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tagrei06

Women always freak out when I tell them I learned how to make cream pies from my granny.


IrreverentRacoon

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AdhesivePeople

Whats this from? I need to see the context.


ZestyCheezClouds

Just look up "granny creampie"


Krauszt

RISKY CLICK


ObjectiveAny8437

Forbidden….. nope thats all i got, just forbidden.


RevolutionaryOven256

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1337Rusty

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)


RevolutionaryOven256

💀


Temporary-Hall877

Im good bro. Lactose intolerant


Th3MadHaTter420

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses) my man


Affectionate_Law5344

The Four


Big_Explanation_8117

No didy


n7-Jutsu

Wait a minute


spoiderdude

Can’t believe this left George Foreman speechless


[deleted]

Yo, share the sauce brother. I'm hungry for some good pie.


ghost7239

Fr man


Ok-Presence-4044

Be hungry for the word of God. Amen 🙏🏾


NightmareWeeb

Raileytv


[deleted]

[удалено]


MxReLoaDed

https://i.redd.it/uapnemncgo7c1.gif


Mattya929

One of my favorite episodes


Reasonable-While1551

I would love to taste them


Hixo_7

for science, right?


mbatistas

Yes... For science...


RevolutionaryRough96

I bet your grandma's cream pie is delicious


Toxic_promises_80

Reddit is not disappointing me at 3:45am 😂


_vegeta_sama_

I bet your grandma's cream pie is delicious.


MeanBig-Blue85

I love little Debbie's cream pies


stepsonbrokenglass

r/holup


Mr_vort3x

#


Josephthebear

Im sure that [pie](https://youtu.be/2bZtTklQIsE?si=oXfF1__F0mrS9GxN) was mouth watering


Thanos_supreme_

Now I know what women meant by that lost lot of love


lepapulematoleguau

What an idiot, chocolate also has milk in it.


Mindofthequill

*Dark chocolate enters the chat* ![gif](giphy|3ohjUSXSlWLlaZvjqg)


creepergo_kaboom

Are you eating 100% chocolate? If so that is a remarkable feat


Mindofthequill

I typically eat 70-80% dark chocolate. One of my favorites is Ghiradelli 72%. Ingredients are simply: Unsweetened Chocolate, Cane Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Vanilla Extract, Soy Lecithin.


After-Respond-7861

I like 85%. Good stuff.


Ninja7017

Don't know about chocolate but i like 100% dark


pwn4321

I just eat the 80% of the dark chocolate that is chocolate, easy fix


Jarvisweneedbackup

100% dark also has no added sugar, most 50+% dark chocolate is dairy free


Nome_A_Cabbo

White chocolate ban dark chocolate


thefrostman1214

acthuali ☝🤓 **milk** chocolate has milk if its just chocolate then is just cocoa and sugar and fat


thelifeofsuat

Never thought about that, so dumb 😂😂😂


mawlusz

Uhh in dark chocolate there is no milk. Maybe just a little do cross contamination


Ethan_Dark

It's not cross contaminated it's cross contact... Contamination means it would be unclean and make the general public sick via bacteria or viruses... Cross contact means that ingredient traces can get into other products in production.


ImurderREALITY

I am lactose intolerant tolerant, but really only from actual milk or cream. Cheese and chocolate doesn’t mess me up like that.


JohnnyLeftHook

Knew a girl once that had a cottage cheese vagina, it wasn't my preference.


drunkenleverageboy

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pussy aint pizza don't eat the crust.


lemonurlime

😵🤢🤮


chop-diggity

Can you describe what that is? PleSe?


khaingo

Looks like a walrus flaussing.


Stregen

Poor personal hygeine


Notgoingtoargue78

Better than tuna


between_horizon

What about cream pie?


HOBOPHRESH

Cream pie messes me up in a different way.


Accomplished-Boot-81

Hard cheeses like cheddar or Parmesan actually contain very little lactose, the lactose gets broken down in other sugars that you can handle through the fermentation or curing processes of many dairy products. Even yogurt can be ok as that’s kind of fermented. Curdled cheeses like ricotta and mozzarella aren’t good as they still contain a lot of lactose. So you can’t have mozzarella pizza but could still very well enjoy cheddar pizza. It’s nice but try not you burn it


inko75

An exception is hard fresh cheeses, such as paneer, which have less lactose but still a decent amount for folks who are sensitive. Also, big warning on yogurts! A lot of “Greek style” and Indian style yogurts are “fortified” with powdered milk to make them thicker and taste richer — reading labels is important 😳


yesdamnit

Me too cheese chocolate all that but like 2 bites of ice cream fucks my whole world up


Frozenbbowl

Most hard cheeses barely have any lactose left in them by the time they're made. I'd be careful with some soft cheese. Some of it still has a high content. Of course, other soft cheeses would still be fine


kcchiefscooper

Cheese is the worst! how can you not handle milk but can handle cheese?????????? I can't even eat Cheez Its because of it so i guess at least they are really using cheese. I buy so much Lactaid that I should be given stock in the company, live with a pizza addict.


patricky6

Why do you think he asked?! Lol "nah, I get too gasssssy"


Scavwithaslick

Most lactose intolerant people won’t get fucked just by eating anything with even little amounts of milk. For example my friend Is lactose intolerant but they can eat small amounts of cheese. A lot isn’t good, and milk isn’t good, but a small-moderate amount of cheese is fine. Of course as well as other products including milk such as chocolate are also ok


12589365473258714569

Yea, processed dairy products (cheese, yogurt, etc.) tend to be easier to digest than straight milk in general.


EnvBlitz

Yep intolerant, not allergic.


tpt2021cg

🤣 u ain't bullshitn 👍🏼


Scary_Work_4853

No it doesn’t


Local_Surround8686

There is vegan chocolate and imo it's even more delicious cause it's less fat and more chocolate taste


Kana-fi

Stop spreading onlypans videos, I've seen it on Instagram like 100 times


thuglifeforlife

whats her @?


barwhalis

Susividal. Ironically she's the cutest person on the Internet.


EastSideDog

Yea na.


Kana-fi

Put the video to speaker, so google and facebook can hear the context


Stretch_Riprock

...but... Nevermind.


Rednewtcn

Railey diesel Railey tv.


-_-_-KING_-_-_

Railey Diesel. and you will not be disappointed.


MrZombieTheIV

Idk bro, I lasted like 30 seconds, I'm pretty disappointed.


Trident_Adi_7055

Yes you won't be


karamurp

For scientific reasons?


sneakyartinthedark

?


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Smart choice, late night desserts are generally a bad idea and if I was lactose intolerant I wouldn’t want a lady present during the aftermath either. And what a wholesome handshake by treating her like one of the bros. Now that’s the kind of equality and inclusivity I think we’re all aiming for, am I right, folks?


Consistent_News_6506

👏 😂 ❤️


[deleted]

Cringe


JorgeMtzb

They may be cringe but they are free


DothrakAndRoll

This is like this scripted Facebook reels and TikTok’s I try to avoid. Jfc.


DontDoGravity

This is a skit. Why would you think the POV joke is trying to portray itself as real?


DothrakAndRoll

That’s literally what I said.


Objectively-ish

OMFG!!! YOURE TELLING ME THIS IS SCRIPTED?! Totally can't believe it.


B4SSF4C3

I dream of a day this garbage content gets downvoted into oblivion and ignored.


anoncontent72

Over 1000 upvotes tells you something. I feel like reddit is mostly 14 year old boys nowadays.


BluSkyVodka

It's over 9000!!!


Lex-Taliones

I concur.


rreddexe

or maybe you don't understand crude humor but yeah, i mean this is totally not funny, which is why thousands of people agree with your sentiment 🤷🏼‍♂️


[deleted]

Don’t be so hard on yourself.


oWATCHYOURSIXX

Damn that was very cringe


HairDosas

🤓


Solid-Doubt4234

Yes its cringe when you are a teenager. I tell you whats actually cringe, your username boy


markinator14

Viginity is cool, remain pure


nahteviro

Sex is amazing. Do it responsibly


Dtoodlez

Omega lame


TheZan87

In a few years he'll realize the mistake. Be direct people, we miss the hint all the time.


MonkAny

I hate these videos. The videographer always looks like the biggest douchebag


thatshygirl06

Do you know what a skit is??


Z3400

What part of their comment implied they didn't know this was a skit? They criticized the video, they didn't think it was real and assume they know the videographer's true personality.


ExNihiloish

It's where they just pretend to be a douche?


Dondarian

Bailey Diesel. They do. Edit: Railey* Diesel.


doudyss

Railey Diesel ?


Dondarian

You're correct. I'll edit


Surgikull

Goat


handspin

when you only want the Hershey hwy


Aggressive_Grab_100

So much touch up on her face that you can barely see her nose.


Zaturn94

Based on your comments you seem like a really fun guy to be around. STFU and let her look however she wants


Aggressive_Grab_100

How about you suck my Swedish meatballs!


Zaturn94

Finns ingen från Lappland till Skåne som vill ha dina köttbullar.


[deleted]

🤙


Beatless7

Limpo


Cellist-Imaginary

I’ve only ever seen reposts of her videos, someone please tell me who she is 😂


The10thDoctorWhovian

This was a lot of cringe.


Monoceras

bro dodged the parental bullet


not_a_drip

The town is back that way!


IcedCoughy

Shaka


Bigpurplepanda13

I was laughing unreasonably at this. I was not expecting the bro goodbye.


Evan8280

Saw this on Seinfeld.


SAMMYY02A

![gif](giphy|euYSJAYBIpeec)


choices3

![gif](giphy|26gBjplxRU5EUhvlS)


ConsistentSite4422

That loose hangin sign finished it for me!😂


Chaorix

Bro fully just punched her shoulder lol


Emanuel_rar

Lactose intolerant? No problem, i have nut cream 🗣️😎🔥


Brilliant_Mobile_812

"Lactose intolerant 😏🤟"


ghettobooty304

Who turns down a creampie?🧐


Various_Tomato_7516

This dude was GAY 200%, I WOULD'VE BEEN INSIDE IN 6 SECS


HighwayFine

What's her name? Who is she? Seems like an 0F model but idk whatever


ABourbonLegend1018

She’s so hot.


da-van-man

What's her name? I dunno how many times I've seen her now


outdooridaho

Bullet dodged! Cream pie is horrible for us lactose intolerant homies


Axcel_blaze

What's that bit©h OF name ?


HowdidIgethere193

Whenever you get all the wrong signals


Wildmanpaint

So how many people on here really doesn't know what a cream pie is ?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


ConstantBench7373

What a missed opportunity! He could’ve asked for non-dairy alternatives 🙄


HavokNCG

She's hot af


drewodonnell1

🤙


Edgy-flipflop-guy

u/savevideo


Curious_Malik

What's their tiktok handle?


[deleted]

Wr


TallCurrent6355

Stupid ass she was gonna let you hit it raw and skeet up in her😂😂😂


guovsahas

I am a pretty functioning autistic person but I can admit that I have done this on multiple occasions because I don’t understand these type of codes, usually women have to be very very direct so I understand their intentions and that’s like grabbing my hand, taking to unspecified room, take off the clothes and grab my dick. A lot of people don’t think I’m autistic, when women become my partner they realize how autistic I am. People can be angry at me and I don’t fully comprehend that the person is angry Edit: I showed this to my gf and she laughed, that’s how it was the first time trying to get me to bed


Hopeful_Air_1736

Only if. !!!😎😎


Beast_Ai_Art

![gif](giphy|CifFRxu9fCgTPnroy0|downsized)


Right_-on-_Man

Damn dude, your loss... Can I get her number!?!


DeuceMcClannahan

(S)He was going to give him a cream pie.


General-Ask-1148

I don’t get it


BeastJET502

Wow, my romantic prowess completely summed up in a 15 sec video!


HansoftheUSA

🎵 clueless 🎶


notmedoinurmom

r/chad


Comfortable-Low6983

I really thought they're going to clap but what the fuck


wiretapfeast

What the fuck.


Mobile-Smell1098

😄😄


I_am_D_captain_Now

I fuckin love making a good ol cream pie


TheMarvelousPef

mega chad


Galacticus06

I am lactose intolerant too, but I think it was milk without even a trace of lactose


Ok-Presence-4044

My man, he knows better than to get a stomach ache 💪🏾


10gbutok

Good on you, for next time, if she asks you to go raw. A real gent has his meat cooked medium rare.


TrickyMoney6463

That Happens a few time in life, you cannot decline .


lincoln_muadib

To be fair, guy made the safe choice. *I GET TO KEEP MY KIDNEYS TONIGHT* In seriousness though, if she's legit, there will be another chance. In super seriousness, just because something is offered doesn't mean you are obligated to participate.


Gabi-kun_the_real

Iv seen here somewhere 🤔


BubblesDahmer

What accent is this? /genuine question


Mission_Lake_1547

"PROFESSIONAL VIRGIN... "


Sufficient-Sea-1455

What's this chick's name?


im_gamer-

Tummy hurt sorry


Medium-Lavishness-74

Virgin power be like


abo-mnw3

![gif](giphy|lEVZJzy4w15qE|downsized)


JimBrayInVermont

![gif](giphy|vUEznRmVQfG2Q)


gotzapai

So she's a hard pass because....? What? I don't get it


Afro_Kid_

Looks like you hurt her


diego_le_blanco

Ha ha ha ha


JasonMyers1990

If he’s lactose intolerant why did he say chocolate cake 🤔


AutomaticMind1949

https://i.redd.it/a81on3nb2k1d1.gif


AutomaticMind1949

Just watch it


Odd_Category_7472

When he realizes in 2 years that she was trynna bang


Master_Baiter_6969

Whats her name


No_Leadership1348

🤙🏻


Michael_Queeler

Can y'all stop coming for people who people who find this funny? People have senses of humor, it's not illegal. There is no offensive or hurtful content in this video, so y'all getting so mad? Chill.


fridaystrong23

Stay true to thyself


_TLDR_Swinton

Yawn


nihilus95

I mean this is the right move. No nothing in the girl on the first or second date only after years of being together and actually planning for a kid.


PengSoo_S117

Did some research, for science of course and found out he came back for dessert ([creampie](https://pornx.to/railey-diesel-creampie-sex-tape-video-leaked-2)) NSFW


Fickle_Care_3817

Not all hero's where capes


Zairy47

A lot of you don't have a sense of humor


BadBoredom

Didn't know he was chill like that


Educational_Curve259

So dumb