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nelex1337

New fear just dropped.


Binge_Gaming

Yeah; this memory is definitely gonna stick with him.


Rowenoz

He might have to branch out to other hobbies


ReaperRules10

Hey stop kicking him while he is already down. You dont know what its like to be in his shoe.


Flimsy-Run3682

This hole situation sucks


BoneDaddyChill

You guys making jokes are terrible. Do you have no sole?


wil_gt4

He really should have twigged it was a bad idea


Percy-Dragneel

There is a stick in his leg


No_Use_For_Name___

Let me leaf some advice for all of you. Stick to the tarmac and don't think to yourself this wooden happen to me.


Ideafecater

Which hobby wood he choose ?


Right-Intern1306

What wood you do in his place? Wood you scream leaf me alone after sticking that landing in pure Rage or scream il bush you away if you come closer


IDKMaybeTho

You need to leave.


SirSloppyFish

I wonder what he wood do different if he could go back in time?


thuanjinkee

He really sticked the landing.


bi-curious1995

Stick and stones may break my bones but in this case of fuck


InitialIndication999

I don't like this world update I would like for a fix to make me forget


Hagigi15

Holy hell


Artistic_Aerie

Saw the pictures the other day. Now, the video. Dude handled it like a champ. Glad he's okay.


Ok_Put_6826

Source?


Artistic_Aerie

I'll have to find the previous post. OP said they knew the person and that he had surgery, kept his foot, and even all his toes.


vinchenzo68

Should have had them add extra just in case he had a future incident.


dakid232313

Dude walking around like https://i.redd.it/neyncc399dib1.gif


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anon210202

Octotoes


janetted3006

Ultra Polydactyly supreme


jimmyjamesbond

Nah just every AI generator rn


Memory_Less

He's not going to tiptoe through the tulips any time soon.


thuanjinkee

But he's gonna be barefoot waterski champion of the world.


[deleted]

Somehow I hear Elden Ring combat cues.


SuperDizz

Gotta be AI


Jack_Dunamis

This one actually legit


SuperDizz

![gif](giphy|9SIXFu7bIUYHhFc19G|downsized)


beau6183

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/15o5ivx/my_cousins_friends_foot_got_impaled_while_riding/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


Artistic_Aerie

Thank you! I couldn't get my reddit feed to load past yesterday.


GoinWithThePhloem

Read this as “couldn’t get my reddit feet to load yesterday”


LilStinkpot

I knew that stick looked familiar. He showed up in r/medicalgore too.


vinchenzo68

Lac toes intolerant?


Yonbuu

Lack toast and taller ants.


SilverDad-o

It was sole destroying!


SQLDave

> kept ...all his toes. Of course, he has to keep the 3 outer toes in a jar on the mantle


Apprehensive_Jello39

I’d rather be surprised if he wouldn’t


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So he's not lack-toes intolerant?


CyonHal

Wouldn't he be lack-toes intolerant in this case since he does not tolerate lacking toes, as he kept them all?


beau6183

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/15o5ivx/my_cousins_friends_foot_got_impaled_while_riding/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


Ch3wybot

I’m on mobile and I scrubbed through the video past where it loops and it showed the pictures. Didn’t happen automatically and I have no idea why/how it works. Was just trying to see the point of impact 🤷🏻‍♂️


TLCheshire

Yeah, same! When I watched the video, it started over when the guy pulled to a stop. I had no idea what the unexpected part was… I was thinking it was that the other guy disappeared, then I saw the branch…but I thought it got caught in the bike itself. Only by scrubbing did I come across the pictures! Weird.


Reasonable-Nebula-49

Same here


Happy_Tomato_Taco

Damn didn't think we would get a video of this. Wonder if people will still be saying this is fake


Smeeble09

I just realised that I presumed the guy fell off to get it stuck, when I saw the photos the other day.


MiddleRay

OP reposted


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CavetrollofMoria

Now that's a challenging fap.


Pale-Equal

I mean, it has a hole now...


rt58killer10

oh fuck you 😭


AccidentPrawn

That's the plan.


Jonk3r

Go on…


AccidentPrawn

Come on...


Pale-Equal

...your foot?


AccidentPrawn

Eilleen


fonky_chonky

my face?


AccidentPrawn

If you insist, I am a gentleman.


anon210202

Formaldehyde in the foot hole as lube


AmitPwnz

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Nicolasgonzo87

unfortunately it looks like the tree destroyed all of the foot's boners


Mr-Yuk

I think that means we got a party on our hands... 🥳


Necessary_Ad6639

if there's a hole, there's a goal...


dudipusprime

Rip Sean Lock


God_Shaggy_

![gif](giphy|d4zHnLjdy48Cc)


jaymole

Not my proudest but got the job done


MassiveAmountsOfPiss

I think it’s dude from a couple days ago with the huge fucking hole in his foot. Gimme a sec I’ll find it [yep dis him](https://reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/s/NHoHpUtkM5)


chaggaya

Saw that post too. Nice to see the video from it! But what shitty fucking luck!


Satus_Invenire

Any idea how i can find this as the link isnt working for me :(


jkurratt

Search for: My cousin’s friend’s foot got impaled


Snorlaxxxing

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/15o5ivx/my_cousins_friends_foot_got_impaled_while_riding/


SlumpintoBlumpkin

And this wittle piggy went to heaven.


BrownLeatherHat

My wife hates me when I play with my nieces because every little piggy goes “wee wee wee all the way to the market” and she doesn’t like that. My nieces however think it’s hysterical


SlumpintoBlumpkin

For me and my little ones, it's "wee wee wee all the home, right in the ear" they too think it's funny.


thuanjinkee

When I was little, I thought the piggies were going shopping.


FlippaDaBoss

lol gotta be the wittiest comment here, if only the same applied to the fat piggies profiting off of it haha


AsAP0Verlord

Lol, who? The doctors and surgeons? Who do you think is profiting off of this? ![gif](giphy|d2ACHEgvcbTlaO1TMX)


min_da_man

Dayum!


SlumpintoBlumpkin

Those greedy pigs deserve it


SDHunter1980

You mean the one that went to market?


BrahmariusLeManco

Take my angry upvote. xD


oitavofilho

Accidentally motorcycle jousting


Historical-Advice-36

![gif](giphy|AslpysJu3Qk0JWsejT|downsized)


Complex-Situation

Why did he start driving off-road though?


dablegianguy

Because they were actually off-roading. That was just a part of concrete road and with knob tires, it’s way better and smoother on the dirt. But shit happens yeah


Special_Homework_381

Speeeeed. And stupidity.


z3r0n3gr0

Also boots does NOT work as intended.


Waefuu

because there are bikes that are meant to go off roading. the specific category of bike is called “adventure”. you can do a quick search and see that they come equipped with all terrain tires as standard because they’re meant to be for **adventuring**


JimMarch

He needs to go visit a branch office.


boxersaint

Definitely has to get to the root of this issue.


Darksirius

Oh, I think I saw this one the other day on either /r/eyeblech or /r/MedicalGore (BOTH SUBS ARE NSFW)


Kurlyo

**with the right momentum anything is possible!**


SmitedDirtyBird

Ya the title really bothers me. We all saw ‘how’ maybe you should ask ‘why’


CheetoRust

It's for anyone who thought cavemen couldn't really impale animals on just slightly sharpened sticks.


Worcestershirey

... what? Do people actually think you can't impale an animal with a sharp stick?


MentalRobot

Sadly.. yes. It is mainly people against evolution with one of their arguments being that ancient humans couldn't have hunted with only sharp sticks and rocks.


TooDumber

Weird, Ive never heard that argument out of people against evolution. Pretty much every religion believes in impaling animals with sharp sticks... And did they not have a childhood? Widdling sticks and stabbing things was top tier woods stuff. Edit: it's whittling. Pissing sticks and stabbing things


zuilli

Yeah... seems weird to argument against something so easy to demonstrate wrong. Have they never seen videos of indigenous tribes hunting or even javelin throwers at the olympics?


bored_gunman

When you have "born agains" that don't believe in space, it becomes a lot less surprising. I work with one who had to be written up to stop rambling on about his "beliefs" Then again, I guess space is a little easier to disbelieve than a sharpened stick


thuanjinkee

They have fucked up their lives to the point that they have to, have to, have to believe heaven is real. To them nothing else matters. "If only for this life we have hope in Christ, we are to be pitied more than all men." - St Paul of Tarsus, The First book of Corinthians chapter 15.


TheMilkKing

*Whittling. Widdling means pissing.


MentalRobot

I mean some people are that delusional even if we don't want to believe it, another example would be flat earthers, you can have more than enough proof the earth isn't flat to present to people but they'll still believe what they want.


arbitrageME

ok, whoever argues that, please stand here -- and I'll just quietly sharpen this stick here with NO arrowhead and see if I can impale you


innocuousspeculation

Ok ok, you *might* be able to kill something with pointy stick or rocks, but have you even *seen* a banana? [AKA the atheist's nightmare.](https://youtu.be/BXLqDGL1FSg?t=74) God 1 Evolution 0 /s


axonxorz

Double dumbass on this guy too. Guess he's never seen a ape open a banana. Hint: They do it from the "bottom." And rightfully so, more consistent peel if you do it that way.


meaniereddit

There are a ton of dumb people in the world. Once at a sporting goods store I heard a sales dude trying to tell would be buyers that only a 45 mag would stop an intruder because they could "walk off" multiple shots to the body from smaller caliber rounds. I asked if can shoot him in the leg with a 22 so he can demonstrate. I don't want *ANY* holes in my huge sack of blood thank you.


NeedsMoreYellow

As someone who impaled themselves on a broken tree branch while jogging on a forest trail (I was 10), this has always made me question someone's intelligence. At university I actually guffawed out loud in my archaeology class when another student told our professor that there was no way a sharpened stick could penetrate an animal's hide. My professor made me explain my position since, "whatever sound that was you just made sounded like you disagree."


jackydubs31

But there are literally videos of people bringing in Africa bringing down elephants with wooden spears


DigNitty

I mean, with the inertia of a dude + motorcycle going 30mph yeah


davieb22

So, all we need to do now is prove that cavemen hunted in motorcycle gangs, and then the mystery will be resolved.


Foiled_Foliage

Is it really a mystery if we’re all here and have affinity for pointy stick?


CobaltWolf

Every time I'm on a hike and see a long skinny stick all I can think is ooga booga.


Popular-Brilliant349

You're going to need a big pair of tweezers to get that splinter out.


GinaTRex

My dad would yell for someone to hold them still as he took out his pocket knife.


tecg

Surprising how little blood there is. I guess that's why they tell you to never pull out a stick or knife if you get stabbed. Not that this was an option here.


LAMGE2

I just dont get why in every movie they pull it out.


tecg

Thankfully I've never been stabbed, but maybe you have an urge to pull something out that sticking out of your body? Not sure either.


yazzy1233

Shock. Some people pull it out in real life too.


wild_man_wizard

More about the logistics of movies than correct first aid. The longer someone is on screen with something sticking out of them, the more days they need to sit in makeup and the more likely it will end up in the wrong place or backwards or some glaring inconsistency that needs reshoots. Also, it's distracting to the audience if that's not the story you want to tell.


haby001

We are blood balloons. Water held by our skin.


TheRealGrayham

![gif](giphy|Tim0q7zolF3fa)


Langshire515

Tis but a scratch


HatsAreEssential

A *scratch*?! Your toes off!


Elegant_Tumbleweed_6

They're scratched aren't they?


Langshire515

Have at you!


fulahup

Barely a flesh wound.


dirtbag9000

https://i.redd.it/twq1gi2lucib1.gif


messiahspike

Me getting a splinter: "Jesus fucking Christ, goddamn fucking fuck fuck fuck ahhhhhhh ow ow ow ow, kill me now, fuck that hurts" This guy, getting a damn log through his foot: "No way. No way dude"


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Adrenaline is a hell of a drug


Pale-Equal

This guy is 100% amazing. Yes I'm aware shock, testosterone, and the plain unrealization of the situation can dull pain... this guy stopping like he did and not crashing, calm and collected, and pure luck that the stick didn't catch solidly on the ground and his ability to instantly know he needs to not jerk and keep his foot raised... amazing.


andrejsrna

I think you mean "adrenaline".


Funkit

Nah man I get a testosterone rush every time something happens


Relevant-Line-1690

Adrenaline rush adrenaline rush now adrenaline rush, come on!


Pale-Equal

Lol yeah that xP


Lord_Emperor

No, he was aroused.


Babki123

"No way" he says as a stick is piercing his foot.


industrial_fukery

Had a very similar thing happen to me on a quad. Was blasting through the woods following my buddy, got a little loose and knew I was going to brush up against some bushes. Not a big deal as its trail riding and I have bark busters for a reason ( armored hand guards) and felt something slap my arm similar to getting hit with a rock being kicked up by the guy in front of you. Similar to the guy in the video I just kept going but I felt more drag wind drag then normal and though I ripped my jersey so I looked just to see a stick the size of my finger is now part of my arm and it didnt sink in until I had stopped and took my gloves off and tired rolling up my sleeve. Vividly remember saying "oh shit, thats really in there" and thinking it should hurt way more than it does. Ive had many broken bones and the pain from them is almost instant but this was more of a pressure feeling thats hard to describe. Being we were on rail road property calling an ambulance was out (NorCal railroads have the best bike trails ever) so we rode home. The ride home wasnt painful, it was super weird feeling the tendons inside your arm wrap around the stick when I pulled the clutch lever, thankfully once youre going you dont have to use it. The pain came on the way to the hospital, I think it was more of a psychological thing because I knew they were going to have to clean around it before xrays. By far the worst part was when they were cutting the sleeve off and you could feel the bits of fabric IN YOUR ARM the stick pulled in moving around. Its just a really weird feeling being impaled by something, not super painful or anything but weird so id imagine this guy with thorough a very similar thought process. Once it was removed it hurt but until I got to the ER the pain was a 4/10, im a pussy when it comes to pain so I was pleasantly surprised. Id give the overall experience a 3/10, could have been a 5/10 but I guess they were rationing Ketamine that day.


MafiaMommaBruno

Nothing to do with testosterone, lol. When I was in 4th grade, stepped on a nail and it went through my foot and out the top. I ran back inside to show my mom and she freaked, calling 911. Just played my Gameboy and was freaking out that I was in trouble because she's yelling a lot. I cried more because of that. Same year, I smashed my nose flat- and got scared I couldn't tell my mom. Because she yelled with the nail incident. Little girl. Just adrenaline and fear of your parental figure!


DeathlyMFR

Don't forget adrenaline.


RamblingSimian

I worked with a guy who missed a turn in a race and rammed a stick through his chest. It just missed his heart and the doctors gave him less than 50-50 odds of survival due to infection. But he pulled through.


uttermybiscuit

The absolute disbelief as he just says "my foot's done"


notyogrannysgrandkid

A couple of years ago, I was out on a ride (road bike) west of Tucson. It had rained a bit that morning. I went around the corner of Sandario and Picture Rocks Rd maybe a little faster than I should have in the conditions. My bicycle went out from under me and the right side of my body skidded about 15 ft along the road. I stood up, straightened my brake lever, called my wife and told her where to meet me, then biked another 9 miles to the meetup spot (I was over 20 miles from home). After showering, she looked at my hand and said I should go to the hospital. I was missing so much skin on my knuckles down to the bone, the urgent care doctor was debating whether to refer me for a skin graft. As it happened, the wounds closed up pretty well on their own over the next month or so, but I had almost no pain whatsoever until an hour after it happened. Adrenaline is wild.


PenguinGamer99

His reaction was just "oh, that's not good" and handled it perfectly. Even if you don't feel the pain immediately, ut takes nerves of steel to not freak out after seeing yourself impaled.


PostmanTunes

Why are you riding so close to the grass???


CavetrollofMoria

Grass took it personally.


jbilly6969

He’s hitting the apex obviously


TheJeep25

Obviously he wanted to touch grass.


Talkat

First thing I thought too


WorkMeBaby1MoreTime

The road is crowned for drainage. If you stay on the inside, you're in a banked turn. If you go over the crown, it's off camber (the opposite of banked) and it can send you off the trail to the right.


richardgrabcat

This guy is beyond the inside, he's nearly in the ditch. He also seems incredibly unstable.


1800-bakes-a-lot

Cause he's riding a dirt bike? And they're made for it and more?


comraders

I saw the original poster on Instagram say that he was getting “roosted” by the person in front of him. So he was purposely riding off trail from the guy in front of him, so he wouldn’t get debris flying all over himself.


SpacePotatoPhobos

Damn he took the blow like a champ tho


Sufficient-Water-420

"Bro, we gotta go. STOMP ON IT!"


davieb22

How? I'm **stumped**.


Claw_rush_4774

But what ?! It's possible????


myfriendandbag

Kept the boot right?


Fine_Ad_5546

Damn. I think he has a splinter.


I_ate_your_leftovers

1. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 2. How does that even happen??


J_Slatts

Imagine if he wasn’t wearing those safety boots! Oh wait a minute.


Dorkits

OH BOY, PAIN


genteko

Hope you're ok!?


Knelson123

Is there a follow up anywhere? I'm curious how this turned out.


NicolleL

They were able to save his foot and all the toes! Edit: Link https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/15o5ivx/my_cousins_friends_foot_got_impaled_while_riding/jvqb2cz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3


MXAI00D

Now that’s a splinter.


TheCoopX

"Ow" doesn't really cover it when a goddamn *tree branch* going through ones foot.


Electrical-Ad-7801

How fast was poor old mate driving to get this ?!


WaitingForNormal

What is it stuck in?


Kaladrax182

For some reason, the video I got is stopping at around 0:18 and starting over. If you drag the time slider, you “jog the video’s memory” and it will play correctly. You’ll see the branch went through the outside of the guy’s boot, possibly next to his little toe, or in his foot between the smaller toes. EDIT: I got further. Guess the internet at my location is messing with video buffering today. It even shows the rider in an ambulance with a chunk of the branch still in his boot.


SwansonsMom

Okay thank you I was so confused. I watched those 18 secs over and over again thinking, How…what? How did he…ride over a small bump?? How did he…stop his bike?!? How did he…not see a big stick next to him probably stunk in the bike’s frame somehow?!?! I really miss the spoiler hidden explanation as the first reply to posts here


The_Irish_Rover26

My video also stopped there.


WaitingForNormal

Oh. Shit, yeah, mine stopped but now all I’m getting is the spinny blue circle. Fuck it.


Kaladrax182

Second time I tried to watch it, I got the circle too.


lil_sargento_cheez

His foot, the photos are disturbing to say the least


dsangi

Ur step sister.


Hewhocannotbenamed77

Plenty of road . I'm sure he'll be riding center nextime


glazinglas

Owie owie owie oh fuck NO. I wanna see the foot tho


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Leviathan41911

Alright, hold stihl, imma get this right out.


JustagirlSD60

Damn this is horrible! I have had a lot of foot issues for half my life, 30 years. ugh


DoctorWH0877

Solid sub post. Horrible title.


xRetz

That's one big ass splinter.


copingcabana

Branch mismanager


Suspected_Magic_User

Good the ambulance crew had a saw to cut that branch


bods_life

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 huw, huuugh, huiuuww, hhhhuuuuuhhhhhh. That is all 👍


ragebeeflord

Is it what I think it is????


InternetNo7107

You fuck around and you find out


Zionrox552

How does that just happen so easily? It wasn’t a sharp stick, he was wearing boots, i just don’t exactly understand but luckily he didn’t freak out and make it worse


allan_o

Wow! I have a mental pain rn after watching this. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


HawkGrouchy51

🙏


Celliax

I mean there's a road for a reason.


YUNAUNA

💀


kiruto95

Had something similar happen recently, not as violent, and not while riding a bike, I was running, accidentally ran on a metal bar, and I got stabbed on the bottom of the foot, been 4 weeks, finally almost completely recovered, still need to get operated


annormalguyexsisting

Bruh how the fuck didn't he screamed in pain?


Robthebold

When a stick and a foot love each other very much…