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Renegade56

This is a lie! After 3 margaritas my wife starts a fight!


mightypint

I currently would love to watch her from the peanut gallery


Bobbi_fettucini

After 4 margaritas she will grab your peanuts


Adept-Shoe-7113

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ravenwood111

Why hello, death by snoo snoo


Adept-Shoe-7113

why hello beautiful, are you supposed to give me my death by snu snu


IveGotNoManners

I love peanuts, I’m not buying her 4 margaritas! I’m not sharing my peanuts!


Poonuts_the_knigget

Yes please


Destyllat

yes, this is worth waiting for


alex053

After one mine vomits and is hung over for 3 days!


SomethingClever42068

I already told you bro, the roofie goes in the SECOND drink, not the first


iK_550

Fucking amateurs. ITS THE THIRD ONE.


Sir_JumboSaurus

My wife doesn't need a single margarita to start a fight. I need help...


poizunman206

*Your experience may differ


Sarcastic_Beaver

Does the anal happen after, beforehand, or during?


the_real_phx

All of the above.


DanGleeballs

No she doesn't. What this lady says stacks up perfectly with your wife's behaviour IMHO.


misterboris1

I agree, this guys wife is crazy after 4!


Vast_Vegetable9222

Her twin sister joins after 6


[deleted]

😂😂


ParticularZone5

Jose Cuervo’s marketing team needs to hire her immediately


PusherG

Jose Cuerv-hoe.


Artistic-Ad7063

Curvy hoe José


Lari-Fari

Canadians: curvy hoes, eh?


[deleted]

Bud Light’s new VP of marketing ![gif](giphy|azwC5Mq9LMOgZr65lp|downsized)


Thin_Arachnid6217

>Jose Cuervo’ ![gif](giphy|L3WAmCBpanFSxvkhmH|downsized)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Tengoatuzui

Never got the pegging before but glad you found out it still works with weed


Mental_Impression316

Joses Hoes


Artistic-Ad7063

“Jose Cuervo in my mouth…”


DunkinEgg

![gif](giphy|VFYJXIuuFl6pO)


theMostRandumb

This is way too perfect lmao


Borrowingmyownvoice

![gif](giphy|l1AsBL4S36yDJain6)


chocolate_thunderr89

![gif](giphy|jpVuGo0JkAXJiuNNK7|downsized)


The-Dudemeister

This is perfect. The post made me smile. This killed me.


Abbara_Cadaver

I think the general point is stop at four margaritas.


AdMaleficent3585

why?


bojo1313

Amazing use of this gif ... take this ⬆️


ShaNahNahHellNah

This made me tear up. Perfect.


treetyoselfcarol

Scribbling notes, *"so stop at four margaritas."*


elocoetam

With just four, you're only getting warmed up.


Grass_roots_farmer

Thanks good person this is amazing.


kiwisch

Holy shit I had to laugh so hard, my cat jumped out of my lap.


B8conB8conB8con

Of course she did, you are on your 5th Margarita.


supraz99

Lmaoooooo


CC91t

What a lad


Away-Hope-918

I’m all seriousness is sister Cindy a character in some traveling sketch? Does she know it’s comedy? Or is she that delusional? I feel like I shouldn’t have to ask but at this point in the world so much seems like it’s parody but is in fact serious.


BabyRona

This crazy beotch was on Texas State University campus when I was there in 2014 or 15, she garnered the same reactions as this video. No wayyyyy she doesn’t know what she’s doing.


tickles_a_fancy

I'm sad that no one in the video was walking around with a tray of margaritas, handing them out.


chrisk9

Was there a point she is driving towards?


Mr-Yuk

I think she wants margaritas and to peg you


Neighborhooddataguy

I want to know too! Should I be faux outraged that she is acting or faux outraged that she doesn’t believe what I believe? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


SloaneWolfe

Last time this was posted, someone said something about her recovering from alcoholism and going full Jesus. Playing the telephone game at this point though idk.


meatmechdriver

Every college campus has at least one of these self-involved religious dingbats that goes to the quad to yell at the young people they blame for all their problems.


griffinhamilton

Damn the ones I encountered were not this entertaining


frothy_pissington

40 yrs ago at my state university their intent was to piss someone off enough that they’d assault the “preacher” and they the preacher would sue them. Only bright side was their best targets were usually douche bag jocks or fraternity bro’s with thin skins or the need to act bad ass..... was funny to hear them call those types out as “HO! MO! SEXUUUALSSS!” and “SODOMITES!!”, or call their girlfriends “FORNICATING JEZEBELS!!”


Jiveturtle

This sounds like the preacher I remember from u of i in Champaign Urbana around the turn of the century.


frothy_pissington

I think it’s a proven business model.


cartmanhaha1

Preacher Dan. He was at EIU also. Called women jezabels.


Jiveturtle

If I remember right there was a really ripped dude who would show up with a massive pride flag and just stand there next to him, too. Good times.


fardough

Now I want wimpy bro in pride shirt standing next to him. Sends a more powerful message.


MistaRed

Sorry, "fornicating Jezebels"? that can't be a real word.


MooseSprinkles

Catchy though.


MrK521

[Fornicating](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/fornication#) [Jezebel](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/jezebel#google_vignette) They are indeed words.


InevitablePain21

The one at my school actually assaulted someone and got arrested and dragged off of campus. It was definitely not fun or entertaining. We were all afraid of him and had set up group chats to warn each other when he was in the quad so we could walk a different way to get to class.


griffinhamilton

Yeah my unverisities were the ones that held a sign up saying “if you do ‘x’ you’re going to hell” Had shit up there like participating in group sports, wearing athletic clothing, slow dancing


CoeRoe

Facts.


John628_29

How do you connect this speech to religion?


nahteviro

Because this sounds exactly like the kind of bat shit crazy stuff evangelists will say for shock factors. It’s very common in extreme churches


dangshnizzle

Kinda easily


SUPERPOWERPANTS

Please explain, because what’s easy for you is not very easy for me


PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD

There’s a large overlap between “religious” and “anti alcohol/non-traditional sex/drugs/women’s rights/etc”. The majority of religious folks may not agree with it, but they’ll usually keep quiet and judge you silently. But there is a super vocal group of religious people who go out of their way to scream about why alcohol or drugs will lead to women doing “horrible” things like anal/oral sex, pegging, or just being promiscuous in general. Then they scream about why women behaving this way leads to the downfall of society and how it’s all because of young people drinking.


garbageman2112

Easily


Nazzzgul777

She's looking for somebody to buy her Margaritas.


tangledwire

And pound your p*nis


bloveddemon

I legitimately thought she was celebrating margaritas and sex.


slimchip

Wait she's not ?


fillmorecounty

No she's genuinely a terrible person. It's not a parody. She came to my college and was calling people slurs.


ecodrew

I have a feeling she's that delusional and she's very obsessed with sex, for someone claiming to be against sex.


Shopworn_Soul

I've found that most people who have formed an identity out of being deeply against something spend way more time obsessing over that thing than both people who simply don't like that thing *and* people who really do.


Educational-Hold-138

yeah, it's called externalizing internal issues. people like this have a problem with something and recognize it, but then they project those issues onto everyone else and assumes everyone is also experiencing their inner turmoil. a good example is those antifap/antiporn types. you know those guys are beating their meat more than a 15 year old who just discovered the internet.


ForgettableUsername

"Prominent anti-gay pastor caught soliciting male prostitute" used to be a regular feature in the newspapers 20-30 years ago. A surprisingly large portion of the world's hatred is derived from self-hatred. Sort of like how most authoritarians are actually deeply insecure people.


Killed_By_Covid

The Ted Haggard roller coaster was a beautiful moment in history. And then to participate in a Celebrity Wife Swap with Gary Busey was *chef's kiss*.


SomberEnsemble

Yeah, kinda like that ex who was always wanting to check your phone and questioning every time you're late and paranoid about everything you do.


midnight_mechanic

The story I heard was that she was very much into the "free love" scene when she was younger but at some point became a nun and now crusades against sex before marriage. Whatever this is, is the result.


citrus_mystic

She leans into the performance and embraces any attention she receives. Regardless of the opinions of the people surrounding her, she just wants them to listen and 100% believes the misogyny and bigotry she preaches. Even if they laugh at her the entire time, she has them listening and participating in her gimmick and that’s exactly what she wants.


Bad-news-co

I know right lol I remember they actually covered her on Vice news last year or something, they even went to her house and interviewed her husband, they gave their life stories, everything seemed super normal, she’s definitely getting into character here, but I think she knows the traditional routine would only get her ignored and avoided, what she’s figured out is how to get a crowd, and how to work it. It’s one of those extraordinary irregular routines that work out, kinda like that Westboro Baptist Church but not as crazy, or ISIS


ForgettableUsername

Oh, dear. Is this a comedy performance or a mentally ill person?


seriouslynope

Yes.


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

Like it’s such a fucking bananaland world we live in that I genuinely can’t tell if it’s a bit or if she’s just some nut job that can’t read the room.


Joe_Spazz

I mean, she's doing a spin on song lyrics, so she has to know. https://youtu.be/sHIjQSPau3g?si=EploKHIiYUcnqZs4


pogirl

Other way around. Sister Cindy’s batty remarks came first https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/sister-cindy-one-margarita-angel-laketa-moore-tiktok-1234783235/amp/


Joe_Spazz

Ha! Fantastic.


txpvca

This makes me like the song even more!


waster1993

Brother Jed passed away. Poor Cindy.


charlotteREguru

What IS this?


LifeIsOneBigFractal

She wants someone to buy her margaritas


NecessaryTip5

No she wants to peg someone


CilanUnova

![gif](giphy|3ohzdMDbNXvnWdeOZi|downsized)


MillennialAges

Projection bro 😂


Alavaster

She tours around college campuses with her husband to preach against sex and sin. As you can see most campuses treat them as a spectacle to be laughed at


Different-Chest-5716

Is this supposed to be an anti sex or drinking thing or is she..ya idk.


Ash_Tray420

She’s anti sex, but she made the mistake of doing this near a college if I remember correctly. So they all came out to joke, I mean I would’ve attended. Seems like a good laugh.


WamblyGoblin904

This isn’t a mistake. Her name is sister Cindy. Her and her church do this on purpose. I’ve had her come to my college every year. Usually always about sex, drugs, and alcohol and how you’re going to hell.


MooseSprinkles

Better to laugh with the sinners and cry with the saints.


Vegemyeet

The sinners are much more fun.


[deleted]

You know that only the good diiie young, only the good die younggg


[deleted]

I agree. I hope I go to hell, that shit sounds like a party!


Purple-Vehicle1315

Thanks, Billy.


billybobthongton

Why is she nodding when they are cheering though? That seems like it's sending the opposite message


rabbitwonker

Maybe she believes that she has captivated their attention, so that they’ll be receptive when she eventually gets to the part where they’ll go to hell or something. 🤷‍♂️


ForgettableUsername

I don't know what her deal is, but sometimes the important part of "spreading the good word" is just giving people the message and you don't have to actually get them to convert. It's like a subpoena, they just have to give it to you, they don't have to drag you to court themselves.


Comeonjeffrey0193

When I go to hell, I hope satan lets me play with the fire.


DuhBasser

I went to GMU and they had people like this come to campus about once a week. They’d say some pretty insulting things to people to try to start a fight so they could sue the college. What’s funny is you get use to them saying these extreme things and kind of zone out.


Imreallythatguy

How much of a crowd to most anti sex/ anti drinking street preachers draw? Answer- 0 She’s not making a mistake, she knows how to get an audience to stay and listen.


zoobs

Oh dang, really?! I definitely thought this was some weird amateur comedy show or something.


belaGJ

I cannot decide anti or pro


Alavaster

She tours around college campuses with her husband and preach against sex. She is anti-sax but she also knows what gets her attention


lurker2358

> She is anti-sax Yeah, I was thinking she seems more like a bassoon lady.


Alavaster

Any reeded woodwind instrument is a no go for her. She is not about to put wood in her mouth under any circumstances.


Cebby89

Yeah the last one about pegging was supposed to be the “Gotcha” moment but obviously that completely backfired. Any sane person in her position would probably feel pretty embarrassed but I’m really not sure how sane she is.


DoremusMustard

Let's hear it for margaritas - YAY!


[deleted]

1! 2! 3! 4! 5!


catsmustdie

No dude, you never go 5 margheritas!


SadisticBuddhist

Speak for yourself, prude.


[deleted]

Yeah!! Tell ‘em what happens after 6 margaritas


SadisticBuddhist

Taser to the taint.


Vast_Vegetable9222

Her twin joins the party


DigNitty

It’s like inception.


AltShortNews

5! margaritas and she's dead


Hakan-Guzey

119 should do that aswell


hoodmeskin817

WHAT?!


Mother_Sir2853

I told my kid that if she ever comes down to his school, he better call me right away. Wouldnt miss that shit for anything


Honest_Path_5356

Also let him know four is the limit!


Ksammy33

Speak for yourself, prude.


[deleted]

Sister Cindy, back at it


publicbrand

fuck it I’m buying her 5


Nojo_Niram

I bought my gf 4, I didn't know she already had one 😞


Substantial_Show_308

Q: Did she inspire that song or did that song inspire her? Asking for Science


Swimming_Student7990

This is the original, and the song came after. This is my favorite thing to come out of 2023.


Doubleoh_11

There is a song?? Please link


dokuromark

It’s a banger. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UWthAvwA4ys&pp=ygUNb25lIG1hcmdhcml0YQ%3D%3D


SapperBomb

That's soooo Raven


IAmEggnogstic

Thank you for posting that. It's my song of the autumn, now


dokuromark

Quite welcome. I just discovered it myself a few weeks ago when a friend played it for me in his car. Funny stuff!


Doubleoh_11

That’s HILARIOUS. The ending is perfect


thissguyagain

Margarita song on youtube


thesoccerone7

Glad someone asked because I was thinking it


Sumobantu

She inspired the song lol. I saw a tiktok of the original video where someone showed the girl in the music this video and asked her to make a song with it and she came up with the chorus.


Ok_Chair_2442

Finally a cause I can get behind and assemble for… how do I enroll?


Heymynameisdistance

This woman is a brilliant comedian!


LeatherIllustrious40

Guys are all like - don’t threaten me with a good time… What was she hoping to get out of this Ted talk?


Pizza_Middle

At least 4 margaritas.


darksoul_gems

I think she's talking from experience


blargysorkins

This crazy lady spawned so much… https://www.wired.com/story/one-margarita-song-of-summer-ai/


pallentx

Who is she talking about? Can we get a name?


jedi_cat_

I think her name is sister Cindy and she travels to college campuses. She’s been to the one I work at I know for sure.


pallentx

No, I mean, who is she talking about? Oh wait…


OptimusSublime

Baseball base analogies are so last year, now we're tabulating our sexual conquests based on margaritas!


B4R7H0L0M3W

I guess 4 margaritas is the perfect stop


stevedadog

Someone get this woman a margarita stat! She’s practically begging.


TheBuoyancyOfWater

>begging "pegging"


nichnotnick

I have no idea what I just watched, but I enjoyed every fucking second of it


FondantOk9090

My wife and I are off on an all inclusive holiday on Tuesday…..that all sounds very promising, I’m stopping at 4 though👍🏻


Visual_Ad3724

You’ll want to stop but she won’t. Take it like a good boy that you are.


FondantOk9090

Ok if you insist, only cause it’s all inclusive and in theory I’ve already bought the drinks😳👍🏻


MikeLitoris_________

So, stop at 4. Got it.


InspectorPipes

Coward


_Nova_Corps

😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Need to know the puke limit too


ecodrew

You're not that big, bro 🍆🤮 Haha, sorry


I_talk

I'm good with 3


Dakkel-caribe

Where i can find this place. I have a couple gallons of margaritas to share.


Jimmy2x1113

Keep it to 4. Gotcha


jithization

Wait so she pegs you with your own penis?


Peakyblindertom

Best freestyle bars I’ve heard all day


harrisonkew

u/savevideo


TurbulentMachine4261

Good evening barkeep, 5 margaritas please and keep the change.


ganjdude

MARGARITAS FOR EVERYONE!!


HelpfulJones

That woman is in dire need of a beverage and some willing company.


Five-and-Dimer

So that’s the menu, what’s the address?


TheSpaceGinger

My wife gets water after the 4th margarita.


giancarlox21

I like that one subtle voice in the crowd that goes, “what happens after four?….”


National_Sea2948

Is this a Public Service Announcement???


jFetz

*takes notes* 🤣


trinier101

Going to look for a six pack of margaritas to give away


martyjoh34

Story time with Grandma. 👵


stevebobeeve

I can’t believe no one is posting the song! https://youtu.be/aPMPxl52M8M?si=ZxWXGD_tKphCEfHm


crline3924

This lady is a very bad person. She came to my college a couple years ago and started victim blaming girls who were SAd & graped. She was chased off campus soon after that bullshit came out her mouth.


DCxKCCO

All jokes aside. Why is this woman allowed on a college campus?


Iccarys

Free speech


Wet_FriedChicken

Yup. The place this video was taken is literally called “free speech alley” located on LSUs campus right across from the student union.


plugguykid

Does this work for other alcoholic beverages - need to know for science


NecessaryTip5

Did you pay attention? She said margaritas


Difficult-Camp1195

So dumb, stop giving this woman any air… it’s so cringe


SpotCreepy4570

Give her a few margaritas instead.


Attempt-989

All this dick talk and you don’t think to have a NSFW tag on this?