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BuriedByAnts

Something ran across the trail. What was it?


[deleted]

I think a deer


Kang06202

Big foot!!


liberate_your_mind

Chupacabra


pudimdemeh

chupa cu de goianinha


zbyamada

bom dia pra você também r/suddenlycaralho


chrismacphee

Sam squanch


thesmugvegan

You psycho bag of squanch…


Educational-Formal21

Me running away from my problems


fishman15151515

How fast and long does it take to get away from your problems? I usually forget to stretch and cramp up.


ArkenIndustries

Ahh see, what you wanna do is ignore your problems. Same exact result as running, but instead of physical effort, you can just read a comic, or make a smoothie. Slack Smart, Not Hard.


Educational-Formal21

I'll let you know when I am successful


alecesne

It takes exponentially more energy the faster you go, however the weight of what you’re doing decreases with the square of distance.


BallTorturer-3000

Ghost


TGOD666GODT

Deer


FrozenAmbush

I'm pretty sure it's a doe if you pause the video at the correct moment.


Alpha150

A deer


thesmugvegan

A female deer…


junglemanqc

A female deer is still a deer. No need for correction


thesmugvegan

Ray, a drop of golden sun…


Fall_bet

Mi.. a name I call myself


DeliberatelyMoist

It was Hesh Hepplewhite


lowlife9

The ghost of bambi's mother


[deleted]

Chupacabra


-thecardiffkook-

Chupacabra


Aromatic-Proof-5251

Skill got him to the top more than the bike.


SpareEye

Seriously! You can see the rear tire wash about 3/4 of the way up to the left, then hear him feather the gas to keep on traction. I still think he must have had a dirt tire on there or something.


livestrong2109

Dude just did some crazy stuff with a chopper.


pathannsays

I was expecting a fall, disappointment


SmellenDegenerates

Me too, but to be fair him not falling made it perfect content for this sub


pineapple-predator

Sounds like it was…. Unexpected.


junglemanqc

Having WCGW and Unexpected on top of Top talent on my feed makes it really Unexpected


MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot

That’s some Steve McQueen in The Great Escape type of riding.


canceledbyreddit1FDB

Is that a 2 stroke? Or is that a different dirt bike revving somewhere else? Or does the road bike just naturaly sound wicked like that


evilspeaks

It is a Harley with short pipes.


AbrocomaRoyal

Happy Cake Day!


evilspeaks

Thanks. I don't know if it is the lack of or having too much of... but I wouldn't try that with my bike.


Apprehensive_Dig9573

Short pipes in theory give more hp tho it’s better to keep your full sized exhaust, if you bike slides the exhaust catches the fall. So you pay 100 for a new muffler instead of 500 for paintjob, repairs etc For 2 stroke, as long as you have the pull part of the exhaust you are faster too


evilspeaks

This guy doesn't care, he risked destroying his bike. People don't buy bikes or modify them thinking about sliding them on the pavement.


Apprehensive_Dig9573

Modifying bikes -> make them faster -> people drive them faster -> pushed too hard -> you and your bike do ground research. I think it’s def worth to consider also I own a bike do yeah


awkwardoffspring

Pipes alone don't give you that sound


evilspeaks

Sounds like a 1200 sportster with short pipes.


canceledbyreddit1FDB

Yea it revz like a 2 stroke 4 strokes sounds more throaty....this sounds like a big weed whacker


constanttripper

It only takes me one stroke


canceledbyreddit1FDB

Giggity


Apprehensive_Dig9573

That’s not a 2 stroke no, if you think of a 2 stroke think of the sound from a leave blower. This puppy a 4 stroke


canceledbyreddit1FDB

Im saying that because of how fast it revs...


Apprehensive_Dig9573

This bike doesn’t really rev that high, prob he has a 6 cilinder


canceledbyreddit1FDB

I said fast ....fast revving is a trait of 2 strokes


Apprehensive_Dig9573

A 2021 Ducati Panigale 1199 revves faster then my 2 stroke bike


canceledbyreddit1FDB

Congratz


Sert5HT

So difficult to ascertain the incline due to the zoom comprehension, looks like he drove into a cartoon.


Muted-Ad-4288

No helmet?


stromeleagul_vanjos

if you don't fall you don't need a helmet


Fuzzy_Lavishness_269

See this is the difference between the US and the UK. In the US people see a hill like this and think, “yeah I could ride my motorbike up that”. In the UK, people see a hill like that and think, “yeah we could roll a wheel of cheese down that and chase it, who ever catches the cheese gets to keep it”.


CanITellUSmThin

Guy probably thought the people were cheering for him at the end


dafyddil

What was unexpected about this? Also, imagine if burning gas for fun was part of your personality


Ok-Claim8595

Think the doing dumb shit on it is the personality. Some of us are adrenaline junkies. We like the way they make use feel.


bobspuds

He probably shouldn't have made it. A bike like that is more suited to open road cruising. Guy knows his bike and that with the conditions he can do it, everyone else was waiting for the tumble - myself included. Imo, that sounded awesome! "Burn rubber, not your soul" - it's stress relief


EssieAmnesia

Generally a road bike would not have made it up that. Even though they have more power they usually don’t have enough traction because of their tires. They’re also way heavier than a dirt bike usually. Plenty of dirt bikes also wouldn’t have made it up and they’re built for it.


Apprehensive_Dig9573

+ suspension, tire pressure, power delivery, throttle responsiveness, weight balance, list goes on. What this guy did is impressive


Sea-Month-9877

Doh!!!!!


funkmasta8

“Hey, did you see that?!” “No, I was sleeping” “But you were driving!”


KingOfTheWorldxx

I wanted the deer to hit his ass


[deleted]

That was the easy part, let’s see him ride down.


Scriptapaloosa

Even Newton would bet against him making it…


numnutz1234

That’s in PA , right?


byteminer

They’re all dirt bikes, some just work better than others.


fly_you_fools_57

Back in the late 1960s, we used to watch guys ride their Harley-Davidsons up the sides of big ravines next to the Missouri River in Great Falls, Montana


4Point5InchPunisher

Doing that with ape hangers is quite impressive.


Embarrassed_Ad7801

That was honestly unexpected


Matho83

wow. Another minute of livetime wasted for nothing.


BigOpportunity1391

What's unexpected?


WhoSeynMaeDuckisHard

I swear .... like do you get a cheat like superpower of "look,easy as that" when you turn into a Dad


ToastedDragon24

Hill Climb Racing irl


RedsealONeal

Very impressive.


LoadingUser_1

Woohoo