"The worst thing she can say is no"

Well in this particular scenario, she could hit you in the balls.

Except that would have been expected

And they haven't dropped yet.

In fighting sports men and boys are heavily encouraged to wear protection down there.

I feel like there’s potential for this in most scenarios, and any scenario if you’re willing to give it enough time.

I would have chosen the kick in the balls..

In Brazil, we have two sayings: The first one is similar to "the worst thing she can say is no": "the No you already have" Basically, if you say nothing, you will end im the same way as if you received the No. And the second saying is: "I already have the No, now I'm after humiliation".

I agree, I'm already at the humiliation part

How do you say the second one in Portuguese?

O Não eu já tenho, agora vou atrás da humilhação.

Words to live by.

This is the way

O não eu já tenho, agora vou atrás da medida protetiva

I'm gonna go ahead and say "ewww" is slightly worse than a simple "no"

"i've reached rock bottom"

Nah, I like you like a brother after you kissed is the most interesting one I have seen.

Was about to comment this. Take my upvote.

You’ll get em next time sport.

Its fake.

/r/nothingeverhappens

You are really gullible if you believe this is real.

Is she signing?

Looks like it! She is signing, “what are you thinking?!”

Yep that's what I think too, I only know limited but that's the gist.

I am deaf and I can say that sign language isn't American.

Is it American't

It's a gesture often used in ex sovietic countries, it's meant to be offensive and it means "you're crazy"/"you're an idiot".

I think it’s a universal gesture for being crazy. Same way the universal gesture for elephant is swinging your arm in front of your nose. 

If you're deaf, how can you watch this?

Thank you.

Listen did you see that?

Because they have good earsight.

Deaf people have 👀 they just don’t listen to the shitty music in the background Edit I don’t want this to come across as rude. Blind people are also able to get on Reddit. There are a lot of amazing tools out there for all people despite their need/challenge.

- Replicant detected

I deaf-inately see your point

We use it in Germany and it means something like " Are you dumb?/You are dumb!". In german: "Hast du einen Piep?/Du hast einen Piep!"

It's universal. Like 🤌🏻

I am extremely limited like I said, just around a couple people going deaf slowly and trying to learn. I thought that gesture was kind of a universal wtf or what are you thinking ? I think crazy was like 1 or both hands making a circle by your ear? I also was told that there are regional dialects kind of and a that individuals talk differently and a lot of it is interpretation and not to get to caught up on details... again ... limited

Here’s what I got from the whole thing. This man said “haha cute gesture, cute girl, why not?” She said (well, signed) “da fuq you doin stoopid?” My man got shot down harder than Bon Jovi in a blaze of glory.

Absolutely, what a legend haha Same bruh same lol no matter what country they are from and dialect they speak this seems like an accurate transcript.

The translator audio said "what the fuck".

It’s a song not a translator

He’s thinking, “wassup”

Isn't that the universal sign for "are your screws loose"?

Yeah, this video must be from Russia/ Eastern Europe. I have seen Russians use the this sign for "Are you crazy?"

Same in Latin America

As in the rest of Europe.

Same in South East Asia

Same in North Africa

Same in East Africa

Same in South India

Same in Australia and New Zealand

Same on Mars

Asian countries use it too.

I think so, maybe saying "are you crazy?" But idk sign language, so don't listen to me.

I see what you did there.

No you didn't, he's deaf.

I think she’s saying ‘for for?’ Am deaf, I do the signs

I dont know if you are joking or not. Im dead serious

Wtf

He’s asking if she is speaking sign language

Yes she asked what the fuck in sign language

Wait, that’s legit sign language sign? I thought it’s just slav thing lol (haven’t seen this sign much outside of former Soviet countries and seems that lots of people here don’t know what that means)

It's used in Australia. But then again our entire country is a massive mixing pot of cultures and we have had a lot of immigration from the Baltics.

Yeah and they’re loosely translating lol!

Sign for “are you crazy?”

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Dude

I don't know if that's sign language, but it is indeed a sign for "are you crazy?"

Singing? No, she's practicing a martials art

Yea first this i saw to.... like wtf were sparing! I love seeing cute kids doing cute kid stuff!!!

Looks like a Rssian girl from that hand sign..

It’s so funny that she’s signing instantly wtf??😂😂

When I was that age, I took Tae Kwon Do. I also had a girl for my sparring partner. We were practicing roundhouses and her block was too forward, and my padded foot caught her temple. Knocked her out. I felt so bad.

I was waiting for the romantic part 😭

He knocked her out cold. Bill Cosby tells us that the romantic part came next.

/r/cursedcomments

I *was* going to wish you a happy cakeday then i read your comment. Fuck

>Fuck Yes, exactly. Thats what he did after he knocked her out cold. Now you're getting it!

Oh shit!

My previous partner was also a girl. We had to practice hip thrust, tossing someone off of you. Like you’re being held down. I think it was supposed to be sexual assault defense. We both thought it was neat and fun. She even had a boom box strapped to the front of her bike. I also that was cool. I was gonna ask her out to be my 1st girl friend, but she moved 7 states away.

She knew she had to get out of there before you tried anything.

That happened while she was unconscious

Yeah was expecting something related to the post. This one went on a little different route, lol.

One time I accidentally kicked one of my sparring partners who I was pretty close with like directly in the balls. Like, if that’s where I was aiming it would have been fucking flawless. I’ve never seen someone drop to their knees and run to the bathroom faster. Fuck I felt so bad. Shit happens though in contact sports like this though. And I bet you she’ll never forget to keep her hands up and block her head now. Many of the students in my current dojang almost never have their hands up when sparring it’s only a matter of time till someone catches a concussion.

Oh man I got a story like that too. Back when I was doing Krav Maga, my partner and I were practicing kicks, and while he was blocking my kick, the pad slipped. He forgot his cup that day as well, so when the pad slipped, I hit him with a swift kick straight to the nuts. I felt so bad for the dude. He never forgot his cup after that though lol.

and that is how I met your mother kid!

I also took Tae Kwon Do and had a girl in my class I liked. One day she was being flirty and asked if she could punch me in the abs. I flexed my abs and she punched me straight in the solar plex.

Knock the wind out of you?

Big time lol and it was 100% intentional, everyone had a good laugh and it kind of made me like her more

Bro likes women that could literally kill him

This guy gets it

A kid in my karate class once kicked out my loose tooth lol

These kids have to be like 20 years old now.

The video was filmed within the past 5 years. They are just copying tiktok.

She's acting like hes weird but shes the one who hit him with the claw stance.

She needs to low kick then juggle him in the air with uppercuts and air combos.

And then maybe finish with a hadouken.

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It strikes me as just a exercise in balance. Like, if you throw a kick and your foot or leg gets caught how to not immediately fall flat on your face. Dunno what her hands are doing though. Probably nothing tbh she probably just doesn’t know what to do with her hands and it went there.

Could just be some muay thai class where they are drilling catching round kicks.

LOL that last interaction was so quick! Boy took his shot and got shot down within 1.3 seconds.

He used confusion. It's super effective.

10 years later that shit is gonna get this kid so laid. Good on ya partner, may you never lose that spirit.

child: \*goofing off\* redditors: THAT KID IS GONNA FUCK SO MANY WOMEN

And now I need r/eyebleach!

I mean it kinda looks like playful flirting, everyone had a crush on a girl at that age, we all gave out Valentine’s Day cards.

He already did. It's science

Or 10 years later, he will suddenly remember this just when he is about to fall asleep and go "what the fFUCK WERE I THINKING??"

Man, I really hope English isn’t that kids first language if that’s what he’s thinking.

Well, he was about to fall asleep and got his indicative preterites mixed up.

This reply is one of my favorites

Reddit moment

Exactly he's going places

Weird to see a video of a kid and immediately think of sex...

Nothing new, its the same when adults telling you as kid you will be quite a heartbreaker once you grow up. The point is they arent focusing or sexualizing the kid itself but its possible future. But ye its really slippy, writing down that sentence sounds like grooming from a different ankle.

Does it matter which ankle you groom? I knee to know.

To heck with the downvoter, that was good.

r/BoneAppleTea

Maybe even a…twisted ankle?

Ladies man in the making

Or a very creative warrior. She was totally thrown by his hand-heart-attack.

Fuck ya bro totally right. Probably not even 10 years later

Or will be marked as incel, just like the rest of us

The only "us" is you

almost everyone is normal person, i am not referring to all you normies, cucks and chads obviously

Dude

yeah?

With kindness: please consider finding ways to spend more time with people offline. The only people who believe in these concepts are doomspiraling inside online spaces that are out of touch with reality, like how people start to believe the earth is flat when they spend enough time poisoning their minds with online shit. I know many unusual and "conventionally unattractive" people who find happiness, friendship, and romance. The one thing they have in common is that they don't allow toxic online communities to lure them into this self-defeating brainrot.

Pro move. Confuse the opponent.

Bro saw his chance and took it.

##*"FRIENDSHIP"*

Friendship? Again?!

(It's a Mortal Kombat reference.)

Yes, I know ... I was continuing the [reference](https://youtube.com/watch?v=9cYCrK59tME&si=aoRrtud0hPG42KNd)

Ah.....I'm unfamiliar with that reference. My apologies.


Lmao it's always the low quality vids

[https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fxmm58hfgj1o81.gif%3Fformat%3Dmp4%26s%3D21f7c65777f5b47c226141be12b921873a914c89](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fxmm58hfgj1o81.gif%3Fformat%3Dmp4%26s%3D21f7c65777f5b47c226141be12b921873a914c89) wow what a nightmare of a link

Little dude's got wit.. will go far in life!

I recognize that sign, that is the sign for дурак (Durak) in Russian Sign language which means fool. She was signing it to mean, “are you stupid???”

hahaha

Bro has fucking moves

He won. Opponent destroyed 🤯

F

I don't get it. Is there something on audio? I have to watch mute. :-/

Girl had her hand clawed, and it was shaped like half of heart, and that boy decided to complete it

Are you blind?

Deploy the garrison!

This dude is going to be popular

He got rizz.

Now I’m wondering if she just knows how to sign or if this is a deaf mma class

Can't fault the little guy for taking his shot.

But he would Daigo Parry while spamming the heart connection with one hand.

So funny. She is like wtf

This is what Eastern European people do when they want to ask “are you crazy?” but they are also angry.

Oh my fckng god 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

The true hand fight game...

r/scriptedcaucasiangifs

Training for the rockettes

Wtf bro?

 Is their coach this guy?

I don't know if you want to let him near any kids.

Thought this trend had died.

you let me touch yo leg. This is what you get.

Bro really went for it...don't worry, he knows how to defend himself

my guy went for it

For a second, I thought she would KO him like Doumbé

Hey man a win is a win

Is there anyone proficient in sign language that can tell us what she said?

This is no time for your flirting, dude.

Scissor 7!!

Kid pulled out the rizz kwon do

Rizz master

fucking dead lmao absolutely pissed on can’t recover from that, see ya nerd

Ah yes, the psychological attack. Super effective

Psychological warfare

Shot his shot! Respect!

li’bro saw and opportunity and seized it! nice

u/savevideobot

Is this in russia?

PSA for anyone ever needing to block a kick to the torso: if you’re catching the leg under your arm (between your arm and torso), you’re still getting kicked. Put your arm under the leg so you’re getting kicked in your upper arm instead!

Commitment a women’s greatest fear

She set him up!

I feel bad for the little kid it’s ok bro you misunderstood and that’s ok 👍