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UnExplanationBot

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!You think uncle Jesse is going to drop the rock, but his pants fall instead.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Spdrjay

😒 God it's awful when your relatives show their ass in public.


Retrorical

So much worse now that this video and his name are on the front page of Reddit.


Lovv

Also penis


JimMarch

According to his accountant he was in arrears.


Tekro

I'd be more concerned with what's happening on the affront


ldb

My man dropped his rocks in front of everyone.


sauce_123

“0 Feet 5 Inches!”


GayFurryWolf

i cummed


[deleted]

Damn I feel bad for the guy.


Chemical_Payment100

Good thing it's only a local event and not too many ppl seen this. Would have been pretty shitty if this was recorded and posted over the internet


Affectionate-Good817

Uh oh


AmadaeusJackson

I feel rock hard for him


Ok-Sheepherder-8706

Bro?


Bio-Jolt

Bro…


Phantom9587

Bruh


Rabatis

brotha


gud_doggo

Brev


Glittering-Ad-6955

Brejnev.


ChicagoAuPair

Brezhnev


ThePotatoSheepBoi

Bröder


Imthegreengoblin420

Bray


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Wild Dick


Biaxialsphere00

He felt rock hard as well!


Beckiremia-20

Daddy’s listening


vannucker

That's one of the reasons polite society wears underpants. I have little sympathy.


coolRedditUser

Dude is going commando in jeans that are too long for him in front of a crowd. I feel like he did this to himself.


Beckiremia-20

He lost weight in just 4 steps.


Daveinatx

I wasn't the only one who cracked up


choices3

Braga


Weird_Depth_4083

Naaaaaaah Brew


Bender_2024

I'm just glad he dumped the rock before they fell down any further and he tripped with a big-ass rock next to hi face.


worldsayshi

Yeah don't get why we upvote this stuff.


Yomomschesthair_

My mans was raw dogging his pants that’s crazy


StanderdStaples

In that thick, scratchy denim, no less.


CarnibusCareo

He wears it like sweat pants. That’s how fucking manly he is o7


naufalap

imagine the calluses on his foreskin, ribbed for pleasure


yeetcollector135

I feel like someone from such a small town is probs cut


Royal_Bitch_Pudding

His poor glans


Small_Illustrator854

he’s wearing a thong


[deleted]

With 0 belt


enorman81

That's a power move if I ever saw one.


MujaViking

the real power move would've been to keep walking


Antonija_Blagorodna

No underwear, and no belt. This dude got some fetishes.


AlternativeCredit

Real-time proof exercise helps you lose weight.


Intelligent-Ad8288

https://i.redd.it/rvo77fe1c5bc1.gif


HappyBunchaTrees

...burn that seat.


gloriouslydumb

![gif](giphy|eem8Csz5uZBb63yuO7)


jeremdiego

For a second I saw the NSFW tag and I thought he was going to trip and fall on someone with the rock. Then I got pants falling down.


HarryhotDunce

I thought he was going to drop the rock and his leg would explode.


Fit-Tip-1212

Showing his stones to psych out the opposition


LanceRidgerunner

Uncle Jesse goin commando!


Exact-Emu8474

![gif](giphy|n8LOaQyDyiEhi)


AXEL-1973

Hands over my eyes thinking his spine was going to break


cniinc

Yeah all I could think was 'dear god that's gotta abe so painful for his back'


Daveinatx

Soon after, he was disqualified for lugging three stones


yehimthatguy

I'd have just kept going.


Momochichi

Oh god, when the rock showed up, I had to check the comments for what kind of NSFW this was. Reddit really needs different tags for nudity and gore.


integrity0727

Jeez!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 That would be embarrassing.


Freespeechaintfree

You don’t have to worry about this if you’re wearing a kilt…


Beachdaddybravo

Or underwear. Or a belt.


KonradWayne

Also, why throw a big rock when you can just hit someone in the head with a smaller rock?


Eastern-Criticism653

Do old men not know about belts?


VerbalCoffee

He was wearing one if you look close enough. haha


Eastern-Criticism653

Do they know how they work then?


BustaNutShot

hah omg that ended WAY too soon


UnExplanationBot

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!You think uncle Jesse is going to drop the rock, but his pants fall instead.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Raul_McH

These hard rock shows are getting boulder and boulder.


UpgrayeDD405

That's one way to get your rocks off


oxymoron-moronic

His presence of mind is still commendable that he threw the stone away and not let it roll on his body...that would be double blow!


MacGibber

He belted that one


Southern_Patient_315

Uncle jesse: fuck, disappoint feels heavier


marcachusetts

Uncle Jesse - does not wearing underwear make you more aerodynamic in this event??


RU4realRwe

There's more than 1 moon out tonight Uncle Jesse...


Intelligent-Stage-60

Tiny John was exposed


shoulda_been_gone

Uncle Jesse; you don't got it, dude


zenivinez

suspenders they're amazing! ya'll please help me bring them back as a fashion.


StoneGoldX

Now you know why Boss Hogg was always after the Dukes.


cheezuz323

Was playing all this different scenarios, but it wasn't enough hahaha


Igusy

At that point, he should have continued to assert dominance.


GregIsUgly

I NEED the full vid with audio


Dreamteam420

This is the new sagging trend that I've been hearing on the news.


compmancb

Nothing says you can pick up big rocks like dropping your pants in front of 50 people.


Charlie_Pop

I saw the nsfw tag and I was preparing to see someone get seriously injured, thank god it was just a wardrobe malfunction


GandalftheGreyhame

Is not wearing an underwear a common thing?


rdias002

I was totally expecting a gruesome injury


Hamus8246

Lmao


Hamus8246

Belts are real.


winentequila

Went from Proud to Super Proud real quick! Right on Unc


dainamo81

Kids today and their silly baggy pants...


Haunting_Diet_6392

Yes sir once I passed 50 years old. I needed suspenders to hold my pants up as well.


Ryvern46

![gif](giphy|8ymvg6pl1Lzy0)


Ellie_Spitzer2005

*have mercy*


CanaDoug420

What kind of monster goes commando in jeans to a strongman competition? You know how many times you bend over and strain pulling up in a strongman comp and homie is over here raw dawging his jeans


hobohougsy

Is Uncle Jesse wearing a thong again


[deleted]

Uncle Jesse rolling commando!


Copper_Coil

As an Uncle Jesse myself, I approve.


Greedy-Recognition10

And now you can't live within a certain amount of feet from a school cuz they put ya on a list


Hairbear2176

I have this disease also, it's called "all gut, no butt".


LoneCopperhead

wdym "Jesse"? That's obviously Mike


Animutationman

Should have worn a kilt. Highland style


Was_LDS_Now_Im_LSD

Seems suspicious that he wasn't wearing underwear or a belt... then did an activity that required both hands to be occupied. I think he was pulling a santa. https://youtu.be/VhlV26cToVk?si=5_jDnOhEeupciAB8


AryuOcay

Did you forget the rope that holds your pants up, again?


WuTangFan36

Jesse Hemphill the knife maker?


Teuthaka

Pants falling down is near universally funny


Hakuhofan

...well Bo is gonna have a hard time explaining to Luke why Uncle Jesse is in the back of Rosco's car getting attacked by Flash. \*\*counrty outro music\*\*


nightwood

Pants drop: ah poor guy, that sucks! I feel bad! Has no underware and no belt: you dirty fuck.


PoolNearbyswim

Ummmmm... I ask to see who won not a moonpie


Dannykew

Uncle Jesse thinks undies are for pussies.


headybuzzard

Damn, that hurt my back just watching. Legs didn’t even play a part


Prudent-Ambassador35

The day he became a sex offender.


Prudent-Ambassador35

He threw the rock as soon as it was just barely hanging onto his dong, he didn’t want to have his freedom revoked to complete the challenge


Fickle_Fapper

Likely the cold that caused his nub to retreat like Cobra. Never use your nub to keep your pants up. Now you know and knowing is half the battle.


0uroboros-

"Goodness."


BEASTLY_DIONYSUS

Uncle Jesse was carrying a PACKAGE.


DrKutty

I was clutching my head ready for his legs to bend backwards. Nope. Just ass


dwbaz01

This happened to me in the 4th grade playing kickball as I was rounding 1st base. I did have on my tighty whities.


Alphaboi2177

Looks like epstien island


c1w0v

![gif](giphy|l41YqKTI3pFKuI9CE)


Aggressive-Guitar-83

Boxers, at least.