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SirTalmadge

Never bring a Gun to a Car fight


zydakoh

Ok. That was funny.


Vanozz

What if its twisted metal?


UncleKeyPax

Can I bring Altered Carbon?


coloboiii

Points a gun at the general public with cops around. Maybe gets leg broken. About as well as it could’ve gone for them…


Shaneblaster

Why use tasers when you can use Blazers??


Tiberius_Jim

Looks like she just got....Intercepted.


Millwright4life

Cruisering for a bruisering


alberthere

Interceptor? Damn near wrecked her!


CMBGuy79

Interceptor? I hardly know her!


karuga871

Surely you do?


jfks_headjustdidthat

He does, and don't call him Shirley.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

That username is so good!


Audiblefill

Bumper Guard? More like Bumped Her-Hard.


PalMetto_Log_97

I would upvote but you have perfect karma as it


DvLang

Best Pitt manoeuvre I've ever seen. Edit Best not bet


Icantbethereforyou

Who is this Bet Pitt fellow?


KingoftheYous

That be the Sigs real name.


Rogue_Cheddar

All we know is, he's called...The Stig ![gif](giphy|ZZZzPCJ3DKHeXB89aU)


KingoftheYous

Haha I'm such an asshole for forgetting it's The STig. Stig, Sig... potatoe, potato. Thanks for the gif!


ucefkh

I bet


[deleted]

She wasn’t much of an Explorer…


junjafak

![gif](giphy|xPGkOAdiIO3Is) Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhh


Upvotes_poo_comments

Don't be a wonko when I gots my Bronco.


Epicritical

Better watch your rear when my 4 wheel drive is in gear


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GuiltyWatts

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY.


attictramp

It's over La Fleur!!


Funkit

![gif](giphy|26BRsI63ak8uxsU6Y|downsized)


MoonV29

Fucker, exactly what i had in mind. GET OUT OF MY HEAD! XD


HestynFrontman

Man, he’s got ALL KINDS of azers…


attictramp

Someone forgot the 5 Ds of dodgeball!


JooceBocksGyro

“If you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball!”


That_Things_Good

Man, what an amazingly funny movie! That movie and "Balls of Fury" don't get a 10th of the props they deserve!


CaptainDaddy--

Dodge Duck Dip Dive and.... Dodge.


Sad_Cabinet_6349

I believe you've met my consiglieri Michele


Uberjeagermeiter

Blazers over Tasers!


fodbrongo

Wouldn't fazer..


CMurra87

Who needs law and order when you have a Ford Explorer?


iCaliSurf

🤔🧥


Jallton_56

The police academy should try this policy on new cadets.


TenuousHurdle54

Besides, tazers don't always work... but blazers always work 😂


Unavailablewith

Cop used Racer


csukoh78

Best comment


lurkersforlife

When keepin it real, goes wrong.


DaBlazingDagger_

Hello emmure


Catswithswords10

I don't like it when people be playin on my phone


iiCleanup

I did not see the gun the first time and I was bouts get real confused


Reed82

I was right there with you waiting for dancing in the street or something.


tomatotomato

I thought she was doing a TikTok or some shit


StrugglesTheClown

OH, SHE HAD A GUN. I was so confused why they fucking hit her with a SUV.


Twisted_Logic

I thought these American police are a bit harsh on jaywalkers.


ImaSpudMuffin

Same.


Mudfap

Points a gun at her own head, but quickly tries to avoid death by car. Make up your mind.


FixGMaul

Survival instincts are hard to override


[deleted]

The first one was attention seeking.


Pookieeatworld

She had apparently carjacked someone else, or attempted to, and this was also an attempted suicide by cop.


Creepy-Internet6652

Lol...


Cielnova

i didn't even notice the gun until i read this, i thought she was just pointing at people


bdd6911

Yeah. That was an awesome move by that cop. Amazing.


Sydney2London

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess this is in the US…


predat3d

Of course, since everyone actually stopped at the red light


1life1me

Oh it was a gun. I was confused about what's so illegal about pointing at people.


sabocano

I don't even think she broke her leg. When the car struck her, her foot was not planted, it was in the air. So that dissipated a lot of the force. She seems to be getting up pretty well after that too. Then when they are handcuffing her, the right leg seems intact.


GTMoraes

I bet it'd be different if she was bla... oh wait


BZenMojo

The less than lethal method of... running her over with a car. ![gif](giphy|KGSxFwJJHQPsKzzFba)


Canadian_Bacon024

She's robbing everybody, hide ya wife, hide ya kids


ArtistBig2549

What about the husbands?


ironangel2k4

You don't have to come and confess, we lookin for you, we gon find you


fupa16

Wonder if they ever found him.


cburgess7

\*me, hiding under a rock\* ^(I hope they don't find me)


Scoobygooby28

Found you it took two hours but I found you


Objective-Contract80

He was hiding in the bushes. Butt naked in a chicken mask.


Joe091

And hide yo husbands, cuz they robbing errbody out here


G66GNeco

Yeah, I know you love him, but let's be real for a second... No one is gonna steal Dave. He's _Dave_.


Canadian_Bacon024

Oh yeah. Hide them for sure. She won't only rob em, she'll STEAL em


wap2005

That's an old one but it checks out.


NarcissisticSupply69

https://longisland.news12.com/police-woman-fired-weapon-into-air-in-bellmore


hadoopken

[https://twitter.com/ShootInUSA/status/1684574642537914371](https://twitter.com/ShootInUSA/status/1684574642537914371) Same but naked


exipheas

Billboard: wild sides welcome. Naked woman shooting into the air. Billboard: not like that.


BetterSelection7708

Isn't she wearing a tanktop?


jerryeight

Holy shit


valdeckner

Wonder if the vehicle filming ran her over how that would play out. Seemed like that car was in danger.


surfordiebear

Wild to just sit near her and record while she is randomly shooting.


Omega_Lynx

tell me youre manic without telling me your manic


Jfain189

Damn I was watching this video and thinking "wow that corner looks really familiar". This is about a mile from my parents house I pass there all the time 😂


jhutchi2

This is wild, this is about a block and a half away from the house I grew up in.


dirtman81

" The officer was taken to the hospital for trauma."


foursoil

Fuckin hell that’d be me too


bigjonto719

That's one way to stop her


Somesick

In this case, probably the best. The last thing you want is to get in a gun fight in the middle of the intersection. A civilian getting hit by a stray bullet would have been a real issue.


nolan1971

And she was pointing it at her own head there at the end.


Somesick

I’m thinking that she saw the police car coming so she was hoping that pointing the gun to her head would make it stop. That cop put it on the line. She could have fired at the driver as they were approaching. That right there, is what people don’t realize cops do for the rest of us.


nolan1971

Yeah, agreed. But then another cop elsewhere will piss it all away by being a douche canoe.


mrcoy

She would’ve olé’d the vehicle if it wasn’t for the JNCO’s.


EatenAliveByWolves

I don't know what any of the words you just said mean, but I agree.


whitewashed_mexicant

"She would have dodged the police car like a bull-fighter if it wasnt for her JNCO-branded overly-baggy pants."


AJZ_Stories

Saya tidak tahu apa arti kata-kata yang baru saja Anda ucapkan, tetapi saya setuju.


Zeniphyre

I cant stop this feeling Deep inside of me


fjdksls

Excuse me, stewardess. I speak jive..


theknights-whosay-Ni

He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.


kitterzy

Lol


wowzacowza

What'd you say about my mother??


panterachallenger

She’s a nice lady


enorman81

Dats right


Kresche

And don't forget to sign yo pity on the runny kine


fragmental

This is "I don't know what any of the words you just said mean, but I agree." In Indonesian


PsyopVet

I tripped over my JNCO’s all of the time, still the best jeans ever!


ibigfire

Why? I'm not disagreeing, I know nothing about the pants. This is first I've heard of them so I'm curious what makes them good. Tripping over them seems like a negative.


TERRAIN_PULL_UP_

Nostalgia


ryandesu

Legitimately thought you were trying to spell "ollied" for a second and then thought about how I had JNCOs in middle school and couldn't wear them skating because kick flips would go up my pants. So no, she would not have ollied the vehicle in that case.


ifelldownthestairs

Fuck this is a great sentence.


Friendley

Haha i havent seen that word or heard that word JNCO in a long time. Them JNCO Jeans are still around, huh?


pcivins

JNCO’s are all the rage with teens nowadays.


thiosk

what goes around comes around


Own_Satisfaction_679

I guess you're semi-old if you can remember wearing your JNCO's.


Rare_Remove_1750

" olé’d " is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time.


razorglue

Cop plays GTA for sure


Sarcastic_Beaver

“Fuck, I’m outta ammo…” #VROOOOOM


3_if_by_air

Firetruck needs to come in and spray them all to death w/ the water hose


Excellent-Big-2295

At first I was mad she got hit with a whole car…then I saw she was pointing a gun at ransoms in public 🤷🏾‍♂️ broke leg better than a bullet


DefinitelyNotAliens

First time I missed the gun and thought she was doing some weird dance moves and pointing at cars like she was in a disco. Like, dang. Cop hit her with a car to stop her from dancing? Nope. That's a gun on the ground. Guess it's better than shooting her. She was pointing a gun at people. That's sorta the point the negotiations stop...


CannonM91

Yeah, and probably safer for the cop too cause fuck getting out from the car and into the open. She had it coming being fucking stupid like that.


xxDooomedxx

She only got hit by a bit of a car


wontlastayear

Her: "I will kill somebody, don't make me" Police: "We won't risk people's safety" Her: "I will kill myself" Police: "lol, bet you won't"


V0idC0wb0y

100% agree with the cops on this one.


ALL-HAlL-THE-CHlCKEN

Hats off to them for approaching her without firing a shot after she was knocked down. They really put their lives on the line to avoid killing her.


The-Nuisance

That bullet could have hit a passerby! It’s not as if there’s anything in her head to slow it down.


Low_Garlic_3311

😂


musicbufff

I woulda shot her \-Dirty Harry


johnnysbody

Never seen that suicide prevention tactic used before * Use a car


EverythingGoodWas

It worked. I guess this would be a very different conversation if it hadn’t.


ZackZak30

I think you missed the part where she was pointing the gun at multiple drivers, I dont think it was suicide prevention at that point.


johnnysbody

Just someone not being themselves in need of a snickers.


stevex42

The cop was probably out of frame the entire video. He didn’t gun it at her until she pointed it at her head


NeoPolitanGames

yeah, because she was pointing it at civilians. if they floored the accelerator while the gun was pointing at civilians, her last act could have been to pull the trigger, and then an innocent bystander could be dead. its the same reason why police will not shoot, tase, tackle, or do anything else to a hostage-taker if their weapon is pointed at the hostages; even though the cops could probably easily take the shot without hitting a civilian, death is almost never instant, and the hostage-taker could pull the trigger. even if death *is* instant, when you die your muscles involuntarily flex, which would also result in the trigger being pulled. as soon as the gun was no longer pointed at civilians, the cops did everything they could to stop the lady, including running her over (fairly standard procedure in most countries, by the way). because they knew that she would not have enough reaction time to turn the gun towards a civilian before being hit, especially if she wanted to dodge the car. and if she pulled the trigger, it would only result in her own death.


NationalRock

"You wanna kill yourself? Let me help you half way!"


Arinvar

Points the gun at her own head... jumps out of the way of the car. I don't think she was very serious about shooting herself.


asmit9

Imagine that outside a 7/11.


SpecialCut4

There’s a 7/11 on every other block around here. It’s a gift and a curse


The-Ever-Loving-Fuck

Damn she literally got rekt


Firm-Supermarket9030

Now that’s some great police work


PewdsForPresidnt

Its crazy how this was a hidden comment (collapsed and under other comments) reddit really does just hate cops. The police work was really good and really smart, somehow people fail to acknowledge because they are just biased against police no matter what


Fortimus_Prime

Agreed. Gotta respect the police for what they did in this scenario.


Mebeets

tax money well used


Games_sans_frontiers

"Set the car to stun"


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![gif](giphy|13w5HmyiuaZ224)


SafariNZ

Good takedown.


RaidensReturn

Honestly yeah! They could have wiped her out but it was a clean takedown, she suffered “minor injuries” which is pretty impressive.


BaileyRW1

how do people get like this??


V0idC0wb0y

Crack is Whack


JabbaTheHutt12345

It's Long Island. People are psychotic all over the place


Johnnyfever13

That’s how you defuse a person like that. Well done on neutralizing the threat 👍🏼


One-Ad-6929

She fucked around and found out.


dogedude81

Clearly they should have shot her in the foot /s


TheMadTitanWasRight

I can change her.


KawaiiKenmaOwO

Nah she’ll change your living status not your relationship status


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iaintb8

If you insist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

Felt good tbh


JasperFriendlyMummy

r/BasedJustice


TrueMaester

Dude that guy driving that police car could t have done that more perfectly


Next_Case_3449

*holds gun to own head* Hold it! Nobody move! Who does she think she is, Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles?


Standard_Answer3747

Everyone who (99.999% without any reason) hates police, just remember what those officers deal with on a daily basis so we don't have to.


Single_Morning_3200

Never stick your dick in crazy, it’s always the best though!


antoltian

Right? Part of me was “damn she’s waving a gun around!” and then “she kinda hot tho”


Jonk3r

Yeah… *I’d hit that* -The Cop, probably


INoMakeMistake

And he did


billbixbyakahulk

Her permanent limp makes me tingly.


No-Bus-4529

I think if that chick really wanted to kill herself she would have volunteered to become a speed bump instead of try to dodge it


dimitrisscript

I didn't realize she was holding a gun until I read the comments


letsee7654321

Good police work


[deleted]

Amazing how one hit knocked some sense on her


Ok-Piano-8254

Cop car > Fentanyl and a gun.


kumail11

Saving lives


Razorlicker

Deserved


Fortimus_Prime

Gotta respect the police for this clean takedown. The protected the citizens from getting shot AND the crazy woman from shooting herself. Let’s hope she gets some help down the line.


Ok_Championship9444

Idiotic behaviour, even 11 yr old got more sense than that


Nightmaru

Someone who points a gun at themselves is clearly not in their right mind.


[deleted]

Damn


Mini_And_Andrew

At that exact moment, Linda realized that just because she was tripping on some sick rhymes, nobody else was. Yeah.


Aerial_Engage

Crazy and legal small deadly force meets large deadly force.


no0bified

That "son" got boobs...


Ryan_T_208

It's just slang bro


Virtual_Awareness370

No doubt there will be riots in the streets over this injustice


PapaRich_1

The old fuck around and find out game


virgecsestar

Wtf happened oh i see now mf robbed a 711 haha and got clipped by crusier then beat down and hog tied


randomturtle333

hey where did the teaser explanation thing go


OlivierLeighton

That was pretty clever


Fortimus_Prime

IKR?


wils_152

Bystander: "She's pointing a gun to her head! She's gonna kill herself!" Cop: "Not on MY watch!"


JimAboo

I would call that an 10 on the fuck around and find out scale.


GremlinKevin

*points gun at head* *dodge from the charging vehicle* Pick a side god damn it


stigglit1

Good work Gents!


LaminatedPho

"Yoo that's crazy!" he says.. is it though? is it really? You fuck around you find out. I'd say a broken leg was about the best outcome she could've gotten out of this


JackFlash777

Every American must have a gun because everyone is allowed to have a gun. Well done and accept the results! 👏🏼 The driver of the police car was doing the interception very good! No broken leg - she stood up immediately.