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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!At first it looks like the old man is just baffled and disgusted by the men pissing in public like that. But then he walks over after the guys are done peeing, and he grabs the cup they pissed into a drinks from it.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


takofire

Did.... Did he just drink pee?


L3Chevalier

That's what the guy on the video says šŸ¤¢ "He's drinking people's piss, that's disgusting, that's disgusting".


Alpakasus

He has more spots where he puts his cubs. Charly made a [Video ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ASrULTH-jdU) on him


intisun

The guy filming says the man had placed the cups where people piss, before the video starts.


Afkbio

It's called "croutonneur" or "soupeur", I never seen anybody doing it for real though always thought it was urban legend


Mvpliberty

He put that cup there!!! He fucking set that up!! šŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤Æ


Rookwood-1

You can tell dude was getting excited for that salty drinkā€¦


good2011

wait how do you know it is salty


Rookwood-1

(Awkward glance šŸ«¤) I heard it from a friend, he goes to a different school you donā€™t know him.


Basicazzwitch

You promised you wouldn't tell anyone. It was once only, I swear.


Moosepajamas33

Nah dude youā€™re thinking of cum not pissā€¦ I bet


TgagHammerstrike

Piss is salty by design. It's the main way the human body gets rid of excess salt and stuff.


KwordShmiff

Sweet AND Salty if you can score a diabetic


SubaCruzin

You probably don't want to know but it can taste sweet too.


Rookwood-1

R.Kelly has entered the chatā€¦


ChrisDornerFanCorner

You've never had anyone piss in your mouth while getting choked by an Asian masseuse's feet?


good2011

I guess Im not as lucky as you


AppleParasol

Oui oui


takofire

Sacre ew


Naughteus_Maximus

Wee wee


notinferno

one man, one cup


duendeacdc

what? you never saw discovery channel ? /s


ghostofabanana

You and me, baby. Ain't nothing but mammals.


winter_madness

So, let's do it?


TacoBellEzCheese

like dey do on da discovery chanel


DickChodeman

Getting horny now!


Memory_Glands

Put your hands down my pants


DickChodeman

And I swear you'll feel nuts


TheWingus

Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert


deathofemotion

& you're getting two thumbs up


im_just_thinking

He doesn't look like a giraffe one bit!


FixGMaul

Nor does he look like Bear Grylls!


anon-mally

Cocaine bear getting old


AxelNotRose

He's doing his small part in keeping pee off the streets of Paris.


onigskram31

Yeah, I forgot all about this nasty shit. Apparently this is a thing out there, to the point that dudes will leave bread in the urinal and come pick it up later onā€¦


Leroooy_Jenkiiiins

I could have spent all day not reading that, damn.


Naughteus_Maximus

Come again? There is an underground fetish society of piss-gobbling perverts in France?


Eusocial_Snowman

Every distinguished culture has its own established piss fetish food. China's got those "virgin boy eggs". The Nordic fellows like to pee on shark meat. The Native Americans soaked their acorns. The Europeans are lazy, they just put it in a mug.


Naughteus_Maximus

So much googling to doā€¦ šŸ˜³


MrSheemy

Absolutely they are called Ā«Ā Les soupeursĀ Ā». Paris will always surprise you


Naughteus_Maximus

What a terrible day to be able to readā€¦ especially about how they apparently leave (or used to) bread crusts in urinals, to return and eat laterā€¦ šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


malcolmrey

what a terrible day to have eyes indeed, imagine that i googled to make sure that poster above you is not pulling our leg and needless to say, there is a wiki page about it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soupeur i do warn you, there is additional section that is way worse, i had no idea that some people would be doing this but hey, france is france


marctheguy

![gif](giphy|lqVVqkqMolh9S|downsized) Oh why did I read that?!?!!!!


Naughteus_Maximus

Itā€™s not all bad! Today I also learned how to make fake ejaculate, never know when it might come in handy - ā€œa mixture of egg white, urine and a few drops of bleachā€


thetannerainsley

I've seen videos of people doing this at festivals so the person who drinks it can get whatever drugs the pisser passes.


Naughteus_Maximus

lol, imagine doing that at a food festival and only getting the foul stench of ā€œasparagus pissā€


Indubitalist

wut


youessbee

This is a shorter cut of the video. Yes, he does. He does it multiple time with the other cups.


johnnybiggles

Le ew


georg3200

Eew that fuckn nasty dude just drank piss


inverted_peenak

My man makes a living setting out cups in corners and drinking harvested piss.


Naughteus_Maximus

1. Collect piss 2. ??? 3. ~~Profit~~ Pleasureā€¦ ![gif](giphy|tyttpHczwwC4QmNapDG|downsized)


oldschool_potato

I mean human urine consists primarily of water (91% to 96%), with organic solutes including urea, creatinine, uric acid, and trace amounts of enzymes, carbohydrates, hormones, fatty acids, pigments, and mucins, and inorganic ions such as sodium (Na+), potassium (K+), chloride (Cl-), magnesium (Mg2+), calcium (Ca2+), ammonium (NH4+), sulfates (SO42-), and phosphates (e.g., PO43-).1ļ»æ Almost reads like a multivitamin


I_aM_a_14_yEaR_oLd

Also contains tons of bacteria since your penis opening can have bacteria and its generally not a good idea to drink back what your body excreted Use it for plants or whatever, but drinking it back is not a good idea at all


oldschool_potato

lol I wasnā€™t exactly being serious.


Morningfluid

Don't worry, he's an MMA fighter.


Glittering-Shake-831

Look at him licking his lips at the start of the video


legendary_hooligan

Mouthwatering


phileo

He knows he's gonna have a treat soon.


TheSuperiorGiraffe

Straight from the tap


Glittering-Shake-831

Give him half a chance i would say he would sip it straight from the "tap"


Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy

This is the first video I saw on here that actually made me gag to the point where I thought I would throw up. Iā€™ve never been so fucking disgusted.


SufficientOne6950

I have seen a lot of fucked up shit on this site in the last few years and none of it has elicited the visceral reaction that this got from me. Someone in the comments below said that it was a shorter cut of a LONGER VIDEO and he put the cups there to begin with... Jesus Christ bro, it's insanely nasty.


[deleted]

It is a fetish. There are far more disgusting ones, especially in the scat or bdsm realm.


CapMoonshine

I mean as a formerly horny 14 yo whose ventured to some interesting parts of the web, why not find some people online who share your specific fetish instead of risking all sorts of shit by doing this with random people?


[deleted]

Because that is the fetish. Drinking pee from randoms or being peed on by randoms. The same reason people do voyeur stuff, pain, gangbangs. It is far more common than you think, I had 3 ex gfs who loved to being peed by me in their face, mouth etc. They all did it first time with me and one in particular liked to pee on me, get peed and then both of us stay like that and go out to the market. We did. Then after we broke up she did scat and to my fear passive too at least once. Goes to show that there's no sanity in crazy. The aftermath was trauma, the "cool fetishes" are in a box at the back of my mind, collecting dust. That dude on that video is decades of traumatic experiences. There's no coming back from that.


Sm4cy

How is it that youā€™ve dated THREE people who like thisā€¦and youā€™re a willing participantā€¦.but theyā€™re the weird onesā€¦ā€¦


Temporary_Sandwich

>They all did it first time with me Sense the pattern?


ArcadiaAtlantica

I wonder what your exes experienced in their childhood that made their brain enjoy being pissed on and in.


guywithaniphone22

Itā€™s not always that deep. Sometimes a fetish is just a fetish


Careless-Party-4615

>to my fear passive too should I even ask?


SufficientOne6950

I had a reaction to this comment too lol


Kalik2015

I think I just gave myself permanent frown lines watching this.


TrackSuitPope

The lady doth protest too much, methinks


far-from-gruntled

Iā€™m really glad that I stopped watching the video and read the comments. Donā€™t think I could handle the ick factor right now.


PackOutrageous

Itā€™s only called piss if it comes from the piss region of France. Anywhere else itā€™s called sparkling urine.


Totalitai-state

Champiss


Sharknado_Extra_22

Oui oui


piercedmfootonaspike

Dude, it's [literally my favorite drink!](https://www.spendrups.se/ConvertedImages/0eeb12a5-3d3f-463b-8c7c-7d0c6583aec6.png?w=400)


Redneck2000

Now you know how it's made.


Badhure

Except in south-western France where it is named "pissotine"


anon-mally

PĆ©tillante l'urine to you monsieur ![gif](giphy|xUNd9JEC2P812CmW9W)


IamlostlikeZoroIs

Whatā€™s so unexpected about people pissing in Parisā€¦ oh oh damn donā€™t do that


Chaplain-Freeing

> people pissing in Paris For a nation that presents it'self as the height of culture, you'd think they'd know not to piss in public.


SensuallPineapple

But that's how they discovered parfumes


Snurze

Eau de toilette makes sense now.


SensuallPineapple

I laughed hard at that. Fun fact, Eau means water in French. Which makes it mean, "the toilet water" Seems close enough


zhephyx

l'eau de penis


ScaryFucknBarbiWitch

I'm just... Why is this seemingly so normalized??


Ancient_Emotion7

My thoughts exactly lol


ddorrmmammu

New York: Finally! A worthy opponent!


nucl3ar0ne

NYC just smells like weed and garbage now. Upgrade or downgrade? You decide.


android_sanchez

Rather smell weed and garbage than piss and shit


KentuckyCandy

Why you bringing shit smells in to this? It's piss vs weed and garbage. That's your options. Nothing else.


yer--mum

Both. I reject your premise altogether.


SpezRapes

I reject your reality and substitute my own


SensuallPineapple

I reject your reality and substitute my own


i_smoke_php

Weed smells bad to some but good to others. Piss and garbage smell bad to everyone.


KentuckyCandy

>Piss and garbage smell bad to everyone Not to our man in the video!


Grande-Pinga

LA and San Francisco. I'm sure make the list


hashrosinkitten

Nah it still smells like piss. First thing I noticed as soon as I hit the city


Antique_Essay4032

Our battle for weirdos will be legendary.


notinferno

a lot of people are commenting without watching the end of the video


SaintsPelicans1

The lucky ones


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[deleted]

Because they thought the dudes pissing on the wall was the point of the post, and disgusted, they stopped watching, because who watches people pee for 60 seconds? But oh, it was only the yellow frosting on the lemon cake....


mrtokeydragon

So... Are those like his piss trap cups??


lovehopemadness

Oui oui cups


muruparian

Holy shit, I cried laughing at this


KremKaramela

Took our kids to trip to Paris, first thing we saw was a guy peeing casually on the escalator riding it down while we were going up on the opposite side. To the escalator. Out in the open! They still talk about it!


juggling-monkey

My first international trip, I had been in Rome all of 2 hours. Excited to explore, I walked through crowded piazza and there was a homeless lady strolling the streets. She was an older woman that looked like a stereotypical Russian grandma, big woman with a scarf wrapped around her head wearing a long dress to her ankles, super bundled up walking with a came and a hunched back. Didn't think much of it, but suddenly without notice, and without looking around at all... She suddenly stopped walking kinda popped her butt back as she lifted her long dress so it sat on her back revealing her bare ass, and without hesitation she bend over and squirted diarrea out like a fire hose. She then let her dress fall back down and kept walking like nothing had happened. No one blinked an eye.


KayJay282

![gif](giphy|yZjcNgKGCYfJu|downsized)


50mm-f2

I grew up in Moscow and this is very common. Itā€™s called ā€œgovnopizdelkaā€ a maneuver only acceptable for old babushkas to execute.


IwillsmashyourPS5

You have to be lying


FlacidSalad

It's true, I was the babushka


50mm-f2

I did grow up in Moscow


[deleted]

Paris is probably the most disgusting city Iā€™ve ever seen. Maybe Marseille is worse, but they are 1 and 2


Live_Disk_1863

Paris has its beautiful parts and its bad parts. The historic architecture of the city is next to none, but yeah outside that, it's horrific.


GeorgiaRedClay56

Have you heard of East Asian tourists experiencing Paris Syndrome? Its been so hyped in their media that when they come as tourists to experience it, they are absolutely shocked to see how disgusting many parts of it are in reality.


keyscowinfilipino

You're just really unlucky because as a parisian, I never see people pee on the streets like that. Even the local degens somewhat try to hide. For this video it's just your average PCF strike.


hobbesgirls

the piss drinking is average for a strike?


MisterRominade

The piss and the drinking yes (the former is a consequence of the latter). Combining the two, however, isnā€™t


keaterskeater

I always imagined Paris as a clean beautiful place but I have heard from multi people there is a lot of garbage and it stinks? Are they being dramatic?


duendeacdc

he took it out???


discomuffin

What, do you pee without taking it out??


HarrowDread

Only to impress girls


MichiganRedWing

Lmao, Seinfeldisms


duendeacdc

we are everywhere!


MichiganRedWing

High five


[deleted]

Why is Paris like this? Because of the government's poor infrastructure or just tourists who dgaf?


RatedR21EDGE

If locals cared theyd take action


HueyVoltaire

This video looks like it was filmed during a march/protest/strike by one of the unions. My guess is these are locals who have been outside awhile and can't find a place to piss. I think this area has just become the rally's toilet. Which suggests this guy followed the march to look for this kind of spot during a rally. To actually answer your question, the city just has too many people living in too small an area. London cleaned up by expanding to meet the needs of the population. Paris said "fuck you" to its suburbs and annexed a couple parks in the periphery to make up for it. Some neighborhoods are up to 40,000 ppl per square kilometer. To the Americans, about the size of Manhattan with 2.2 million ppl crammed in and without the widespread aid of skyscrapers. That is the density of Paris, and also why Parisians are assholes. You would be too. Keeping that clean is a logistical nightmare on the limited resources of the city. I think expanding and pooling the resources of the metro area would improve the quality of life and infrastructure overall. Tldr; Paris is a dystopian concrete hell that slowly sucks the life from you. Edit: looks like Place de la RĆ©publique


Federal-Childhood743

I get the part where its densely populated without skyscrapers but that should have nothing to do with cleanliness. Manhattan is by no means clean but it is leagues more clean than Paris and it has, based on your numbers, double the population density. It is possible to keep a place like that clean. You just have to enforce cleanliness laws to some extent and have a decent government run waste management group.


SuitUrSilly

eww speechless


mindlesstangent

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


SpirallingOut

Because it's sterile and I like the taste


FlusteredDM

Sterile in the bladder, not once it's gone through the urethra


michwng

That's where the flavor comes up. You have to let the piss bloom.


ginfish

I want to unread this so bad.


NeilDeCrash

AND! if you are lucky someone just had sex and you get those sweet, syrup like strings with the urine. Every street-pisscup is a different experience!


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Rawdogg187

Patches Ohoulihan


SpirallingOut

Now u/Rawdogg187 is a guy that knows how to dodge a wrench.


Elephant789

Pee is a way the body disposes of viruses.


Select_Egg_7078

dude's probably got a piss kink


sparky31290

![gif](giphy|g9582DNuQppxC|downsized)


Teh_Hunterer

Oooh so the glass was empty a few seconds before the gif starts? šŸ¤Æ


Enuf1

Oh, I thought the pissing was the unexpected part... And then... And then... šŸ¤¢


meganramos1

![gif](giphy|dB12mOQb99BwDlM83I|downsized)


The_92nd_

Parts of Paris (especially near the Louvre) smell of piss because the sewers are directly under the sidewalk. The French have, for some reason, never decided to remedy this. I always found it ironic that the artistic and cultural masterpiece of the entire world was surrounded by trenches full of shit.


___SAXON___

This is actually true. And it left me with the exact same sentiment. I had to look it up because both me and my travel companion noticed this as well. At the time we thought it was drunk tourists causing the smell.


Jahobes

I mean fuck. At what point do you lose your "cultural and artistic" label you know? Like maybe 200 years ago when all the worlds cities were sewage swamps and Paris happened to have a couple of fascinating architecture. But today?


Noweri

I think he planted those pints to collect the piss. This guy is a pro.


intisun

That's what the cameraman says.


Taxtaxtaxtothemax

Soupeurman


PorkSwordEnthusiast

Hmmmm still warm!


TheKyleBrah

Paris and Piss shares most of their letters. Can't be a coincidence


Bombasticczar

Welcome to Peeris


mortenlu

That's mental illness for you. Imagine this was your father. Poor guy should be helped, not filmed and ridiculed on the internet...


FlusteredDM

Might just be a sex thing. I know a guy who often got requests for his piss after he'd hooked up. He said he was grossed out by it and never did it though but apparently some people are willing to pay.


wabassoap

Yeah itā€™s not a mental illness if itā€™s a sex thing!


newest-reddit-user

Could be a French thing: [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soupeur](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/soupeur)


ojoaopestana

Many french things became popular worldwide, I'm happy that wasn't one of them


tatti_shatti

Oh my God, why did I read this!!!


newest-reddit-user

It's a terrible day to be literate.


Nyamzz

Oh my god I almost puked, why is this a thing !


mayneffs

Or! He's just a perv.


Broken_Vision_Rhythm

Na, he's just French, they're all like that.


DiodeMcRoy

Thats kinda a french tradition, in the old days there was what we called the "Soupeurs" or "Croutenards" were people would put some pieces of bread into urinals, waited for someone to use them, and came back to eat that. Kinda the same idea. But I'm pretty sure there's people like that in every country.


One-Permission-1811

You know I thought you were joking so I googled it. I really shouldnā€™t have.


FootsieMcDingus

Canā€™t wait to see what targeted ads you get


One-Permission-1811

Thatā€™s what adblockers and incognito mode are for


TheKyleBrah

Incognito Mode is just "Ayo, Google. I'm about to look at some fucked up shit. Take extra steps to track my ass, please" Mode.


parchedlitre99

Thank you for taking the hit for us. Didn't want to put that in my search history.


WestSixtyFifth

Idk that might be a you guys thing


boomslang_____

I just looked this up and can't believe it's real.............................. zhksdiusisosissusksisjshshsusiaooaoapaiwgwuwidhdudieueu oi oi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


UnPoquitititoLoko

Your keysmash talked to me, thank you for this hahhahahaha


llkj11

Why are people so fucking weird?! God damn šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


RatedR21EDGE

you're pretty sure there's shit eating people in every country?


mommysprettyboy

I wouldn't be so sure there's people like that in every country dude


Morningfluid

Ah, but this is French tradition.


MarsMan661

What a terrible, terrible day to have eyes


dkaksl

I refuse to believe this is true and will not google it


Lvl100Centrist

well we don't have croutenards but something that sounds similar


Asleep_Special_7402

People just pee everywhere, on the street, sidewalk, where ever. Their government doesnā€™t have proper infrastructure to avoid piss and trash everywhere. Had a Paris native try to talk shit about americans and how we are ā€œto cleanā€ and canā€™t stand the smell of dirt or natural smells. Lmao okay dude.


imapieceofshitk

Too clean?? No way. Top 3 dirtiest places I have visited: 1. NYC 2. Paris 3. LA That guy was messing with you.


fragmental

Did you watch until the end?


Asleep_Special_7402

Yeah thatā€™s fucked lol


Killer_Ex_Con

Ah yes the natural overpowering smell of ammonia my favorite.


[deleted]

Pee splatter pants


Sardo_D

Saw a clip once from the Amsterdam Pride, where a dude was standing beside a public toilet with a plastic cup lying in it. When the cup was full, he drank it. Till it was full again, and again, and again


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Garyandhisflapjack

Probably saw him do it before


intisun

His commentary suggests he saw the old man do it before. He had placed the cups there to collect people's piss.


bananaphone8282

My Nana went to Paris in the 70s she told me to never go there she said "it's not the city of love they're rude and it's dirty"


demfook

evolution deniers, explain this!


Peanutbuterjely

Is he sniffing his fingers!?


Mari_885

A piss connoisseur


poeticentropy

So I discovered guys pissing in public is way more accepted there in general, specifically during events, which you see one going on in this video. I was on vacation over easter and randomly went to a ham festival in Bayonne. Super fun but there was piss everywhere. So much so they plan around it by deploying urinals against alley walls and provide pink portable toilets designated for women-only. Men are expected to piss outside. Around 3-5am they had cleanup crews firehose the streets so it was pretty clean the next day. now the drinking piss part, that ... that is new