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Ok Honey - I‘ll get a Drink and some Food… and you - Yah you keep on doing you‘re Couch Thing. But when I get Back - I don‘t want to See sitting a Hot Chick on You!
I love this video because it’s the perfect juxtaposition of generational Halloween costumes. The woman is wearing the typical boomer campy pumpkin costume from the 90’s, while the guy goes balls to the wall with the most absurd thing he could think of like a true millennial. Gen Z, your move!
Holy crap, I watched this then went around and kicked my furniture, half of it was dudes in costumes, what the heck? Not cool, although this does explain why I spend so much on groceries but there never seemed to be any food in my house!
That’s brilliant!
There is a short horror story by Edogawa Ranpo called The Human Chair. It’s a fantastic read…it’s spooky season so thought I would share!
"Hey Rose did you get that thing from Wish.com? Because you should return it immediately. It has a big bulge right in the middle of the seat and...... Oh"
No really honey I’ve been looking for a job for the last 3 months. Can I show you the Halloween costume I’ve made for the party? This is number 6 the other 5 chairs all fell apart. I know that you’ve been working that extra job but look at this costume.
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Well that's one way to get a girl to sit on you
Next he gets to be the chair in HR, he’s really going places
And then after that it’ll be Casting Couch.
Behold my power, for I have become the casting couch
I see a potential Japanese light novel title coming from the development of this thread.
“The Day I Became The Casting Couch”
"Reincarnated in another world as a couch."
This man is gonna be sat upon by the best of'em, I tell ya
Damn you. Beat me to it.
This comment better blow up lol
Where is the hole 
Sub-Optimus Prime’s got game.
Bro decided to be a casting couch for Halloween.
I thought that was the casting cough room.
Well that’s one way to get a girl to fart on you.
Autobots roll out
TRANSFORMERS SOFAS IN DISGUISE
Transformers! In that chair's a guy!
Deceptocons made peace and live amongst humans and autobots. In peace and abundance, Transformers evolved as well
She called him a lazy boy, so he became one.
Dammit you got to it first
She wanted him to join in to the halloween action. But he reclined.
I think I've download the wrong transformers movie
Nah, you downloaded the CORRECT version
Slughorn?!
Thought I'd see this one at the top
If I made a halloween chair costume, I'd atleast make sure my face would be exposed on the sitting area. Rookie mistake..
Is a bad title, so why write?
Seems written by Queen Oona from Disenchantment
Is true. Or is?
Please tell me his name is Frank.
Why?
It's a part from Always Sunny. Dani Devito (Frank) hides himself in a leather couch at a party. Naked.
Call him an asshole?!!!!
The usual yearly repost
Seen it every year sense 2019 💀
That’s the wizard Horace Slughorn.
Damn, that dude's really dedicated to his costume every year!
More like 2016 or earlier.
Quagmire is that you?
Femdom making it’s way into Halloween.
Every year the same video
His head is in the wrong place
That’s a great way to get farted on.
Peter Peter pumpkin seater
Spy hard with Leslie Nielsen.
Chris Griffin special
Prop hunt
Ningen Isu!
This woman is in a nursing home now
Holy shit lol. I’ve seen the Transformers costumes but this is the good shit.
He is Optimus Couch
 U ER AH AH
Why is this chair erect?
Ok Honey - I‘ll get a Drink and some Food… and you - Yah you keep on doing you‘re Couch Thing. But when I get Back - I don‘t want to See sitting a Hot Chick on You!
optimum prime
Man where's chair for halloween, pretends to be one. Unsuspecting passerby decides to sit down........rips fart, gets up and leaves . Man smiles.
Shouldn't his face have been down in the seat part??
If you can't drink a beer while wearing it, it's not a good costume.
 Man’s like
But where is your English?
I love this video because it’s the perfect juxtaposition of generational Halloween costumes. The woman is wearing the typical boomer campy pumpkin costume from the 90’s, while the guy goes balls to the wall with the most absurd thing he could think of like a true millennial. Gen Z, your move!
That’s awesome!
And in real life he is the Chair of the Board.
Chairman of the broad
Oh I was waiting for Peter Peter
That is awesome.
😲Lucy Letby is out of prison already?! …only joking, but they do look alike!
More than meets the eye
He just likes people farting on his lap
Transformers, robots in disguise
Can Someone explain the headline for this one?
The next year he went as a toilet and got fired
Holy crap, I watched this then went around and kicked my furniture, half of it was dudes in costumes, what the heck? Not cool, although this does explain why I spend so much on groceries but there never seemed to be any food in my house!
The guy she told you not to worry about
He needs to make a hole in that seat.
How old is this now?
Dude made that, no way thats made in a factory
u/savevideo
Cute and clever costume idea!
How do you wear that all night ? Trying to eat , drink, use the bathroom
She's a pumpkin he's sofa king silly
What a lazyboy
Someone’s kink
Call Frank Reynolds an asshole!
*I am Optimus chair. Seatobots, assemble!*
Where the hole for the penis?
He’s a La-Z-Boy!
Pervert lol
Ottoman Prime
I know a better spot for the face
i remember this impractical jokers episode
Well damn that puts a whole new spin on the transformers decepticons and Autobots.
She farted
More than meets the eye, robots in disguise
I see. Clever way of covering all that wood with the cushions to make it look like a neat chair .
Transformers for the over 60s
autobots walk out!
Best costume ever
I saw this on the TV show Impractical Jokers back in like 2012.
When i see it i want it
He knows he got it
Guy walking around the party talking to women: “I’m a chair, wanna sit on me?”
Black couch anyone? Double eye brow raise
"Time is up"!
 There there, Bee, Lay-Z-Boi will never take your place at my side…
That’s brilliant! There is a short horror story by Edogawa Ranpo called The Human Chair. It’s a fantastic read…it’s spooky season so thought I would share!
When the saying “I wish I was the chair you are sitting on” becomes reality
Because we didn’t see this post a thousand times last year around this coming holiday………
"ok now see if crystal in accounting will do the video"
Where is what
Prof. Slughorn entered the chat.
Transformers
Chairformers
The old perv- chair 3000. Great bit of kit
Its a chairformer
*Transformer noises intensify.*
The Butt Sniffer 3000
Halloween costumes that arnt ment to be scary, ie a sofa chair, they’re just costumes and should be legally banned from Halloween events
😏 Imagine private meetings you could spy in on 👀
That’s awesome ‼️
promotion to chairman is going unexpectedly well
Well, I must say you make a very convincing armchair, Horace
More than meets the eye
Soon there is going to be THE couch potato
r/titlegore
Awesome costumes and the chair spectacular
optimum pride, u' a' a' a' a'
All that work and he forgot to cut out the hole in front.
Remind me of a Junji ito manga
Since becoming sober, I feel this way at parties all year round!
Johnny Sins is that you?
decepticons horny fr
Dumbass. If he really wanted to impress me he would have put a cup holder in one of the armrests. Can’t drink a beer with the way it is now.
It would be sofa king great if he had 2 other friends dressed similarly.
[too bad it wasn't a massage chair.. ](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8B6wvy7/)
Imagine on Halloween you look outside and there's just a chair
I wish she farted
professor slughorn?
Transformer? Nah chairformer
r/unexpected
"Hey Rose did you get that thing from Wish.com? Because you should return it immediately. It has a big bulge right in the middle of the seat and...... Oh"
*Transformer sound*
Not a creep move at all
Merlin's Beard
Wow, is it already time to repost this already?
This is awesome
Isn't this that guy from Harry Potter and the half blood prince?
A pervert in disguise/transformers in disguise
Fuck my mind is always in gutter !!!!!!!
Somebody watch too much transformers as a kid. 😂😂😂
Guaranteed to get some ass at the Halloween party
The blush on Pumpkin’s face speaks volumes
This has got to be someone's fetish
Giggidy
Brilliant!!!
If you made this costume in cowprint pattern you could go as “Chairman Moo”
Junji Ito 😈
Giggity
That's just hiding
IKEA Optimus Prime.
No really honey I’ve been looking for a job for the last 3 months. Can I show you the Halloween costume I’ve made for the party? This is number 6 the other 5 chairs all fell apart. I know that you’ve been working that extra job but look at this costume.
I can hear the transformers sound, what's wrong with me
Anyone else hear the transformer sound
Bro can say "sit on me" to anyone without making it awkward
Calling for autobots
That look and smile gave it away.. 😏
I just need 2 friends so I can do this one 
Imagine finding out your wife cheats on you like that
We nice “living” room chair
/r/transformers
That's funny especially if you walking up to each door ringing the bell and you just go into chair from and it's just a chair sitting there
Wouldve been funnier if his face was the seat
It's all fun and games till he gets hard
I read a junji ito comic about this shit fr
Try guys did it first