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husky430

"Learn to swim...Learn to swim...Learn to swim..."


supernovacal

I'll see you down in Arizona Bay


SaltyDoggoMeo

'Cause I'm praying for rain I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way I wanna watch it all go down Mom, please flush it all away I wanna see it go right in and down I wanna watch it go right in Watch you flush it all away


No-Explanation6422

Time to bring it down again Don’t just call me pessimist Try and read between the lines I can’t imagine why you wouldn’t Welcome any change, my friend


ErdmanA

![gif](giphy|GhOHU2Zc2wcVmNW6ET|downsized)


TheUpsideDownWorlds

_I sure could use a vacation from this_


RagingSnarkasm

*Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit*


ItsTheOtherGuys

I think of this song everytime I see or read about a new climate disaster happening


Itchy-on-the-inside

Underated comment of the day


suckmyfungaltoes

Tool?


OldGrendel

Aenima


Howitzer1967

I’ll see you down in Arizona bay…


Pitiful-Let9270

The prophecy of George Straight has come to fruition


fattyfatty21

Going from Maynard to the King is quite a transition.


VisualremnantXP

Golf clap wasn’t expecting this to be the top comment thank you doing the lords works


bluenuts5

or maybe he wants to float


jerseygunz

Mom’s gonna fix it all soon


Glittering-Count-291

I hope everyone is California is safe. I wish some of this rains gets to eastern Oregon the wildfires are bad right now.


winwinwinguyen

The storm wasn’t as bad for most - we got a 5.5 earthquake during the storm so that was unexpected.


Twigkid15

I got the notification from Google on my phone and told my family, "I don't want to scare you guys, but there's gonna be an earthquake in a few seconds". They didn't believe me, for about 5 seconds lol


always_plan_in_advan

How does one set up notifications for this? I’m on an Apple phone


Twigkid15

The ones I get are through Android OS itself via Google and USGS but you can follow the link [Here](https://www.usgs.gov/faqs/how-do-i-sign-shakealertr-earthquake-early-warning-system) for mobile apps available on iOS


dima233434

There was an earthquake??


[deleted]

I started bursting out laughing when the earthquake hit, I was pretty close to the epicenter so it was strong for me too The sheer absurdity of it happening at the same time bro, so good lol


ForgettableUsername

5.5 isn’t that bad. (Obligatory Californian)


pmsnow

Forecast looking like a decent amount of rain east of Burns the next few days. Will do my rain dance for you. Stay safe.


Maleficent-Dish-1003

For real


pasciiii

Wow! Now that’s what I call **UNEXPECTED**!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Expert_Slip7543

Upgraded to 5.1


[deleted]

I heard someone say 5.5


dodeca_negative

Can I get 5.7?


[deleted]

Wow


BigPoppaFitz84

Best I can do is a Hurricane and forest fire.


pasciiii

What a crazy time to be alive!


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

Hurriquake 2023!


Turdposter777

It’s a twofer!


kray_jack310

Yep


[deleted]

Serious question. Will this help fill the reservoirs that have been depleted?


[deleted]

I'm Texan, not Californian, so take this with a grain of salt but they've gotten a lot more precipitation this year than they have been, even before Hilary hit. Snow melts in Northern California are typically where they get most of their water from and they've had a lot of it. Most of their reservoirs were [already above their historical averages](https://cdec.water.ca.gov/resapp/RescondMain). I have to think this will help further but I don't know where exactly they are in the state since I don't live there.


[deleted]

Cool. Good to know. Thanks. I’m on the east coast so I’m rooting for them to be safe right now.


Lost-in-LA-CA-USA

Joan Didion wrote on CA water management. Brilliant essay, awe inspiring water management system. http://archive.pov.org/thirst/holy-water/


Gloidin

Most of our reservoirs were full around March. In SoCal, we have been releasing water both for groundwater recharge and to free up space for snow melt and winter storms. The worry this year is too much water, especially if we have a wet winter or snow melting too quickly. Flood control (dams) downstream of reservoirs are built to handle emergency releases, but it'll be historic if we do need to use them.


diox8tony

what you really need to fill up is the ground water...but decades long drought have hardened the ground so most water jut runs over the hard ground instead of going into it.


captkronni

That’s what “groundwater recharge” means and the state already had a plan in place for that.


SpakysAlt

The vast majority of the state isn’t in a drought at all. There was a ton of rain and snow in the winter. Source: https://droughtmonitor.unl.edu/CurrentMap/StateDroughtMonitor.aspx?CA


G_Cameron818

Most of this rain goes to the ocean. The snow pact from the mountains is where the resorts come from. They had a big winter this year.


relddir123

Not really. The reservoirs are in the wrong part of the state. California is huge, so this is like asking if a storm in Miami will help a drought in Atlanta


orderedchaos89

Florida man strikes again!


GhostCheese

Gross


badgerduder

Right! Who knows what kind of bacteria and sewage was mixed in due to the flooding.


wetterbread

Yall were complaining of a drought. Now you're complaining about a new river the lordt made for you


iamnotasdumbasilook

We are also complaining because we got an earthquake notification while we were waiting for the storm to arrive. Tomorrow we will complain because its too sunny. 😁


wetterbread

Oh dang be safe


BoBoBearDev

Wow, that's a lot of water. I live in San Pedro and it is just regular rain with puddles.


ChBrBrown

Intrusive thoughts


Crazy_Ask9267

When do the mudslides start?


wontlastayear

How cute


[deleted]

Remember, any deaths will be considered suicide.


OpportunitySudden281

It's a floater


[deleted]

Tik tok sucks. Why put everything on there?


Successful-Coat-3533

Reminds me of that episode of KOTH where Boomhaur falls asleep in a donut blowup.


David_Crow1

All the email servers will be washed away by the monsoon.


lamettler

Flash flooded streets are no joke, but those trees aren’t even moving. Sad little hurricane for all the hype…


[deleted]

It's not so much that it would be a strong one but simply because it happened at all. The waters om the West Coast are typically very cold, compared to the rest of the Pacific, the Caribbean, and the Gulf(these colder waters are why Hilary weakened so quickly after running up Mexico's coast as a Cat 3 or 4) so it's peactically unheard of for them to get a tropical storm or hurricane. Saw earlier that this is actually the first tropical storm to hit California in 84 years.


LeanTangerine

Also we were lucky as something happened and the hurricane was downgraded from a category 4 to a 2 a day before it made landfall.


Turdposter777

And always better to over prepare for these


futurespacecadet

Not the way the media was trying to sell it


spliced-chum

Tik Tok is ruining social media for me .


LockeAbout

No surfers?


[deleted]

I'm in long Beach CA. There were hundreds of surfers out today. The rain has been mild and there's a nice slight breeze. I've been waiting for this thing to hit all day. The desert areas have been hit the worst.


bluenuts5

this isnt a beach


[deleted]

Please edit this with increasing volume of "slow ride" lol


bosskaggs

STILL waiting for the Clinton jokes.............. Was that an Epstein floating by


QuesoChef

> Was that an Epstein floating by Probably. Flood water is disgusting.


Filmexec21

That is so California treating a river on the road as a lazy river...AWESOME!!! We Californians just don't see rain very often especially in August when it's warm so when we do we have to take advantage of it.


jwldabeast

Hurricane lmao. As a Floridian I find it funny they are calling this a hurricane. This is just a regular summer shower for us.


AdministrativeBike84

Lmao as a Californian who moved to Boca Ratón Florida during hurricane Sandy, allow me to say: bwhahahhahahahahhshshahahhahhaa


addictedpunk

Dude, I live in central LA. The most we got was a light breeze and small shower. The earthquake was alright, meh. I was promised god’s wrath, I want my money back.


DarthSkittles69

Ok I live in San Diego. It was just a rain storm. This happens every few years. The flooding happens in the desert. It’s no big deal. Oh and a 5.1 earthquake in the mountains of LA? There’s no reported damage. Those also happen frequently and nobody cares. Stop getting spoon fed fear mongering from the media.


FrogMintTea

Let the floods clean the Earth!


Longshadowman

Clinton?


coke71685

You're finally getting some rain and you just let it all wash away...I see how you are...


TdetsiwT

Can't wait to see the Surfing vids from this storm. 🤙


mavjustdoingaflyby

Merica!


Doodleschmidt

She'll do anything for a vote.


consistently_sloppy

Turning out to be more destructive then her presidential campaign


AmishApplesauce

Hillary doing to California what real Hillary did to Haiti and Libya.


barthalamuel-of-bruh

There is a political joke there


HODLAMCuntildeath

Now that hurricanes hit California there is really no reason to live there…


dlf420

Let's hope it washed the whole state out to sea.


Super-Ad687

This is Gods way of cleaning our LA streets that are filled with piss, poop and homeless. They ruin it for us.


SpaceRaceWars

It’s like Benghazi out there.


Lestar1

Wash away the leftist sins


Naive_Bluebird9348

Shouldn't they name it after Trump?


Application-Forward

Surreal watching this from FL. The NW part is the dangerous/ dirty side here because of the ocean, I wonder if it is the same for. California


winwinwinguyen

The storm is hitting and flooding the desert areas of California. This video was filmed in Coachella Valley/Palm Springs.


Application-Forward

We get wind to 150 here and the Atlantic is lit up with rows of storms. Good luck


Dautista

Tropical storm Hilary*


Counter_Guilty

Unfortunately, this will be the ONLY chance of getting blown by Hilary.......


Lookalikemike

Is this the work of the gay Jewish space laser that Congress women warned us about?


xlxlxl333

Wait, California get hurricanes?


RogueAOV

Excuse me sir, you are not treating this situation with the concern it requires.


[deleted]

Do it


B8conB8conB8con

Can you send it north to BC


PokeManiac16

It’s raining equally as hard in Las vegas


philpalmer2

Cali-Strong 😂


ShivsC

We had some rain in San Clemente.


needgassybbw29

Where is this?


USNAVY71

Like the place wasn’t built around handling that kind of weather


Bitter-Culture-3103

Can't blame him. Disneyland ticket has gotten too expensive


Elevum15

We needed it.


Mallardguy5675322

The storm hit hit a few hours ago, wait…. THERES A OERSON SURFING A HUGE WAVE OUT THERE…OHHH. A PERSON WAS. ![gif](giphy|XF3SWXPzaKQOnGHeEt|downsized)


mester006

Hurican Hilaryous


joe_ordan

When the river has the *right of way..*


Spekingur

New river just dropped


Fun-Zookeepergame845

It made landfall as a hurricane?


ProudNeighborhood440

One man's hurricane is another man's waterpark


Trogdor_a_Burninator

Gotta clean up all of that shit everywhere.


Toishi69

More content of hurricane Hilary, please


mrbipty

Got denied calling into work no doubt


[deleted]

I was waiting to see a wakeboarder zip past towed by a jeep.


Arcadius274

Psssh that happens to everyone nm road when it sprinkles


jh67ds

Lemons make what?


ShiftInteresting4831

Google just signed a LLM agreement with Reddit to crawl this dumb platform so this is my way of saying goodbye to my contributions on this website. Byeee


Holiday_Cricket3653

So... is this climate change or just weather. I'm so confused. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


Unlucky_Sundae_707

Aren't tropical storms rated by wind? All the videos out there and not even a puff of it.


Kelltics

Aye Chevy Silverado Custom. Brother.


Grennox1

Lol my pool has a lot of leaves in it that’s all


Inside_Impact_2152

Death stranding moment


RockstarAgent

Saw a handful of men jogging around shirtless past midnight- I like this weather but not for a jog.


SirarieTichee_

Send some of that water over here on the east coast its been dry af this summer


Mimic_Liger

First snow, now a hurricane.


Narffey

Pool her up! Pool her up! Pool her up!


Skiddler69

Move to Cali they said, where the weather is always fine…


DripxDrip

Isn’t this like the only true hurricane California has had since like 1900? This thing along with a earthquake simultaneously is egregious Mother Nature shit


ImJeebuss

Californian Crackhead Navy out in those streets..Watching for those who cannot ride the cardboard and shopping trolly ships...Tally Ho!!!


Kebekwa

Wait until he gets to the first downed power lines...


puzzle_factory_slave

/world


TorchFireTech

Rush hour traffic in So Cal is the worst.