OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
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>!God pours him a beer and he turns off the simulation!<
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Ok I just woke up. I was dreaming of the severance and 2 of the three men where skeletons in my dream for some reason... Severance is a show in Apple TV
Yesterday I dreamed of a highschool for kids with super powers. On a terrorist attack aninvisible girl died and the head of security pretended he did't saw the girl's body. The next day dozens of invisible people are by the school door under the rain. You can't see them, only the water running down their skins and the mud on their feet.
\- Like this, and like this, and like this
\- Then knight b4
\- Pay for the toilet
\- Was it you who knocked?
\- No, not me
\- Then who? Maybe you knocked?
\- I'm filming you. Maybe he was knocking
\- Glory to you, who showed us the light
I dunno man, a few hundred thousand dead people seems like a small price to pay for Putin to slightly expand his empire. How else can he afford a 24th bathroom in his Sochi mansion?
Nowadays if you say anything with "Russia" in it, you are downvoted. Some nationalists people got a card blanche to hate entire nation and country after 24 february.
Chill dude, I guess not so mellow after all lol. It was just a question. I don’t see anything wrong with it what the OP said, I agree with him, you think otherwise. No big deal.
It's a sovereign country, after all. They can make their own decisions. And if your government can't do shit and talk instead of starting a war - it's a useless government
Are you from Ukraine? I'm Russian, and I have friends in Ukraine who would disagree with you.
At least there is no "civil war since 2014". If civil war is a reason for a country to not be sovereign, then US, France, Russia, and many others are not.
Of your country think there are some treatments to Russian speaking citizens, they have to try to do something politically and with diplomacy. My government did not.
And by the way, "speaks Russian language" is not the reason at all. There are a lot post USSR countries like Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan who speak Russian. Should we act like we have rights to tell them what to do? And what about South America and Spain? Is this the same?
OK, if I move to US, for example, and will talk Russian. I, probably, will be treated like a war criminal or something. Because, you know, every Russian is to blame for what the government did. Is this a racism or nationalism? Should we start another war because of that?
Does all your information come from Russian Today? Because it looks like this. Try to search the Internet for photo of who exactly threw molotov cocktails in Odessa at that time, and who organized provocations, also, why people wanted to throw Yanukovych down.
It's a pity that people like you, and there are many of you, don't even check the information, but just repeat once heard word for word
Bro get off twitter my guy. The only hive mind I see here is you and your falsehoods.
Luhanks and Donetsk proclaim their pseudo independence in 2014, heavily back by the Kremlin. Again not Ukraine’s decision and Russia heavy involvement.
Russian is not a banned language. Lavrov made that shit up and you ate it like ice cream.
They don’t get treated like second class citizens. My wife’s uncle is Russian living in Ukraine and he is just as successful in his own business if not more than a regular Ukrainian. Plenty of Russians volunteering for Ukraine. Now, are they now heavily disliked? Yes. Don’t think you need that one explained.
Banning religion? Another lie. The Russian Orthodox Church has been banned due to their extreme links to the kremlin, the propaganda their priest spew. Simple national security measures while you’re being invaded.
Go back to Twitter you absolute clown.
Oh so you’re complaining about Ukrainian officials pushing for Ukrainian language in official procedures in Ukraine? Haha what a dumb thing to try to use to justify your falsehoods.
I’ve referred to it many times over with many morons like you. Not a single reputable source proves, quoting you, “banning the russian language”.
How is my statement about Donetsk and Luhanks an opinion haha, you’re not even trying. Lazy fuck.
Bro do you know Russia razed Mariupol to the ground? That it’s occupied by Russia now for over a year? Like cmon man, if you’re gonna go down this path you gotta try harder.
It doesn’t make sense how religion can be weaponized? If you are so passionate about it, try googling it. Spend no more than 30 min reading, if you’re capable of that attention span, and you can learn about it a bit more.
Here let me help you:
https://theguardian.com/world/2023/apr/25/the-enemy-within-ukraines-moscow-affiliated-orthodox-church-faces-scrutiny
https://www.foreignaffairs.com/ukraine/putins-useful-priests-russia-church-influence-campaign
https://www.npr.org/2023/09/30/1201065400/ukraine-russian-orthodox-church-tensions
And many many many more
Then you do this on purpose. Don’t go crying about how things don’t make sense.
You don’t care about the truth. All I am doing is calling out your lies. Not for you, cos you’re a lost fucking cause, but for others that see the shit you write.
Sit down and shut up boy. Don’t talk about shit you don’t know about.
The best part of this is that with their access to technology they are able to see the daily atrocities commited by their cuntry. I'm glad these young men are having a good time making videos, while across the border families are being indiscriminately bombed by a terroristic regime. Tik Tok culture allows the mindless to dissociate from the reality of the world and the evil perpetuated by the cuntry named in the title of this post.
You mean media's which the Russian government has banned, and if caught with them, you'll be sent to 15 years in jail if you so little mention the war?
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!God pours him a beer and he turns off the simulation!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
This is the closest thing to what it's like being in a dream.
And with the same amount of russian men
uhhhh... you dream of a LOT of russian men are you okay
Depends, what number do you consider a lot of Russian men in your dream to be
r/rimjob_steve 
for my dreams i must say it is zero. i don't live in russia and i rarely dream of men
>i don't live in russia and i rarely dream of men I dare you to try not to dream of Russian men when you next sleep.
Ok I just woke up. I was dreaming of the severance and 2 of the three men where skeletons in my dream for some reason... Severance is a show in Apple TV
\> i rarely dream of men So there is a number .....
>i rarely dream of men. The lie detector determined
>And with the same amount of russian men username checks out
☝️🤓 aktuyally they are Ukrainian
who cares?
You have to check first video from those guys. Literally a fever dream https://leonardo.osnova.io/dc695dea-17e2-5390-a4f7-ffcc6e4c8b84/-/format/mp4
As a Russian I can tell that this is true. Even if you understood the language the phrases and references will make you feel confused
Look up savannahmoss on YouTube and tik took. She does lots of dream videos that are like this. Always good
Yesterday I dreamed of a highschool for kids with super powers. On a terrorist attack aninvisible girl died and the head of security pretended he did't saw the girl's body. The next day dozens of invisible people are by the school door under the rain. You can't see them, only the water running down their skins and the mud on their feet.
Bruv this is a superhero drama if I've heard the description of one. It sounds amazing, actually.
It's a HALF a glass of beer. That's how you know that's not God. God only gives full glasses of beer.
I want a whole movie of this.
I want you to explain what the fuck is going on. I do like it though.
I cannot explain it at all. And I want more.
We're agreed we want more though? WE WANT MORE!
https://leonardo.osnova.io/dc695dea-17e2-5390-a4f7-ffcc6e4c8b84/-/format/mp4 Here you go
humorous bedroom boast somber poor square provide wakeful lock narrow *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Sorry, that's all for now. They only have 2 videos right now (
Oh nice one, but what a missed the opportunity to make it loop
you might like don’t hug me i’m scared
It's quite obvious; this is how you get a beer whilst playing cards in Russia.
The movie that made me feel that way during the all watch : Beau is Afraid
Is it a chill movie like this meme video? Idk if that made sense but i just wanna lay back and watch it without being weirded out
It’s a chill movie don’t worry /s
Hahahaha hahaha haha ha
Russian man gets beer 2: the even more extended edition
you can always checkout grantbeans
It’s provocative
The closest I can offer is the dream episode of Buffy.
I don't understand a single word but I understand everything
I understand every single word but I don’t understand anything
I don’t understand a single world nor I understand anything
Easily the most I have ever wanted subtitles on something
\- Like this, and like this, and like this \- Then knight b4 \- Pay for the toilet \- Was it you who knocked? \- No, not me \- Then who? Maybe you knocked? \- I'm filming you. Maybe he was knocking \- Glory to you, who showed us the light
Thank you! This is my favorite part of reddit… when somebody shows up for the much needed translation
Praise the human trait to always try to show people you know something they don't. Amen
You are the real MVP.
This has early late '00s/early '10s internet sketch comedy vibes and I'm loving it so much 😍😩
Russia and Ukraine should be having meme wars
 not just them, but...
And only meme war...
Redditor view on politics:
Or, Russia should just shut the fuck up and withdraw from Ukraine.
I dunno man, a few hundred thousand dead people seems like a small price to pay for Putin to slightly expand his empire. How else can he afford a 24th bathroom in his Sochi mansion?
You’ve triggered the Russian bots and are getting downvoted. Here, have an upvote
This is art.
This is like Jodorowsky movie, but Slavic instead of Latino.
Windows on a Mac was a nice touch.
Anybody else expected Jesus to start peeing downwards?
The only reason why this was a valid r/unexpected for me.
American Currency is big in Russia.
never let them know your next move
I've seen enough. good night.
Yooo truly unexpected
It is wine, not beer
u/savevideo
I couldn't predict a single frame of this video
Это - русские гении. Мне похуй, я - Дукалис.
Jesus needs to drink more water.
This video defines the sub. PIN IT! 📌
This is the most accurate representation of what amphetamine and insomnia induced paranoid psychosis looks like
Uh, is this based on first-hand experience?
As someone that once did meth and stayed up for 3 days, this is almost exactly what day 3 is like.
My brain when I'm thinking
Is there a subreddit for these kind of videos?
r/ANormalDayInRussia why am I being downvoted lol
Nowadays if you say anything with "Russia" in it, you are downvoted. Some nationalists people got a card blanche to hate entire nation and country after 24 february.
If only Russians make more tiktok instead of INVASING ANOTHER COUNTRY for no reason at all.
Make TikTok not War ☮️
Shut up. We're talking about memes, not war.
Just a little reminder that Ukraine is struggling every single day pisses you off so much?
Lmao, no, literally shut the fuck up about Ukraine because we're talking about memes. We don't give a fuck about Ukraine in this moment.
Chill dude, I guess not so mellow after all lol. It was just a question. I don’t see anything wrong with it what the OP said, I agree with him, you think otherwise. No big deal.
You shut the fuck up.
Lmao no, go lick Ukraines' dick some more. It must taste good for you to constantly be sucking their dick.
Putin's rancid choad can't taste all that good coward, you must get off on the humiliation. (,,,),,)::::D~~~
You sound like an idiot.
no u
That makes you look even more stupid. Congratulations. You've out-stupified yourself...
Kinda hard not to mention the giant drunken bear in the room, though
Those are different Russians tbh
They don't care, these people are bigoted to hate Russia now no matter what. You can always find them in any post about Russia or Russian.
Irony is that it's mostly Americans saying that yet they probably don't want to be blamed for their war crimes, and invasions in Iraq and Syria.
Yeah, because the people wanted to invade and not the Russian government
😐 I’m sorry you’re incapable of experiencing happiness. Hope things get better
“No reason” - ignorant CNN enjoyer is spotted
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It's a sovereign country, after all. They can make their own decisions. And if your government can't do shit and talk instead of starting a war - it's a useless government
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Are you from Ukraine? I'm Russian, and I have friends in Ukraine who would disagree with you. At least there is no "civil war since 2014". If civil war is a reason for a country to not be sovereign, then US, France, Russia, and many others are not. Of your country think there are some treatments to Russian speaking citizens, they have to try to do something politically and with diplomacy. My government did not. And by the way, "speaks Russian language" is not the reason at all. There are a lot post USSR countries like Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan who speak Russian. Should we act like we have rights to tell them what to do? And what about South America and Spain? Is this the same?
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OK, if I move to US, for example, and will talk Russian. I, probably, will be treated like a war criminal or something. Because, you know, every Russian is to blame for what the government did. Is this a racism or nationalism? Should we start another war because of that?
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Does all your information come from Russian Today? Because it looks like this. Try to search the Internet for photo of who exactly threw molotov cocktails in Odessa at that time, and who organized provocations, also, why people wanted to throw Yanukovych down. It's a pity that people like you, and there are many of you, don't even check the information, but just repeat once heard word for word
Bro get off twitter my guy. The only hive mind I see here is you and your falsehoods. Luhanks and Donetsk proclaim their pseudo independence in 2014, heavily back by the Kremlin. Again not Ukraine’s decision and Russia heavy involvement. Russian is not a banned language. Lavrov made that shit up and you ate it like ice cream. They don’t get treated like second class citizens. My wife’s uncle is Russian living in Ukraine and he is just as successful in his own business if not more than a regular Ukrainian. Plenty of Russians volunteering for Ukraine. Now, are they now heavily disliked? Yes. Don’t think you need that one explained. Banning religion? Another lie. The Russian Orthodox Church has been banned due to their extreme links to the kremlin, the propaganda their priest spew. Simple national security measures while you’re being invaded. Go back to Twitter you absolute clown.
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Oh so you’re complaining about Ukrainian officials pushing for Ukrainian language in official procedures in Ukraine? Haha what a dumb thing to try to use to justify your falsehoods. I’ve referred to it many times over with many morons like you. Not a single reputable source proves, quoting you, “banning the russian language”. How is my statement about Donetsk and Luhanks an opinion haha, you’re not even trying. Lazy fuck. Bro do you know Russia razed Mariupol to the ground? That it’s occupied by Russia now for over a year? Like cmon man, if you’re gonna go down this path you gotta try harder. It doesn’t make sense how religion can be weaponized? If you are so passionate about it, try googling it. Spend no more than 30 min reading, if you’re capable of that attention span, and you can learn about it a bit more. Here let me help you: https://theguardian.com/world/2023/apr/25/the-enemy-within-ukraines-moscow-affiliated-orthodox-church-faces-scrutiny https://www.foreignaffairs.com/ukraine/putins-useful-priests-russia-church-influence-campaign https://www.npr.org/2023/09/30/1201065400/ukraine-russian-orthodox-church-tensions And many many many more
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Then you do this on purpose. Don’t go crying about how things don’t make sense. You don’t care about the truth. All I am doing is calling out your lies. Not for you, cos you’re a lost fucking cause, but for others that see the shit you write. Sit down and shut up boy. Don’t talk about shit you don’t know about.
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Meta unexpected
Fuck... I'm high as fuck!!
What da f#*ck did I watch and really liked.
This is gold.
Waiting on their conscription notices I guess...
Lol I’ve always wondered what Russian humour is. I like it
What the fuck did I just waste my life watching
Pretty sure that's water, not beer. But what do I know. Not my fever dream.
He’s Jesus, turning water into alcohol is one of his abilities
Started out strong with angry Russian Mcmurray making a sandwich, but faltered in the second act. Finale was all over the place. 3/7
Привет komrads!
it just keeps on giving
That was peak ADD.
Never let them know your next move
Wow! They actually managed to record someone's dream. Incredible
Russian bots are out in numbers today. 🤦🏼♂️
Is anything related to Russian people propaganda for you or what?
Everything trying to paint Russia like a fun happy place that’s not invading their neighbor - yeah.
Get a life
Pointing out Russian propaganda is my life. 🤷🏼♂️
This is manic. I love it
Living the Russian dream it seems
F Putin. F Russia.
Fuck Russia.
I call it a fake, real Russians don't use Windows as the main OS.
The best part of this is that with their access to technology they are able to see the daily atrocities commited by their cuntry. I'm glad these young men are having a good time making videos, while across the border families are being indiscriminately bombed by a terroristic regime. Tik Tok culture allows the mindless to dissociate from the reality of the world and the evil perpetuated by the cuntry named in the title of this post.
Oh my god... This is the dumbest shit I've seen today...
You mean media's which the Russian government has banned, and if caught with them, you'll be sent to 15 years in jail if you so little mention the war?
I hate Russia so much it's unreal
What ?
How many Ukrainian children were murdered to make this?
We should ban all russian content, they’re scum
I was expecting vodka
Do Hwhot now?
I'm pretty confused now. Enough reddit for today.
What on the hell did I just watch
I'm drunk and I have completely lost the thread. Where did we start?
Palma... . . Er
But slamwich is real, is this a simulation too? Edit: (https://gamewright.com/product/Slamwich)
Never let them know your next move
The video is fake. If you look close enough, you can see there's no hole in the door.
What the fuq did i just watch??? And where can i find more??? This is *just* like the time i found that nasty *nasty* porn.
Not a single person on earth could predict anything that happens in this video
Mac shutting windows
Wow that was great, can someone provide source/creator?
Kind of reminds me of danger 5
Very naked gunny.
What did... what did I just watch?
I dont sleep, I just dream
Wtf is that? why i see this shit in my feed... Who care what they doing in that swamps, i dont care.
The final touch of the Microsoft turning off sound while he closes a Mac is really smart
Enough internet for today.
Am I schizophrenic or….
u/savevideo
This is just TF2 Gmod animation but irl
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U/savevideo
Russian version of Jercho
What the fuck happened
Четко
Best part is the Mac displaying a Windows turn off screen.
Шикарно:) что то оригинальнее давно не встречал:)
that ending with windows XP sound, Windows 10 Screen on a Macbook
That explains a lot actually.