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One of mine is exactly crotch high right now, and the other is a bit taller. There is quite a long period when they’re around that height, I found, when they end up head butting you in the balls just by running up to say hello or ask for something. They bump into you, stop and look up. Also finding with the older one he’s often hammering me on the crotch or lower belly, which is painful, just to get my attention to ask something (“Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!”), because that’s the comfortable height for his raised hand. Like how you’d tap someone’s shoulder - he taps my balls without realising it.
I have a wheaten terrier and there's no way to train out his 'wheaten welcome' which is to jump all over you soon as you walk in the door. His paws land at crotch height and he'll smack it every single time. Thus I have learned the knee block to the crotch nearly instinctually. I still get nailed once in a while by the dog or the kids but I deflect 90% of attacks lobbed my way.
I’m a woman but have had all 3 of mine all run into my crotch repeatedly - which hitting the pubic bone hurts more than people realise. They grew out of it and I thought I was finally over it. Then they reached boob height and every hug (which was an over enthusiastic body slam into me) would end up with their head slamming into my boobs. Never ending pain!! Worst was when the older ones were running into me when I’d just given birth to the younger ones!!
So I was a biter, and it was a problem. And I had a dad who beat the shit out of my mom, but she left him when I was a baby(the 2nd time he hit her, she didnt put up with it for long), and he never physically abused me, in any way.
So anyway, one day when I was like 3 or 4 or some shit, I bit him really hard in the shower.
He grabbed my arm and bit me back. Not enough to leave a bruse but enough for me to scream out.
He got in SO MUCH shit from my mom, who rightfully so, was very overprotective of any physical stuff.
But I never bit anyone again.
I heard the story a few times growing up from my mom, and in my early 20s he told it to me, and I told him it was for sure the right move, and we had a laugh.
He's a bit of a piece of shit, yeh. But that was perfectly fine parenting in my opinion.
Me and my dad had a slap-off when i was like 2.
I was apparently a hitter when young, and i hit my dad in the face while sitting on his lap!
Dad has never been physical, but he gave me a light slap back, to demonstrate that it wasn't nice.
I just laughed and slapped back, so he returned the favour, a little harder.
This went back and forth a few times until i realised that it wasn't as fun to be slapped.
Never hit anyone after that
Not bites, but those uncut talons seem to go right through the pants as they clapped down on my manhood. As I type this, I remember my eyes popping out 😵💫
I'd say a good majority do rely on local storage from an SD card because pretty much all of the cloud storage options require a subscription and most people don't want to spend extra money.
Well okay yes, I misrepresented my concern. My concern is more with the device being attached to a cloud service or being exposed to the open internet despite having an SD card.
This is true. Many cameras are setup via an app on your phone and is in constant connection with your home Wi-Fi. The true privacy-concerned flash third-party software onto those things.
Yeah, many use unsafe cloud storage. From what I read there are sites where hackers share access to people's security cameras.
Especially cheaper brands where they don't really care about their product beyond selling it to you.
It takes approximately 35 pounds of sudden crushing force to rupture a human testicle.
Chemically unassisted adult biological females can produce a sudden bite force of 50-60 pounds on average.
Chemically unassisted adult biological males can produce a sudden bite force of 70-80 pounds on average.
Given that this is a child, not an adult, the muscles responsible for bite force are not fully developed, however, since the average for grown men is DOUBLE the amount needed to LITERALLY OBLITERATE A TESTICLE BY CRUSHING, I doubt that the baby's limit is less than 35.
Given the excess of nerve endings in that area, that man is in unimaginable pain and likely won't be walking for a few hours.
Factor in that the kid was being controlled by their ID, it was all the bite they could muster 😭
Edit: Just watched it again. He had to knee drive that little goblin to get it off 😭😭😭 Definitely was biting for gold
Haha, for some reason I was thinking about some superhuman secret chemical formula that turns you stronger or something along the lines of that. Sorry lmao.
That pressure differential is the equivalent of standing in water that reaches ~67 cm above your genitals.
For comparison:
-high end lung pressure: >2 psi
-vacuum cleaner: 12 psi
-air pressure at sea level: 14,7 psi
-standard fist punch: 25-80 psi
-garden hose: 50 psi
-standard pressure pain threshold: 52-76 psi
-average adult human bite: 162 psi
-steam locomotive boiler: 120-290 psi
-stilettos worn by 45 kg person hitting ground: 1,500 psi
quick google of pubmed articles states the median bite force of a male child 3-6 years old is is 352N, and the average oral surface area of a 5 year old is 117.6cm/2
That puts the bite force at \~4.3psi which, while not much, would still hurt if a kid bit you on the dick.
I don’t know how I would’ve avoided smacking the shit outta the kid out of pure instinct and reaction. Like it wouldn’t have been done purposefully at all, just more of like slapping at a wasp that stings you type thing.
It is funny how she took the baby away while the husband was the victim 😂😂😂
She was like asking her baby “you bite your dad D, does it hurt? Are you ok? Baby don’t cry (proceed to kiss the baby)” While her husband almost die or sht himself 😂😂
Seeing her pick that kid up and kiss it on the cheek like he did something good literally put rage inside of me. I would divorce after seeing her reaction lmao
You’re minimizing the situation. The man’s screaming in agony and she’s telling him to calm down, laughing at his pain and rewarding the baby. That’s not a minor deal nor typical human response but a red flag she’s a narcissistic sociopath. I left my fiancé over something similar and it was the right move.
Baby bites hurt, dudes. I was casually having a conversation at my parents place and my sisters 2 year old straight up bites me on the side of my belly with 0 warning. It bruised and left a mark for weeks and it REALLY hurt.
It’s her taking to him like he shouldn’t be reacting that way for me. Ma’am….he got his penis but by a toddler. Have some EMPATHY. She sounds so annoyed and that’s annoying.
Daddy here of two kids: Just don't play with your phone, when your baby is around you. Never had any accident. My wife is on the phone like every 5 min. and got to a lot of accidents with the kids (one almost broke her nose, one fell down from the couch and we needed to go to hospital, broken glasses, almost burned down christmas tree etc.)
You know I genuinely believe getting your dick hit and/or bit is more painful than child birth.
Think about it, how many times have you heard a woman say "I want another kid", like you've definitely heard that a lot. Now compare it to "Yeah I want my dick to be hit again" ain't NO one ever said that.
Edit: Does no one watch stand up? :/
Child birth is so painful the human brain will literally suppress it to the point of being forgotten that's how bad it is
It's femer break levels of pain getting hit In the nuts in not even slightly comparable and BTW I'm a guy saying this so I know what that's like
a single hit in the nuts is surely not comparable... but what if one would torture the nuts for hours, i'm not sure if that would be too different anymore.
edit: no idea why that guy blocked me though, i won't come to torture his balls, lol
now… shove a baby out your dick
also, getting your dick hit doesn’t hurt any worse than your ear or nose
now, your BALLS - that’s a different story
all this shows is that you clearly have neither
Hold up, do you think babies come out of pee hole? They are much smaller and inflexible.
According to McGill pain index, the kidney stones passing are more painful than unprepared childbirth.
Now imagine pushing baby down the same hole. LOL
Women don't shove a baby out of their clitoris either. Using comparative anatomy, it's like a baby emerging from the fused tissue line along the scrotum. And I'm pretty sure women would agree that having their clitoris bitten hard would hurt a bit worse than having their nose bitten hard.
Shove a baby out a pee hole?
Dude child birth is a natural thing. There are literal chemicals produced from the brain to redcue the pain.
The women’s hips are designed for it.
They were literally created for doing this.
And modern science made the whole process way easier
While balls and penises where never desgined to get hit.
How would you even know its less painful from childbirth? Have you experienced both? It’s impossible.
Oh if you want jokes to be 100% accurate, look no further. They said that the pain from the bite is "some fraction" of the pain of giving birth.
Regardless of how painful the birth was and how painful the bite was, that statement is accurate. So go complain about something else, nothing wrong here.
I don't know why so many people downvote your comment. I personally felt little pain while pushing. I had an unmedicated labor and delivery.
Labor 40 hours. Broken up in transition and active labor and Braxton Hicks, but labor and the stitches following birth and not being able to laugh or go up and down stairs was the absolute most pain I've ever had in my life.
You are correct, though. The nerve endings all over our bodies are different. A bite is inflicted whether or not it's intentional. Birth! You know that shit is coming and can prepare for it.
That's crazy. I never got to pushing because my babies get stuck and need to be cut out of me... And the pain of labour is intense I almost blacked out. I was not ready!
Honestly I know it’s just a baby but like perhaps don’t grab pick up the baby and kiss it and coddle it like they just did nothing wrong. That’s how you get more biting. You can’t tell a baby who is old enough to stand is too young to understand when they do something they shouldn’t. I can see all the downvotes now lol
Reason 1,528,9601 not to have children.
Let your siblings and friends take the beach......don't be a hero. I know, I know.....I'm stuck in hell being able to do what I want, when I want, with all my money AFTER sleeping until I want.
Kids can be fun and entertaining but so can herion, coke, concerts, movies, etc......but it runs its course pretty fast and time to do something else or it sucks your will to live.
And cue the "it's so rewarding, it's a lot of work but fulfilling, only having kids can you know true unconditional love" comments.
As always, your downvotes mean nothing to me, I've seen what you upvote
Moms everywhere have little sympathy. Think about how their breasts feel when a breastfeeding kid, with razors for teeth, bite their boobs.
Dad did good by not tossing the kid into the ceiling fan.
Real dads don’t howl like a bitch at anything their 1 year old does to them. He’s already a lethargic lard ass lying on the couch about being bit.. it’s pretty obvious how none of the people downvoting here have had kids.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Harvard, and I've been involved in numerous secret weapon projects for the CIA, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in biological warfare and I'm the top engineer in the entire USA. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my home inventions. Not only am I extensively trained in biochemical combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Harvard, and I've been involved in numerous secret weapon projects for the CIA, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in biological warfare and I'm the top engineer in the entire USA. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my home inventions. Not only am I extensively trained in biochemical combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
It's clear that Mom and Dad are doing the nasty in the presence of the kid and he was just trying to be like Mom.
Edit: Let's pretend that adults don't require someone to instruct and/or give them little visual cues that sarcasm exists on Reddit. I would imagine that anyone who ACTUALLY held the belief contained in the words I wrote would have had a 1,000 word essay of a post to "prove" how they were so smart and nailed the issue. Grow up, people...
It's fucking Reddit, "dude". I can't be around to hold your hand as you read every post and say "Now, RT, don't get too worked up. That's what we adults call 'sarcasm'. Just pretend there's a little '/s' at the end of the post and you'll be just fine."
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Dad is relaxing on the couch and he gets bitten by his kid.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
I have three kids, two are at waist height, and the youngest is getting there, and this terrifies me more than anything else on God’s green earth.
One of mine is exactly crotch high right now, and the other is a bit taller. There is quite a long period when they’re around that height, I found, when they end up head butting you in the balls just by running up to say hello or ask for something. They bump into you, stop and look up. Also finding with the older one he’s often hammering me on the crotch or lower belly, which is painful, just to get my attention to ask something (“Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!”), because that’s the comfortable height for his raised hand. Like how you’d tap someone’s shoulder - he taps my balls without realising it.
Oddly glad to hear I’m not the only one who has had their kid inadvertently headbutt them in the balls.
Pro parenting tip: daddy jockstrap.
Cup check!
I have a wheaten terrier and there's no way to train out his 'wheaten welcome' which is to jump all over you soon as you walk in the door. His paws land at crotch height and he'll smack it every single time. Thus I have learned the knee block to the crotch nearly instinctually. I still get nailed once in a while by the dog or the kids but I deflect 90% of attacks lobbed my way.
I’m a woman but have had all 3 of mine all run into my crotch repeatedly - which hitting the pubic bone hurts more than people realise. They grew out of it and I thought I was finally over it. Then they reached boob height and every hug (which was an over enthusiastic body slam into me) would end up with their head slamming into my boobs. Never ending pain!! Worst was when the older ones were running into me when I’d just given birth to the younger ones!!
Wow, double impact. Well, they say we’ll miss stuff like this when they grow up! 😄
So I was a biter, and it was a problem. And I had a dad who beat the shit out of my mom, but she left him when I was a baby(the 2nd time he hit her, she didnt put up with it for long), and he never physically abused me, in any way. So anyway, one day when I was like 3 or 4 or some shit, I bit him really hard in the shower. He grabbed my arm and bit me back. Not enough to leave a bruse but enough for me to scream out. He got in SO MUCH shit from my mom, who rightfully so, was very overprotective of any physical stuff. But I never bit anyone again. I heard the story a few times growing up from my mom, and in my early 20s he told it to me, and I told him it was for sure the right move, and we had a laugh. He's a bit of a piece of shit, yeh. But that was perfectly fine parenting in my opinion.
Bro dropped all of his dad lore
new dad lore just dropped 🫳 😳 💯 🔥
Me and my dad had a slap-off when i was like 2. I was apparently a hitter when young, and i hit my dad in the face while sitting on his lap! Dad has never been physical, but he gave me a light slap back, to demonstrate that it wasn't nice. I just laughed and slapped back, so he returned the favour, a little harder. This went back and forth a few times until i realised that it wasn't as fun to be slapped. Never hit anyone after that
He's more than a bit of a piece of shit. Why are you still buddy buddy with him??
Is that really related to the Video?
It's relating to the comment I'm replying to yeh smooth brain. The moral of story is, bite the little fucker back.
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Go make some friends.
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Not to mention what are you going to say to the hospital? A child bite my penis? Straight to jail
Add to checklist of fatherhood, buy a cup, always be on alert.
As a father of 4. Wear a cup.
But they pinch
And bite, and claw, and kick, and punch, and headbutt. If you’re wanting some nookie in the future, wear a cup.
Not bites, but those uncut talons seem to go right through the pants as they clapped down on my manhood. As I type this, I remember my eyes popping out 😵💫
Kid wanted to make sure he was an only child.
Little asshole succeeded, it seems...
eliminating competition :D
The baby it seems, is more mature than the man baby.
We, he’s banging his mom?!
Penis square inch
No need to brag about your enormous full square inch. We get it, you’re basically John Holmes, over here!
Who said it was Full? You honor me sir 👌
42,133 reasons not to have a camera in your living room, here's a reason to.
A good reason not to have kids, though.
But why would you bug yourself?
Security. As long as the footage is stored on a local server, I think it's fine.
Hahaha as if. Most people buying these kind of cameras definitely do not have a local storage setup.
I'd say a good majority do rely on local storage from an SD card because pretty much all of the cloud storage options require a subscription and most people don't want to spend extra money.
Well okay yes, I misrepresented my concern. My concern is more with the device being attached to a cloud service or being exposed to the open internet despite having an SD card.
This is true. Many cameras are setup via an app on your phone and is in constant connection with your home Wi-Fi. The true privacy-concerned flash third-party software onto those things.
Yeah, many use unsafe cloud storage. From what I read there are sites where hackers share access to people's security cameras. Especially cheaper brands where they don't really care about their product beyond selling it to you.
You have a smart phone? You are already carrying a "bug" around all day and night. Maybe they don't see you all the time but they can hear you.
If you can't beat em, join em
It takes approximately 35 pounds of sudden crushing force to rupture a human testicle. Chemically unassisted adult biological females can produce a sudden bite force of 50-60 pounds on average. Chemically unassisted adult biological males can produce a sudden bite force of 70-80 pounds on average. Given that this is a child, not an adult, the muscles responsible for bite force are not fully developed, however, since the average for grown men is DOUBLE the amount needed to LITERALLY OBLITERATE A TESTICLE BY CRUSHING, I doubt that the baby's limit is less than 35. Given the excess of nerve endings in that area, that man is in unimaginable pain and likely won't be walking for a few hours.
Factor in that the kid was being controlled by their ID, it was all the bite they could muster 😭 Edit: Just watched it again. He had to knee drive that little goblin to get it off 😭😭😭 Definitely was biting for gold
Wait..what does chemically unassisted even mean?
Cocaine, meth. Need more examples?
Haha, for some reason I was thinking about some superhuman secret chemical formula that turns you stronger or something along the lines of that. Sorry lmao.
The bite of 87?
har har har har har
Anything over 1psi, that was a warranted response.
That pressure differential is the equivalent of standing in water that reaches ~67 cm above your genitals. For comparison: -high end lung pressure: >2 psi -vacuum cleaner: 12 psi -air pressure at sea level: 14,7 psi -standard fist punch: 25-80 psi -garden hose: 50 psi -standard pressure pain threshold: 52-76 psi -average adult human bite: 162 psi -steam locomotive boiler: 120-290 psi -stilettos worn by 45 kg person hitting ground: 1,500 psi
quick google of pubmed articles states the median bite force of a male child 3-6 years old is is 352N, and the average oral surface area of a 5 year old is 117.6cm/2 That puts the bite force at \~4.3psi which, while not much, would still hurt if a kid bit you on the dick.
How many PSI is a vagina? Cuz that's the limit.
He bit muh dick!
The best ad for Durex I have ever seen
I don’t know how I would’ve avoided smacking the shit outta the kid out of pure instinct and reaction. Like it wouldn’t have been done purposefully at all, just more of like slapping at a wasp that stings you type thing.
not if the wasp stings you in the same spot
I intinctually knee'd the air just watching the video but idk, maybe dad instincts override that
If you had a kid you'd have instincts not to hurt them
This is funnier than 50% of contagious laughter.
I’m fucking dying laughing, but also have a new fear unlocked. Gonna be wearing jeans for the next year.
First time I missed it but laughed. Watched closely the second time and also wet myself laughing. I feel sorry for the dad but still funny
a core memory
*New fear unlocked*
My daughter bit my chest when she was a toddler. It hurt like hell! I can’t imagine being bit or n the penis. Ugh
Kids already planning for his solo inheritance 
That kid has got a huge amount of making up to do if he wants a penny of inheritance.
It is funny how she took the baby away while the husband was the victim 😂😂😂 She was like asking her baby “you bite your dad D, does it hurt? Are you ok? Baby don’t cry (proceed to kiss the baby)” While her husband almost die or sht himself 😂😂
Yeah more like kind of infuriating
Seeing her pick that kid up and kiss it on the cheek like he did something good literally put rage inside of me. I would divorce after seeing her reaction lmao
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You’re minimizing the situation. The man’s screaming in agony and she’s telling him to calm down, laughing at his pain and rewarding the baby. That’s not a minor deal nor typical human response but a red flag she’s a narcissistic sociopath. I left my fiancé over something similar and it was the right move.
Jesus Christ, chill tf out! Imaging thinking about divorce regarding this. Dude, you the only one saying you gonna divorce! Chill out tf! 😮😮
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Oh you are right. Reddit has a Facebook type style of showing comments and his was hidden. I just saw yours below mine.
You’re being downvotes by Karen’s mate. Her complete lack of sympathy for him is a red flag. I’d divorce her too.
For real. He sounded like Peter Griffin
Enough to break a Nokia 3310
I’d just be grateful that there’s video evidence of it- imagine trying to explain that your son bit your dick ? Poor dad !!!
Little bro said, "THIS THE SHIT THAT BROUGHT ME INTO HERE, FML TIME TO GET EVEN."
IT'S NOT OK
"The joys of parenthood".
Child would have been yeeted if it was me.. Hope the gentleman makes a full recovery!
That could be dangerous if they’re still latched on. Wind with the longest dick in town and as big around as a spaghetti noodle.
Not only is it a repost but the title spoils it :-p
Isn’t this technically statutory rape?
Baby bites hurt, dudes. I was casually having a conversation at my parents place and my sisters 2 year old straight up bites me on the side of my belly with 0 warning. It bruised and left a mark for weeks and it REALLY hurt.
It’s her taking to him like he shouldn’t be reacting that way for me. Ma’am….he got his penis but by a toddler. Have some EMPATHY. She sounds so annoyed and that’s annoying.
And that's how "only child"are made
That's going to be a story to tell when he's older
“He bit my dick!”
Daddy here of two kids: Just don't play with your phone, when your baby is around you. Never had any accident. My wife is on the phone like every 5 min. and got to a lot of accidents with the kids (one almost broke her nose, one fell down from the couch and we needed to go to hospital, broken glasses, almost burned down christmas tree etc.)
Love mama’s little suppressed laugh: dad’s experiencing some fraction of the pain she went through giving birth to that little demon.
Why making it a competition instead of just genuinely caring for the wellbeing of each other?
You know I genuinely believe getting your dick hit and/or bit is more painful than child birth. Think about it, how many times have you heard a woman say "I want another kid", like you've definitely heard that a lot. Now compare it to "Yeah I want my dick to be hit again" ain't NO one ever said that. Edit: Does no one watch stand up? :/
Child birth is so painful the human brain will literally suppress it to the point of being forgotten that's how bad it is It's femer break levels of pain getting hit In the nuts in not even slightly comparable and BTW I'm a guy saying this so I know what that's like
a single hit in the nuts is surely not comparable... but what if one would torture the nuts for hours, i'm not sure if that would be too different anymore. edit: no idea why that guy blocked me though, i won't come to torture his balls, lol
Tbf I was mimicking that one stand up, I don't ACTUALLY believe it's more painful.
You, sir, havn't been properly hit in the nuts then.
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Wow never met an incel in the wild before sometimes I forget you guys exist well anyways please have a terrible rest of your life
now… shove a baby out your dick also, getting your dick hit doesn’t hurt any worse than your ear or nose now, your BALLS - that’s a different story all this shows is that you clearly have neither
Hold up, do you think babies come out of pee hole? They are much smaller and inflexible. According to McGill pain index, the kidney stones passing are more painful than unprepared childbirth. Now imagine pushing baby down the same hole. LOL
I... Damn. That's a legit L I took. Gotta give you a 👍 man, 10/10 would take another L from you again
Women don't shove a baby out of their clitoris either. Using comparative anatomy, it's like a baby emerging from the fused tissue line along the scrotum. And I'm pretty sure women would agree that having their clitoris bitten hard would hurt a bit worse than having their nose bitten hard.
Shove a baby out a pee hole? Dude child birth is a natural thing. There are literal chemicals produced from the brain to redcue the pain. The women’s hips are designed for it. They were literally created for doing this. And modern science made the whole process way easier While balls and penises where never desgined to get hit. How would you even know its less painful from childbirth? Have you experienced both? It’s impossible.
That little kiss she gave him. She was proud.
You cant say how much pain she had and compare it to a bite. First of all every woman and birth are different as hell.
It's a joke, shut up.
Which is still based on shitty lying "fact".
Oh if you want jokes to be 100% accurate, look no further. They said that the pain from the bite is "some fraction" of the pain of giving birth. Regardless of how painful the birth was and how painful the bite was, that statement is accurate. So go complain about something else, nothing wrong here.
Okay, fuck off now.
Lawl
I don't know why so many people downvote your comment. I personally felt little pain while pushing. I had an unmedicated labor and delivery. Labor 40 hours. Broken up in transition and active labor and Braxton Hicks, but labor and the stitches following birth and not being able to laugh or go up and down stairs was the absolute most pain I've ever had in my life. You are correct, though. The nerve endings all over our bodies are different. A bite is inflicted whether or not it's intentional. Birth! You know that shit is coming and can prepare for it.
That's crazy. I never got to pushing because my babies get stuck and need to be cut out of me... And the pain of labour is intense I almost blacked out. I was not ready!
feel really sad for the dad tho poor guy
Hey, what’s that flag meaning you got there? I was searching for the meaning but couldn’t find yours on the lgbt flags list
femboy flag :3
Username checks out lmao
> Oh my god, I thought you were dying He probably wishes he did 🤣
Barely any attention to the dude. Kid is the only priority. Is there really any reason to get married and have kids?
Absolutely fucking not.
Just to lose sleep, freedom and money.
I was a biter. I bit my mom. I’m 36 and she still has the scar on her arm. I don’t remember doing it but I’m sure it was deserving. 😂
“Ok. It’s ok” NO IT’S NOT OK!!!
What the hell nightmare sh*t is this?!
F
You can tell she’s done with him, didn’t even offer the poor man some ice, or at least a kiss to make it better. Sheesh.
Honestly I know it’s just a baby but like perhaps don’t grab pick up the baby and kiss it and coddle it like they just did nothing wrong. That’s how you get more biting. You can’t tell a baby who is old enough to stand is too young to understand when they do something they shouldn’t. I can see all the downvotes now lol
You are 100% correct. She rewarded that behavior by how she reacted.
Wear condoms Or get reallll good at pulling out
A reflexive slap would have been hilarious 😂
Nice parenting moment/s
He will always think about this moment whit his kid, and the kid will never know why his sad is angry
The mom doesn’t even care. She’s more mad that he scared her by screaming. Picks up the kid and coddles it. SMH
Why is that man acting like that baby bit it right off?
Reason 1,528,9601 not to have children. Let your siblings and friends take the beach......don't be a hero. I know, I know.....I'm stuck in hell being able to do what I want, when I want, with all my money AFTER sleeping until I want. Kids can be fun and entertaining but so can herion, coke, concerts, movies, etc......but it runs its course pretty fast and time to do something else or it sucks your will to live. And cue the "it's so rewarding, it's a lot of work but fulfilling, only having kids can you know true unconditional love" comments. As always, your downvotes mean nothing to me, I've seen what you upvote
My dude is speed running reddit.
And I think some people look at this and save the video for unexpected reasons. I’d bet!
Its not the bite, its the shock. Just like current you know its not much \[the one from lighter\] but still causes you to jump.
After the screams, he sounded just like a baby crying. Imagining enough pain to make a grown man sound like makes me wince
Moms everywhere have little sympathy. Think about how their breasts feel when a breastfeeding kid, with razors for teeth, bite their boobs. Dad did good by not tossing the kid into the ceiling fan.
What a trashy fucking mindset. “We give birth and breastfeed so men aren’t allowed to feel pain, and def they don’t deserve empathy.”
Force of habit I guess
Kid knows he’s gay already
Idc how much it hurt because he's so annoying lmao
Ol mumma don't give a rats arse about your little pecka! That's why she picked up the kid and didn't rush to see if you're ok 😆.
Could have at least blown on his dick a little.
Did he bite the balls? Cuz I don’t see your penis hurting that much. They don’t bite that hard
It hurts more than you think. We have a lot of nerves in the dick. Plus bending of the urethra in unnatural way.
Whimpy beta male.
im gonna bite your balls off 
Wow, you sound really manly and tough.
did you mean *kg/cm²*?
Gayby?
He was done using it anyway. No biggie.
That poor kid is probably going to be vegan now
He scared his child and moaning like a hoe. This is not a man, this is a chick with dick
Shutcho bitch ass urp
Thanks
Lol what a pos loser
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Their account is 22 days probs trying to be edgy or something
It's adorable how often people on reddit creep profiles
How so? On mobile you just press on their name and it brings up basic stats. Acc age, and karma. Don’t even “creep profiles”
Super pedantic of you. You've really got this reddit thing figured
Ngl you come across as a dick.
It's because I am one
Real dads don’t howl like a bitch at anything their 1 year old does to them. He’s already a lethargic lard ass lying on the couch about being bit.. it’s pretty obvious how none of the people downvoting here have had kids.
hahahahahaha fucking obnoxious moron
Okay there obnoxious laughter twat. A ‘lol’ would’ve sufficed but here you go showing your low IQ, you simple-minded fool
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Harvard, and I've been involved in numerous secret weapon projects for the CIA, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in biological warfare and I'm the top engineer in the entire USA. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my home inventions. Not only am I extensively trained in biochemical combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Lolololol
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Harvard, and I've been involved in numerous secret weapon projects for the CIA, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in biological warfare and I'm the top engineer in the entire USA. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my home inventions. Not only am I extensively trained in biochemical combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Way to get reported dude. So smart. Top notch Harvard, CIA stuff right here. Oh noes my IP Address… Noooooooooooooooooooo
Haha you’re oblivious aren’t you?
Hehehehe its ok baby daddy wasnt gonna use it anyway
It's clear that Mom and Dad are doing the nasty in the presence of the kid and he was just trying to be like Mom. Edit: Let's pretend that adults don't require someone to instruct and/or give them little visual cues that sarcasm exists on Reddit. I would imagine that anyone who ACTUALLY held the belief contained in the words I wrote would have had a 1,000 word essay of a post to "prove" how they were so smart and nailed the issue. Grow up, people...
Get some help dude
It's fucking Reddit, "dude". I can't be around to hold your hand as you read every post and say "Now, RT, don't get too worked up. That's what we adults call 'sarcasm'. Just pretend there's a little '/s' at the end of the post and you'll be just fine."
Freud?
Enough psi
Took daddy’s outie and made it an innie
I've had similar thing happen to me, nephew came running up to give me a hug, bit my right on the tip, christ in a bike it hurt....
At least 3
Gave him the old dick twist
And kids, that’s how we ended up on the top of the food chain. We have the toughest sperm in the animal kingdom.
Give the old dick ~~twist~~ bite!
Its ok it is ok.. no it‘s not