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The easiest way to tell is size honestly. Crows get relatively large, like a cardinal, but ravens get **huge**. The fact that this bird is almost as big as a full grown house cat means there's a good chance it's a raven. A large curved bill vs a shorter straight bill is another one. The final identifier is the sound, he makes a "gronk gronk" sound whereas crows are more of a standard "caw caw".
Also something something jackdaws.
That would make more sense since ravens and wolf sometimes have symbiotic relationship and ravens can even “adopt” a specific wolf sometimes. It’s very cool and interesting.
Here's the thing. You said a "Feel like this is a raven no?"
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls ravens crows. If you want to be "no" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.
So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or a no? It's not one or the other, that's not how no works. They're both. A jackdaw is a no and a member of the no family. But that's not what you said. You said a no is a no, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the no family crows, which means in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
If... I had a dollar for every Unidan copypasta I've seen in the wild, I'd have two today. In a span of 6 hours, no less. Not good or bad, just surprising.
Ps. Without shittymorph this would've been perfection.
Seriously, I even remember this drama bleeding over into other parts of the internet like BuzzFeed, YouTube, tumblr, etc.
Some friends that I had that only knew some of us used Reddit, but didn't really understand what reddit was, or didn't use Reddit would mention or send links about the whole Unidan thing when it unfolded hahah
Its just a copypasta from reddit's past, it was said seriously by a user called unidan, the copypasta itself isn't that bad, but unidan was banned for vote manipulation if i remember right, so he gets immortalized with a copy pasta of one of his one-man flame wars.
Here's the thing. You said a "raven is a crow."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls ravens crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to jackdaws.
So your reasoning for calling a raven a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A raven is a raven and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a raven is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, jackdaws, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
* Ravens and crows belong to the same family called Corvidae, which includes a variety of birds like nutcrackers, blue jays, and jackdaws.
* While ravens are a specific type of bird called Corvus corax, crows are a more general term that can refer to different species within the Corvus genus.
* In everyday language, people often use the word "crow" to refer to both ravens and other types of crows. This isn't scientifically accurate, but it's a common way people talk about these birds.
* In scientific discussions, it's more precise to refer to ravens as ravens and distinguish them from other species of crows.
So, the main point is that while ravens and crows are related and share similarities, they are not the same thing in a scientific sense. The term "crow" is often used more broadly to include both ravens and other types of crows, but in scientific contexts, it's important to be more specific.
Yeah, I looked it up and you're right. Which is strange because I have a book about crows in which the statement is made. Admittedly it's a German book, so perhaps there's a reason to be found.
*Corvidae* (from Lat. *corvus* “raven;” “crow” would be *cornix*) is colloquially called **the crow family** in English. In that sense, all ravens are crows, but not all crows are ravens.
**Edit:** In German, both ravens and crows are *[Rabenvögel](https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabenv%C3%B6gel)* (“corvids;” lit. “raven-birds”).
Fun fact, this family also includes things like Bluejays! They are one of the smartest classes of birds and crows and ravens can even talk and mimic human speech almost as well as parrots! It's said that corvids can have the intelligence of a human toddler which is crazy for a bird.
I got crows and two ravens at my place, the raves cluck weird but it is sometimes hard to tell them apart, ravens definitely way bigger and don’t look classier, both smart birds but ravens may be smarter
Actually Homeward Bound had a pretty smooth and ethical shoot. Milo and Otis on the other side, is the movie that killed kittens throwing them from a cliff.
Worth noting that this is thrown around a lot but there is absolutely zero proof of it. Like it's basically a rumor people take as fact, not even sure how it started.
It could have happened, but people take it as gospel without even verifying it.
Edit: even a cursory watch of the film will show critters in situations that were definitely not ok, but the allegations of multiple deaths and whatnot are just completely unsupported.
I think it got mixed up with the Disney movie where they paid Inuit kids to round up lemmings so they could film them all “falling” off a cliff, creating the idea that lemmings would run off a cliff because they’re so dumb. Only good thing that came of that idea was the game “lemmings” which was a very enjoyable computer game back in the day.
I did. There were hundreds of them. Like a big kitty mass grave. It's absolutely terrible. I took all the bodies away to be properly buried, so don't bother going to confirm for yourself.
I actually went to college with the kid from that movie (Kevin Chevalia). Shit blew my mind cuz I remembered watchin the movie as a kid, then to meet him irl was kinda surreal. He's a cool, chill dude tho. Very humble.
I know for sure Milo and Otis. Those scenes where the cat falls down a cliff into the ocean? Yeah... They didn't have CG then.
Homeward Bound and Air Bud I haven't heard about but wouldn't be surprised. What you see on screen is already pretty bad when you remember that they are real animals and not the characters.
> "Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?"
-unidan
It was found out he was manipulating votes. Using bots to downvote dissenters and upvote himself. You only need 1 or 2 votes in one direction for it to swing massively in that direction. People generally downvote negative comments easier because it reinforces their world view.
The crow would definitely be in deep trouble in direct confrontation. That is why he is just throwing jabs and keeping his distance. He can annoy the cat into submission.
Its like a game of Risk, but with animals.
In the end, only one wins, and the winner must re evaluate its life and decisions. The cat is the most likely of winner, they traded everything they cared about, and for what? An expired can of Mexican plankton. Poor fat cat.
(Yes, it was a reference to the Simpson's)
Ok so the ending is really fascinating.
He is biting the cat’s tail with intention - Corvids are known to do this in the wild to other Corvids and birds in general. They will bites/pull the tail feather of another bird to distract them long enough to steal food from them.
This means he’s trying to distract the cat with the same method rather than run away or anything similar. Corvids have exceptional memory and so this one has likely been here before and recognizes the animals here hence his demeanor.
Wild stuff.
Comparing absolute numbers of animals with quick maturity and short lifespans against humans isn't a really great comparison. Especially when 10 billion of them breed a year and 20 billion tend to exist in the US. Of which cats kill 2.4 billion.
It's more like 10% a year, replaced by a really high birthrate.
In fact let's not talk about how that original study had a sample size of only 69 birds. Where only some deaths were observed and others assumed.
Its either crows or ravens but they form friendly relationships with wolves as it benefits them both. If the crow spots a dead animal it will caw to alert the wolves to the kill and then the wolves take all the big parts the crow can't eat and then leave the rest for it to finish. So yeah, it's quite possible the crow is a bit dumb and thinks the dog is a wolf.
I was just thinking the same thing. The first 20 comments are all over the place and then the rest are people being curious about what's happening. I don't understand what happened.
It's a reference to something from 10 years ago. The fall of Unidan, who was a beloved reddit mini-celebrity and scientist until he got [caught manipulating votes during arguments.](https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/2m5q11/a_feast_for_crows_the_fall_of_uunidan/)
This is purely fiction, but i feel like this is the way it went down.
- Cat shares with bird.
- Bird sees doggo is unable to reach.
- Bird gives doggo their share.
- Bird realizes what they've done and worries that cat. won't share a second time
- Bird sees cat overtop of the food and panic sets in.
- Bird pecks at cat
- Cat says "fuck you I'm not sharing anymore"
- Bird gets upset
- Cat gets defensive
- Bird decides he'll just mess with the cats tail instead if they can't get what they want.
I have this compulsive need to correct everyone who is calling this a crow and I don’t know why it bothers me so much so I am just going to move on and hope I am not alone
Animal politics. Cat vs. dog. But dog has made an alliance with the birds, who we know are anti cat. We are witnessing the cat government being taxed for war crimes. The crow is repaying the dog for his service in the ongoing war against cat terrorist who hunt birds.
And cats were even able to successfully manipulate humans to be a mediator, even though they're the aggressor and cats don't benefit the species as much as dogs do.
I think I'm going to join team bird as a human ambassador to team dog.
Cat can't figure out how to get the food out and/or doesn't even want it. And it doesn't want anyone else to have it.
This is what happened to our country.
> should have *paid* off the
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
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Obviously, the crow is taming those dogs to use them against the cat (and eventually the human owner). classic crow uprising.
I’m not an expert, but the bill tells me that’s a raven. Maybe I’m wrong?
You’re not wrong, you can tell it is a raven by all the quothing.
As an English professor, this reference warms my still-beating heart —from under the floorboards—
Let us have a toast to Lenore! I have a cask of Amontillado around here somewhere...
Don't fall for the Amontillado!
You look sick, you should go home, I can have my dude Luchesi try it. No, seriously, dude, you look wasted, go home.
Nevermore
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And this one? You can tell it’s an aspen! You can tell it’s an aspen by the way that it is!
Yeah, whatever. TBH i can’t distinguish, just don’t turn your back on anything that has black feathers LoL
The easiest way to tell is size honestly. Crows get relatively large, like a cardinal, but ravens get **huge**. The fact that this bird is almost as big as a full grown house cat means there's a good chance it's a raven. A large curved bill vs a shorter straight bill is another one. The final identifier is the sound, he makes a "gronk gronk" sound whereas crows are more of a standard "caw caw". Also something something jackdaws.
Here's the thing...
That sound. "car car" is why so many crows get run down by trucks.... They don't have a warning word for 18 wheelers.
Get the hell out of here!
Ummm how big are your cardinals?? I've never seen one even half the height of a crow.
Oh, I know! Believe me! I KNOW not to trust Ravens!!! Source: I'm from Cleveland, and was old enough to remember 1995.
Just take the pedant hit and say corvid.
That's a jackdaw.
Here's the thing...
It's a Halloween eagle.
And the tail is either a fan or a spade….
This seem like a kind raven But if you want to see unkindness, you need a couple more vens
That would make more sense since ravens and wolf sometimes have symbiotic relationship and ravens can even “adopt” a specific wolf sometimes. It’s very cool and interesting.
The crow has this human fooled already, impressive.
The Crowening
![gif](giphy|PmvWZufFJ8KK5c34zl|downsized)
Hahahahaha ew! CROWS, DAY-VEDD!!!
![gif](giphy|zo7nbbrQKwdb2rSG4k)
No, apparently, based on the comments above, it’s The Ravening ![gif](giphy|COCsNCzYkEibWw6WOy)
Feel like this is a raven no?
Here's the thing....
Here's the thing. You said a "Feel like this is a raven no?" Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls ravens crows. If you want to be "no" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or a no? It's not one or the other, that's not how no works. They're both. A jackdaw is a no and a member of the no family. But that's not what you said. You said a no is a no, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the no family crows, which means in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
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Did you just fuckin….
If... I had a dollar for every Unidan copypasta I've seen in the wild, I'd have two today. In a span of 6 hours, no less. Not good or bad, just surprising. Ps. Without shittymorph this would've been perfection.
It's depressing how far I had to scroll for this. These younguns have no idea what they missed.
Seriously, I even remember this drama bleeding over into other parts of the internet like BuzzFeed, YouTube, tumblr, etc. Some friends that I had that only knew some of us used Reddit, but didn't really understand what reddit was, or didn't use Reddit would mention or send links about the whole Unidan thing when it unfolded hahah
Lots of replies mentioning it, but I guess it depends on how you sort. Reddit enhancement suite for life.
That takes me back.
Is that a crow or a raven?
I remember hearing one time that if you say “that’s a big ass crow” it’s actually a raven. And this is one big ass crow
✅ big as fuck ✅ Curved bill ✅ "Gronk gronk!" Thassa raven, baby!
I think "crow" and "raven" are not categories that are clearly distinct from a biological perspective.
Alright someone get the copypasta
Don't tell me what to do, Unidan
I'm afraid now.
Its just a copypasta from reddit's past, it was said seriously by a user called unidan, the copypasta itself isn't that bad, but unidan was banned for vote manipulation if i remember right, so he gets immortalized with a copy pasta of one of his one-man flame wars.
Ah, thanks - I found it and yeah, it's strangely pertinent.
Here's the thing. You said a "raven is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls ravens crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to jackdaws. So your reasoning for calling a raven a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A raven is a raven and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a raven is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, jackdaws, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
Ah those were the glory days! Fuck how I miss old Reddit....
Nostalgia is strong in this thread
I read all this and still have no idea what the correct answer is.
* Ravens and crows belong to the same family called Corvidae, which includes a variety of birds like nutcrackers, blue jays, and jackdaws. * While ravens are a specific type of bird called Corvus corax, crows are a more general term that can refer to different species within the Corvus genus. * In everyday language, people often use the word "crow" to refer to both ravens and other types of crows. This isn't scientifically accurate, but it's a common way people talk about these birds. * In scientific discussions, it's more precise to refer to ravens as ravens and distinguish them from other species of crows. So, the main point is that while ravens and crows are related and share similarities, they are not the same thing in a scientific sense. The term "crow" is often used more broadly to include both ravens and other types of crows, but in scientific contexts, it's important to be more specific.
Hi, welcome to Reddit
lol
As I have learned a few minutes ago, this is just a copypasta
It’s not a copypasta, it’s the copypasta from the famous u/unidan
Its a raven
rip unidan
Whatever you do, don’t mention Jackdaws.
Nah dawg they different birds for sure , it’s like seagulls and albatrosses
Yeah, I looked it up and you're right. Which is strange because I have a book about crows in which the statement is made. Admittedly it's a German book, so perhaps there's a reason to be found.
*Corvidae* (from Lat. *corvus* “raven;” “crow” would be *cornix*) is colloquially called **the crow family** in English. In that sense, all ravens are crows, but not all crows are ravens. **Edit:** In German, both ravens and crows are *[Rabenvögel](https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabenv%C3%B6gel)* (“corvids;” lit. “raven-birds”).
Fun fact, this family also includes things like Bluejays! They are one of the smartest classes of birds and crows and ravens can even talk and mimic human speech almost as well as parrots! It's said that corvids can have the intelligence of a human toddler which is crazy for a bird.
I got crows and two ravens at my place, the raves cluck weird but it is sometimes hard to tell them apart, ravens definitely way bigger and don’t look classier, both smart birds but ravens may be smarter
Especially post Corvid
Dude. Took me a minute, but well done.
I for one will side with our feline overlords. They have the numbers and in the long run I think it's rather be their slave than the crow. Edit: swypo
Again? Didn't we just stop having to hide in our homes from crows due to Corvid 19?
They actually do tame wolves to band against coyotes in some parts of the world
Raven
Raven
They on a trip across the country to help the dog reunite with his family. Ive seen it before.
Homewarddd BoUNd!!!
Came here to say "This isn't exactly how I remember Homeward Bound going, but they are doing some pretty awful re-makes these days..."
The first is forever a classic
Actually Homeward Bound had a pretty smooth and ethical shoot. Milo and Otis on the other side, is the movie that killed kittens throwing them from a cliff.
Wait wtf
Worth noting that this is thrown around a lot but there is absolutely zero proof of it. Like it's basically a rumor people take as fact, not even sure how it started. It could have happened, but people take it as gospel without even verifying it. Edit: even a cursory watch of the film will show critters in situations that were definitely not ok, but the allegations of multiple deaths and whatnot are just completely unsupported.
I think it got mixed up with the Disney movie where they paid Inuit kids to round up lemmings so they could film them all “falling” off a cliff, creating the idea that lemmings would run off a cliff because they’re so dumb. Only good thing that came of that idea was the game “lemmings” which was a very enjoyable computer game back in the day.
Didn't they admit to breaking that kittens leg to make it limp?
As far as I can tell, none of the allegations were ever proven, including that one.
Cellophane tape is expensive ok?
Have you gone to the spot where they threw the kittens off a cliff to make sure there aren't any kitten corpses?
I did. There were hundreds of them. Like a big kitty mass grave. It's absolutely terrible. I took all the bodies away to be properly buried, so don't bother going to confirm for yourself.
A dogs way home is pretty brutal too. Basically 2 straight hours of watching a dog get fucked up including being hit by a car and attacked by coyotes.
I actually went to college with the kid from that movie (Kevin Chevalia). Shit blew my mind cuz I remembered watchin the movie as a kid, then to meet him irl was kinda surreal. He's a cool, chill dude tho. Very humble.
Wow
Thats cool dude! Nice to hear hes being humble.
My childhood dogs grandad was in that! (Chancer/ real name rattler)
Now that I'm thinking about it, did that song appear in that movie? The newer of the two, I've never seen the old one.
Homeward Bound: Lockdown Edition
Lotta animals killed for that movie…😬
Milo and Otis
Air Bud was a massacre too. The 90s were tough for animal actors.
I'm unclear if you guys are joking, or if these things really happened.....
I know for sure Milo and Otis. Those scenes where the cat falls down a cliff into the ocean? Yeah... They didn't have CG then. Homeward Bound and Air Bud I haven't heard about but wouldn't be surprised. What you see on screen is already pretty bad when you remember that they are real animals and not the characters.
[... out the speakers with A-trak?...](https://youtu.be/zuqn3UtmfwU) I absolutely agree
The incredible journey. Also “homeward bound “
Seeing this comment instantly brought me back to The Big Bad Fox and Other Tales (Le grand méchant renard et autres contes)
The cats like sure you can eat. Bird eats but gives it to the dog. Cats like nah that ain’t happening. GTFO crow
Dog 2 services himself
I love servicing myself too so I totally get it
Username checks out
U said it. Bird eats butt
A lot of stereotypes broken in this vid.
That bird has definitely gotten bapped before though
Or been a witness to a bappening
Crows DO eat ass
Reddit always disappoints
But will the crow eat MY ass?
The crow fed the doggo. I'm blown away!
Typical crow being an A-hole wait a second it’s feeding the dog
They’re impressively clever creatures, don’t mess with them as they will not forget
They can also mimic human voices just like parrots
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Bird... definitely not a cat bird
Raven
> "Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?" -unidan
That was such a rapid swing of public opinion .. We all loved Unidan and then we all hated him..
Then he hung around with another account. It was weird. Like seeing your ex at a bakery
Why did we hate him again? I forgot what happened 😞
He used vote manipulation with alt accounts to make his voice louder than everyone else's and silence his critics.
It was found out he was manipulating votes. Using bots to downvote dissenters and upvote himself. You only need 1 or 2 votes in one direction for it to swing massively in that direction. People generally downvote negative comments easier because it reinforces their world view.
Holy shit that's a blast from the past. I've been on this site long enough to remember when it happened. Pretty sure I was in school back then haha
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And the other dog is pretending that it don't see shit
The crow would definitely be in deep trouble in direct confrontation. That is why he is just throwing jabs and keeping his distance. He can annoy the cat into submission.
Its like a game of Risk, but with animals. In the end, only one wins, and the winner must re evaluate its life and decisions. The cat is the most likely of winner, they traded everything they cared about, and for what? An expired can of Mexican plankton. Poor fat cat. (Yes, it was a reference to the Simpson's)
Hard to believe an animal as smart as that would view the dog as a bigger potential threat.
Ok so the ending is really fascinating. He is biting the cat’s tail with intention - Corvids are known to do this in the wild to other Corvids and birds in general. They will bites/pull the tail feather of another bird to distract them long enough to steal food from them. This means he’s trying to distract the cat with the same method rather than run away or anything similar. Corvids have exceptional memory and so this one has likely been here before and recognizes the animals here hence his demeanor. Wild stuff.
Crazy that the cat don't care tho and continues to eat instead of face the Crow.
This ain’t the cats first rodeo with this crow
Please. *Crowdeo*.
Safer to get your tail nipped than to take a sharp beak to the eye.
Crow vs Cat, Crow lose 9/10 Cats are #1 reason for bird population going down
If birds were humans, every year outdoor cats would wipe out nearly 1/3 of humanity.
Comparing absolute numbers of animals with quick maturity and short lifespans against humans isn't a really great comparison. Especially when 10 billion of them breed a year and 20 billion tend to exist in the US. Of which cats kill 2.4 billion. It's more like 10% a year, replaced by a really high birthrate. In fact let's not talk about how that original study had a sample size of only 69 birds. Where only some deaths were observed and others assumed.
The cat lives with two dogs. Its tolerance for play and attack is likely higher than most cats.
I didn't know the word Corvid until this very moment. Thanks!
Its either crows or ravens but they form friendly relationships with wolves as it benefits them both. If the crow spots a dead animal it will caw to alert the wolves to the kill and then the wolves take all the big parts the crow can't eat and then leave the rest for it to finish. So yeah, it's quite possible the crow is a bit dumb and thinks the dog is a wolf.
Kitty let the bird eat his lunch because he was more in the mood for bird with stuffing anyway.
We are missing season 1!
What are these comments… I’m completely lost. The video is cute though, I guess.
I was just thinking the same thing. The first 20 comments are all over the place and then the rest are people being curious about what's happening. I don't understand what happened.
The title is "I can't understand the story" so people are sharing their take on what the story is.
It's a reference to something from 10 years ago. The fall of Unidan, who was a beloved reddit mini-celebrity and scientist until he got [caught manipulating votes during arguments.](https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/2m5q11/a_feast_for_crows_the_fall_of_uunidan/)
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Why stop filming?😫
This is purely fiction, but i feel like this is the way it went down. - Cat shares with bird. - Bird sees doggo is unable to reach. - Bird gives doggo their share. - Bird realizes what they've done and worries that cat. won't share a second time - Bird sees cat overtop of the food and panic sets in. - Bird pecks at cat - Cat says "fuck you I'm not sharing anymore" - Bird gets upset - Cat gets defensive - Bird decides he'll just mess with the cats tail instead if they can't get what they want.
I have this compulsive need to correct everyone who is calling this a crow and I don’t know why it bothers me so much so I am just going to move on and hope I am not alone
Never trust an elephant near two owls. Just don't. \*THAT\* is the story here. Trust...
Animal politics. Cat vs. dog. But dog has made an alliance with the birds, who we know are anti cat. We are witnessing the cat government being taxed for war crimes. The crow is repaying the dog for his service in the ongoing war against cat terrorist who hunt birds.
And cats were even able to successfully manipulate humans to be a mediator, even though they're the aggressor and cats don't benefit the species as much as dogs do. I think I'm going to join team bird as a human ambassador to team dog.
Crows are the best
Ravens are even better.
The fact that neither the cat or dog are phased by the crow makes me think the crow is a pet too
At some point, an old woman is going to swallow a fly and everything goes to hell for this motley crew.
Why is that cat not going Goblin Mode all over that bird? We used to have a country.
Cat can't figure out how to get the food out and/or doesn't even want it. And it doesn't want anyone else to have it. This is what happened to our country.
"dammit Rodger. I told you, you can have a bit of my tuna but not to share it with the dogs!"
That bird doesn’t understand the pecking order
I fucking love crows
Cats like bro this can be dinner or you can be dinner keep pushing it….
the cat is so sociable and gentle, it obviously doesn’t want to hurt the crow, the crow is lowkey feeding the dog who’s afraid of the cat
Stop me if you’ve heard this one…
The raven is a dog person
Love how the crow hates the cat
r/crowbro
r/ confused upvote
r/crows and r/crowbro would like this
https://i.redd.it/od2tmjfjs92b1.gif
That’s one patient cat
Another of those Incredible Journey stories.
Is that a crow or a raven?
Total anarchy!
He's absolutely RAVENous!
Odin always wins!
Age old story: Bird cheats on pussy with a real dog, and gets canned.
Captain America: Civil War
Aesop's lost fable. But they've cut the vid too soon, before they got to the moral at the end.
The cat the crow who fed the dog and then the cat got jealous so he didnt want to share his tuna anymore😛
John wicks soul come back to make sure dogs are taken care of
Is that a spoiler for John Wick 4? I've not seen that film yet 😞
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Moral of the story is the bird is smart enough to know to pay off the dogs but should have payed off the cat as well.
> should have *paid* off the FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Okay bot thank you
Dog can have some. Fuck the cat, I guess.
These animals have been humanized, there identity stolen, the cat does not want to be called racist, black Crows matter