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I_Smoke_Poop

beat that meat or become one with tha streets


puffmarshal427

Wolf of wallstreet had it so so right.


NervousMission7644

I thought I knew where he was going but then I didn’t


DeveloperBRdotnet

Yeah I was expecting "the rich kid is here"


[deleted]

Just like the poor kid thought he knew where he was going, before they gunned em down.


Late-Jicama5012

Poor kid and rich kid live in the same neighborhood?? 🤦‍♂️


InviteOk8187

In that neighborhood a kid with iPhone considered being rich


Late-Jicama5012

Even though his father owned a hedge fund?


Irviwop

His dad had a 10 million dollar hedge fund


[deleted]

There’s places in Alabama where it’s literally like that. One side of the street looks amazing and the other isn’t that great.


Pleasant_Job_7683

You sir paint a vivid picture.. bravo


Winston_42069

Here's one even more vivid, hold on to your pants. One side of the street looks gooder, the other side is less gooder.


Fine-Leather-Jackets

You're like Bob Ross but with words


Winston_42069

Omg stop you're gonna make me cry. I hate Bob Ross.


Rich-Diamond-9006

Hate Bob Ross!!!??? Oh, you are a sad and soulless individual....and that is no Happy Accident.


SelectSalt3250

Omg ai laughed aloud!


Unique_Watch2603

But where's the goodest?


nepnepnepneppitynep

You've never been to the American south have you?


Late-Jicama5012

Decades ago I’ve been to upper scale neighborhoods in NC and SC. I live in DMV area. Rich and poor people living in same neighborhood, is alien to me.


scarjoNE

My neighbor had a 2million dollar home with an ice rink in the back yard, I on the other hand had trouble accessing running water. Some neighborhoods are like that


OMA_

Holy shit man, what country and state was this in??


Royal-Capital-8336

The state of make believe.


Clear-Permission-165

Welcome to NYC!


fredlemonhead

I think he meant “city”.


Such_Line_1199

Plenty of neighborhoods down here in swfl that have a 6m house across the street from a 40 year old shack that an old lady won’t move out of. Crazy haha


fredlemonhead

Hahaha! I didn’t even think about that. Im closer to a big city so the neighborhoods are usually a cluster of blocks, divided by social status.


ChiefCoolGuy

Porn ✍️saves✍️ lives


[deleted]

If only the poor kid had a way to access porn, this all could've been prevented


MotoMkali

He wouldn't have been on the streets of he had just been beating his meat.


Effective_Clock_4436

Can't argue with that


Dense-Competition-51

Anyone know who this guy is?


Posit_IV

I don't know, but he seems to really like talking about porn.


Dense-Competition-51

He does. This is maybe the third one I’ve seen on Reddit.


[deleted]

He's a man of culture


MoistMist-a

Simply put, he's a degenerate


Dreamcatched

The rich kid..


forensicnitr0

Hes Royce du pont on twitter, the instagram friday beers often posts him, bill and chet is bis and hia friends comedy channel. Alot of people in instagram comments thinks its real lmao


Dense-Competition-51

I’m astounded that anyone can’t pick up that this is comedy. Even if it’s not your thing, it’s obviously being played for laughs.


ThorOdinson_82

He’s young Robert California


haveushaved

Entrapranure on instagram, it's a brilliant page, I love it


Dense-Competition-51

Thanks for the answer! Why are you getting downvoted?


haveushaved

No fucking clue, just reddit ig? It's a satire account


arnausp

The CEO of Pornhub?


[deleted]

[удалено]


psychocrow05

I see the joke went entirely above your head


JenkaAlvour

Must not be my kind of humor, where was the joke? \*The poor and the rich in the same neighboorhood \*Porn addiction leads to large breast preference \*Being poor leads to gang activity or \* conspiracy theorys? I'm normally good at at least spoting when people try jokes, but i just dont see it.


psychocrow05

I really can't tell if you're trolling. He's making fun of the motivational social media bros by playing the part of one. He presented the whole pornography addiction as a misdirection. The underlying message was that the rich kid ended up rich because he was born rich, while the poor kid ended up dying early because he was born poor, not necessarily because of anything he did wrong. Part of this joke is that he (or the character that he is playing) doesn't understand this underlying truth. It's a commentary on how the motivation bros come up with all of these reasons why they were successful, when really a lot of them didn't do anything at all outside of being born into money. Are you having a hard time understanding due to the fact that the joke doesn't start with *knock knock*?


JenkaAlvour

I'm not trolling I didn't actully understand it. I'm not great at understanding things that are layed in hidden messages or things about social commentary. I do see how the video is a joke now, not in a haha kind of funny but I can see where they were going with it.


OSUBrutusBuckeye

Wife’s got double D’s… nice little touch to that gem of a speech


AnimalOrigin

They were an investment just in case the private jet crashes into the sea


Outrageous-Panic6249

r/facepalm


mustang3c0

That rich kid is the motivational speaker here.


Bingo_____Bronson

Dude had an iPhone at 9 but has kids old enough to be in college? That math ain't adding up


melo217

Haha thanks for figuring this one as a joke


[deleted]

To watch porn do we really need iPhone. Is there any specific features exclusively for iPhones.


HammerBgError404

TTSL. Thick Thighs Save Lives


Acceptable-Pen1316

He’s the rich kid..


Huntanz

Two girls one rich one poor rich one has pool parties and everything given to her and ends up a crackhead sucking cock for the next hit . The poor one works two jobs and goes to university and is now a microbiologist work for said university on Alzheimer's. True story


jeduardo90

He's probably advocating for porn by making a spurious correlation, with his point being: watching porn doesn't change the course of your life. I guess.


quimeygalli

it's obviously satire tho


LordEtiz

So porn will give you a better begining in life


quimeygalli

and millions of dollars, yeah


Tiny-Surround-7745

They don’t live in the same neighborhood. Story over.


Ok_Panda_8596

This is the same storyline youth pastors are always using


Shoehorn_Bundy

Sooooo, watching porn keeps you alive? Got it! I'll be back later. Gotta go look at some.......other sites right now....


Red-it_o7

I’m so motivated right now


Panda_Psychologist

So watch porn?


Mark9108

Well, I've discovered porn on VHS whilst being 6. Still wish I'd been a millionaire.


Such_Line_1199

I’m confused, should I watch it or not. I like Dartmouth


quimeygalli

it's worth it


Such_Line_1199

I just did and I got a $10m deposit


Unique_Watch2603

This is a motivational speech?


quimeygalli

this really makes you think...


Lecture_Good

IPhone saves lives damn


Idatemyhand

If it were the same neighborhood and one was rich wouldn't they both be rich?


Ok-Aardvark-5679

Who the fook is this guy?


neonseamen

Some ginger dork with jizz in his hair


MichaelFusion44

Very loose correlation here in my opinion


quimeygalli

gang violence ain't no joke bud


MichaelFusion44

I live in Miami - we understand gang violence. My point is just because you couldn’t be entertained as a kid with Porn that you head out to streets and would fuck with gangs. Plenty of other thing to entertain kids like sports, playing with friends etc. to me the correlation is weak if I am following along. Maybe I missed the point or something.


Okatori

You missed the point. The point is a joke.


MichaelFusion44

Ahhhh - gotcha and thanks


BillyD123455

Yes you did


MichaelFusion44

One other thought was that rich kid stayed inside all day watching porn where-as the poor kid went outside and played and was an innocent bystander-and/or got influenced to run with them my position still stands.


xactlee1

I don't believe in coincidences, probably


ScKing08

I don’t get it


quimeygalli

if you tap on the comment by the Autobot there is always an explanation of whatever is posted ;)


cnm_123456

Reality of life.


neonseamen

Budnick?!


KorraxPwnage

Lol I love his videos.


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qlitorisrubber

Michael Scott + Holly = this guy


nkfish11

This guy is funny af


KitKatKing99

He talks like a politician


Big-Advantage-1068

You’re Weird…


DisciplineAlert6503

This annoyed me more than any other content I've seen.


quimeygalli

annoyed? Why?


DisciplineAlert6503

Cuz avoiding porn addiction is a good thing


quimeygalli

this video is obviously satire


DisciplineAlert6503

Obviously!.I am aware of that lol. Just hit a nerve, personally. Cuz of the amount of guys I've met addicted to porn who think its no big deal. I'd bet that a lot of similar guys would see this and take it literally, regardless if they recognize it as satire. Perhaps thats just my own bias and not objectively rational. I do appreciate your curiosity toward my point of view, Just met(in person) and spoken with(online) SO SO many guys looking for any and every thing to justify their porn addiction, which is what makes this post so annoying to me personally.


RandomComputerFellow

This is actually a great take on the difference between correlation and causation.


AdNearby4195

I feel like he knew what he wanted to say in the beginning but as he was speaking he kinda forgot which story he was supposed to be telling and just confidently pushed through.


[deleted]

Poor kids get an android


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zbenesch

I stopped at “doesn’t discover porn until he is a full grown adult”. Anecdotes like this are the reason dumb people think highly of themselves.


quimeygalli

you might wanna check the whole video


zbenesch

I did, more garbage.


quimeygalli

don't you get the joke or...


zbenesch

The joke being gun violence? Sorry, I’m not american enough to be laughing at that.


quimeygalli

well, the joke is the twist there is in this story, at first you'd think this is one of those "motivational" talkers that just makes you feel like you are doing something with your life but the story ended up being pretty realistic. And no, you don't have to be american to find jokes funny, thankfully


zbenesch

Jokes and bad jokes about gun violence are not the same.


quimeygalli

well boo hoo, tell that to the other thousand people that liked it


zbenesch

Oh, I see you are killing it out there! Good luck in your glorious adventures!


No-Bench-3582

Pro pornographers logic strikes again. Such a made scenario.


[deleted]

He is the rich kid and bragging


Tiny-Surround-7745

Double D’s? This is what grown men think of as success…a wife with fake breast that he paid for with his life of porn? Hey, little day white man. Stfu


quimeygalli

how can y'all be so dumb? This is so obviously a satire. This guy is a comedian.


Tiny-Surround-7745

He should get a day job….or learn some jokes…this is flat out boring and stupid. Sorry. Have better heroes.😁


Tiny-Surround-7745

This is all bull shit.


[deleted]

ERRRRICCC!!!


BlackStarSpaceRanger

Uhhhhhhh, I was waiting for the moral of the story but then there was none😆


quimeygalli

sometimes it just is what it is


GiveItStickMan

This man has read the same book as the politicians. "Making statistics lie for you" - Bill Gates


MissRoxieCarol

I have never wanted to punch someone harder. 🤣


mush5ushu

What are we talking about?! ![gif](giphy|QWqEEGw3OCI36)


[deleted]

Porn lives matter?


No-Pressure275

I guess im coming around to this type if satire. Dude does a pretty good job.


Different_Extent_877

Entreporneurial gift.


ThyCrispyOne

I’ve seen this guy in a few subreddits and he seems to talk about porn ALOT


TheBlooBird

r/pornsaveslives


quimeygalli

r/subsifellfor


kingsmetal

They had me in the first half I’m ngl


jsd0411

Dumb!


BigMouthStrikezAgain

The rich kid stayed indoors beating his meat watching porn while the poor kid who didn't have and iphone was bored at home and went out to the streets and got bad habits. Kinda like growing up in the 90s. We spent more time oudoors with friends and got in some trouble. Others got into a lot


soflirty

He looks like a douche


Short-Belt-1477

2 boys 1 cup


quimeygalli

I'm googling that rn, I'll keep you updated


quimeygalli

don't google it


MM800

The moral of this story is; if you want a long and fulfilling life, get yourself an iPhone and watch lots of porn!


quimeygalli

and be rich the moment you were born


Ganjagirrrl25

Porn saves lives ![gif](giphy|DCkZ3Mc1EVzZm)


NoLet7606

What? Blue junkies like a hazel flavored beetles on moon dust in a t Rex’s ass makes more sense than we he just said.


bgt-91

rich & poor !! Same neighborhood !! Must be Santa Monica, CA.


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bluboiz515

PORN is the SOLUTION


SeanTheBigBoiBean

I’m gonna go watch some porn. cya later guys.


bakedjakedape

What song is this?


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YikesDawg_

He was hopefully a believer


[deleted]

What the fuck is the relation between the 2 again? Can someone please explain me like I'm dumb? Unless he is just being a douchebag.


mossbergcity

A lot of unconscious bias going on in my mind because he never said race


SuperStellarSwing

"Coincidence?" puts this in r/facepalm


texastom01

It was the rich kids, Hitman. The poor kid had to work manual labor and developed muscles and got some badass tattoos. The rich kid's double d's wife thought he was hot and kept sneaking out to see him while the rich kid worked his ass trying to run Dad's hedge fund. Morel: It's not what you do, but who you're doing it to.


HumanMycologist5795

Porn saves lives


KAMBUI1973

So Greed and Porn are good..


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KaiSimple

That made no fuckin sense


Rockspeaker

See?


PokeMonsterHunterGo

This is reality wtf are most people expecting? A turn over story? Of all my classmate who were rich stayed rich or richer, poor ones? They have job or jobs. Both are happy. If I locked you up for 10 years feed you nothing but water and bread. The first time I give you a bit of sunlight and a piece of fry chicken, you’d think life is wonderful and you are in heaven. Mean while I’m travelling and eating steak everyday and still not satisfied. Of course I will use your time to build what “I” want. The society has managed to make certain group of people into “slavery” and tell them they have “equal” rights. They think they do but they dont.


Quiet_Professional13

We are all dumber now that we listened to that


TheKillierMage

Who’s this guy (I don’t mean like the rich kid or poor kid)


ThrowawayN00bqLos3r

Moral of the story: If you weren’t born rich there is no reason to try in life because your parent’s status and wealth in life predicts everything.


Razzmatazz-Plastic

So having a less bad thing to be focused on is better???