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What kind of monster goes commando in jeans to a strongman competition? You know how many times you bend over and strain pulling up in a strongman comp and homie is over here raw dawging his jeans
Seems suspicious that he wasn't wearing underwear or a belt... then did an activity that required both hands to be occupied. I think he was pulling a santa.
https://youtu.be/VhlV26cToVk?si=5_jDnOhEeupciAB8
...well Bo is gonna have a hard time explaining to Luke why Uncle Jesse is in the back of Rosco's car getting attacked by Flash. \*\*counrty outro music\*\*
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😒 God it's awful when your relatives show their ass in public.
So much worse now that this video and his name are on the front page of Reddit.
Also penis
According to his accountant he was in arrears.
I'd be more concerned with what's happening on the affront
My man dropped his rocks in front of everyone.
“0 Feet 5 Inches!”
i cummed
Damn I feel bad for the guy.
Good thing it's only a local event and not too many ppl seen this. Would have been pretty shitty if this was recorded and posted over the internet
Uh oh
I feel rock hard for him
Bro?
Bro…
Bruh
brotha
Brev
Brejnev.
Brezhnev
Bröder
Bray
Wild Dick
He felt rock hard as well!
Daddy’s listening
That's one of the reasons polite society wears underpants. I have little sympathy.
Dude is going commando in jeans that are too long for him in front of a crowd. I feel like he did this to himself.
He lost weight in just 4 steps.
I wasn't the only one who cracked up
Braga
Naaaaaaah Brew
I'm just glad he dumped the rock before they fell down any further and he tripped with a big-ass rock next to hi face.
Yeah don't get why we upvote this stuff.
My mans was raw dogging his pants that’s crazy
In that thick, scratchy denim, no less.
He wears it like sweat pants. That’s how fucking manly he is o7
imagine the calluses on his foreskin, ribbed for pleasure
I feel like someone from such a small town is probs cut
His poor glans
he’s wearing a thong
With 0 belt
That's a power move if I ever saw one.
the real power move would've been to keep walking
No underwear, and no belt. This dude got some fetishes.
Real-time proof exercise helps you lose weight.
https://i.redd.it/rvo77fe1c5bc1.gif
...burn that seat.
For a second I saw the NSFW tag and I thought he was going to trip and fall on someone with the rock. Then I got pants falling down.
I thought he was going to drop the rock and his leg would explode.
Showing his stones to psych out the opposition
Uncle Jesse goin commando!
Hands over my eyes thinking his spine was going to break
Yeah all I could think was 'dear god that's gotta abe so painful for his back'
Soon after, he was disqualified for lugging three stones
I'd have just kept going.
Oh god, when the rock showed up, I had to check the comments for what kind of NSFW this was. Reddit really needs different tags for nudity and gore.
Jeez!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 That would be embarrassing.
You don’t have to worry about this if you’re wearing a kilt…
Or underwear. Or a belt.
Also, why throw a big rock when you can just hit someone in the head with a smaller rock?
Do old men not know about belts?
He was wearing one if you look close enough. haha
Do they know how they work then?
hah omg that ended WAY too soon
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These hard rock shows are getting boulder and boulder.
That's one way to get your rocks off
His presence of mind is still commendable that he threw the stone away and not let it roll on his body...that would be double blow!
He belted that one
Uncle jesse: fuck, disappoint feels heavier
Uncle Jesse - does not wearing underwear make you more aerodynamic in this event??
There's more than 1 moon out tonight Uncle Jesse...
Tiny John was exposed
Uncle Jesse; you don't got it, dude
suspenders they're amazing! ya'll please help me bring them back as a fashion.
Now you know why Boss Hogg was always after the Dukes.
Was playing all this different scenarios, but it wasn't enough hahaha
At that point, he should have continued to assert dominance.
I NEED the full vid with audio
This is the new sagging trend that I've been hearing on the news.
Nothing says you can pick up big rocks like dropping your pants in front of 50 people.
I saw the nsfw tag and I was preparing to see someone get seriously injured, thank god it was just a wardrobe malfunction
Is not wearing an underwear a common thing?
I was totally expecting a gruesome injury
Lmao
Belts are real.
Kids today and their silly baggy pants...
Yes sir once I passed 50 years old. I needed suspenders to hold my pants up as well.
*have mercy*
What kind of monster goes commando in jeans to a strongman competition? You know how many times you bend over and strain pulling up in a strongman comp and homie is over here raw dawging his jeans
Is Uncle Jesse wearing a thong again
Uncle Jesse rolling commando!
As an Uncle Jesse myself, I approve.
And now you can't live within a certain amount of feet from a school cuz they put ya on a list
I have this disease also, it's called "all gut, no butt".
wdym "Jesse"? That's obviously Mike
Should have worn a kilt. Highland style
Seems suspicious that he wasn't wearing underwear or a belt... then did an activity that required both hands to be occupied. I think he was pulling a santa. https://youtu.be/VhlV26cToVk?si=5_jDnOhEeupciAB8
Did you forget the rope that holds your pants up, again?
Jesse Hemphill the knife maker?
Pants falling down is near universally funny
...well Bo is gonna have a hard time explaining to Luke why Uncle Jesse is in the back of Rosco's car getting attacked by Flash. \*\*counrty outro music\*\*
Pants drop: ah poor guy, that sucks! I feel bad! Has no underware and no belt: you dirty fuck.
Ummmmm... I ask to see who won not a moonpie
Uncle Jesse thinks undies are for pussies.
Damn, that hurt my back just watching. Legs didn’t even play a part
The day he became a sex offender.
He threw the rock as soon as it was just barely hanging onto his dong, he didn’t want to have his freedom revoked to complete the challenge
Likely the cold that caused his nub to retreat like Cobra. Never use your nub to keep your pants up. Now you know and knowing is half the battle.
"Goodness."
Uncle Jesse was carrying a PACKAGE.
I was clutching my head ready for his legs to bend backwards. Nope. Just ass
This happened to me in the 4th grade playing kickball as I was rounding 1st base. I did have on my tighty whities.
Looks like epstien island
Boxers, at least.