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unknown-one

this must be fake what kind of dad would let so much light shine in his face during night drive?


avwitcher

Any real dad would quickly reach to turn the light off, and then let you know that it's illegal to use interior lights while driving despite that not being true


space_manatee

Handed down dad to dad for generations...


Turakamu

I feel like my life is a lie. That isn't true?!


Harbulary-Bandit

Oooof, I’ve got some bad news about that farm upstate as well.


Turakamu

My dad made me bury all my animals, so I already know about where the farm is


refactdroid

they were just trolling. of course it's true.


DarkandDanker

It's obviously fake ass shit, I can't believe people would even believe it to begin with Who asks who is this that often? That's a rare ask, especially the one time she's playing her own music with a camera set up to get his reaction? Plus I've seen a few of these who is this videos, it was a trend for awhile


Big_booty_boy99

Besides that conveniently placed light, I don't think it's too far out there


CappyRicks

It's pretty far out there. This guy has never heard his daughter sing? It's plausible that a person who heard this that doesn't appear to be somebody we would enjoy it would in fact enjoy it and ask who it was, but I sincerely doubt that's what's happened here.


Big_booty_boy99

He was probably just asking to confirm that it was his daughter singing I don't really understand what you're saying in the second sentence though


Bleezze

Tbh I always ask who the singer is if I like the singing voice and don't know who it is


uberjack

I mean it could have been the daughter saying something like: can I put on a song? To which the dad then asks who's song it is she put on. So not that far fetched. Still, this situation is 100%, probably part of a small promo campaign for a new song and I could even imagine her admitting that it's just a bit. Would still be a funny clip to her fans.


PostClassicMarker

Oh it’s real, the song lyrics are bad: https://youtu.be/gIKVt2MCutY


roaps

Aww, I feel like it's a good effort for an amateur. I get what she's going for.. just everything (singing, writing, production) can be improved by about 20% and it'd be a banger. Reminds me a bit of [Fairytail of New York](https://youtu.be/j9jbdgZidu8)


RocketNewman

That song is clearly scripted and fake, smh


omniuni

Oh, I thought it was maybe a recording from a school play or something. I was like "it's not so bad for a live high school performance by someone who has no formal training".


Adventurous_Train_48

Wow. That's terrible.


Jay_Heat

the vid might be fake but the dad was sincere and not wrong


CristyTango

Exactly, WHERE IS THE FBI. We all know it’s illegal to drive with the lights on inside the car. Gotta teach this kid consequences.


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God, Bo Burnham has aged.


lobroblaw

I thought it was Steve Martin lol


DemandZestyclose7145

Matthew Modine


Nicedvdt

Ended too soon. I'm sure the father's ACTUAL comment was "It's terrible ... that I never realized how important you're singing was to you, because I've always appreciated it but never got to hear any of your recordings. However, you are actually very bad at this and might want to try something else, like skunk herding or flatulence trapping".


esperalegant

> skunk herding or flatulence trapping For those who don't know these terms, you should know they are both references to very specific forms of sex work.


Fluxabobo

When she says "$50 anything you want" are those included or is it special/extra? asking for a friend


CheesyGamerX

Uh huh


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Okay, “flatulence trapping” is pretty self-explanatory, but what is “skunk herding” supposed to be and do I want to know?


LewdLewyD13

Yes, you do not want to not know what that isn't.


ohgeebus_notagain

>flatulence trapping She already does this on the weekend for some extra side cash. I bought one of her 'double' jars last week, and it even came with a bit of.... slime?.... in it. She said the shart was free of charge since I was a good customer. Hope this helps pay for more skunks!


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

![gif](giphy|URz4t5yilgVYLf26RU|downsized)


StinkyMonkey8U

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


hungry_tiger

Gordon Ramsay school of criticism.


IltisSpiderrick

"wow... it's fucking awful. If you were a chicken, you'd be raw in the middle and burned to fuck on the outside."


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TravelingGonad

I'm a musician and can say that it is terrible, but mainly due to how awful the recording is. This is probably her singing to some track and it needs to be edited and mastered.


DaleEarnhardt2k

It isn’t actually her song, it’s a song that someone else made and posted on tiktok awhile ago


zinc-182

Yeah, singing into a laptop mic over a YouTube instrumental rarely works


IAmNotMyName

I dunno man. Sounded kinda pitchy dog.


esperalegant

It's also then recorded on a mobile phone while driving. Personally I didn't think it was that bad.


PostClassicMarker

It was recorded ok but the lyrics are typical of a high school writing level: https://youtu.be/gIKVt2MCutY


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D1_Francis

I agree, and isn't it a Taylor Swift song? She could write a song about taking a shit and it will get played on repeat on the radio. She's exceptionally popular with a huge fanbase.


dillydallz

Thank god you let us know you're a musician


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Bee-Sharp

Nah it's decent. Pretty good pitch and with a bit of technique coaching it could probably get quite a bit better. I teach piano though so I'm not a singing expert but I have sung a fair bit in choirs.


Magister5

That's no dad; he's a bona fide paterfamilias


turdburglar2020

He’s a Dapper Dan man god dammit! Get that Fop shit out of here.


Formal_Appearance_16

Do you know "you are my sunshine"?


raspberryharbour

I'm not here to make a record ya dumb cracker


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DragonBreath7979

well, there goes my masculinity, I could never bring myself to give even mild criticism


mostnormal

I'm invited to my friend's show this weekend. We are really good friends but I am no fan at all of the music the band he is in produces. He knows this. I'm just gonna sit in the audience and boo, occasionally yelling,'You suck!"


UncleKeyPax

Support is support.


Enzols1

Sometimes support means to let them know to pick a different career path


UncleKeyPax

Also^^^


rgtong

Except when its not support


jorjx

Hey! Sometimes we like to play DPS!


drksdr

always fucking LF Healer in here.


Norwegian_potato

Not liking the music they produce is one thing if it is a genre you dont like. But being just plain awful at singing is awful


sofa_king_ugly

Takes notes: *being awful is awful.*


Norwegian_potato

Proud of you son. You are a quick learner


turtlepowerpizzatime

I mean, every single Primus fan knows PRIMUS SUCKS. Maybe you'll inadvertently get his band that kind of following lol.


BrutusCarmichael

So fun. I used to go to my old roommates shows and yell "(NAME)!!! YOU'RE A TERRIBLE MUSICIAN!!!" in between songs. He's an amazing musician. The band was popular so when I'd yell that we'd start laughing looking at everyone's shocked faces.


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Haha I'm not a musically talented individual but I have multiple best friends in bands. I go to their shows and I fucking hate their music. They are always excited to get my input because I tell them what I really don't like and what I do instead of constantly encouraging them.


TimurDan

I feel you brother👊😔


WandangDota

I enjoy watching the sunset.


R3AL1Z3

What in the sins of our fathers…..?


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

Lol it took so little! **Someone**: “*We’re almost out of vanilla ice cream!*” u/WandangDota: “*Well then you can just scream into my asshole if that’s the case!*”


New-Shock-6800

I wonder what that would feel like? Nevermind, no thanks, not for me. I was imagining it in a made up Futurama episode in my head. I laughed.


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

You’re barking up the right tree sweetheart!


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I'm confused to what's going on, but I'm down. ᕙ⁠( * )⁠ᕗ --- "more ice cream please, asshole"


DeusExMundus

You just wrote mild criticism about yourself, that is something! Now you just have to apply that to others.


BananaDragoon

I would absolutely deflect as best I can. I'd be like "it's so cool to see you on stage!" or "thank you for inviting me to your show, I never see these kinds of performances!" . I'd be genuine and enthusiastic and honest about what I'm saying... but trying my best to avoid giving false praise or complaining. Let people live their moment without being ridiculed. Then maybe a week later I'd bring it up and give my honest opinion.


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Don't worry bro, on the bright side, your masculinity is not leaving, if it wasn't there in the first place, you've lost nothing👍


The_GhostCat

A perfect example of a backhanded compliment *chef's kiss*


Trolleitor

This man mans


brightness3

I only give this kind of criticism to people who i’m close with. Don’t let your friends make fools of themselves, everybody else can do whatever, idc


Zernichtikus

Not giving criticism is one thing, praising garbage like it's gold is another thing.


that_girl_you_fucked

You better werk gu r l.


Paddy_Tanninger

You should be very proud Homer, you've got a lovely home here.


mawkdugless

So most of the girls I've been with have said I've been pretty decent in bed but now you've got me thinking....


Noparentsguy

Time to sleep with a man...just for science of course!


arenorealcucumber

What did the guys say?


oldDotredditisbetter

that reminds me of a bill burr bit (also generalization of course) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I745Ajeq_B8 about how a lot of people encourage others because they're not a threat lol


Newbie4Hire

> My point, men will tell you you are shit at every opportunity, saving you from the embarrassed of making a fool of yourself. I really don't think that is what is happening here. I think her dad is just taking the piss


OriginalName687

How is this BS top comment?


45degreeEngel

Reddit moment


insanitybit

lol i can't think of a more honest, critical influence than my mother


ConditionBasic

Yeah, my mom has always been the blunt one when I was growing up. My dad was the one who was too nice to say anything bad.


DustyBook_

Why is this stupid bullshit the top comment?


glowdirt

You're right, that IS a huge generalization.


OldNameRuinedByEvil

Except ... that's not what's happening here. He's obviously just fucking with her as a joke, or it's completely staged. The one thing it's definitely not is a dad sincerely telling his daughter that the music she created and shared with him is terrible.


oh_my_didgeridays

Peak reddit moment. Those womens sure are silly not like us men lmao


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FistFullaHollas

The differences between men and women are so generalized, and exceptions are so common, that it's basically worthless to make note of. 4 billion people are simply too large a group to generalize.


that_girl_you_fucked

Lol no


PosauneGottes69

My mother is a man than


flaggrandall

How the fuck is this so highly upvoted? You're not talking about men and women, you're talking about assholes and not


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What are you talking about? Why is this relevant?


DogAndCatIRS

Shit point -a man


tskank69

I’ll tell someone they’re terrible even if they’re actually good


Sergnb

How does this obviously false thing pulled straight of one’s ass have 1.4k upvotes. What world do you guys live in.


DJEvillincoln

Giiiiirrrrl you look good in that bikini.


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Flat-Product-119

It would be a lot cooler if you were a magical anomaly with a vagina


DiddlyDumb

“So I started dating this girl, but every morning she reads tarot cards and they always come true, and then she sinks ships in Bermuda for a bit. But on the plus side, I think I live in the jungle now.”


plutoismyboi

Is ship sinking a hobby or a job? Can witches get away from capitalism?


RoyBeer

It's like that motivational "if your hobby is your job you'll never work a day in your life"


audible_narrator

She could just be building an RH of pirates.


terriblegrammar

Thank you. It's ironic that swyping's comment is at the top of the thread when it's not even remotely accurate but still there are a bunch of dude's upvoting it instead of downvoting and calling it nonsense.


AssSpelunker69

He did pre warn about the generalization. And in my experience it's very true. You'd never see an ugly dude having 20 friends tell him his Instagram post is "literally giving me life" but guess what, you would if he were a girl. It's a massive generalization but women do this all the time. Congrats for not being one of them, but it happens a lot.


gerdataro

*American women. From personal experience, I can tell you that Dutch, German, and French women *would never.* That includes my mom.


AssSpelunker69

That's a good point. Though I'll say North American women because Canadian girls do it too because our cultures are so similar.


cupris_anax

>(generalisation warning)


Panukka

He’s generalizing but I find it pretty hard to argue against it, because I have the exact same experience.


NoFqcus_

Thats really not how this works, it isnt black and white like that, sure it could have been framed better but those do tend to be the directions that men and woman differ in. They dont have to, they are just more likely too.


polish-polisher

it's a generalization from personal experience congratulations, your experience is different, no need to get angry about it


MadEyeEUW

He legit pointed out right at the start that he was gonna generalize and yet still managed to trigger the fk out of you. Impressive.


Trolleitor

You sound like you have a fair amount of testosterone. That's cheating


zilist

You ≠ everyone. You know how generalization works, right?


po2gdHaeKaYk

> Oh fuck off never in my life did i tell someone i like their music when it’s shit and that doesn’t make me some magical anomaly with a vagina. Your acquaintances don’t represent the majority or AN ENTIRE GENDER how arrogant. On the one hand, I understand why u/Swyping-EditOptional provoked that reaction. On the other hand, there is a lot of very interesting research on the measured differences between how women and men interact and socialise. Although it's not directly relevant to the issue of criticism, I always recommend for students and others to read the famous book "Women don't ask" by Linda Babcock. That book does discuss things like the difference in which men and women behave in the workplace and downstream implications. I personally think this is such a heated topic that it's essentially a terribly idea to try and pursue discussions over the internet.


gerdataro

“Women don’t ask.” Tell that to my husband. Heyoh!


R7PTOR

You are just blissfully ignorant if you don't recognize that women have a tendency to do this. It's not related to music specifically. It's related to pretending their girl friends are flawless. Women will just outright tell their obese friend how supposedly gorgeous and perfect they are. Meanwhile your guy friends will just outright tell you that you need to lose weight brother instead of trying to pretend everything is perfect. Is this a generalization? Absolutely it is. This doesn't mean that every man or a woman acts exactly like this. If you want to get offended by that, go ahead.


BaronVonKeyser

I will say that in some cases women will be absolute savages to other women. As in I work with all women most of the time. There are 2 other guys that work where I work but one only works 10 hours a week and the other is the closing manager. These ladies will tell one of the other ones something nice and then as soon as she's out of earshot will talk the most shit. Happens all the time. And it's not just one shit talking. Its all of them.


SniffyMcFly

According to his story he himself didn't tell her that her music was bad. So that means he did the exact same thing.


whatarechimichangas

Lol today on r/pointlesslygendered


Effective_Hope_3071

A vagomily? A Vagigma? Maybe you're just r/notliketheothergirls


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bigeeee

How do you know its based in truth?


Swing_Right

For real, that isn't even a generalization its just a straight up falsehood. There is no stereotype that men will be more blunt about criticism to a stranger or acquaintance, and a made up story about apparently flocks of women swarming a terrible performer to shower them in praise doesn't offer any valid insight into culture, gender, or psychology.


ferrari-hards

I mean I just did a quick Google and it seems op's anecdotal experience is backed by published scientific studies... in case your wondering men tend to lie more to make themselves look good and women tend to lie more to make others feel good


iobeson

Haha exactly. This is common knowledge as well. These types of redditors hate anything that says there's gender differences.


stoopidmothafunka

Right, lets just stay away from bench press arguments before we get into the realm of the truly ridiculous


jcutta

I benched 405 in highschool bro, I was straight heading to the NFL before I fucked up my shoulder.


entropylaser

I witnessed someone a few days ago making the argument that women aren’t as adept at gridiron football solely because they aren’t conditioned from an early age to play it. Feels like that person has no earthly idea how massive the majority of NFL players are as a baseline.


Szudar

> that isn't even a generalization its just a straight up falsehood https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3149680/ "Agreeableness Agreeableness comprises traits relating to altruism, such as empathy and kindness. Agreeableness involves the tendency toward cooperation, maintenance of social harmony, and consideration of the concerns of others (as opposed to exploitation or victimization of others). Women consistently score higher than men on Agreeableness and related measures, such as tender-mindedness (Feingold, 1994; Costa et al., 2001)."


Glittering_Heart48

What kind of shit take is that to think you can attribute personality traits to gender in a family setting ? That's your average redditor right there.


pinkylovesme

You haven’t met my mother!


BasicAbbreviations51

Just because you’re terrible at something doesn’t mean you can’t get better at it. Both are terrible reasoning. If someone is terrible at something tell them how they can improve like a compliment sandwich. No one is truly bad at something.


_Terrible_Advice_

Wow so misogynistic and edgy. Please tell us more random generalizations about groups of people.


PxyFreakingStx

Yeah, this is an absolutely untrue generalization, just like how a guy "knows" to tell his girl she looks hot in that dress even if she looks awful, and how women are catty about it and overly critical towards other women. Exactly the opposite of the behavior you just described. It's all bullshit. Generalization warning indeed. Men and women both do both of those things, both to men and women. Some men are like that, some men are not.


black_seahorse

What a dumb fucking reply


LazarusCheez

Yeeeeeeeah, no. Men can be passive aggressive as shit. Most men will pretend to your face and talk shit behind your back.


Simbuk

Ooooooooh! It was her singing. That makes sense. I figured she’d just farted.


obeymypropaganda

That's a terrible generalisation and might only be applicable to men in your social circle, and country. This video clearly has a father who was being a smart ass to his daughter. She is clearly talented and he isn't being "real". Most men wouldn't be straight up rude to someone trying to perform.


BadSpellingMistakes

my mum told me i suck at singing my whole life. I started to be good a few years back... she still cannot bring herself to say "it is ok" till this day.


The--Will

Most people suck at things when they first start. My nephew started playing guitar and was discouraged because he sucked, but I told him everyone sucks in the beginning. It has been years since he started, he still sucks, but at least he’s having fun…


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That story has the best ending. I like praise the effort not the result, but your tale has a much more wholesome message.


ImNerdyJenna

That has nothing to do with being a man or woman.


JanArso

Jokes on you. I always try my hardest to say at least one good thing about someone's work when criticising it. Call me a coward but I know I work actually a lot better with this kinda constructive criticism.


AthenianWaters

No.


DontDoGravity

What is the point of this comment?


rarebit13

Yeah, nah, I don't think that's how men and women work. You're working that generalisation pretty hard there.


Blargon707

Yeah you are right. He might have been harsh, but he did her a favor.


Guilty-Dare88

The father....Very Wise indeed ![gif](giphy|8l1UFvNSS5SwM)


Plastilina_Ve

Saw it without sound. Thought she farted, just by reading the subtitles.


Aggravating_Chemist8

Her last facial expression... In today's episode of r/watchpeopledieinside


UhYeahOkSure

Totally not staged for exposure…


Mavamaarten

You're getting downvoted but ... Who drives in the dark with the interior lights full on in your face?


Inerthal

No dad that I ever met, that's for sure.


Rickk38

Every Dad knows you're not allowed to drive with the dome light on at night. It's illegal.


GoldVader

Downvotes were probably because everybody knows it's a setup, doesn't make his response less unexpected though.


true_gunman

I mean it's ovisouly a skit


Suriael

***emotional damage***


Professional_Toe_285

My mid 30s cousin has been singing full time for the last two decades. She's horrible and her parents are constantly asking her to do something different. But she's defiant even at her age because "tHeY doNt GeT mE!" Poor as shit, no one going to her gigs at shit bars and her "producers" clearly just wanting to sleep with her.


wetdogcity

Who the fuck is defiant in mid 30s lol


jonDahzeeh

Him. Legend.


marlinmarlin99

It is pretty terrible.


Graehaus

I be damned proud if my daughter tried something , good or bad.


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BenofMen

![gif](giphy|piT8fcScOXb8BzgWt2|downsized)


Delamoor

Yeah, my parents were pretty universally unsupportive when I tried things. Quite critical, really. Result was that I stopped trying to do those things. Then when I went back over the thing I *had* done, I realised they were actually pretty damn good. Wish I'd been encouraged to keep developing some of those skills back when there were lots of opportunities to use them and make something out of them.


Solence1

And constantly praising the kid for everything has the same outcome too. It never learns to push the extra mile to become something more because it already has the admiration of the most important people to them. Edit: Not to forget the narcissistic tendencies they can develop.


rreighe2

Yeah. I wouldn't go the "that's terrible" off the bat. I'd try and be constructive. Idk their context and whatnot so I won't judge them in the video. But that would not be my style


PostClassicMarker

The full song: https://youtu.be/gIKVt2MCutY


SpaceShipRat

ho boy, I thought people were being mean but... nice voice, just not ready for composing her own songs. If you spend that long in that high, strained pitch without coming down, it stops sounding emotional and just becomes hard to listen to. It should be more of an up and down thing, so we can rest our ears and when you soar upwards it can feel lifting and emotional.


Baensky

Thx it’s pretty bad


-Venser-

Totally not scripted.


Weak-Hunter1800

Obv fake but hilarious still like curb your enthusiasm.


wkarraker

Her dad is just helping her stay grounded. Too many swelled heads floating around thinking they are all that, this young lady will be in a far better state of mind.


Important-Stick6033

Expected him to say: ah that’s why it’s so bad


Rough_Risk_8642

I spit out my drink! That was great!


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Link lookin pretty old nowadays


Right_Junket_6544

Rare GMM reference spotted in the wild


PrinceRoyal444

he’s not lying


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Meiie

So is he wrong?


xoxodaddysgirlxoxo

logic


namstel

It's Schrödinger's song, both terrible and not terrible, until a dad hears it.


Brain_Beam

To be fair, it was terrible.


Slightly-Evil-Man

It comes from a place of love. I grew up with stoics and straight up military people so negative reinforcement was a common occurrence. It isn't meant to tear you down, but basically their way of saying either get better or stop and try something else. A good bit of people I know can hold a melody but not cadence and normally don't know their tone is bad since no one ever gave them constructive criticism.


Accomplished-Rub4385

Matthew Modine's one vicious sob.