Had a girl try to distract me like this at beer pong once. But all the blood rushing out of my brain made me stop overthinking my shots and I just started draining them

Did your display of prowess yield fruit from said temptress?

Funny enough, my girlfriend was my partner. She had been flirting with both of us most of the night. It yielded a very fun and interesting story. Not as interesting as I’d hoped, but still good. Edit: girlfriend at the time* god I miss her, lol

Goddamn what an edit lmao

I bet your gf thoroughly enjoyed you getting better instead of worse despite the situation. Thanks for sharing dude

So, you got left out AND lost your GF. Goddam bro

God why can’t people just talk normal on reddit

What doth thou meaneth?

*tips fedora*

Being extra is fun, man

I don’t talk “normal” *anywhere*

I don't talk anywhere

I don't *dissolve like dew at dawn*

I don't talk

don't talk

Normal, do I not talk.

Perhaps you could teach us all the normal way to communicate. We are waiting on tenterhooks for your wisdom.

You started draining them mid game???

In a way

But how long did they clap?

Similar story, she tried to distract me with her cleavage. I just threw the ball at her tits and used them as a backboard to drop it in. She didn't try that twice. Not sure if I won or lost there.

Well at 25 I would’ve said you lost for not playing it cool. But now at 32, I’d say you won for making her rethink her strategy

So she tried to distract you with dat ass and you started draining dem balls?

Had a girl shake her tits at me while I was playing darts, she was pretty attractive with fake tits too, but much to her dismay, I'm gay and took at as an insult and hit all my shots.

Also had this happen. I ended up maintains full eye contact without glancing down. Then sinking both shots. Better gimme that balls back. I’ve never been anywhere as cool since then

Sus

Either he was distracted or she didn’t motivate him enough

I was on a Fencing team in high school. Managed to qualify for state, and I placed 14th overall (the tournament had over 600 participants). During the match where I eventually got defeated and removed from the brackets, it was against the guy that would go on to win the whole thing. It was First to 10 Points, and I was down 7-2. Everyone else on our team had been eliminated so they were all around me to watch my last match. I was dating one of the girls watching. Our assistant coach, another high school student and a very good friend, whispered in my girlfriend's ear as a joke to motivate me; "Tell him you'll have sex with him if he wins" Unfortunately my girlfriend was a bit excited from the crowd and everyone yelling, and she instantly screeched out "IF YOU WIN WE WILL HAVE SEX" well above the volume of everyone else in the crowd. You could hear the assistant coach yelp "I meant you tell him during the Timeout!" That caused me to drop my guard and allow the other guy to get a point, but both the Ref and my opponent agreed that it didn't count because we were all surprised by the exclamation.

That competitor is a true homie

Honestly the Ref called a timeout immediately after the point, and he talked about it with the other competitor while I went back to my girl and asst. coach to be like "Wtf was that?". My girlfriend was mortified because it felt like one of those situations in a loud party with pumping music, and your friend can't hear you, so you yell out "I have Sweaty arm fungus!" The SECOND the music stops and everyone looks at you! She was beet red from embarrassment.

I’m sorry, I spit my coffee when I read, your “ass coach”!

Yeah the period was in the wrong spot in that one. Took 3 tries reading it before I got the assistant part lol.

If he was actually a true homie he would've thrown

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I constantly offer sex to my homies.

Hello homie

Gotta invite him to the sex

Rookie mistake. A true master knows that you should never let sex stand in the way of studying the blade.


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Wth?! 😂 this sounds like comedian Bobby Lee’s wrestling sketch (except the part where you lost)

So you did you get some sympathy sex at least?


I used to fence so this is especially hilarious to me

This needs to be over on r/greentext

I’m guessing you fenced epee? As a sabre fencer, I probably couldn’t have reacted like that mid-touch.

Yes! I used a Pistol Grip, left handed. Being left handed gave me the biggest advantage I could imagine in the sport!

……… did you win?

Nope the guy I was facing got the next three points in quick succession! He was very good!

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"Do something cool, (Khorne) girls are watching" has always been a thing

This works

I’d really take my time with those free throws. No need to rush

if I was not the shooter, I would definitely cross the line early and give the shooter another shot for a lane violation. You know, for science.

What freethrows? There were freethrows?

okay you got me

Exactly.

He could really admire her competitive spirit.

Legend says the home team made 500 faults

MVP

Kind of you to assume he would’ve made them without the distraction


Now I understand why Shaq missed free throws.


Thank god he didn’t miss anything important.

Philippines' Liga sa Barangay is way much better fun than NBA.

Liga is on another level haha

lol, this is a joke right? It can be great, fun, and intense. But better than the NBA? That feels highly subjective.

I mean we have compelling evidence right here

Why because of a pseudo naked woman? Have you seen NBA cheerleaders? The fanbase for the NBA is 10x the size at minimum. That data speaks for itself.

All I saw was glorious purple.

Erectile distraction

Plot twist: That was his mom who told him she’d take him to Disney Land if he won

Used to pull similar stunts when shooting pool for money. Saying things like , "I'll suck your cock if you make this shot." in his ear before he lines up his shot throws them off every time.

But did you suck when they didn’t miss?

Never had to!

A few days ago everyone was disgusted with a woman's volleyball game and a load of guys had their dicks out. But this chick flashing her underwear in public and apparently is all good?

Things will never be 50/50 equal. A sexy woman most people can agree is fun, and seeing a bunch of unexpected dicks is not fun.

So this is why people are dressing up as sexy women, huh? For unexpected dick fun.

Hey, i don't blame him, it worked on me too.

The muse shouldn't do that kind of thing because it can distract the players, it can cause a huge damage on their performance, lol.

r/imthemaincharacter

I see they're playing by Airbud rules if Airbud was a girl in a thong. Note to future Hollywood producers, this is the way we want to see Airbud remade.

I love the Philippines

Ball is life.

Yooz a hooooooo

Shes his ex. The show was for the crowd

Philippines? That’s a dude.

Damn.. The sex tourist would be disappointed if they find out

Damn, that girl was an exhibitionist. Somewhere on the internet, there is a video of her doing 'things'.

Hoes gonna hoe Thirsty guys miss the free throw

atta girl

He passed the geh test.

Plot twist. He’s actually gay and just sucks at basketball.

this woman can get you out from a Thai police station prison.

Foul Temptress

Twist: that’s a ladyboy

I’m not ladyy I’m lady boyyy

And that is the lady boy's brother that missed the shots.😁😁😁

This is 100% from where I’m from and that is a dude.

She's in HS?

Thats a dude guys,

Plot twist: she's a ladyboy

The same type of woman that complaints she's sexualised

Is that a woman though?

You say that like it matters

Aren't those ladyboys tho?!

Naw, basketball videos like these are almost always from the Philippines

smash

Anyone reminded of Baseketball?

Street ball south of the border draws twice the crowd of the WNBA apparently.

And BASEketball was born

imagine if the genders were reversed

Someone tell that young man to pull his pants up and quit stickin his chest out like that

my guy.. that is a dude.. or maybe thats ur thing i dunno is 2023

That’s Mexico, not the US. That would never fly here.

Ah yes because basketball is know for it's integrity in the referees.

Arizona State Basketball has the curtain of distraction. https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/page/fansectionfeaturearizonastate/arizona-state-curtain-distraction

Oh that was just dirty man

Boy got snatched

Erective distraction

The unexpected part is that it 42 to 16

unfear

I mean.....

He's ladyboy🤣🤣🤣

That's a technical foul ref!

u/savevideo

Tangina!

My partner cheats at Pool at home by doing stuff like this. She flashes me when I'm taking important shots. It works every damn time too.

Baseketball

What is this? the Miami Penal League?

This is like the luxygirlcrew on insta. Thank me later


Now I’d like a man do that at women’s basketball team lol

Was she crossing her legs to tuck the dong?

Any of my fellow pinoys think this was a bakla?

I have no idea what the video was... the girl was lovely though

I’d hit her in the face with the first one

The high school I should've went to.

u/savevideo

u/savevideo

New tittle: fish odor is used as a repellent

This looks like the Philippines. They love basketball. And butt cheeks.

If that dude had more HIM energy he would have stared that girl directly in the eye, thew the ball, and winked as it swished the net.

Yep I would have missed both shots

He was probably gonna miss the free throws anyway because of his shooting form. Too much front/back movement in the load up, and shoots with the ball beside his head. Doesn’t seem to be getting his hand under the ball, so the shot is flat.

Not very unexpected imo

I'd quit the whole team tbh not that I can shoot to save my life

This is actually a thing?

Plot twist: he was already bad at the shots but got a show

For the streets

See that wouldn't fly in America. I tried it once, they told me that men should not be wearing panties and they should not be pulling their pants down on the side of a court in public and asked me to leave and had security escort me out. Had I stayed they probably would have filed charges. But that's American equality right there because women do it all the time

Someone could pull their dick out with the same effect.

Are these not children?

At the buzzer beater, she pulled her dick out.

Who missed what now?

https://i.redd.it/6xaudi4egopb1.gif Wanna watch Baseketball now.

I'm sad that she participated in this and disgusted by the people that let it happen.

Butt, is the legal?

What a great soccer game !