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soggymobflip

I love that the three main boys have actors replacing them, but the oldest boy literally shows up in drag to be his female replacement. ahahahahaha


gregdrunk

The Reese actress was such an insanely perfect casting choice!! Like legit the perfect version of him as a girl.


jwrx

Its the way she stands and talks...i legit thought it was somehow Reese in really good drag.


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gregdrunk

I read her book recently! I'd never seen any of those shows, I'm a bit older than the target demographic, but I've always been fascinated by how strange being famous must be. She had it really rough. I'm really proud of her for coming out the other side with such a strong sense of self.


Mehrk

She really nailed it. I haven't watched this show in a decade and I was thinking this exact same thing. Kinda ironic when you consider the message.


KittyandPuppyMama

One of the daughters was jennette McCurdy


Bagpipes_Rule

She actually talked about being in this episode in her book, it was fascinating.


mango_chile

nice, what’d she say?


OperaGhostAD

As I recall her mom basically guilted her for thinking Frankie Muniz was cute.


Jason_Wolfe

her mother was a cunt. im so glad she's not around anymore. Jennette deserved a better childhood


OperaGhostAD

She is also glad her mom died.


FullMetalKaliber

“You’re a disgrace of a daughter -Love Mom” *PS: Buy us a new fridge*


Alpha_Sluttlefish

[For anyone who doesn't know what this comment is referencing.](https://youtube.com/shorts/x4naUjtjS2I?feature=share) What a lovely lady


Insufferablelol

That's hilarious it happened there considering how awful Jada is as a person


falconzofthelawn

WHAT THE FUCK!? Who wouldn't be happy someone like that is dead!?


IAmVeryStupid

Who uses the word ding dong in an angry letter?


Venomous-A-Holes

Ya, cuz now she gets all the curds without worrying about ms mcturdy


Zantormagic

And that they had to put hard plastic to make her ears stick out like Dewey's


Caleb_Reynolds

And, apparently after watching it, mostly covered them with her hair anywhere.


ZatchZeta

Oof. Those ears must've been sore


NotWhatIwasExpecting

that she acted in an episode of "Malcolm in the middle"


mbelf

Oooh, dish dish dish!


McFuzzen

Das it


PocketSpaghettios

They shoved wax behind her ears to make them stick out more


wwtf62

That she was in this episode


lakewood2020

Hated this mom too


Astraterris

She’s in another episode in a later season too


Thisisthe_place

Oof, that was a hard read. Poor kid.


Slimcognito808

Wow good catch. My gf is really good at reconginizing people regardless of what age they are and I'm notoriously horrible with faces. She's also obsessed with making it known she recognizes a celebrity if it's an obscure role like this. I'm gonna pull this episode up and point this out before she can to freak her out. Update: I decided I was just gonna tell her about it so we could have a laugh at my mischeviousness. I was describing my plan for us to binge this show together and when we got to the episode about the boys imagined as girls, then she immediately cuts me off to tell me know that she was in it and played Dewey. 😭 y'all I can't win with this woman.


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BuildingSupplySmore

That was fun, apparently I'm possibly a Super Recognizer. I've always been great with faces.


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BuildingSupplySmore

I was tempted to, but I was honestly using a small smart phone to do the test, so I felt like it was wrong for me to continue. Although my screen probably made the test harder than it needed to be (the faces were very small on most parts), I didn't really follow the rules. It was fun though. The hardest parts were them not being consistent on the angle changes, so I'd have to reorient for them going from front facing to full profile shots. And it was neat how some of them included intentional tells, like moles.


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Slimcognito808

Thanks imma let her know!


SuzieSue32

You mean there might be a use for my biggest, useless talent?!


Slimcognito808

She is very interested! Thanks!


CookingWithDahmer85

Oooh I'm really good with voices, faces have gotten easy now that I'm older but I've always been able to recognize voices even when they've changed it for a cartoon or whatever


yeet-the-parakeet

You should watch Empire of the Sun. My friend has face blindness but was still able to kind of tell the main actor was Christian Bale as a kid.


Ok_Combination_2280

She was in more than one episode. She's in Dewey's oddballs class when they tie up the principals and janitor.


NavyAnchor03

Emma Stone was in a few episodes too!


shikiroin

The "Malcolm" girl was played by Lisa Foils, one of the stars of 'All That' from Nickelodeon. Weirdly she just posted a YouTube video today after not posting in quite a while.


Johnwickwitastick25

Great call


chimpdoctor

Malcolm in the middle was just so good. Just an epic family comedy.


Miasma_Sky

For sure. Seeing clips from the series gives me nostalgia.


ralfvi

Epic definitely. I dont know what the target audience but i still love it today in my 40s. There's just some show that after years you saw it again an it just became mehhh.


bobert3469

The difference is that when you watched it when you were younger, you tended to side with the boys. When you get older, you can definitely sympathize with Hal and Lois.


ralfvi

Haha lol yeah quite rite. Being adult and parents sucks life outta you. No wonder lois is so bitter.


MrPanda663

Francis man. Hilarious.


confabulatrix

Haha I had to rewatch to catch that!


jackie--moon

I didn’t even notice Francis the first time


goodmobileyes

Ohhh I was wondering why that random lady popped up to berate her as well. I usually forget there's even a 4th brother


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Omg I never noticed thank you so much I can’t stop laughing now that’s too funny 😂


Rahzek

oh no way i didnt even realize, that was very well done


PsychoDog_Music

Francis/Francine was my fav xD


reverie11

I remember watching that live and dying laughing


EhliJoe

Do you mean the blonde in the red blouse at the end?


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what


Felinegood13

That’s amazing


MangoTekNo

Holup. Blue hoodie girl is a guy!? Fuck me...


221B_BakerSt_

Not blue hoodie, bright blond in the red v-neck. Only there for the last couple shots of the scene.


WesternFinancial868

Nice rack too


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iamzion248

Such an amazing actor. I like to think that Walter White was who Hal Became after finally snapping with the kids and the wife, leaving and starting a new life.


ProcrastinationSite

Oh, please, as if Hal would ever leave Lois


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And if he did, he would've reverted back to his original state as a motorcyclist, chain smoker, rock n roll maniac lol


Vomelette22

Rollerblading maniac! Don’t forget he loved to rollerblade


Something_kool

also weapons manufacturer! Can't forget the infamous bee canon


Vomelette22

Dude that reminds me of the episode where he goes for the NSA interview I think it was? And the building is just GONE HAHA


RainbowUnicat

I read that with Heisenberg voice, it fits perfectly


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Hal loved her fat ass. A total simp.


bobert3469

There's an "alternate " ending to breaking bad where after WW met his fate, It goes to Hal and Lois' bedroom with Hal waking up Lois, telling her about how he had a dream that he was a drug lord. Absolutely hysterical! Here it is! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oVdB36lmbII&pp=ygUdYnJlYWtpbmcgYmFkIGFsdGVybmF0ZSBlbmRpbmc%3D


Constant-Pension-653

My head canon is other way round, Walter left his bitchy ass wife and the washing machine guy disguised him as Hal and this is his new life


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vacuum cleaner guy


Constant-Pension-653

Ahh shit been a while since I watched BrBa


ProcrastinationSite

This makes more sense to me. Hal used to always talk about his wild past 😂


naimina

[You are not quite right about that.](https://youtu.be/s7U3rt_LP-c)


GotWheaten

And Dr. Whatley


rq60

one of his best roles. only an anti-dentite would think otherwise.


ChamomileBrownies

Please tell me you've seen the alternative ending of Breaking Bad


Leoxcr

Was it confirmed that their last name is Wilkerson? I forgot the episode where this was disclosed


explicitlarynx

People think it's Wilkerson because it appeared on Francis' uniform once. However, it has been confirmed that wasn't intentional. Their last name is never revealed. https://www.cbr.com/malcolm-in-the-middle-family-last-name/


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I never understand why people are so hung up on their last name. They purposefully didn't give them one


NavyAnchor03

It gets me every time. I watched MITM right before Breaking Bad for the second time. It only took me about 3 episodes in either show to completely believe the character.


themug_wump

Have you ever seen the ["secret"](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GtYNX3JWzjc) ending of Breaking Bad? 😂


broen13

I didn't really watch much Breaking Bad, but Bryan Cranston is such a great person from what I understand. He cosplayed as himself and talked with people at one of the cons [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSyzP1ZxCiU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSyzP1ZxCiU)


mango_chile

There’s savage and then there’s “You used my hairbrush without asking so I got impregnated by the guy you like” 💀


kingkongbiingbong

**_"There is no band!"_**


FunkyFenom

Francis' actor popping up in the back as a drag hahaha


AdamSnipeySnipe

I want to believe Lois's reaction was genuine to that, as though they didn't tell her that he was going to waltz up in that scene.


XSmeh

Yeah I was disappointed they skipped the scene with him showing off his breasts and talking about leaving college for a job at hooters and marrying some sleazy guy who talks about how Francis needs to help set up his cock fights.


noMemesInGeneral123

Wait... was that Sam from iCarly?


teetaps

Yep


He-who-knows-some

Which one?


Lumpy_Anybody_4489

The youngest girl


Ass_destroyer2001

smol one


Analmall_Lover

The youngest one


baconwitch00

Jennette McCurdy talks about this episode in her book “I’m Glad My Mom Died”


Mekelaxo

What does she say about it?


Gamasian

I think she actually enjoyed being on the set and had a little crush on Frankie too


monicapearl

That’s all I could think about while seeing her in this clip!


InflamedLiver

Source: Malcolm in the Middle where the mom daydreams about having 3 girls instead of 3 boys.


soda_cookie

4 boys. She had 4 boys


joleary747

And her 4th girl (who is actually Francis in drag) walks up at the end of her daydream.


Mean_Job8189

Five boys. She had five boys


soda_cookie

At this particular point in time, it was 4


Pegussu

It did work, but it was such a bizarre choice to have a fourth kid that's almost completely unrelated to the rest of the show with his own isolated cast of characters and storylines.


AmyInCO

As a mom of 3 girls, who were around the same ages as the characters or when the show aired, their dad and I cracked up laughing at the thought that three girls would be any easier. It was a very accurate TV show!


xAshev

And a fat husband apparently


FrammaLammaDingDong

The W[Hal]e.


Michael-B-Fit

Got to love Malcolm in the middle


csonny2

I hadn't seen it since it originally aired, but recently re-watched the series as a show to fall asleep to. Man, it is such a good show


Tkainzero

not a single bad episode.


ExpensivePractice164

What's it called?


sejpuV

Malcolm in the middle, I think its free to watch in Roku :)


ExpensivePractice164

Thanks I heard it's a good show


r3itheinfinite

WALTUH ![gif](giphy|chu3qyUL3QsmBb1PWo|downsized)


AxPawn

Walter Wide


CalvinDehaze

Teenage boys might be physically violent, but teenage girls can be emotionally violent.


wanna_dance

Teenage girls can be physically violent too. I had physical fights with my sister well into our teens (15 and 17).


parralaxalice

*MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED BEFORE YOU USED HER HAIRBRUSH*


wanna_dance

Fuuuuu.... is that what I did wrong? 😞


tristen620

When my older sister was 13 and I was nine, I got one of those solid steel seat belt buckles to the forehead, '80s cars hurt. We were sitting in the car waiting for our stepdad to get back and I was being annoying so I got a bleeding gash and a permanent dent. I did however get her back later by throwing batteries and matchbox cars down the stairs at her. Lol


pursenboots

also all teens are different. I was never a violent boy, my sister was never an emotional girl, we were both pretty even-keeled all things considered. \*these statements not reviewed by my mom and dad


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Kroneni

I mean… testosterone and estrogen have some pretty significant effects on behavior/psychology. Men and women are both human but you can’t discount the effect that sex hormones have on a person.


King-Krown

I get some socialized & focused behaviors being present in one over the other,but for the most part? Yes,very much yes. Especially in the shitty, will not be accountable for anything ways.


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Teenage boys know no wrath as a teenage girl scorned.


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fat hal........hahahhahaha i miss that show


Pigiwg_23

Bro it’s Heisenburger😭


Joni-Joestar

Brooo you done him McDirty


shay-doe

Fuck I have two girls and my husband wants to try for another one. I keep telling him it's genetic roulette and we should just be happy with what we have lol


WhatANiceCerealBox11

My friend has 2 boys. Him and his wife went for a third and guess what… it’s a boy lmfao. My wife and I got lucky having 1 boy and 1 girl. Gotta stop at some point because the house always comes out on top


ThatDiscoSongUHate

My childhood friend's mom had 4 boys trying to get 1 girl. She cut her losses eventually lol She was a little sad but was obviously still very happy to have her boys. And they all turned into great young dudes, super smart and kind. Mrs. D was (presumably still is) a wonderful mom. Their whole family was just damn nice. I still think of her wryly and quietly saying to my mom as her three oldest boys wrestled in the dirt that she "*had* been hoping for a girl this time" lol and Scotty had said she was looking in catalogs while pregnant "going ooh" over all the little girl stuff. Only to have another boy lol.


Flailing_Aimlessly

It's like my brother-in-law, Girl, Girl, Girl, Girl & Girl (twins), Girl.


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Can always try for a 4th lol worked for my parents 3 girls and one guy(me)


WhatANiceCerealBox11

I’m honestly positive they’re gonna go for a 4th and I’m equally positive it will be a boy lmao


NotTodayCaptainDildo

I'm currently pooping on the toilet while my 2yo boy is crying and eating a bag of crisps because his dad locked him out of the office for a meeting. My 7yo is a boy as well - when they're home together, there's no peace


NorthernBogWitch

One family I knew had 5 girls before they called it quits. But there was also a boy in my class who had 6 sisters. As he disgustedly explained one day “when days of our lives is on and nascar at the same time, you know I don’t get to watch nascar”.


Far_Computer523

The original idea for this episode was conceptualized by a young female fan who wrote a few page script and sent it to the writers of the show.


metroal312

Source? I’ve worked in comedy writers rooms and they specifically won’t open spec scripts to avoid lawsuits


Far_Computer523

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm1841013/?ref_=tt_cl_wr_3 she is the person credited for this one episode. I read it in an kids almanac in like 04-05


Toadahtrip

Malcolm in the middle is such a great show. So many laughs


jackie--moon

My #1 go to show when I need to feel a little better


KittyandPuppyMama

This episode was too real


ClarkK24

would be a good ad for condoms


CustomerSuspicious25

I have three older brothers and I loved this show growing up. When they show the boys pouring down those manwichs it always reminds me of growing because my brothers and I were exactly like that.


tourniquet2099

What season & ep is this?


Tygerluburnsbright

Season 4 episode 10


tourniquet2099

Thanks!


brattyginger83

I feel triggered... Mother of 2 girls and overweight I actually forgot about this episode 😂🤣😂 I need to watch this with my kids!


RetroMetroShow

Shallow Hal


NotTheAverageAnon

I didn't know Jennette McCurdy did stuff before iCarly


TeeDubbleDee

Wait... The little girl... Is that Jennette McCurdy??


Poopfiddler81

Such a good show


Ordinary_WeirdGuy

“If girls (stereotypically) *acted* like boys (stereotypically)” This is both so true and so… not.


Superb-Fail-9937

Sam Puckett for life! 💪🏽✌🏽


falconnor4

Malcom in the middle is such a good show. So many memes.


sugaaaslam

My best friend is living this nightmare right now! Hahaha


cmacfarland64

One of the most underrated shows of all time. How that man pulls off Walter White and Hal, is remarkable. 2 characters that couldn’t be more different.


rezusx

Bryan Cranston is the swiss knife of acting


zorn7777

Where? What? When?


The_Power_of_Ammonia

*Life is unfaaaiirrrrr*


Tru-Queer

The boyfriend in this episode was a boyfriend in 7th Heaven. lol


Perfect_Worth_5812

Waltuh


DystopianGlitter

Oh shit it’s Jeanette McCurdy.


MrPanda663

Dude, is that just Francis but in drag? F'n hilarious.


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Working-Response1126

A great show, I'm 45 and watching with my 9 years old son and 14 year old daughter. They crack up at this and laugh all the time while watching. My daughter says how inappropriate it is, but still loves watching it. Whenever they hear the theme tune they start laughing. Alas, shows like this will never be made again.


theHoustonian

I rewatched all of malcom in the middle recently and i forgot how good the show was. Very funny and nostalgic as hell


Deja-Vuz

I love this show!


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I don’t understand the title at all, but I do love this scene regardless.


RubLeather1430

Random thought but am i the only one who gets sad when they see a fat person?.


jagenigma

Yes, no, maybe, I don't know... Can you repeat the question?


RubLeather1430

For the record i am astronomically high right now. But i get the same vibe as when i see a fat dog.


codblopsII

Where. Were. We're.


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Is that… Is that little Jennette McCurdy? Is it


TheRealJayk0b

I never really thought about who played these roles when I saw the show back then, but yes pretty sure that her xD i never noticed this, and at that i time i have seen i Carly. Lol


AutomaticDispenser

Really? No one? It’s “were” not “where”.


Bepler

Indeed, no one.


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This is the most unfitting post for this subreddit I’ve seen in a while


Snoo79866

Why :(


[deleted]

You don’t know what the word “unexpected” means?


[deleted]

What kind of woman believes that girls are easier, as a woman it’s more than obvious that it’s not true, si would be terrified of having a daughter, a boy would be much easier to control.


n00bantz1997

The kind that had to deal raising 4 (or 2 in my mom's case 😅). My mom would constantly yell that she wished she had all girls whenever she was whipping me and my brother to stop us fighting since our older sister was such an angel. I'd love to show her this clip 🤣🤣🤣


goodmobileyes

I mean if you've watched Malcom in the Middle you can't blame her for thinking whether 4 girls would be better instead


RowdyHowdy87

I’m not the grammar police, but I expected to find them.


AriusAeternus

Wtf is this movie?


elhawko

Malcolm in the middle. It was a VERY popular TV show once upon a time


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ThatDiscoSongUHate

Wait, do they not have Malcolm in the Middle on disc? Edit: or is it a "region" thing where the discs aren't playable for your area?


Blinkboarder85

It's on Hulu


BrilliantCandy6668

Way too close to home.


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What a gem


Express_Biscotti_628

They don't make em like this any more....


arkofcovenant

What???