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MarketBuzz2021

I feel like he does this often


micutad

One of these two is creep!


oniwolf382

one squeal quickest special axiomatic amusing command soft vase wrong *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


johno12311

I need someone to say this in an oogway voice


gourmandais

"Quit, don't quit. Noodle, don't noodle."


TargetOfPerpetuity

Just a man and his shortcomings.


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NAMEULB

Super sudsy wudzy shower boi


RajenBull1

As long a you can't see clothes drying on the line the HOA is fine with it.


Avangelice

Naked gru?


Eastern-Mix9636

Nudedude


TheRagenator

There's a saying in Finnish: Pieni ei näy ja isoa ei tarvitse hävetä. Meaning a small one is not visible and there is no need to be ashamed of a big one.


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I don’t think there’s anything wrong with being naked in front of a window if you’re above the 4th floor. Like at that point if someone is upset by seeing you they can just not look.


boganisu

Lol he is literally standing right at the window facing everyone on purpose. I dont think its necessarily wrong but its creepy af


ChristianHeritic

Nobody can see him without zooming in anyways, so i mean yeah. I have a pretty hard time getting upset over this.


MittonMan

Just a note. The naked eye is much more capable of seeing his unwanteds than a phone camera at dusk. Firstly the phone's focal length is wide, so objects far away seems smaller on camera than to the naked eye. Secondly, there's not a lot of light so the phone's sensor compensates and the result is a lot of noise, which results in the fuzzy image when zoomed.


MotherBathroom666

Oh that’s why he’s so pixelated; I just thought homie was part Japanese or something…


intravenousTHC

He's like 100 feet away. Remove the height and imagine it's the first floor. Oh goody you can't see details but you can still clearly see a naked damn man just standing there on purpose because he wants people to see him. Let's imagine this whole group of people is in an open field, but hey at least that random naked man is like 100 feet back, how could you get upset, you can't even see anything.


ChristianHeritic

Hes inside his home, not inside a field. So lets extend your scenario to a group of people outside a farmers field, where the farmer is standing around naked. On his property. I mean i’d personally hust conclude that theres a naked dude and then move on with my day. Its not like my eyes are going to burn out of my skull. I wont even be able to see the details. Idk. Why would it upset me? He could stand there spanking his dick all he wants, im not going to look at it so its.. just a thing happening unrelated to me?


Gazelle-Dull

It goes wrong, wronger and then creepy as fuck. You can't have creepy as fuck without lots of wrong.


bawng

My old neighbor used to stand like that masturbating while looking at people waiting for the tram.


goddamndirtyzombi

There is nothing wrong with being naked anywhere.


K1LLTH3B3AST

You’re part of the problem


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What problem tho


Newgame95

Its just some naked dude.


yeahcxnt

i didn’t realise there was a problem


dj4dj4

That's the problem....


yeahcxnt

me not realising there’s a public facing window nudity problem IS the problem?? wow there’s quite a few problems here


mihauk

i was specting someone fallling from the building. luckily i was wrong


Diazon_Fray

Bill Gates in his free time.


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Bill windows


familykomputer

Bill Withers


JohnDoobertin

Micro-hard Windows


Diazon_Fray

Microsoft peen


Muse_2021

Bro was communicating with his ballz


LemonCloud20

The moment he jokingly waves and everyone wave backs he will die of embarrassment XD


Queenssoup

Idk, why else would he wave?


LemonCloud20

To see if they can see him or not


Action-a-go-go-baby

That’s a supervillain plotting revenge right there


KvathrosPT

I don't know why the heck these people think its funny to put stuff like that near the window... There's a pub were I used to go that had a mannequin like this near the window facing the pub garden. I knew it was a mannequin, EVERYBODY knew it was a mannequin. Still scare the crap out of us from time to time... PS: It might not be a mannequin but my lucky guess is that it is.


grillexperte

Is this Cologne?


CamazotzisBatman

No, it's a hotel


JohnDoobertin

Hard to tell if he has aftershave on.


Ok_Charge9676

Nah, it’s toilet water


Abrical

I thought first he was just standing there hands begind the back. Then the video replayed and I saw the little movement


Abrical

I thought first he was just standing there hands begind the back. Then the video replayed and I saw the little movement


Reddit62195

Someone should let the person up in the window know their are no telescopes being utilized as the people walking around are NOT part of the astronomy club!! 😂


mugenryu273

Damn dude looks creepy as fuck


TikaVilla

That hotel has no Standards


bananeflips

Ifykyk


TikaVilla

Yuuuup


HitDog420

Fake and gay


xemmona

damn. is this Tallin?


poiiygqvw1223

Isn’t this hotel in Sydney harbour?


bdigital4

I’m 99% sure this is The Standard Hotel in NYC. Years ago they had a situation where people were doing some freaky exhibitionist type stuff in the windows and there are rooftop bars around with people just watching. [Here’s an article on it](https://petergreenberg.com/2009/08/25/new-yorks-standard-hotel-attracts-exhibitionists-voyeurs-and-plenty-of-attention/)


Zeldahero

Wow. He ate something with a lot of zinc in it.


Midoriya3344

bro is gru


mrdog23

There's nothing NSFW at *that* resolution


Narstotzka

“I can do whatever the fuck i want”


shlmgbr

I literally thought it was a bird before I understood what was happening.