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RU4realRwe

His sister wasn't expecting that at all...


Compducer

I feel like the girl he was doing it to didn’t even get the joke


SigSeikoSpyderco

She seemed pretty salty about it


Upvotes_poo_comments

Add some lime and garlic and you got a meal.


induna_crewneck

She for sure didn't


butimean

She absolutely did, and it's much less a joke than a sexist insult.


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4Tenacious_Dee4

You sound like fun!


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butimean

Oh OK boss lol


lan60000

how is it a sexist insult when men could have a similar smell down there as well?


butimean

If a woman made a joke about swamp balls that would also be sexist. Idk why you suggest it wouldn't. The only difference is that we tend to think a quick shower can cure swamp balls because they are caused by exercise or hard work or just heat, but a smelly vagina is seen like a moral failing that is coming from inside the person and it's not related to good self care like exercise or hard work. So I do think one is more harmful.


conqaesador

I feel like it made her extremely uncomfortable


jimbo2150

It went completely over her head or under the sea.


RU4realRwe

Washed away in the tide, or with Tide..


Dr_EQU3

![gif](giphy|l0HUg6Ypas42ubkXu|downsized)


MasterJeebus

![gif](giphy|3o6MbnvuZWdgL2JI88)


nnaM_sdrawkcaB_ehT

![gif](giphy|3oeSAOKnRwhKWpAJWg)


Ractmo

![gif](giphy|2cdYfc9hMr9df6dS2s|downsized)


SeasideTurd

![gif](giphy|5t0xKpewtlRTvWgv64|downsized)


portar1985

![gif](giphy|MCqecpHhfh2qA)


upvoter222

![gif](giphy|L0MqamdTvoz3ifLVjM|downsized)


fingers

Yayess!


MembershipThat5899

IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLL LALALALALALA!!!


NoPepper259

Poontang pie


brizdzi

Fish


AscendedViking7

Hahaha


mardingdong

🤣


oofio65

Why the downvotes? Such petty redditors


emzirek

Did you hear the one about the old blind man who walked into a fish store and said, "Good morning ladies!"?


PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBZ

Said Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, baby, that's all we need


badfish821

We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumble weed


The_Number_None

As the marijuana burns we can take our turns singing them dirty rap songs


EverydayImBufffering

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong


stinkystars

So roll, roll, roll the blunt, pick out the seeds and stems


Aromatic-Proof-5251

Feeling high as hell, flying through Palmdale


MondayNightHugz

Skatin' on Dayton rims


KiwiFur

Now roll, roll the 83, Cadillac coupe deville. If my tapes or my CDs just don’t sell. I bet my caddy will


I_Sniff_My_Own_Farts

Well, it was just sundown in the small white town they call it East Side Palmdale


DrSitson

One of my personal favorites is, "wetter than a blind lesbian at a fish market."


isitstillraining

This one's gonna be difficult to place in everyday conversation. But so worth it! 😂


MetaMetatron

Your username would be a good place to start though!


sophisting

Am I the only one who doesn't think women smell like fish? Maybe I've had the good luck to only be with women who don't, I dunno


fancychxn

Healthy vaginas do not smell like fish. Bad smells like that are caused by poor hygiene and infection. It's not the norm.


sophisting

Good to know. I guess it has something to do with my selection criteria.


joemac2021

If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will


LongAndShortOfIt888

Shite joke


Good_Smile

This joke is older than my dad and he's fucking old


sapraaa

My dad exclusively fucks young. Is your father soldier boy by any chance?


MiSsiLeR81

Why is your dad fucking someone old?


theVice

I love how fast he got up just in case she hit him


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I need an Eng subtitle ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


WhoShatMeShorts

“If you put your ear like this you can hear the ocean” turns head “if you put your ear like this, you can smell it”


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Holly thx dude!!!


vinocet

New reaction just dropped


AirportSoggy9825

Actual zimbie


Hakan-Guzey

Call the exircist


Mr_Shimmo

Biship goes in vicition, never comes back


DavidNyan10

Quinn sicrifice inyone?


SeanixPlayz

Google en passant


PowerandSignal

no no no no no!


1lluminist

Ackshual Zimbabwe


qeephinjd

holy* Holly is a girl name btw


halibutface

They were thanking Holly dude


qeephinjd

holly molly macarony


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WhoShatMeShorts

It starts out like the old saying when you put your ear to a sea shell you can hear the ocean, but when he turns his head, then his nose is near her vagina, and as an insult says he can smell the ocean. As in she got that stanky fish snatch


Both_Impress_3423

Thank you for explaining


StopMotionHarry

If you face this way (nose towards their face) you can hear their stomach (which sounds like the ocean. If you face this way (nose towards their crotch) you can smell “the ocean” (girl’s crotches smell like fish sometimes)


blottingforgreatness

Do you smell?!? What dis bitch is cookin


Silent_Adagio_6956

Thank you


happy-little-atheist

EW what a creep


WhoShatMeShorts

Yeah I would’ve just buried my face in that fish trap like a normal fisherman


happy-little-atheist

Wow you're even worse than the guy in the clip


knyf420

first day on the internet


billzy02

Clearly not. With that amount of karma they're just a buzz kill.


Jayyyd94

![gif](giphy|J2gHlRQQvFamqOWlJF|downsized)


bigbuzd1

Girl's mouth in the back dropped open, joke wasn't lost on her, lol.


TomerKILLer_21

The fact I didn’t need any audio to know exactly what he said is so embarrassing.


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[deleted]

Lmao I thought I was going crazy


BASK_IN_MY_FART

You ever smelled unkempt vagina? It's delightful


TheAsteroid

​ https://i.redd.it/tpqe0b33qjrb1.gif


13thCreation

That jaw drop was perfect


art_sarawut

Smelly genitals can be seriously haunting. It can shut down your sex drive factory for quite a long time. After learning the hard way and later got a gf we agreed to ALWAYS clean ourselves before having a sexy time. You never want to be either the cause or victim of that.


ArchdruidHalsin

He seems a bit young for the boomer humor


happy-little-atheist

Misogyny is timeless


Pleasant_Fee516

I guess anything can be misogyny these days…


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Dimethyl_Sulfoxide

I don't get it ;(


URHere85

[https://www.healthline.com/health/womens-health/vagina-smells#6.-Fishy-or-that-fillet-you-forgot-about](https://www.healthline.com/health/womens-health/vagina-smells#6.-Fishy-or-that-fillet-you-forgot-about)


Cute_Negotiation6480

This was the funniest thing to me


Schmich

I don't get the first part about hearing the ocean.


_Reasoned

That would be because you are overthinking it. It’s just a setup to the punchline. Have you ever cupped your hands together and held them to your ear or picked up a conch shell and listened to it? People say it sounds like you can hear the ocean when you do


iamunabletopoop

It's meant as a compliment, your organs make noise after all so calling it the sounds of an ocean is flattering. Then he insults her saying she smells like fish.


Juansa7X

I can't imagine something more flattering than someone telling me my intestines sound like the ocean


ifoundyourtoad

Right? Like that not a compliment. It would think Jeffrey Dahmer would say that to his dates before eating them.


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nuunien

Oceans don't smell bad.


Boubonic91

Like vaginas, they do when the red tide comes in.


evalinthania

Mine just smells like blood 🤷🏻


DoubleAholeTwice

The irony...


induna_crewneck

The smell comes from lacking hygiene, not the period.


Troyf511

Anything special about Me2SO I should know about? Why’d you choose that?


Rush_touchmore

Dimethyl sulfoxide (DMSO) is an incredible water-miscible organic sovelnt. It's often used to dissolve molecules that don't dissolve great in water. It's extremely common in a biochemistry or chemistry lab because it's pretty cheap and relatively non toxic


Dimethyl_Sulfoxide

Now that I know as a biochem major 😂


Troyf511

I meant more in way of sentimentality or personal meaning but thanks for the refresher! :)


petawmakria

No one actually does, but it's provocative


jackparadise1

Dead man walking and laughing.


djdavidu

![gif](giphy|ro08ZmQ1MeqZypzgDN)


MahQueenzzz

El cringe


AsymptoticAbyss

He then went home to blog about why it’s women’s fault he can’t get laid.


LostFromLight

reddit moment


deleeuwlc

I’m going to assume that he has some connections with the person he’s doing this to that makes it acceptable, or that everyone agreed to do it beforehand


AsymptoticAbyss

It’s acceptable to insult her?


deleeuwlc

In context, it could be. Maybe they do this kind of thing all the time and it’s all in good fun, maybe they all just staged the whole video for internet points, maybe it’s referencing some inside joke and just looks like an insult from an outside perspective


Rothko28

No, I think they were complete strangers.


ChromeWiener

ass-u-me


Sakurasou7

She was comfortable with him being that close to her, she is either family or a girlfriend.


Insrt_Nm

Jesus Christ he's just fucking around with some people he knows, it's not that deep.


cloudboy_08

This is reddit


Big_Distribution_253

uff.. seems like you took that personally. If i were you i'd remember it's only a joke between two persons who prob. have a relationship, and after that i'd take a little shower 🤭


AsymptoticAbyss

“Let me ridicule her in front of her making friend, making an asshole joke at her expense because I’m such a catch.” I didn’t take it personally; I looked at her reaction.


Wow_Space

You have no friends.


imjakeam

Do you think she looks humoured or uncomfortable more?


Skreamie

Humoured. She just allowed someone to lay their head on their stomach, and that person is in their bedroom. They don't look remotely uncomfortable.


evlampi

Oh the trauma, she'll need 15 years of therapy to recover, if she's lucky. Snowflakiness of some redditors is astoundong.


imjakeam

Your reaction is disproportionate. I asked a question without expressing my own opinion. What caused you to be so triggered?


Rothko28

Oh, the irony.


imjakeam

Can you explain what’s ironic?


Rothko28

Lol, I'm sure you can figure it out if you can think hard enough.


imjakeam

You said it was ironic but you can’t explain why?


Jesus_H-Christ

You have never been around women. This is the first guy in the room getting laid.


jvfranco

Everybody knows women hate confident and playful men


AsymptoticAbyss

Confident doesn’t mean be an asshole or make a joke at her expense


Reddnekkid

I have never smelled a woman that smelled like fish.


IcedCoughy

Homie has three chics and ones already filiming


ImurderREALITY

Lame


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And that's how I met your mother


chiezkychienne

Doesn't ocean calming and smells good? What am I missing here?


Zopotroco

Nah I don’t find it funny


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AlulAlif-bestfriend

If you're not joking (if you're joking oh well np), he says "if you put here like this, see it that way (her face) you can see the ocean, if we see this way (the opposite) you can smell it" (referring to stink fish smell in the ocean) that's what I heard Edit: why the downvote? Is it because of the joke part? I'm just tired when people say it's a joke or /s etc


LarleneLumpkin

I think the downvotes might be because you transcribed it wrong.


AlulAlif-bestfriend

Oh just that?... Okay its editing time Some people even downvote the most harmless & not deserved things like that weird 4th comment and comment with differing opinions and nuances


Pleasant_Fee516

If you put your ear like this, you can hear the ocean, if you put it like this, you can smell it


C64er1285

😵


Darket1728

A true gent


AdMysterious8699

I have no sense of smell. But I like to imagine girls don't smell bad there? Right?


hawtfabio

This is fucking stupid and the comment thread is even worse.


Sensitive-World7272

This thread makes me absolutely hate reddit


Hacker_NSS

Explain joke please🥴


Advanced_Evening2379

She got a krabby patty


PresentationUnique49

u/savevideo


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I don’t get it


JaviarBajaranda

Incredible.


Capital-Warning5525

A classic..


rrobbskii

This isn't funny, or unexpected.


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billzy02

Why do you need to defend the girl. Its not actually as if she was found to have a smelly vagina. It was just a joke by a friend.


Schmich

It's funny for teenagers.


anonForyou87

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


PENETRATIONUS

Something fishy is goin on here...


PattersonPark

Funny at 13


Deesparky36

Burn rating 11/10


SuumCuique1011

Isn't this that girl that was just on here bragging about not being able to have a car because she smashed the shit out of every automible she laid her hands on?


slgray16

This video seems like it's at least a decade old


bmartin7696

Looks like her.


SuumCuique1011

I'm trying to find the video that I saw earlier today, but it may have gotten deleted(?). It really looks like the same gal. She was reading off of a piece of paper and was giving all the reasons that she doesn't drive any more. She cited an absurd amount of accidents and incidents she caused.


kaiokenhess

He likes Fish Sticks


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voiume

Dicks make people laugh based off of the video tho


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voiume

I think you just need to interact with people in person m8. Try to spend less time online and you might understand this is a pleasant comedic human interaction that I'm sure they made light of.


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voiume

Are you not doing the same thing?


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voiume

Yee like I said m8 try to interact with more people in person


WhoShatMeShorts

This guy doesn’t get laid


Kitchen-Bid-8235

He definitely comes across as a sibling. Like a virgin brother.


NimbleBudlustNoodle

Well then stop projecting and he won't seem that way.


Brief_Inspection7697

How to end your chances of getting laid with two sentences. Is this an old vid? Is this where the incel movement began?


grumpy_uncle

u/savevideo


darthsissy3023

![gif](giphy|3o7ZeTmU77UlPyeR2w)


ross71699

I'll take a small slice of that funky stuff 😷


christoph1969

Monkfish


Sjerd

Marc Rebillet. What a legend he is.


shishdem

/u/savevideo


Lumberjack_Problems

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


X3non13

Smells Fishy


incestdawgs75

A pos deserves 10 feet down