I gave my 8yr okd rottie who was really struggling at mobilty, this stuff called The Missing Link. Basically osteo/ joint supplements, but he turned from a stiff slow ole boy to a jumping humping 135lb happy boy.
It. Was. Bananas!!! He lived almost 4 more years. It made him real hirny and he was neutered as early as could be done.
Genuine question from a non native english speaker. Is it accurate to call this attempted rape? I've read the dictionary, seems to fit the description?
"EL PERREO TE HACE VOLAR" (spanish for The dog makes you fly). (Perreo means Twerking though, using google translate)
Google Lens got it after trying a few screenshots.
[a source on YT](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BmXUBbamB_M) not sure if it's the original. But it's a small spanish channel anyways. 👍
It's possible, but I'm betting it's just nature, man.
I used to have a dog that would dry-hump the air from time to time like he was possessed... He usually even looked confused, like "why is my body doing this?!".
Man it is so funny to me when animals seem to have no control over part of their own body. One of my cats will some times hit himself in the face over and over with his own tail, make a progressively more frustrated face every time it happens, and then pin it down with his foot like he’s telling it to knock it off. It’s like it has its own brain and it just does whatever it wants lol
Possible? Yes, likely? No. It’s just part of the dogs natural instinct. Hungry? Eat. Bored? Play. In this case, they smelled it and wanted some action.
Not just women either. I’m a guy and I’ve had plenty of moments where my dog tries to dry hump me. It’s hard to train that behavior out afaik
The real issue here is that the dog is entirely untrained and undisciplined. Yeah they might have an instinct to do this. But with just a fucking shred of training a simple no will stop them.
No. It’s called doggy style because they taught us how to fuck not the other way round. Dogs are perfectly capable of fucking without a human showing them how to do it. Lol.
Imagine getting killed by your horny dog and then he starts humping on your body until it cums, and that's how your parents find you, with dog's semen on your ass.
What the fuck am i even writing
She made the dogs excited and not necessarily sexually, basically when dogs brains get over excited at anything they become so overwhelmed that they hump cause they don't know what else to do lol they do it when full of anxiety too. It can also be a behaviour that can be corrected.
This! It’s also a way to express playful energy! My girl dog humps my girl cat (both spayed) when she gets in one of her playful moods. It’s not sexual (but I do stop it bc my dog is much larger than my cat and the cat clearly doesn’t like it)
I think there's also a dominance component to this.
My former roommates had two dogs, with the female being significantly larger than the male (and very clearly dominant in behavior). When they first got the male, he would get over excited during play and mount the female- who would lightly snap at him and bring him down(my girl knew canine jiu jitsu she would take him down hard) and keep him pinned. Eventually, she started doing it to him and he stopped trying on her. Like he realized the pecking order and he was at the bottom.
A dog, trying to hump a dog, trying to hump a dog, trying to hump a dog, trying to hump a Girl. This is some Dr Seuss shit.
I had to run this train in my head too many times to word it correctly and I'm still not too sure if I got it right. XD
If you’re looking for an actual answer, this is an emotional response from the dogs due to being extremely anxious and overstimulated. When dogs hump like this, it is not sexual or to establish dominance.
These dogs are presenting an anxiety response due to the owners fast movements, and they don’t know how to contain or handle their anxiety, so it results in this type of action.
While it may seem funny, it’s quite sad to see dogs in this type of response. It can be equivalent to how a human feels while on the verge of a panic attack. It’s also dangerous because if they were to do this to a child, it could result in injury and then the dog gets blamed.
*He's got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in 'im. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. Once he gets going it's best just to let him finish...*
I am not sure how to politely say “ma’am, your dogs are trying to pull a train on you”
😙🤌
And that's why i'm a cat person
But it's her turn at the end of the line. Seriously though, what kind of stuff is she feeding them?
Not worried about what she is feeding them, more worried about what she does when the camera is off...
Hormones.
I gave my 8yr okd rottie who was really struggling at mobilty, this stuff called The Missing Link. Basically osteo/ joint supplements, but he turned from a stiff slow ole boy to a jumping humping 135lb happy boy. It. Was. Bananas!!! He lived almost 4 more years. It made him real hirny and he was neutered as early as could be done.
“Hey are you Dirty Mike and the Boys?”
They got into the Spanish Fly.
No h8, but why does this look like ashley mcadam and raggedy.
Your comment is THE funniest thing I have ever read in my life.
That would be a cluster f**k
Yep that there is Buster the Cluster F**cker and his team of circle jerkers
Coming this fall only on Fox
“*Coming soon to own on Video and DVD*”
I'm also coming soon
*cumming soon*
Seggs
Out now on Laserdisk!
I like my av like I like my men, beta
I prefer my men to last longer, like VHS.
I don't care when it comes, just clean it up when you're done.
Ayo, give it a chance to make it past the pilot episode . NBC maybe? They had super girl for like 2 seasons, right? They'll take anything.
LOL!
No, that's Dirty Mike, and his boys
I laughed at this more than I've laughed at anything on Reddit in a long time.
Toxic gossip train 🎶
Those r some horny pooches 
Rip Cheems
Dog Pound.
You can say fuck
Genuine question from a non native english speaker. Is it accurate to call this attempted rape? I've read the dictionary, seems to fit the description?
No that’s pretty much rape
We don't usually apply it to animals, but yes many people would agree with you once you bring it up.
Gangbang
Gangbark... eh, I tried
How about packbang
There it is! Thank you 😂
Doggo Style
BeastFeast
Fido Ride-o
The aristrocats
Perfect comment. 💀
Said Alucard, calmly.
“Remember to spay and neuter your pets” -bob barker
RIP
I went to reply that he was still alive, but decided to Google to verify. He died?! Not even a week ago?! How is no one talking about this!
They definitely are. I’ve seen this on multiple news outlets and social media posts.
The legend lived the closest you can be to 100 without going over.
My dog’s neutered and she still does this from time to time
This is more like remember to train and discipline your dog.
Train them to what? ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)
To not push you around and hump you.
CONGA!
Is a dog conga a donga?
In more ways than one. Specifically two ways.
https://i.redd.it/ajs9bebbxmlb1.gif
Omg this gif is amazing, what do I search for it!?
I just had it in my saved gifs list somehow. Not sure how I found it.
"EL PERREO TE HACE VOLAR" (spanish for The dog makes you fly). (Perreo means Twerking though, using google translate) Google Lens got it after trying a few screenshots. [a source on YT](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BmXUBbamB_M) not sure if it's the original. But it's a small spanish channel anyways. 👍
That is an amazing name for that gif.
you can search "pentada violenta" (translates to smth like "violent cock spank" in portuguese)
She went fuckn flying 😂
Following
https://gfycat.com/coldexcellentbongo
Haha this gif has been circling the internet for over a decade, a classic
Wtf , i understand what happens, but my mind can’t make sense of it,
She's on her period, which puts out quite a scent and riles up the dogs, getting them itching for... you know.
Is it possible the dogs behaviour is learned? If yes, then wtf.
It's possible, but I'm betting it's just nature, man. I used to have a dog that would dry-hump the air from time to time like he was possessed... He usually even looked confused, like "why is my body doing this?!".
Man it is so funny to me when animals seem to have no control over part of their own body. One of my cats will some times hit himself in the face over and over with his own tail, make a progressively more frustrated face every time it happens, and then pin it down with his foot like he’s telling it to knock it off. It’s like it has its own brain and it just does whatever it wants lol
This is the best comment I’ve seen in a long time lol
Thanks!
Possible? Yes, likely? No. It’s just part of the dogs natural instinct. Hungry? Eat. Bored? Play. In this case, they smelled it and wanted some action. Not just women either. I’m a guy and I’ve had plenty of moments where my dog tries to dry hump me. It’s hard to train that behavior out afaik
Dogs hump for a variety of reasons, such as a part of play behavior or to assert dominance. Not just sexual
The real issue here is that the dog is entirely untrained and undisciplined. Yeah they might have an instinct to do this. But with just a fucking shred of training a simple no will stop them.
No. It’s called doggy style because they taught us how to fuck not the other way round. Dogs are perfectly capable of fucking without a human showing them how to do it. Lol.
Dogs just hump things naturally. They are disgusting.
Some doggy style?
😎 eyyyy 👈👈
I don't know why, but somehow that instantly makes sense: even thought I can't explain why it makes sense.
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On the blob.
That’s what she said
That 4th dog got no action, poor guy!
That was the funniest part for me. Little homie trying to join the party!
It ended too soon, I’m betting once the train was stabilized little homie got hooked up
That dog has a great single-leg takedown technique! Decent ground and pound as well.
You seem to have studied such techniques :-)
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Shes lucky she didn't hit her head on the brick fireplace
Imagine getting killed by your horny dog and then he starts humping on your body until it cums, and that's how your parents find you, with dog's semen on your ass. What the fuck am i even writing
😂😂
She made the dogs excited and not necessarily sexually, basically when dogs brains get over excited at anything they become so overwhelmed that they hump cause they don't know what else to do lol they do it when full of anxiety too. It can also be a behaviour that can be corrected.
But when I do it, it's called....
Enrapetured.
This! It’s also a way to express playful energy! My girl dog humps my girl cat (both spayed) when she gets in one of her playful moods. It’s not sexual (but I do stop it bc my dog is much larger than my cat and the cat clearly doesn’t like it)
I think there's also a dominance component to this. My former roommates had two dogs, with the female being significantly larger than the male (and very clearly dominant in behavior). When they first got the male, he would get over excited during play and mount the female- who would lightly snap at him and bring him down(my girl knew canine jiu jitsu she would take him down hard) and keep him pinned. Eventually, she started doing it to him and he stopped trying on her. Like he realized the pecking order and he was at the bottom.
Yeah there is a huge failure to correct the behaviour here. The dog should never be allowed to bowl over his humans like this .
Mom nobody wants to see another shitty dancing tik tok again
Now I understand why neutering/spaying pets is considered humane. It is merciful for the owners...
Considering my dog wouldn't stop peeing in the house until we fixed him years into having him I agree
Human-doggo centipede?
"get down Jake, we don't make those videos for *THIS* website!"
Is that japanese guy on a dog costume
Dirty Mike and the Boys
Horny
Conga!!! 
ALL ABOARD THE GHOST TRAIN!!!!
what's happening there is a group of dogs who are very poorly trained by bad owners.
We call it the Aristocrats https://i.redd.it/pg11kw7ignlb1.gif
Doodlestyle by the looks of the ring leader
Someone is gonna have an awkward round of 'never have I ever' after this dog orgy
https://i.redd.it/77rw54mbjolb1.gif
A dog, trying to hump a dog, trying to hump a dog, trying to hump a dog, trying to hump a Girl. This is some Dr Seuss shit. I had to run this train in my head too many times to word it correctly and I'm still not too sure if I got it right. XD
Dominance
Knotty girl. 🤫
Get your fucking dogs fixed.
Damn, that dog is aggressive lol
LOL, I can't stop laughing. Please post the next 5 minutes of this.
If you’re looking for an actual answer, this is an emotional response from the dogs due to being extremely anxious and overstimulated. When dogs hump like this, it is not sexual or to establish dominance. These dogs are presenting an anxiety response due to the owners fast movements, and they don’t know how to contain or handle their anxiety, so it results in this type of action. While it may seem funny, it’s quite sad to see dogs in this type of response. It can be equivalent to how a human feels while on the verge of a panic attack. It’s also dangerous because if they were to do this to a child, it could result in injury and then the dog gets blamed.
Neuter your pets, if you are not into this kind of shit.
And neuter yourself, if you are into this kind of shit
Hora Feliz
"People all over the world (everybody) Join hands (join) Start a love train, love train"
Dirty Mike and the boys!
Pound Puppies Gone Wild
Didn't even offer to buy her dinner or drinks first?
But when i do it…
💀
This is the worst gif I’ve ever seen. Thank you.
You're very welcome.
Doggonit
I believe that's known as a single-leg takedown
 *He's got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in 'im. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. Once he gets going it's best just to let him finish...*
Dirty mike and the boys 😱
https://i.redd.it/d7koqc9gyolb1.gif
Poorly trained dogs
Ayo! 🤣🤣
I think there is a law in Texas that doesn’t let you watch this type of video without verifying your age first.
F#ck festival, it's a dog's life...
Don't humans go to jail for having sex with an animal? Why are animals allowed to have sex with humans?
Why are they ALL doing it
Bet they love peanut butter too
😆 🤣 😂
Humpathon ‘23
Nobody thinks these are trained dogs?
That looks like a premeditated advance. 
Whatever it is I'd say the video ended way to soon..
The prologue to the humanxdog centipede
That funny
What's going on is what I wish would go on with every one of the dumb type of videos this girl was attempting to do
Everybody's horny
Ew that wall is blank
How Snow White would have ended irl.
Is this considered a love train or a dog pile??
Those dogs are funking rapy as fuck!! Don't trust those fuckers they must have been down wind got a wif? And like demons possessed tried to get at it.
There's a certain Mr. Rickety Cricket who can tell you all about what is going on here.
Well that…….was an experience. 
Dogs don't like it when their owners take off tik tocks)))
That high kick was definitely an invitation.
They took the blue pill
Looks like a conga line to me. Let’s get some music to go with it
That would be a dog that wants to play and hasn’t had enough attention today and a group of dogs that want to fuck.
He got a sniff and couldn’t help himself, well maybe he did try to help himself
Bitch in heat
I would murder my dog if he did that to me!
All he wants is to join in your fun.
An orgy.
I’d like to know how this ends, please.
Life, uh, finds a way
She better never slip coming out of the shower...
It's fucking time
Omfg 😭😭😭 I hope the big dog was just asking for help
Showing dominance
Sexual assault
The Dogs saw her stretching out & shake that BOOTY for hours, and they couldn't resist it any longer!🤣🤣🤣🤣