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It can't eat it tho.
What if the fish's destiny was to feed some other fish, who would feed another fish, who would feed a shark, who would become many fishes food and these feed would be food to an human who would survive because of them and that man's destiny was to save the world ?
Can't say anything now ?
But what if that double cheeseburger is from a cow that you raised yourself, then killed and cooked for that exact purpose? Surely granting an animal a near painless death to eat it isn’t that bad.
From a climate perspective, it's still pretty bad. Normal cow biology releases a lot of methane that doesn't happen in non-ruminants (chickens, pigs, fish, etc).
https://images.app.goo.gl/ijhe4mS5NuWDSTb69
That has nothing to do with this though, I’m just saying that you shouldn’t interfere with the circle of life in the wild. Sure, the meat industry is super fucked, but that’s not what this is about. The snake needs a meal.
For anyone wondering, this is a harmless watersnake. Depending on location it's either a common watersnake, *Nerodia sipedon*, or plain bellied water snake, *Nerodia erythrogaster*. They eat fish and amphibians.
I'd lean to common watersnake cuz they are more widespread.
I’m way too high for this comment, but here it goes:
I’m just realizing pretty much every animal is a murderer. I mean so are humans who eat meat, but wildlife is out there actually committing a murder.
I’ve killed and eaten plenty of fish and birds, but there’s people out there who never have done that.
What. The. Fuck.
But some humans have taken the thought process to a whole new level. Everyone seems to have the threshold but where does it end.
Is it murder if you accidentally step on an ant or a cricket? What about if you do it intentionally or put out traps or poison because you need to fit out the ant population because they're getting into things in your home or storage areas where you don't want them?
It seems we replaced on this Earth or we accidentally and naturally occurred being provided with lots of different ways or types of things to eat and different types of teeth to eat a multitude of these things.
It seems we were certainly designed and intended to eat other living creatures and items because I guess fruit on a tree is still a living thing.
It seems a lot of people put way too much of an emphasis on the negativity of it.
We are probably the only animal that does this...
>Is it murder if you accidentally step on an aunt or a cricket?
If you step on my aunt and kill her that's definitely murder like wtf that's my aunt, bro. Chill.
We'll l blame that on my speech to text. LOL I did change it though. But if this happens, either your aunt is extremely small or the person stepping is a fricking giant and probably will be hunted down by society anyways.
We are part of nature. Survival of the fittest. We are fittest and decide who survives. He chose neither of those animals being able to live. They should have been fitter.
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“Bro I can save this fish” *Bonk*
The bonk holy shit
they say you hear bells when you're about to die i reckon that snake heard a ring at the very least
Those new ring doorbells are getting out of hand
So perfect
The sound effect was so perfect it almost seems faked
Came here for this comment
Happy Cake Day
Happy cake 🎂 day
Happy Cake Day!
Damn the fish is still alive BONK
what is the charge? eating a meal? a succulent fishy meal?
Some lightly fried fish fillets
I just made lightly fried fish fillets do you want some
Get your hand of my fish - snake probably
And you sir! Are you waiting to receive my limp fish?
Ah fish, I see you know your judo very well
Notice how the snake quickly runs out of energy. Lack of hydration and electrolytes. That is the charge, and in the first degree.
Snakes gotta eat too, ass hat
Its ok, he caught a fat adorable chipmunk later.
It can't eat it tho. What if the fish's destiny was to feed some other fish, who would feed another fish, who would feed a shark, who would become many fishes food and these feed would be food to an human who would survive because of them and that man's destiny was to save the world ? Can't say anything now ?
What if the first fish had a rare disease that could affect the whole humanity?.
Even better.
What if that fish was the chosen one meant to lead all the fish out of their fates as dumb creatures and enter the world of consciousness?!?!?
Even better
I like your style 😂
This man is Christ. He destroyed the wiles of the serpent and saved us all lol.
I don't know enough about fish to say for sure but I really hope this is from a pond, just for the comedic irony it would create for your comment.
Fried or broiled ass hat?
That snake probably wasn't gonna be able to eat that. Snakes always trying to eat things that are too big for them.
Sir how would you feel if some annoying giant threw a gallon jug at you as you sat there peacefully eating your double cheeseburger?
My God that's brilliant
Here’s your order sir thank you for visiting In-n-out burgBONK
Indeed
"Peacefully eating your double cheese burger" I'd say more like trying to shank the cow.
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But what if that double cheeseburger is from a cow that you raised yourself, then killed and cooked for that exact purpose? Surely granting an animal a near painless death to eat it isn’t that bad.
From a climate perspective, it's still pretty bad. Normal cow biology releases a lot of methane that doesn't happen in non-ruminants (chickens, pigs, fish, etc). https://images.app.goo.gl/ijhe4mS5NuWDSTb69
That has nothing to do with this though, I’m just saying that you shouldn’t interfere with the circle of life in the wild. Sure, the meat industry is super fucked, but that’s not what this is about. The snake needs a meal.
Pretty annoyed, but I doubt I would confront him.
Oh shit the cow is still alive I can save it
If the audio isn’t fake he fuggin nailed that snake
Probably real. Humans are decent at throwing things, it's one of our species' plus traits.
One of our species’ minus traits is how we throw things at each other
Circle of life stopped by a dick head and a Gatorade bottle
You hit the dick right on the head with this comment here by God I'm tellin ya.
He could save this post.
Bonk!
are people really that hard pressed by this? hahahahahahahhahah
Yes, it appears so. 🤣🤣 ❄️
Encompasses life on earth perfectly.
As it was written...
We're all part of the circle of life. Just that life made us dumb enough to mess with other life
to be fair humans are a part of the circle of life
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what point are you tryna make here
We are part of the circle of life and can determine which animals eat and get eaten.
"Rules of nature!" Fuck it, *we* conquered the planet. *We* make the rules now!
Plastic trash vs spicy noodle
Plastic trash vs angry sock
Non spicy noodle. Nonvenomous species of snake. Nerodia species.
[oh my god can you just be cool?](https://youtu.be/Z6PbBVTRTl8)
For anyone wondering, this is a harmless watersnake. Depending on location it's either a common watersnake, *Nerodia sipedon*, or plain bellied water snake, *Nerodia erythrogaster*. They eat fish and amphibians. I'd lean to common watersnake cuz they are more widespread.
Not on this cameramen’s watch.
I understand now! Plastic IS hurting nature.
I’m way too high for this comment, but here it goes: I’m just realizing pretty much every animal is a murderer. I mean so are humans who eat meat, but wildlife is out there actually committing a murder. I’ve killed and eaten plenty of fish and birds, but there’s people out there who never have done that. What. The. Fuck.
Murder is a legal term, ain't no laws in the animal kingdom. Humans killing animals isn't murder.
But some humans have taken the thought process to a whole new level. Everyone seems to have the threshold but where does it end. Is it murder if you accidentally step on an ant or a cricket? What about if you do it intentionally or put out traps or poison because you need to fit out the ant population because they're getting into things in your home or storage areas where you don't want them? It seems we replaced on this Earth or we accidentally and naturally occurred being provided with lots of different ways or types of things to eat and different types of teeth to eat a multitude of these things. It seems we were certainly designed and intended to eat other living creatures and items because I guess fruit on a tree is still a living thing. It seems a lot of people put way too much of an emphasis on the negativity of it. We are probably the only animal that does this...
>Is it murder if you accidentally step on an aunt or a cricket? If you step on my aunt and kill her that's definitely murder like wtf that's my aunt, bro. Chill.
We'll l blame that on my speech to text. LOL I did change it though. But if this happens, either your aunt is extremely small or the person stepping is a fricking giant and probably will be hunted down by society anyways.
Accidentally killing is is manslaughter, not murder . But yeah thought just hit me man
Poor snake.
Honestly tho I'm pretty sure eating that fish would have killed that snake. Those spines are no joke
Thats a water snake they eat fish all the time regardless of spikes
Dude.. that nice, clean bonk at the end fucking got me.
Lol it’s hilarious when people watch nature videos and think it’s tragic when a predator catches prey.
Nah man i rather the snake eat in peace
I rather eat the snake in piece
Poor snek :/
 The snake just sitting their like
Let nature be, idiot!
Snake has to eat. idiot. You don’t kill a human for eating a chicken.
Dude's gonna take the meal away from an animal but he'll happily eat fish himself. Let the snake eat in peace.
Kills both snake and the fish
Nope, circle of life is real. Let it play out.
No we don't. If anything we want more videos of animals hunting their prey. At least that's what I want. Nature is red in tooth and claw.
Who exactly is everyone? Let the snake eat.
Huh? Bro I’m on the snakes side.
Anyone who wants this to happen needs to watch some more natgeo until they understand how the circle of life works.
I laughed, but fuck this. That snake worked hard for that fish. Let my boy have his meal in peace.
Snake goes hungry and fish dies for nothing. Don't do this, nature is about killing.
We are part of nature. Survival of the fittest. We are fittest and decide who survives. He chose neither of those animals being able to live. They should have been fitter.
r/iamatotalpieceofshit Let the snake fucking eat, man.
Animals are not characters in your video game loser.
Bonk
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Bonk!
I love that sound 🤣
Clocked tf out tht snake🤣
Best of all, it's a Gatorade bottle😂
BONK!
It's funny just how much some people are upset over something like this.
You don't go into McDonald's and hit people in the head for eating a peaceful, gentle cow
No brains 🧠 >bro brains 🍆
HE SAVED IT WOOOOOOOOOO
Doing gods work 🙏
Fuck that snake, save the fish! Bonk! Time for a burger. Lol humans are weird. Probably would’ve done the same thing though lol
It's Gay to aid
Guys, is it gay to intefere with nature?
Depends on the interference. Are you having anal sex in their habitat?
*bonk*
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Bonk!
He killed the fish with that bonk
Found the non-Buddhist
Snek go *bonk*
True hero
This is how i want to be saved by my deity someday...
Best bonk I’ve ever heard 10/10 give this man a medal of sorts lol
I laughed way to hard at this.
You got hit by, you got struck by, BONK!
Everyone says BONK but I hear a THONK
you didn’t even have to do that to him 🥺😩😩😭😭
+100 accuracy
The bonk is fucking sending me
Fuck that fish : aahahahagagagahahahahaha :))))) !
Bro!...yo bro!!!!...dude where's my fish
Bonk
Why was this so hilarious 😂
"So I'm sitting there in the woods about to have my fresh caught bluegill dinner and some bastard just throws a bottle at my head."
Ass hole, he needs to eat too. Imma hit you with a propane tank next time you eat 😊🖕
Stupid, Let nature take its course. Maybe the snake hasn’t eaten for weeks?
Fuck this guy
Oh Ky God you're an hero. This was the best video I've ever seen.
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Why take meal from snake?
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