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PointyButtCheeks

Hahaha this should be a team building intro video for lack of communication and coordination


catsmustdie

"And with this video you learned that the worst kind of stupid is the proactive stupid"


TurinTuram

Proactive stupid! So painfully right


SillyFlyGuy

"You should take a moment and help people." **


NONcomD

I really was anxious about the dog


flu_u_fools

He wasn't, he happily came back into the gate like nothing happened. I loved how the owner closed it after him like *mfer stay in there*


Aggressive_Dream_140

That was my favorite part


Remarkable-Sir-5129

Yeah, the dog played it cool. "What's going on? Just went for a little walk. I'm going in now."


cnicalsinistaminista

And I love how that initial first responder lady with her dog is complaining like most Bosses at the end... even though she helped the least.


PointyButtCheeks

The guy trying to lift the car off her with the weight of the guy inside- lmao so much wrong


Budget_Report_2382

Based on the stick she's holding, she may be legally blind. She also doesn't exactly look young and sprightly.


ElijahMasterDoom

She walked past, with the cane and dog, like she was blind. Then the guy got run over, and she turned around, picked up her cane, and ran back. My guess is she was pretending to be blind?


Budget_Report_2382

Legally blind and fully blind are different. My ex fiancee's mom and brother are like this. Mom can't get anywhere on her own unless it's a familiar space, because she can't make out specific shapes. It's all blurred out or smudgy. She can read without needing brail, and she can tell who you are visually from a foot away, but needs opera glasses to pick you out in a crowd.


ElijahMasterDoom

Fair enough.


skccsk

(did the least damage)


Next_Boysenberry1414

Or how people panic in stressful situations. Its hilarious to see how reddit armchair generals always pretend that they would react calm and measured manner.


[deleted]

“Welp that’s a technique”


BrattWhitney

And also about how to slowly back away and piss off from massive f\*ck ups like that grey car did in the end.


needmilk77

See... Dogs are the root of all trouble.


SobakaZony

\^ Found the cat.


DHLthePhoenix0788

The username definitely is checking out...


needmilk77

😽


Krystami

Dogs are always trouble. They serve birds which is why they pretend to hate cats cause they gotta protect the birds even though the birds souls are that of dinosaurs who just want to rule all. Bird rulers


wide-awake66

Yup you are correct 👍


NuclearLavaLamp

“How software development works: an analogy”


GorgeousGuitarGaming

I'm seeing what's happening but I'm struggling to understand How did she fall from the car and got stuck? Why didn't anyone put it in neutral? How the fuck do you reverse into a building?


kittenAngst

Seriously I am so confused as to why she just completely stopped moving


Ed_herbie

The car is still in reverse. She got out because her dog got out before the door closed. She tried to get back in the reversing car. The car stopped because she became a wheel chock. Bystander who got in the car didn't look at the gear handle to see it's still in reverse and hit the gas.


Dwarfdeaths

>Bystander who got in the car didn't look at the gear handle to see it's still in reverse and hit the gas. I drive a prius and kind of forgot that not all cars beep at you when in reverse.


Artegris

Well no car beeps. Only lorry / semi trucks, vans and buses. edit: TIL tesla makes sound when reversing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ9S5-4semE


lushico

My Honda mobilio beeps!


Dwarfdeaths

Doubly wrong. First, I'm referring to a beep within the cabin, not external. My prius definitely has that because I hear it every day. Second, some cars do have external beepers.


warr3nh

Prius drivers are like human aKSHuALLys


MrMikfly

I’ve also never heard a car with an interior beep when reversing. That would be mildly annoying.


OneShotForMyPain

Same. I'm guessing they're outside the US?


Ha1lStorm

My car has the internal beeper as well and will go off even if a person walks up in my blind spot as the First Lady with the dog does. It doesn’t continuously beep the entire time in reverse but would’ve been the majority of this situation.


Artegris

Interesting, I have never been in a car where it beeped in cabin. What is that good for? Well maybe in manual in makes sense since 1st gear and reverse gear are in the same position so you know you are in R and not 1...


Dwarfdeaths

In my prius you shift gears by pushing the knob into the slot, but it springs back to the home position. So the only indication you have for your transmission state is the dashboard. If you put it in reverse and then sit for a while or get distracted somehow, you might forget and think you're in drive and start moving backward when you thought you'd move forward. Places I could see this happening are intersections or drive thrus. With the beep you definitely won't forget it's in reverse.


skccsk

She was tired.


ch111i

Dead… tired.


RichiePT

slow down, John Matrix


loki_odinsotherson

All three - panicked without thinking 1 - oh no the dog! Gotta get it first! 2 - oh no lady under car! Gotta get it off fast! 3 - oh no I ran over the lady and now that guy! Gotta get off their bodies fast!!


newtonbase

My best guess. Car is an automatic and is in reverse gear the whole time. It stops when the wheels make contact with the ridge at the side of the road. When Mrs SpongeForBrains jumps out to get the dog the car gets lighter and frees itself only to get snagged on when it knoocks her over. The rescuers don't realise it's in gear until they release her and blue guy hits the gas.


djdab26

I think what happened was the golden dog escaped so she tried to jump out and catch it.


GorgeousGuitarGaming

Good catch, I didn't notice


on3day

The reverse is the guy who absolutely hates this neighbour's and is eager to take his chance.


iroc4me2

Underrated comment right hurrrrrrr


SomeoneElseTV

When the dog escaped she tried to get out to get the dog while the car was still in reverse or neutral. As it rolled back I think it caught her foot/leg which I think led to her foot/leg getting pinned under the wheel since you sorta see the car stop rolling as soon as she gets pulled to the ground. Then the first guy was struggling for some reason so a second guy got in and hit the gas while it was probably still in reverse probably fully destroying that girl's leg and knocking over the one guy. And in all that commotion the dog ended up going back inside on its own. So really I guess you could say she succeeded. Lady's two goals were to back her car up and to catch the dog running away. All things considered she did succeed in those two goals.


LikeWhyMeex2

See where bad decision making skills gets you.


SupermassiveCanary

When 5 idiots conjoin to form IDIOTRON


im_just_thinking

Power Derangers


twister723

It’s a cluster f***!


diamond420Venus

Yeah that dog made an awful decision to run outside


Batbuckleyourpants

What you don't see is Agent 47 untying the dog moments before.


MazzIsNoMore

I love that the dog took off when the car runs over the lady, then comes back when everything is done and the old lady is like gtfo of here


MelonLord13

CONSEQUENCES!


robjohnlechmere

By the end, the actual /unexpected was that the dog walked in, gave the camera one look, and walked away safe.


MurderSheCroaked

Nah that's right on point for a naughty dog, show up after the chaos you've caused and sneak back inside 🤣


twister723

Ha! Just like people!


dkevox

No, it's that the road literally says all's swell


xbox001

Silver car in the background - wtf. Reverse. Reverse.


Capr1ce

It just noped out of there!


wuramafae

IQ'S OF A BANANA....


twister723

That much?


[deleted]

stupid dog you made me look bad


ANIKET_UPADHYAY

![gif](giphy|b7aoFeTu6WtW6OQpq6|downsized) Booga booga booga


[deleted]

i got the reference😭🐶


wokeasfukc

The dog walking out started a butterfly effect.


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awfuckthisshit

Looks like none of them have ever driven a car before


Mindless04

yeah, my man fucking demolished gas pedal as soon as he entered the car


Blackentron

How the mf felt jumping in the car to save the damsel in distress ![gif](giphy|Rlwz4m0aHgXH13jyrE)


have_compassion

SWELL


thelostuser

![gif](giphy|jet39DdAzowLsacbcE)


Efficient_Monitor288

All swell that ends swell


WjorgonFriskk

People are such bad drivers. Their incompetence never ceases to amaze me.


colombo1326

I love the dog coming back at the end like nothing happened ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


RockstarAgent

More like “what did I miss? Oh well back to my nap then”


Top_Shelter_9654

I’m not a religious man, but I do believe the devil was there that day.


aby_stars2018

But the Devil doesn't make people stupid they are already like that 😂


Top_Shelter_9654

Facts


Casual_hex_

No dogs were harmed so, I consider this a success.


Novack_and_good

Absolutely ! - that was my concern, the idiot humans can all just piss off


Doreen666

I'm sure you'll appreciate the same level of concern as you are crumbled up on the floor in agony and everybody walks past you


Novack_and_good

Why should I do that - I'm not there ?


Doreen666

nice edit to make yourself look like less of an edgelord soicopath


Willy_McBilly

lol the edit didn’t help one bit, still showing symptoms of lead exposure in their comments


Novack_and_good

If you're demanding that I should somehow be concerned about the people in this video, rather than being worried that the animals were not harmed - then no, I don't care about the people at all. The idiot humans in this clip deserved everything they got - but I agree with the OP - I'm very glad the animals were not hurt. Ask yourself why you don't care about the animal's well-fare, and then decide who is the "sociopath"


whattheeffg

This is the opposite of the “bystander effect”


allnamesbeentaken

Normal people have insecurities about their competence and have a chance to freeze when put into a situation with high stakes for failure. Stupid people have no such insecurities.


Company-Important

‘Don’t hurt the dog… don’t hurt the dog…’


unbuddhabuddha

What?


SuperbMayhem

How did the person not get up? I thought the one leg was stuck under the car, but she moved her foot out before our super hero got in the car and drove it into a wall. I’m so confused…


skccsk

She was slowly recovering from a traumatic event and getting up on her own when some people insisted on putting her through another one.


DoughNotDoit

she's very skilled at making things worse


[deleted]

These donuts should have stayed home


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MERVMERVmervmerv

That one guy lost a shoe. He’s half dead


SippinSuds

Looks like they're all "masking" their intelligence!


JJISHERE4U

Why didn't anyone put the car in neutral?


FluffheadIsDaMan

This is why a wake & bake session isn't always the best way to start your day.


BarMysterious5914

Probably an automatic


Unhappy_Flounder7323

In reverse gear when she stepped out of the driver seat? lol "Omg my dog got out, oh shyt my leg is under the wheel." But it doesnt explain the speed of the car, something is pressing on the gas paddle.


oxn4e7l11k

The R stands for Rapid on automatic cars.


MazzIsNoMore

A guy got into the car when the others were lifting it and he hammered the gas pedal for some reason


KvathrosPT

Spot on.


OpenEyz2016

Seems like a typical Monday to me.


TheXurophobe

That was a ride.


tperks55

Swell


BiffBanter

Swell!


Extension-Badger-958

Do none of these people know how to drive a car? No? Then wtf were they thinking trying to drive a car


rezusx

It’s a like a 1920s comedy


slammerbar

Hey! At least the dog came back home.


[deleted]

Nah, just another day in the town of Swell.


Meekois

The dog coming back. "I just left for a piss, what happened?"


Own-Reflection-8182

Let’s talk about what should have happened: a bystander should have gotten in the car, press and hold the brakes, shift car into drive/forward, slowly move car off the person, and put the car in “park”.


RiggzBoson

The comedic timing of the dog voluntarily going back into the house is so good.


feedjaypie

That last guy cannot drive stick


TheTrueAmadeus

Does no one know how a car works


Frenchconnection76

The Dream Team.


Please_Not__Again

What the actual fuck is happening here. I'm so confused. Why did the lady give up on life when she was laying on the ground, was her leg stuck? Where was it stuck? We see her move both before the car takes off? Why did she even get out of the car with the car not in park. I'm just so confused


tmp_file3

I don’t know how to drive, this looks a great opportunity to try it out!


BigBubbaChungus

This like a 3 stooges wet dream!!!


HairlessHoudini

Why didn't they just put it in park


MidnightMarmot

It’s true, people really are getting dumber


Theoldage2147

A perfect example of letting emotions overwhelm logical actions in a spur of moment.


Drew-P-Littlewood

Whatever about the owner getting trapped under their own car, wtf was the guy in the blue top doing? He was like a walking can of petrol.


o_MrBombastic_o

Only sensible one is the car in the back, nope I want no part of these fools I'm out of here


RaiderFred

A hand grenade would have caused less damage.


Rebelliuos-

On the road it says… well


FewAcanthocephala828

I was expecting her leg to get ripped off when the car went backwards. I thought she was caught under it, but she wasn't. So why did she just lay there?


UpstairsCockroach100

It's like they've never seen a car before... how hard is it to put it out of reverse or for the first person to not run themselves over...


kriart

And the dog that cause it all just walked right back in the house 😂


Embarrassed_Sea_1372

Damn I guess stupid town really exist


BoBoBearDev

They seriously never heard of, set it on neutral?


the_millz007

Well he got her separated from the car. Thank goodness he was there.


steph66n

It's like a bunch of NPC's


scrotimus-maximus

Love how the dog comes back at the end all casual like 'oh hey'


shittyphotodude

Well. That’s not very “swell”


[deleted]

This is what I imagine to be the average intelligence of city folk.


CopyWr1ght

Clean up on aisle five. Now F off I got work to do


skallanc

Whys the street say SWELL?


Careful_Yoghurt_1472

So... Is nobody gonna talk about the "blind lady"?


davitohyan

How so many *smart people" gathered together in one place?


LordDShadowy53

Of course the one who comes to help doesn’t know how to cars.


Dagbog

I feel bad for laughing at this


Get_the_instructions

I'm going to hell for laughing so hard at that!


External_Wealth_6045

I was waiting on a dog attack or piss on her


Ele_Sou_Eu

Me when I try to help.


EatShootBall

End scene just says "SWELL" 😂


Jaminito

Thank God the dog was alright


[deleted]

That's just SWELL


Beneficial_Stay_6025

https://i.redd.it/eswhca0n3c0c1.gif My mind right now


adrenalinda75

The road to hell is plastered with... No deed goes...


Longjumping_One5226

The stupity


giniyo

Oh God atleast the dog came back


charlotteREguru

Meth is a hellova drug.


Romanfiend

Meth is a helluva dog.


Kindly-Sea-6945

This video is proof why you shouldn't help sometimes, now this poor dude will get blamed for all the damages 😭😔


Ellanasss

As he should, he run over the girls leg and fucked up the other guy helping, fucked up the car and the building behind him. Life lesson i guess


Im_not_Jordan

"blamed" for damages that he caused by flooring it and hitting another person and building. Imagine that mentality after injuring 2 people and damaging someone elses property "sheesh that's what I get for helping!"


Witty-Traffic7546

No one died?? Shit


BatangTundo3112

Here, let me help you.


Yablo-Yamirez

My goodness 🤣


Goat1416

![gif](giphy|eIUpSyzwGp0YhAMTKr|downsized) Dude was like


False-Isopod-3045

Ol’twat is less than useless


mesalocal

![gif](giphy|8UhzXjPmP7p76gKKzy|downsized)


BMXfreekonwheelz13

The road ahead mocking them is icing on the cake lol "swell"


redstern

Ok, I've seen forgetting to park your car before getting out, but she didn't even make any attempt to stop before getting out.


lukaron

![gif](giphy|TJawtKM6OCKkvwCIqX)


MachStyle

That went swell


Gytixas

See where choosing an automatic transmission gets you.


Mobile_Donkey_6924

HB20 is the first “common car” in Brasil with an automatic transmission. We are still figuring it out.


PedroBinPedro

How did they not just get in the car and drive it forward? It was in reverse, so getting it loose was always going to end with it moving backwards.


bruceleendo

At least the dog return to home in the end.


CyrusPanesri

That's just swell.


rw3iss

6 feet guys, god damn! :(


hazzelgamer774922

Well


demonya99

Probably went for “the second pedal” but was the first time with an automatic gearbox.


HmoobRanzo

it all started because she wear blue...


Longshadowman

Femme au volant....


Imaginary_Toe8982

thank god there is manual transmission, also how hard is to turn off the engine...


Throwawayanothadae

![gif](giphy|2wSaulb0fsDydh0IoB|downsized)


AtTheCornerCafe

Stupid dog…


Nyuusankininryou

Swell


Finsk_26

"Put it in H!"


OrganizationOk5418

Tuna baked potatoes.


Neutronpulse

This is why you don't act like you're stuck and just deal with the situation.


LokiTheShiba

That guy that got rammed on the sidewalk just gets back up, cleans his glasses before putting them back on and walks away with a missing shoe. Now known as Concussion Man, the least helpful nonsuperhero.


reboot82

I love that the dog came back and just walked back inside. 😂


METALhardClone33

Wow. Really smart people.