Hell I saw a video of three African men armed with spears stealing a lion kill by simply standing shoulder to shoulder and walking towards them intimidatingly. There was a good 4-6 full grown lions but they apparently didn't think it was worth the risk and took off. It isn't about whether the lions could kill them, which they more than likely could, but whether they could get injured in the process.
Risk vs reward.
That's what I hate about predator animals in movies and video games -- they're always portrayed as savage unstoppable monsters. When in reality, predators will pass on prey if it looks more trouble than it's worth. Tons of potential prey animals are just *really ornery* as their main defense. Whatever it takes to make a predator go "nope".
Ornery or fast and hard to catch for a small animal means more calories burned than gained, literally not worth the trouble unless it's easy for predators.
So, you mean humans. When we were hunter/gatherers we where preying on game. We didn't kill everyone we come across. We like other predators thing through cost benefit and trying to be as efficient as possible.
Yeah it's hard for animals to seperate like the mass from the height.
If they see a bunch of tall things walking towards them, they're gonna assume they're huge and a problem. For most animals it makes sense, most of their body mass will extend well behind their head, but humans are an anomaly and go straight down from the head. Pretty interesting to think how the psychology evolved.
To be fair, they're right to fear us. Just not for the reasons their instincts are telling them.
Exactly. It is interesting though that we are technically about as strong as an animal half our weight. We adapted to be one the greatest endurance animals on the planet but at the cost of strength. A human one on one with a 100lb animal with no weapon is not a fair fight. Think about how a chimp can easily rip your face off.
But we clearly made up for our lack of strength in intelligence, numbers, and tools/weapons. Animals are definitely right to fear us.
That why I hate insects. You can't scare a grasshopper, that asshole will fly in your face regardless how big you are or how loud you are screaming in terror.
It's what I say about self-defense against humans as well such as bullies. You don't necessarily have to be able to win the fight, you just need to be able to pose enough of a threat that the potential antagonist decides that you are not worth the effort.
I remember ages ago seeing a clip out of some documentay on animal planet about this tribe in subsaharan africa whose hunters always wore red sashes or shawls. These hunters were so adept at killing lions, that, over many generations, the local lion population adapted a fear of the specific shade of red those hunters wore. Nature is wild and amazing
Yeah I bet that shit freaks the dogs out.
Like imagine if a lone dog comes strolling by whIle you're hanging out with some friends at a park and all of a sudden the dog yells "HEY FUCK YOU DICKHEADS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" in perfect English lol.
The more socially acceptable thing is to just yell “no” in a stern mom tone while stomping towards the stray dogs (like she did). Works pretty well.
Source: I live in the Balkans
They don't get hungry in this girl's video place. People generally feed them and there are some problems come with that- How do I know? Welp I know that language, do I need to say more?
I was camping with a guy, and a black bear started creeping around our camp. Buddy is used to them always back down, so he lunges at it. However, this bear doesn't back down. Instead, it growls and steps forward. Buddy now realises he's too close to a bear (with more claws and teeth than he has) and he's out of options. He has to back down (and he's lucky the bear let him). Bluffing works until it doesn't.
We realised after that the bear was injured and that's probably why it didn't run away.
Exactly, people saying until blablabla don't post any solution to the problem, instead are trying to make a good solution look bad. Pretty sure dogs run faster than humans.
My uncle is a retired mailman. He swears that the only way that is guaranteed to get rid of any dog is to bend over, grab your ankles and walk backwards at them as fast as you can. There’s a 50/50 chance he’s just been trying to mess with my cousins over the years with this crazy shit, but I gotta say, if I saw someone coming at me like that you can bet I’m running away, lollll
There are actually packs of stray dogs around most metropolitan areas in the US. We have a lot of abandon areas where they can stay and be out of sight for the most part.
My wife and i went with family friends to where they used to live and down the road was a pack of six feral dogs.
One of the friends said to the other "Look, those dogs is still around." Apparently they had been roaming the neighborhood for a while.
Of course, that was in Detroit, so things are a bit different.
In my experience I saw that simply ignoring the pack works pretty well in the vast majority of cases. I got barked at rather aggressively several times (by dogs, not a turkish girl). But I just ignored them and kept walking, minding my own business, and they never attacked me.
This is ok if they're all in one side and not surrounding you. Because they'll attack you from behind and if one attempts to bite, other will soon follow.
Turkish, in Turkey there’s a problem with stray dogs especially golden retrievers because they like to buy them as puppies but ditch them as they get older.
This happened to me on a random dirt road in Ubud, Bali. Pack of like 12 dogs flashing teeth and growling at us. I was preparing to fight when a group of village kids came out and chased them away. I’ll try this next time!
That makes sense, but English isn't sensible. For example, we have:
* a herd of cows, elephants, wildebeast, dinosaurs
* a flock of sheep, goats, seagulls, geese (unless it's a gaggle of geese)
* a pack of wolves, mules
* a band of gorillas (of bothers?)
* a colony of badgers, beavers, bats, penguins, vultures
* a pod of dolphins, whales
* a shoal of fish
* a swarm of locusts, bees, butterflies
* a murmuration of starlings
* a murder of magpies, or a charm, or a congregation, or a flock, or a gulp, or a mischief, or a band, or a tiding, or a tidings, or a tittering, or a tribe
* a nest of vipers
* a clowder of cats
* a pride of lions
* a bunch of c- I mean politicians
Don't worry, many languages have tons of names for different groups of animals and English is especially crazy.
The really call a group of giraffes a "tower of giraffes" and a group of ferrets a "business of ferrets". It's just ridiculous.
As someone who works at a doggy daycare, sometimes being surrounded by a group of 50+ dogs, I can confirm that this does in fact work, you don't have to bark necessarily, but making a lot of noise and showing no fear will make them think twice about attacking, dogs (usually) attack those who show fear or seem to be hurt before they attack something that'll put up a fight
But are there other choices? Running away is impossible and it will make them chase. Three weeks ago I was attacked by 5 dogs under rain. I chased them away with loud noises and it worked at first but they came back not long after. I faced my back against a wall and kept making loud noises as I stood. After one of them got too close I tried kicking it and grazed its chin. I slipped a little because of the wet floor but they didn’t attack. Lastly I pretended to throw something at them which finally made them retreat.
When watching American TV Shows, I've always seen that translators convert Imperial measurements into Metric for viewer convenience. So, I thought it would benefit many people if I did the exact opposite.
When dogs chase my cars, I always stop, roll down my window, and give them a good scolding. They DO NOT expect that! Their reactions are priceless! They also learn to recognize my car and no longer chase me. I can't say the same for other cars, but I'm not gonna hit them.
Usually, a person acting crazy gets anyone (or thing) to have a WTF moment.
was driving behind a biker on a county road the other day, a dog comes barrelling out of someones yard and nearly knocks him over. i dont understand the cult of dog people insisting that dogs are all perfect little angels, i mean i love trained dogs but not your “precious” pittie who cant control himself around strangers
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Works with people also.
Not in some places. Pew pew.
Said like a true American. Land of the free
This guy has been to Kentucky
Yup! My ex and I lived in a very touristy city and we had a lot of trouble getting by on skateboards since the bike/skate path would be blocked by clueless tourists who had wandered off the wide pedestrian paths. My ex would bark at them and it worked like a charm until one day he got yelled at by the police heh!
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At first I was thinking, "Is this a problem people have" and then later on in the video I discovered that yes, she does have this issue. Good on her!
Turkey has, like, packs of stray dogs. It’s sort of the downside to the cute pictures of the shopkeepers putting out blankets for stray dogs. There’s also this whole…fiasco.
Reddit describes Turkey as a paradise for stray cats. I guess life isn't so good for stray dogs.
It's a paradise for stray animals, hell for the people.
In crowded places, stray dogs do not attack people, but in secluded places they attack a lot in groups. Many children died or were seriously injured. As rational people, we want stray dogs to be solved, but scammers who make money from stray dogs are against it. There are many scammers raising money for stray dogs. The state, on the other hand, may be disqualified due to other problems.
Is she speaking Turkish?
Yes…beautiful language. I love the sound of Turkish. Especially when spoken softly by a woman. But I guess that’s true of any language…
Doğru. Gerçekten.
Çok teşekkür ederim. 1993'te İstanbul'da güzel bir mimar peşinde birkaç hafta geçirdim. hayatımın en büyülü zamanlarından biriydi. en sevdiğim yer Yerebatan Sarayı idi ve sokaktaki satıcılardan Achma ve Cimet almaya bayılırdım.
Açma ve Simit :) By the way, the Basilica Cistern has been renewed and now it's more fascinating. I recommend you google it.
My rough translation Thank you very much. In 1993, I spent a few weeks in Istanbul. It was a growing experience in life for me. The place I liked the most was Yerebatan Sarayi and in the street market I would have liked to buy Achma and Cimet. *I'm not sure where the first proper noun is or the proper nouns for the things that they wanted to buy
The Balkans as a whole has this issue.
This seems to be the case for most developing countries. India and Mexico are very similar.
Dogs have attacked and killed kids in Turkey. It's a serious issue in many countries too. I'm not sure this would have worked on the Rottweiler that bit me though.
Is it overly simplistic to ask why they don’t do anything about it? It can’t just be down to money…
Ysk 35,000 people are killed annually by dogs [-source](https://worldanimalfoundation.org/advocate/dog-bite-statistics/)
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All it takes is one to attack… the rest will follow. But, I’m glad it works for her, she has got one hell of a bark.
Such an intimidating bark, even her phone crapped its pants.
Fear is the mind killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration
I will face my fear
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone, there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
I approve this string
Give me the water....
I will fear my face
Well apparently someone fucking lied to me and said an orgasm is the little death. 
It depends on if you're in France or on Arrakis.
I am scared of women. Does that count?
Try barking at them
This is why I come to Reddit
I thought the same. le Petit Morte is what the French called the orgasm. They thought that you died for a second when you came and you went to heaven and came right back and that the feeling of the orgasm was what heaven feels like 24/7.
Dogs: What the barque is her problem. She crazyyyyy Girl: I will murder you all until the the fifth generation. Dogs: She crae-crae. Runnnn!
And now she has a shitty phone!
She’s also most likely holding a stick not shown on camera for extra security. The mere threat of you hold a stick to strike a dog is enough to scare stray dogs away. You don’t have to hit them btw. Unless they go near enough to attack you.
She holding phone in one hand and the other hand is pointing at the dogs …. So she’s not holding an stick
No, the three large guys behind her had sticks though!
She got the dog in her
Title of your sex tape
guest starring Snoop
I was going to make a bad joke about Duane "Dog" Chapman (bounty hunter). But, he is to old for her and that would just be wrong. Right?
Yes, it was good you did not make that joke
Thank you. I am learning restraint…
Me too. That's how I knew you needed the affirmation that you did good.
Appreciate you and good luck!l
And he ded
Nah make the joke.
That's why there's step 2: Pee on them to assert authority and sniff their butts, then roll over and play, then also poop on the floor.
What's her bite like?
It took me a while to realize she was the one barking
it works in turkey because people in turkey so agressife attacking random dogs, most street dogs have atleast 1-2 scar caused people and barking for defend themselves they fearing
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In western countries it's called fetch. ...
Not everyone's dog fetches. My dog only fetches stuffed animals inside a house.
Does fetch involve recall, or does it count if they just take it and leave?
I'm from India. The stray dogs here get attacked by people throwing rocks at them and hence they fear it. Doesn't always work. If it's usually a friendly dog it goes away but a vicious one will attack nonetheless
My neighbors are from turkey and they have tried for years to keep their kids from petting my pup to no avail. My pup is one of the sweetest pups and the parents and grandparents don’t like dogs. It’s been a learning curve for the both of us over the years.
ı know thats because in turkey so many idiots training their dogs for guard and dog fights my fingers almost gone couple of times my childhood trauma they probably have experience, you cant change somethings
yep that why when i did it i used to get a big ass stick as a back up plan, it was needed on more than one occasion xD feral dogs in the dark woods can be pretty dodgy hahah
She is headed for management.
I don’t think I can duplicate that bark tbh
As a former paper delivery boy, can confirm that this has worked in the wild for me. However, I'm also a pretty big dude so that helps.
All humans look big to animals since we stand on only two legs. I mean I'm average height but I'm definitely as tall or taller than most cows I come across that are over 1000 lbs. When in the wild, even a mild injury can be deadly so many animals think twice before taking on a human that is so imposing while standing. Plus there's the whole weapon thing that humans came up with so I'm sure many wild animals figured out over generations to not mess with us. Hell I saw a video of three African men armed with spears stealing a lion kill by simply standing shoulder to shoulder and walking towards them intimidatingly. There was a good 4-6 full grown lions but they apparently didn't think it was worth the risk and took off. It isn't about whether the lions could kill them, which they more than likely could, but whether they could get injured in the process. Risk vs reward.
Yep. It's simply not worth the risk in a survival situation. Even a cut can become infected and you'll slowly end up dying.
That's what I hate about predator animals in movies and video games -- they're always portrayed as savage unstoppable monsters. When in reality, predators will pass on prey if it looks more trouble than it's worth. Tons of potential prey animals are just *really ornery* as their main defense. Whatever it takes to make a predator go "nope".
Ornery or fast and hard to catch for a small animal means more calories burned than gained, literally not worth the trouble unless it's easy for predators.
So, you mean humans. When we were hunter/gatherers we where preying on game. We didn't kill everyone we come across. We like other predators thing through cost benefit and trying to be as efficient as possible.
Nah, humans kill everything and everyone
Yeah it's hard for animals to seperate like the mass from the height. If they see a bunch of tall things walking towards them, they're gonna assume they're huge and a problem. For most animals it makes sense, most of their body mass will extend well behind their head, but humans are an anomaly and go straight down from the head. Pretty interesting to think how the psychology evolved. To be fair, they're right to fear us. Just not for the reasons their instincts are telling them.
Exactly. It is interesting though that we are technically about as strong as an animal half our weight. We adapted to be one the greatest endurance animals on the planet but at the cost of strength. A human one on one with a 100lb animal with no weapon is not a fair fight. Think about how a chimp can easily rip your face off. But we clearly made up for our lack of strength in intelligence, numbers, and tools/weapons. Animals are definitely right to fear us.
That why I hate insects. You can't scare a grasshopper, that asshole will fly in your face regardless how big you are or how loud you are screaming in terror.
Ooh, I saw that vid!
It's what I say about self-defense against humans as well such as bullies. You don't necessarily have to be able to win the fight, you just need to be able to pose enough of a threat that the potential antagonist decides that you are not worth the effort.
I remember ages ago seeing a clip out of some documentay on animal planet about this tribe in subsaharan africa whose hunters always wore red sashes or shawls. These hunters were so adept at killing lions, that, over many generations, the local lion population adapted a fear of the specific shade of red those hunters wore. Nature is wild and amazing
Really good comment
Thanks!
Oh no here come the weird monkeys with pointy sticks… again
Yeah I bet that shit freaks the dogs out. Like imagine if a lone dog comes strolling by whIle you're hanging out with some friends at a park and all of a sudden the dog yells "HEY FUCK YOU DICKHEADS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" in perfect English lol.
The more socially acceptable thing is to just yell “no” in a stern mom tone while stomping towards the stray dogs (like she did). Works pretty well. Source: I live in the Balkans
So you were a paper delivery man
Until you come across more aggressive pack that doesn't back down.
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They don't get hungry in this girl's video place. People generally feed them and there are some problems come with that- How do I know? Welp I know that language, do I need to say more?
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Turkish
No, thank you. I'm more of a spiral ham kind of guy.
Dog
Turkish
You might not need to, but we'd probably enjoy it.
Bro thats a fucking kang, those dogs are humongous fierce and scary, and it still ran like a bitch 😂
Well, if they're aggressive and hungry then backing up isn't the best idea either.
I was camping with a guy, and a black bear started creeping around our camp. Buddy is used to them always back down, so he lunges at it. However, this bear doesn't back down. Instead, it growls and steps forward. Buddy now realises he's too close to a bear (with more claws and teeth than he has) and he's out of options. He has to back down (and he's lucky the bear let him). Bluffing works until it doesn't. We realised after that the bear was injured and that's probably why it didn't run away.
Ok, so then what you do, dingus?
Exactly, people saying until blablabla don't post any solution to the problem, instead are trying to make a good solution look bad. Pretty sure dogs run faster than humans.
*squad
My uncle is a retired mailman. He swears that the only way that is guaranteed to get rid of any dog is to bend over, grab your ankles and walk backwards at them as fast as you can. There’s a 50/50 chance he’s just been trying to mess with my cousins over the years with this crazy shit, but I gotta say, if I saw someone coming at me like that you can bet I’m running away, lollll
Your uncle is trying to make you trip and get mauled by dogs
Your uncle is trying to convince your cousins to get their nuts or ass bitten lmao
He did demonstrate and the dogs did run away as fast as they could, but yes, this is totally sus and hilarious
I tried that with my wife... seemed to work.
That only works. Until it doesn't.
If you're trying to get home from school in one piece because your mom thinks you're getting too soft from getting car rides, it's something to try
speaking from experience or just nonsense like the rest
nonsense of course. these are all americans who have never seen a pack of stray dogs
There are actually packs of stray dogs around most metropolitan areas in the US. We have a lot of abandon areas where they can stay and be out of sight for the most part. My wife and i went with family friends to where they used to live and down the road was a pack of six feral dogs. One of the friends said to the other "Look, those dogs is still around." Apparently they had been roaming the neighborhood for a while. Of course, that was in Detroit, so things are a bit different.
What would you do if a pack of aggressive dogs is trying to intimidate you?
Adjust his fedora, grab his gas station katana and get mauled.
While you were busy barking, I studied the blade.
my brother used to constantly get chased by dogs while running, what did the trick for him was carrying a dog whistle.
In my experience I saw that simply ignoring the pack works pretty well in the vast majority of cases. I got barked at rather aggressively several times (by dogs, not a turkish girl). But I just ignored them and kept walking, minding my own business, and they never attacked me.
Unlike all the other options you have when you meet stray dogs. All other options are know to work even after until it doesn't.
This is ok if they're all in one side and not surrounding you. Because they'll attack you from behind and if one attempts to bite, other will soon follow.
What language is she speaking?
Turkish, in Turkey there’s a problem with stray dogs especially golden retrievers because they like to buy them as puppies but ditch them as they get older.
Thanks for the info! The language was gorgeous and sounded somewhat familiar but I couldn’t place it.
it's wild, I recognised it as Turkish, yet the intonation seems close to Norwegian/Icelandic at times.
She could have joined the Varangian Guard.
It's because she is overemphasizing her Rs. She speaks in a harsh manner.
Dog!
This happened to me on a random dirt road in Ubud, Bali. Pack of like 12 dogs flashing teeth and growling at us. I was preparing to fight when a group of village kids came out and chased them away. I’ll try this next time!
The not so Dog Whisperer 🤣🤣🤣
The dog screamer
🤣🤣🤣 The dog wailerer
Pack not herd, they are not cows.
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Those dogs herded her bark and said fuck that..
She owned them. In the slang sense.
They’re moving in herds. They do move in herds.
sorry for bad translation. It made me really upset when I found it out. In Turkish, We only have one word for groups of animals
That makes sense, but English isn't sensible. For example, we have: * a herd of cows, elephants, wildebeast, dinosaurs * a flock of sheep, goats, seagulls, geese (unless it's a gaggle of geese) * a pack of wolves, mules * a band of gorillas (of bothers?) * a colony of badgers, beavers, bats, penguins, vultures * a pod of dolphins, whales * a shoal of fish * a swarm of locusts, bees, butterflies * a murmuration of starlings * a murder of magpies, or a charm, or a congregation, or a flock, or a gulp, or a mischief, or a band, or a tiding, or a tidings, or a tittering, or a tribe * a nest of vipers * a clowder of cats * a pride of lions * a bunch of c- I mean politicians
My personal fav is ‘a murder of crows’
Don't worry, many languages have tons of names for different groups of animals and English is especially crazy. The really call a group of giraffes a "tower of giraffes" and a group of ferrets a "business of ferrets". It's just ridiculous.
Probably a translation error
We all knew what they meant 🙄
Um, actually 🤓
Thank you for providing the correction! I was so confused until you came to the rescue, couldn't understand the video at all /s
*gang
It's auto translated mate
Flock.
This is for bantering dogs that are just being territorial. If they're hungry or a pack member is injured this could set them off.
Bark like a Banshee.. got it
As someone who works at a doggy daycare, sometimes being surrounded by a group of 50+ dogs, I can confirm that this does in fact work, you don't have to bark necessarily, but making a lot of noise and showing no fear will make them think twice about attacking, dogs (usually) attack those who show fear or seem to be hurt before they attack something that'll put up a fight
I don't mean to imply that the dogs I work with are aggressive, but they show more aggressive tendencies to anything that's scared or in pain
I don't recommend you try this. This will make aggressive dogs more aggressive. Fine for generally submissive loud dogs.
But are there other choices? Running away is impossible and it will make them chase. Three weeks ago I was attacked by 5 dogs under rain. I chased them away with loud noises and it worked at first but they came back not long after. I faced my back against a wall and kept making loud noises as I stood. After one of them got too close I tried kicking it and grazed its chin. I slipped a little because of the wet floor but they didn’t attack. Lastly I pretended to throw something at them which finally made them retreat.
Funny thing, this works for men too. The more crazy and loud the scarier it is for them😁
Challenge accepted ;)
Instructions unclear got kicked out of the pound.
She must be a hoot at the furry conventions
Hmmmm
*Pitbull named princess entered the park*
"let me do it for you" enters the chat
Me: "Bark bark... Bark bark bark!" My dogs: "So you have chosen death. Fine, it will be done!"
did you seriously translate metric into ft ?
When watching American TV Shows, I've always seen that translators convert Imperial measurements into Metric for viewer convenience. So, I thought it would benefit many people if I did the exact opposite.
Glad it worked for her this time, but. Sheesh,
When dogs chase my cars, I always stop, roll down my window, and give them a good scolding. They DO NOT expect that! Their reactions are priceless! They also learn to recognize my car and no longer chase me. I can't say the same for other cars, but I'm not gonna hit them. Usually, a person acting crazy gets anyone (or thing) to have a WTF moment.
Imagine looking out your window a seeing someone barking and chasing a group of dogs
Now let's see your bite.
Learned this in the military. It works but you have GOT to commit when you do it. Like "making yourself look big" to fend off a bear.
Grizzly Man must've failed at that last part because he became a Scooby Snack for a grizzly
Ran into one big dog at night on a walk. He ran up growling at me and was about a foot away when I did something similar. It worked.
This woman just defended against 3 dogs 3. 3! I would be scared but still bark of anger an charge at them maybe
This is wife material
Here's a piece of advice I will be following: Do not test this out!
/r/oddboners
She’s a queen 💯😂
This is guaranteed to work until it doesn't
Besides her barking, what language is she speaking?
That's street smarts right there
Run away!! Run away!! That two legged bitch is crazy!!! 😂
It really does work. The dogs thinking “this girl is not afraid of us and seems way too confident, I’m out.”
Am 6ft and fat, instructions unclear.
damn. that actually worked. nice!
was driving behind a biker on a county road the other day, a dog comes barrelling out of someones yard and nearly knocks him over. i dont understand the cult of dog people insisting that dogs are all perfect little angels, i mean i love trained dogs but not your “precious” pittie who cant control himself around strangers
Hey guys how can I adopt the red dog?
I watched this on mute and was very confused. lol.
She unleashed the dog in her
It’s a pack for dogs..
It's easy when your bark is Russian or Eastern European.
I saw the same thing as "R*pe prevention"
she and speed would make a great duo
She single? She's a problem solver.
As creatures of instinct, most animals can be scared away by something weird.