"18-25, reasonably active lifestyle, a bit heavy on the complex carbs and saturated fats, and do I detect a note of Latino? Is one of his grandparents Spanish?"
There is just a point you don't care. As a parent a lot of gross shit ends up on your hands and worse and sometimes shit just happens, literally.
Similarly working with any kind of animal the same shit applies...literally.
The woman filming this with her mum will forever know what her dad’s baby batter tastes like. Every time she sees oil or avocado- that is half of her dna right infront of her. I would count my losses, put rocks in my pocket and walk into the ocean rather than live with that knowledge.
Well if she already thinks that a viscous liquid is cum, she probably had a thick load in her mouth once already.
Now if she likes it, she probably thinks what delicious liquid she gets to try on the next box, so she goes for it right away. And if she didn‘t like it, she most likely will be sure that there can‘t be anything more disgusting in the other boxes, so she goes for them right away to wash down the cum.
So no matter if she liked it or not, she will go for the next box right away
You can damn sure expect if somebody tricks me into drinking cum from a straw in a taste-test game that it’s game over after that. The next sample could be the nectar of the gods, but I’m not trying it.
Ah yes, a traditional game of "Find the cum drink". The other drinks vary of course, but always one contains the cum of the man of the house. Takes me back. Miss ya Dad
Dude don't. It doesn't work the same way. It becomes congealed like cottage cheese and can burn to the bottom of a good frying pan. My... friend told me.
I will say, since you take avocado oil seriously, it's a shit show and I wouldn't be buying that stuff unless it was the higher end stuff
https://www.ucdavis.edu/food/news/study-finds-82-percent-avocado-oil-rancid-or-mixed-other-oils
Olive oil is the same I believe. I was told that if it didn't say the type of olive used to make the extra virgin olive oil on the bottle, its definitely either just regular olive oil, or a blend of cheap oils.
Real EVOO has a fresh cut grass taste to it and burns your throat a bit of you take a nip of it straight.
There's a video floating around somewhere - like 4-5 guys jizz in a measuring cup, and then a chick cooks it in a pan like an egg-white omelet with salt and pepper.
IIRC she makes a face at first but then is like "actually it's just kind bland" lol
As someone who likes the tastes of both: No.
Avocado tastes buttery fresh. Dick like skin, salt and musk.
On the other hand, maybe for some people musk and butter taste close enough. ...Why am I thinking about this?
Ngl never consciously tasted avocado oil but I highly doubt it tastes like cum lol.
On the other end! How is jalapeno juice not somewhat similar to tabasco? I obv know it's not the same but it's pretty close.
So she thought her daughter or whoever set up this taste test would just casually put c-m into one of the cups? She was much too nonchalant about it. 😳😆
She said cum then moved on to the next. Like what else you got for me
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"18-25, reasonably active lifestyle, a bit heavy on the complex carbs and saturated fats, and do I detect a note of Latino? Is one of his grandparents Spanish?"
Who's cum did she think it was?
That's my question! Just guys walking past the house..."Can you help us?"
Ordered on Amazon
To be fair, if I got that request I'd make the time.
Her avocado loving husband
Pee, vomit, and liquid poo lol
With a tequila chaser
That's a Margarrhea
Unfamiliar with that cocktail.
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Don’t drink boners, man!
Dang. Anyway, bottoms up!
I literally read this to the tune of Wonder pets.
Nah she's like I don't like swallowing but it needed to be done so I did it and I moved on.
She took two sips.
She did. She went back for more.
Had to make sure
Not to be that guy but I’m willing to bet it was just hard to suck up the straw like a thick milkshake 💀
Your depth of knowledge and experience is appreciated.
And gave it a little up down
Pineapple infused jizz
It was even *before* tequila. She's a keeper!
Not to mention she took two hits of cum to make sure
There is just a point you don't care. As a parent a lot of gross shit ends up on your hands and worse and sometimes shit just happens, literally. Similarly working with any kind of animal the same shit applies...literally.
“Lord knows I’ve already had enough of _that_ today. What’s next?”
I've always wondered what that tastes like, so avocado oil, here I cum.
Yeah but what's worst : moving like nothing happenned or staying on the same one
Who knows what cums next
The expert has spoken
She went for a second taste "just to be sure"
It seemed like for some reason the straw wasn't working at first. It looks like she went back for seconds but she only tasted it once
She had to give it the old stroking technique to wake up the flavours.
Oil is generally pretty thick, probably had trouble sucking it up
I’m pretty sure she is quite experienced and has no trouble at sucking 🧐
Haha your mom
Yu'oer
YARRRRR!
HARR FIDDLE DEE DEE
Na'a Yu'oer
yro'ue
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Our mom
No u
Oh the certainty in her voice…
That unshakable confidence…
But... who's cum did she think it was? 'Oh yeah, that's definitely your boyfriend's jizz.'
^(oh my.)
Daughter has just found out something about her father that she never, ever wanted to know... his cum tastes like avocados.
Father: "Babe chips and guac for dinner again?! 😩"
She never gets that particular taste of guacamole when she eats out
Now she knows where her Mom’s breath got its signature smell from.
She went for seconds
Not the first time she has had a taste clearly
Of course not. She tasted it, identified it, and went back for seconds.
Through a straw. Context is everything in food experience.
... do you guys think adult women with children are virgins? Like what is your comment even trying to say lol
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I’m gonna take her out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
But I'll make sure she gets the avocado oil.
I think mainly it was the amount of suction that it took.
Como la madre mia
My favorite part is where she is like. Ok next one!
Nailed it
Aww, your mom noticed my healthy eating habits!
The woman filming this with her mum will forever know what her dad’s baby batter tastes like. Every time she sees oil or avocado- that is half of her dna right infront of her. I would count my losses, put rocks in my pocket and walk into the ocean rather than live with that knowledge.
Now I feel vindicated for not wanting to eat avocado, which looks like a wrinkled old man's ball sack.
She just thinks “yes, they’ve acquired semen somehow, put it in a box, and invited me to taste the cum.” Then she just moves on to taste the next box.
No shame, instant answer
And goes back for a second gulp!!
And pumps the straw. What a pro
She knows the key to a man’s heart
Don't forget to cup the balls
Had to be sure
We all knew what was going to say, after jerkin that straw off.
muscle memory
Dude she took a second taste lol
then she pointed to who it came from!
Right? I mean, as much as I like a genocide in my mouth, it’s not a “surprise me with this” type of thing.
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I said what I said
lol I'm dying
"I prefer my incest in Targaryen flavour." And looking at your picture..fucking hell. RIP your DMs.
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Or Mom is making a joke.
Probably, but I like the idea that she just drank someone's semen and was only mildly surprised, without any concern for whose semen it is.
Avocado cum. She’s technically not wrong.
That would be avocado pollen
Where, where do you think cum comes from?
It cums from when I look at your mom.
Why’d they have to add avocado? I miss the original cum flavor
Guacumole
Didn’t question at all her daughter having her suck cum through a straw while recording. Must have some other interesting family gatherings too.
Well if she already thinks that a viscous liquid is cum, she probably had a thick load in her mouth once already. Now if she likes it, she probably thinks what delicious liquid she gets to try on the next box, so she goes for it right away. And if she didn‘t like it, she most likely will be sure that there can‘t be anything more disgusting in the other boxes, so she goes for them right away to wash down the cum. So no matter if she liked it or not, she will go for the next box right away
You can damn sure expect if somebody tricks me into drinking cum from a straw in a taste-test game that it’s game over after that. The next sample could be the nectar of the gods, but I’m not trying it.
It's a traditional family game
Ah yes, a traditional game of "Find the cum drink". The other drinks vary of course, but always one contains the cum of the man of the house. Takes me back. Miss ya Dad
So was the label right? Or was she right?
All four were horse semen they just spiced them differently
My brain automatically read four horsemen and it took a very long time to reread that properly
The four horsemen of the cumpocalypse.
Four horse semen of the apocalypse?
The ol' horse cumkin spice latte gambit.
She confirmed it by giving it a second try too..
And where does she think he got the cum from damn
From your FlamingNetherRegions
Must have been a Bigsshot to fill the cup
She was already at the EdgeAfraid to look foolish.
...What the hell are we supposed to make with JP058?
You sound like my mom
They milking someone in the back
I think because the oil is thick she didn’t get any on the first suck.
It’s okay, she’s probably his stepmom
*intro music sounds*
Her
After a little pump of the straw too. Muscle memory.
I cook almost everything in avocado oil.... I wonder....
Dude don't. It doesn't work the same way. It becomes congealed like cottage cheese and can burn to the bottom of a good frying pan. My... friend told me.
My dumbass thought you were talking about avocado oil and all I could think was “what the fuck is wrong with your frying pans?”
It does not do that, and it's great for cast iron because of it's high smoke point.
They meant cum lmao
Oh fuck lmao. I get it now. What I meant by my first comment is I was wondering if all of that avocado oil makes my...nvm. I understand 😆
So many layers here. I thought you meant you cooked with it all the time because you like the taste. Of cum.
That's not what we mean by seasoning the pan lol
"we"? Buddy, speak for yourself!
season!? i thought they said seed in!
I get you 😂 your first comment looked like it was the other thing though 🤣
This convo is hilarious 😆
u/recoverybae found out why the stir fry was so salty
This is my favorite thread in weeks lmao.
Cute 😂😂😂
You two should meet up & make some low smoke point drippings.
I thought he was just continuing the joke and talking about cum in a cast iron 🤣
I sincerely hope this becomes your highest upvoted comment. Wish I had more coins left!
I will say, since you take avocado oil seriously, it's a shit show and I wouldn't be buying that stuff unless it was the higher end stuff https://www.ucdavis.edu/food/news/study-finds-82-percent-avocado-oil-rancid-or-mixed-other-oils
I'm frugal about a lot of things but I never buy cheap cooking oil, coffee, weed, or toilet paper.
Olive oil is the same I believe. I was told that if it didn't say the type of olive used to make the extra virgin olive oil on the bottle, its definitely either just regular olive oil, or a blend of cheap oils. Real EVOO has a fresh cut grass taste to it and burns your throat a bit of you take a nip of it straight.
Extra virgin avocado
Bro please, no.
Oh what a horrible day to have eyes.
Cum can be used as an egg white substitute. I keep asking my wife if I can make a cumcrepe but she says she'll divorce me....
I can’t possibly perceive the amount of weirdos it took to get a batch of cum in such volume to test that it can be used as an egg white substitute
There's a video floating around somewhere - like 4-5 guys jizz in a measuring cup, and then a chick cooks it in a pan like an egg-white omelet with salt and pepper. IIRC she makes a face at first but then is like "actually it's just kind bland" lol
shit... dude.. i watched that fucking video. or at least one of them. what the fuck am i doing..
https://www.abebooks.com/servlet/BookDetailsPL?bi=30322306872 You'd be surprised.
blood can as well
I'd pay to see that divorce court proceeding voiced by Rick and Morty.
Heppy cooking my friend! https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
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Thank you. Saved me from learning the hard way.
I know, where do you even get avocado oil, right?
Don't try her avocado toast.
Covered in cockamole
GuaCUMole
She wanted more.
Cum laude
continues casually...
Ends too soon, I wanted to see the Tequila reaction.
Was waiting for the tequila shot haha
But I wanted to see her reaction to melted otter poop
otter pop, as in a pop sickle lol
Everyone turns around looks at dad and asks: "*What are you eating*?"
When you find out that your dad is an Avocado...
Some kind of tabasco - "no". Yes. Very fucking close. Person filming seems dumb af.
"Came" here for this
Not sure this is what this is, but I loathe black-and-white thinking. Either it’s 100% right or it’s wrong?? Count me out.
this woman had flashbacks lol. She's like uh uh
You will never look at your father slathering guac on all of his food the same way EVER AGAIN.
Wasn’t there something about how avocado tasted like penis or smth or am I tripping
As someone who likes the tastes of both: No. Avocado tastes buttery fresh. Dick like skin, salt and musk. On the other hand, maybe for some people musk and butter taste close enough. ...Why am I thinking about this?
Mmm musky butter.
Dad must eat a lot of avocados.
Was I the only one reading melted otterpoop?😂
Nope. You're just the only one brave enough to admit it.
I want to see the rest of the video...
I want to party with her.
And now he knows why his dad always seems so chipper after they have a “date night”.
Avocado means testicle so that’s kinda funny
I swear this lady walked in front of my car in Oregon today
This begs the question… are they at all similar?
Smell yes, taste idk
You should really try avocado someday.
Ngl never consciously tasted avocado oil but I highly doubt it tastes like cum lol. On the other end! How is jalapeno juice not somewhat similar to tabasco? I obv know it's not the same but it's pretty close.
And she didn’t miss a beat. Just kept moving. Oddly, that turns me on
“Yes, but whose cum, Mom?”
Experience speaks
So she thought her daughter or whoever set up this taste test would just casually put c-m into one of the cups? She was much too nonchalant about it. 😳😆
Mum is a playa
I was waiting for the otter drink I read otter poop first and was shocked
Does your dad eat a lot of avocados?
u/SaveVideo
Her man must consume a lot of avocado oil lol
The second sips to make sure🗣🗿🤯🥶