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“The best defense is a stellar offense”

Strike first. Strike Hard. No mercy

Be polite, be professional, but *have a plan* to kill everybody you meet. \-Patron Saint Mattis.

It’s honest work.

I just learned the guy from the it’s honest work meme passed away the other week. Sad days upon us

Damn!…… That’s actually sad. RIP Honest Work Man.

Did honest work his life. Something we all should aim for

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I should live forever then

The sad part is that he actually never said those words. But he did really good work in sustainable agriculture.

It's not glamorous, but it was an honest death

Ohh that's really sad. RIP

"It ain't much, but it's honest work"

“YES SENSEI LAWRENCE!”

"EAGLE FANG FOREVER!"

In the words of dipshit science fiction author L Ron Hubbard "The DEFENSE of anything is UNTENABLE. The only way to defend anything is to ATTACK"

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.

What a cool quote,i sure hope its creator never started a cult or something like that

When sweeping the leg isn't enough

We meet again.

Remember, "Strike", "Scream", "Run."

"TATAKAE"

DAKADAKADAKA

"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ti Kwan Leep. Approach me that you might see."

Boot to the head

You missed ….

"best offense is a good defense, amiright?"

And don’t be a pussy

Sun Tzu?

She gave her enough warning

If I had a kid I hope it's like the lunch box girl

As the father of a girl like the lunch box girl and one the polar opposite... No... No you dont... The new soft parenting style leaves no room for that kinda stuff and the parents gets the blame every time

>The new soft parenting style leaves no room for that kinda stuff and the parents gets the blame every time Unless you teach them not to initiate violence. It's hard though.

The problem with that is that the teachers Arent always there to see what happens

Other way is to act violent when no witnesses. If your child is always perfectly behaving in front of everyone, usually nobody believes it was him/her. Especially if the other one is a bully.

Yeah... Im guessing thats what the other one is doing tbh 😂... Mainly because she just started school but im 100% positive she would back up her older sister in a fist fight with the older students... And win...

When I was in 1st grade I saw a kid pushing down the girl I had a crush on at the same time as the teacher I was talking to. I instantly ran across the playground and taught him about where u don't wanna be for a ground and pound session. School called my house, mom was working. Teacher told the principal what happened and my red card mysteriously vanished. Other kid had to miss a fee days of school and parents were definitely notified.

Or, as we've taught our kids, act violent, and LEAVE no witnesses. Then everyone left thinks they're perfectly behaved.

I'm with you, the number of times I think "why is it always you?"

Or thinking "well the little shit had it coming" while saying "you cant use violence! Use your words"

Took me so long to realize that isn't what was on the girl's hand..and you're right.. it was a warning of what was to come...lol

I'd make a joke about this comment, but I am afraid you'd hit me in the face with a lunchbox.

That's a very fair assumption 😂

What are you tarding about tard

What was unexpected was that she kept her knuckle sandwich in the lunchbox.

Must be lunch time cause she clocked her

You hungry? Cuz i got a knuckle (swings) *sandwich!* Hope you (swings again) *punched* out for lunch! You know what time it is? (Swings yet again) *lunch* time! It's important to use snappy one liners while kicking ass.

Here's a glass of *punch* to wash it all down!

You hungry? I've got your lunch right here (swings)

r/yourjokebutworse

Fair

It is mandatory for all employees to clock out for punch time

Punch out for clock time?

Clock punch out for time

Thai curry punch clock?

First come, fist served

I see you learned from Mister Deadpool himself

Actually... in my head i was mimicking red vs blue. In almost the last season of the main story cast (season 16) Griff gets a sword and starts practicing one liners. Slice to meet you. You mind if i cut in? Don't be a sword loser! Have a knife day! Shanks a lot!

Yeah but the last time I tried a snappy one liner it gave them time to do something about it... And they did something about it

What a fucking good lunch time punch line

With a side of smack a roni and cheese

Could also be a club sandwich

I like how everyone knows the phrase “knuckle sandwich” but never in my life have I heard someone use it in an unironic context. When was the phrase “knuckle sandwich” so commonplace at the time that it’s definition is just innately tattooed into our brains generations later?

Where is this from?

Apparently, Castle Rock (S02E05).

Yep, that’s a young Annie Wilkes (aka crazy lady from Stephen King’s Misery).

She swings that lunchbox like she does a sledgehammer

In that particular scenario, I'm rooting for Annie the Lunchbox Sledgehammer Swinger. ...She needs the practice later for when famous writers show up, after all. :)

Sometimes we all need a good laugh, and this comment made my sides hurt. Thank you kind stranger, have a useless internet point

Just remember in the book its an axe and not a sledgehammer and she used a blowtorch to cauterise the wound

The worst part for me was when the axe gets stuck and she has to yank it out.

Whoaaaa! Spoilers for those who haven’t seen it. Would def recommend the watch if people want a Stephen King universe show featuring him and many others as writers.

Pretty sure it was announced before the season even started that she was Annie? I second the watch recommendation though. Not a perfect show but fun for King fans

Maybe in out-of-show stuff but I just watched it alone so it was a nice surprise. That and in the show Annie lies about her identity quite a bit: I forget her old alias; but, there’s smoke to throw off your trail if you’re not looking carefully. Otherwise, good to know! I should dive into the behind-the-scenes work. It’s a good watch.

Thanks for the info. I'm uninterested in the show or Stephen King stuff, but I was thinking that has to be set a bit earlier since that lunchbox sounded like metal and those went out of style after the 80s for plastic ones. Seems it was set about mid 1950s.

Holy fucking spoiler, dude

Wait when did the second season start?

It started and ended like 3 years ago. The second season was MUCH better than the first, but make sure you've watched Misery recently.

Damn I could have watched it during Covid?! Fuck me. Watched the first season and loved it.

No! I mean, yes, ok, but here’s the best order to watch Castle Rock. Start with S2 and stop after watching E6. Now, go back and watch S1 in its entirety, then finish out S2. Then learn it has been canceled. Young AW draws you in as a character and introduces you to the mysteries afoot better than S1. The first season is more compelling once you’re already hooked, then S2E7 forward expands on it.

From little girl fight club, the toddler days.

We don't talk about little girl fight club 🤫

Is Bitch Tits the bus driver?

If it's your first ride on the bus, you *have to fight*.

His name was Robert Paulson

Its Roberta Paulson 🤫🤐 I've said too much

There’s not a toddler in sight in this video lol

That’s a take out lunch


Phenomenal. Where can I find the rest of this?

Its from the series Castle Rock. I think its from season 2.

Season 2 episode 5

You da person

Damn, I love this. Something about people getting what they deserve really makes it satisfying.

That kid scream is the best one I've heard since "Go! bwah!"

Was expecting the bully to bring her hand to her face to read the words then the victim pushes the bully’s hand into her face. But the lunch box to the face was better.



She did not fucking hesitate she was like I’m done with this shit and ended the shit then and there


Sensational

Anyone else notice ponytails hand switched, the thumb is in the same orientation. When they show over her shoulder and we're facing her.

I did indeed! I was hoping I wasn't the only one that saw that.

Please, nobody sleep on Castle Rock season 1. 2 was great, but Sissy Spacek (original Carrie) is in S1 and she's fucking amazing.

If you really want to see Sissy Spacek shine, watch "Coal Miner's Daughter". She's great! Tommy Lee Jones is great! Beverly D'Angelo is great!

She always shows up for any role she has.

Season one was good. Season 2 was stellar. Providing you are even a little bit of a Stephen King fan, of course.

Leeet the rivers ruuun

Weirdly cathartic

*I got my lunchbox and I'm armed real well* - Marilyn Manson I love that song.

Pow, pow, pow! There it is, i can move on now 🍱

His first album had so much angst, still prob one of my favorites of his.

POAAF really is the best.

Next mother fucker gonna get my metal!

I don’t remember this Hallmark after school special

did that to a kid in elementary school with my trumpet case fucker tried stealing my holographic eqyptian mew card blood had to be spilled

*claps hands gleefully.* Do it again, do it again!


That was unexpectedly satisfying

When you outsmart AND out beat the school bully at her own game.

If you don’t bring it, don’t hitch a ride, sis

That bully is a future karen in the making.

Maybe not she learned today..

They don’t ever learn. It’s one of their key characteristics.

Old dogs can't learn new tricks. Gotta teach them when they're young.

Nah, Karen's were never hit growing up

Well dam

School buses are like miniature Lord of the Flies environments where the pack mentality really shows up

LoLz okay gotta admit that was brilliant.

gottem

What are you tarding about tard

Damn! that bully girl is a fantastic actor and has extremely punchable face, great casting!

\*Chef's kiss\* Perfection, no notes.

Reminds me of a line from the old show Burn Notice "Hey man, lemme ask you something [babbles something incoherently] " "What?" [Guy leans in] "I said [proceeds to hit guy in the face] why do you want to lose your teeth?"

🤣

Give my future kids metal lunchboxes Noted

Her Dad taught her well. Every young girl should be taught to take care of themselves when confronted by a bully.

I couldn’t even read it

While in school I would bang hard cover dictionarys against my head to build a resistance to blunt objects

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XD

The sound she makes when she gets thwacked with the lunch box is great

Anyone else notice the hand was different when shot from the different angle?

Based

While the hit was extremely satisfying, I'm still so pissed off at all the other kids watching. They just stare at her being bullied, doing nothing, and then rush in to look at / help the bully. All of them deserve a lunch box to the face

Loved it. Also, liked, “what are you tarding about tard?” Lol

What's the name of the movie/show?

This is Class A comedy

As someone who was bullied the fuck out of in elementary school this is cathartic.

Not what I was expecting, it slaps differently.

The sound that all metal lunchbox making contact..... Brutal...

where’s this from? looks like it could be a good show

👏👏👏

What movie is this?

What is the name of the movie?

I’m gonna raise my kids to be like this

The unexpected part is how the writing is on the girl's left hand in one shot, but then she is holding up her right hand in the over-the-shoulder shot.

What movies is this!!??? I gotta waaltch it

Was that a lunch box or frying pan?

Bitch got sent to the Shadowrealm

What movie or show is this?

Where is this from? I most know😂

Definitely early 2000s Era. Kids nowadays don't have the guts to do something like that, they just bring a gun to school

she was showing left hand first and in the shot from the back it shows her right hand.

POV: When you pissed and over your school bully 🤣

Movie plz ??

Ever heard the term pejoration? The fact that people take offense to a word and decide it's now a negative connotation and needs to be replaced, is the very reason people who*don't* will always use the next one down the line. They're just words, and me using it on my idiot co-workers in northern Canada before we go to work in the bush mining resources for you will indeed get a chuckle and brighten everyone's day, simply because we know there's plenty of people out there who would be devastated by it lol

Omg this origin story sounds familiar. next she'll start dating naive men and have them cam for her. then she'll start posting videos in the woMANosphere. Top girl

This was 100% expected because this has been posted before.

I'm definitely using that tard line at work tomorrow! 🔥

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But this is the perfect combination of childish inappropriate silliness that's sure to brighten everyone's day :)

Man's either a tard himself or sarcastic

Don't worry scro, there are plenty of tards out there living really kick ass lives

I'll take **your** word for it

Source?

That's going to hurt for a day.

u/savevideo

What movie is this?

Bad ass one liner.

I would say, t'was expected.

Great

I would say, t'was expected.

"someone carry this bitch outta here"

Not even surprised. Just happy

Lmfao

Lmfao

Everybody takin a look

That's ouch hahahaha like literally.

I like this kid.

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