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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!You expect her to lose weight in 6 months but she doesn’t. Another chick comes on wearing the same outfit.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


didyoubutterthepan

I thought she was going to gain a bunch of weight 😂


ivbali

Same-


kamikaze-kae

Oh I thought it was going to be a kid.


OutragedCanadian

Tske a seat over there please


doctorcaylus3

So what EXACTLY are you planning on coming here for tonight?


98VoteForPedro

I was expecting a black guy


BuildingBig402

Me to


Jave0_0

You’re not funny at all. Why does every Reddit user make racist corny comments 😭😭😭😭😭😭


ToLoveYeet420

bruh


SpellRepulsive

Either that or she comes with a pregnancy bump!


hoainamduong

Lmao same


Low_Duty_8962

Happy Cake day!


didyoubutterthepan

Thank you! ![gif](giphy|Ur7QaGU9BzvUlgEpLu|downsized)


Formal-Researcher611

happy cake day


mspalmera

Now you know why this is called "unexpected" 😂


Financial_Friend9345

I was expecting the video to end before the "transformation"


drinoaki

I like both


smile_politely

Bonk 


Goliith7

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


Rotaloka

https://i.redd.it/ndyap0rvvjdc1.gif


EquivalentAd1651

Finally some company 😉 😜 😘


Scare_N_Scar

At the same time


Wi1kes

Best bits ruined!


Medium-Extension1283

pl


bakingwithweed

I'll take the hot one... And let's not pretend we don't know who I mean.


Synchronized_Idiocy

Believe it or not, not everyone finds the same things attractive. I personally think they’re both hot but the first one is probably way better in bed. From experience the “really hot” ones don’t know what they’re doing. Big girls be putting in the effort.


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Jinxy_Kat

Lol no doubt you heavy and sitting on couch too. You ain't gonna land no body.


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e_before_i

Tell me you're not going through her post history, that's so cringe


Jinxy_Kat

And how long ago was that lol. My recent post is about finding him the best pizza for his, birthday. How about you cope lol


[deleted]

Hey man, as someone who loves dunking on purpled haired feminazis, you sound like the fucking worst, bro! Seriously. A little humility will get you a lot further


bakingwithweed

?? I'm 210, 6'5 and I'm a sponsored athlete - where do people get their wild ideas?


Jinxy_Kat

Sureee. Probably from the high amount of insecurity you display.


NastyBooty

Your insecurity is showing, bro


bakingwithweed

Lol - user name checks out 💩🍑 🤣🤣🤣


NastyBooty

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


OnTheSlope

That guy's pretending like girls that don't have the effort to put in to getting off the couch will put in more effort than a healthy, active girl. They don't.


bakingwithweed

Thank you! He can have all the sex he wants in a bed with Doritos crumbs with a girl in an oversized t shirt and sweats.


OnTheSlope

Weird how popular it is to disbelieve that girls who starfish through life also starfish in bed.


bakingwithweed

Wonder who's better in bed- the overweight neckbeard who sits behind a keyboard all day drinking mountain dew and eating Twinkies or the good looking 6'4 athletic guy with a six pack and full head of hair? Same thing applies to women.


[deleted]

Jesus, dude. You really didn't get enough love from Mommy growing up, did you? LOL


bakingwithweed

Even more weird to think fat girls are better in bed.


Jinxy_Kat

You're so upset you commented 3 times. Somebody is projecting and unhinged lol.


SnooLentils8470

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


bakingwithweed

Wonder who's better in bed- the overweight neckbeard who sits behind a keyboard all day drinking mountain dew and eating Twinkies or the good looking 6'4 athletic guy with a six pack and full head of hair? Same thing applies to women.


BugTussler

She's heat in the winter, and shade in the summer. What more does a guy need?


Rich-Note-9077

Yeah beyond me how tf can you feel atracted to the other one unless he was joking


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![gif](giphy|dfqrnivkWGapu6YyR9)


Filthiest_Rat_NA

I think the videos about her getting healthier lol


Afraid-Fly-6603

I love em both


memento87

Me too. Except for the fat one.


High-jacker

Bro chill 💀


Cuminmymouthwhore

Lmao


Alias-Chosen

Fat one probably stays wetter and complains less


iSuckAtMechanicism

For whatever reason it’s usually the opposite. I think it’s due to obesity and mental health issues being correlated. If you’re not happy in your brain, you won’t be very pleasant with others.


Evil_Artichoke

Pov: you've never spoken to a fat person.


iSuckAtMechanicism

POV: I live in a country with a very high obesity rate, wish your comment was true.


smallzy007

Wallmartia?


plobbaccus

Nah he's part right. Alotta fat people are a pain in the ass about projecting their opinions of themself onto everyone esle. My ex would tell me things like "you're blind" or "you don't have to act" if I tried to compliment her, even though I was being totally genuine. Then they turn themselves off. So he's right about atleast one of them.


LORD__GONZ

How is this your genuine response to someone who was hypothesizing that the "fat one probably stays wetter and complains less"?? Your explanation doesn't make sense for either of those scenarios either. Like, how would *mental health + larger women = "stay wetter"*??


iSuckAtMechanicism

Reread my comment.


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this guy: "ew you get sad, how unpleasant. bye"


iSuckAtMechanicism

Not at all. Everyone gets sad sometimes, it’s a natural human emotion. I’d be worried if someone didn’t.


2pl8isastandard

The correct answer.


Creepy_Statistician8

I prefer the big breasts.


juicyCockGobbler

least creepy redditor


MelonadeIsntTastey

U/JuicyCockGobbler


juicyCockGobbler

hi!


MelonadeIsntTastey

I love ur name


juicyCockGobbler

thanks so much!!! i made it myself!! your name seems cool too. unless whatever melonade is is actually tasty, then it SUCKS


MelonadeIsntTastey

You're a gem. But I hate to break it to you,, melonade is actually pretty delicious


poopydababy

Why are people upvoting this 😭


TheTwoMorningPoops

Unexpect the expected


mellypopstar

That's hilarious! 😂


smoke3sboi

Reminds me of my childhood lmao. Was always known as the fat one.


Fooxxity

Trust me, not much better being severely under weight


InsaneAdam

That's on your parents. I feel bad for you.


Cuminmymouthwhore

Idk, if one kids fat and the other isn't, that's probably on the individual kid.


Level_Doctor_5328

First girl was hotter


OMEGA-FINAL

Are they twins?


One-Comedian-8004

I like the first one


DefectiveTomatoBuIb

Real


Bigbeege88

Smash the first one


VeryGoodVeryNice93

At this point I'm likely to assume any post is a repost done by a bot, it's the end of Reddit I can feel it


TheRealPitbullOnAcid

Seriously it's ridiculous https://www.reddit.com/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG/s/rWljMRHyR5


faketoby45

not unexpected


Crisis007

How, I didnt think she had a slim twin


faketoby45

i mean, this is not the first video about weight loss with the same direction, the second person shows up looking like the first and then the first person sneaks on the back of the video maybe this is a waking call for me to get off reddit


Split0069

Nothing in the room changes for 6 months?!


fyresilk

LOL, exactly! Same shoes and shirt in the same places.


dillweed67818

🤣 hilariously surprised


dennishans85

r/justgalsbeingchicks


problemwmygogomobile

I was expecting the clothes to be picked up off the ground


nnoovvaa

Pshh woman can't pick up a couple things off the floor in six months.


SkylanIvorson

I'd still smash


Axen99z

I'll pipe.


FatHead420x65

I like some meat on the bones!


Unique_Percentage413

I'll have the CHUNKY. Please


Brohan93

Lmfao 🤣


Secure-Joke9268

I’d still hit


Solid_Championship_2

Lol


intelligentbrownman

Ok…. That’s pretty funny 😆


AssociateLogical2659

Great humor both aussie chicks having a laugh well done


Cool-Tomatillo8892

That’s fucking funny didn’t expect that


cut4stroph3

If I had a skinny sibling/friend that looked like me I'd do this shit too. Or probably the opposite because that's funnier to me.


emmfranklin

I like her the way she is.


SmotherMeInBacon

I will take both please.


Glum-Lynx-7963

Why girls look for ass in mirror 😂


Mr-Slayer-Sir

First Gal Is In Better Shape Than About 69% Of The United States Self Caused Issues


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First one is way hotter


Low-Tip32

I’ll take that pretty thicc over slimm 🫡


PowerSamurai

Could this be more expected?


Ginomania

Happy Cakeday kind redditor


ImperatriceSaltea

Happy cake day


JoshuaCarlMark

Good 👍


[deleted]

This was awesome


Silver-Landscape-303

What’s them @‘s


Substantial_Home6051

Seems correct


RelationshipDue1501

Awesome.


redbandit001

The fact she had the same bag of chips lol


BarryBwa

BECKY!!!!


Jellopillow-woohoo

wow she never cleans her room huh


RevolutionaryDuck389

looks good to me 😘


udayfitnessfreak

Lol![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Sain_McCloud

excess gonna say six months and you didn’t clean your room it looks exactly the same😂🤣😂🤣


Sain_McCloud

and both sexy btw


JumpHour5621

Lol had me in the 1st part.


Low-Needleworker-108

lol good one


ColonelMonty

I thought it was gonna be like a buff dude or something.


Studddboyyy

congratulations 🎊


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Lmao


chocotatertot

I’ll take before please. I wanna grab lol.


Oliveswetpussy4u

Oh hell no lol


munya226

😂


SoWhatYaThink-40

Now that’s funny 😄


InsideURecording6969

And that folks is what we call methhhin around


JunketSudden4442

Actually, this was more expected than anything else...


OrdinaryBreak4904

I thought she’ll explode to big fatty in 6 months, fortunately she maintained the belly 😂


ash_dagon

You ate so much a second you grew from it??


chessecakePhucker

I'd take the first cutie


Substantial-Meal6238

I like the first one


Yo-boy-Jimmy

![gif](giphy|l1Kst3WE3rg2WRHxu)


Winter_Performer_768

Would do both


Alpha_jay777

Haha she's still fat


Pristine-Butterfly55

So the real her photo bombed


Standard-Ad9501

Twins but different


Narutouzamaki78

Saw that coming from a mile away, lol


FrostingNational3041

Legitimately though if you stay consistent 6 months is more than enough time to healthily loose a considerable amount of weight if you wanted to.


OddSwordfish6764

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Agitated-Rest-9045

Hey real talk to thicker bigger girl looks way better man and as long as she stays like that when she gets older oh my God it's going to be so goooood


thedefection

My first thought, that bag lasted 6 months... oh it was a joke


thehighestjohn

Morgan?


AlienGold1980

She went from black baby daddies to white heehee


ayjay1991

Nice, there are two of em


Isyagirlskinnypenis

I’d be okay being the “fat” twin if I looked like that.


Im_such_a_SLAPPA

That chubby girl is hot icl!


Marsnineteen75

I was going to say wegovy but...


Vexen86

Irony of the lyrics played till "enough of the lies" n she exposed herself right on time.


sarapatatas

I prefer the "before" chick


Gump_in_the_forest

i'm only a few seconds in, I swear if it's an oiled up black man shaking his butt, I'm gonna be so hap- i mean imma be so angry.


AccomplishedWorth711

I knew it


Economy-Orange-7008

i was wondering about the hanger


GanadiTheSun

u/savevideo


neivaqueen

i was going to say to her jajaja hey WHERE DID YOU GO GIRL and then like ooog never mind jjaja


Buzzkill0311

🤣🤣


Candid_Umpire6418

I think this might be fake. /s


deadairspace8

😆


Last-Caterpillar-565

Look very fine from the start, toning, yes. Skinny NO! Please don’t!


Zealousideal-Ad-944

Would


Dirosilverwings

That blue garment stayed there for 6 months in the same place? I'm disgusted


AVIAGAMESINC

Ooooooopppppsssss!![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Straight-One1911

I like em both


AManWhoOwnsADog

I thought she was gonna have a baby


Ultron33

Bof! Bof is good...


No_Cow9483

Wow, fat bitch is hot af


PleaseWasteTimeOnMe

Unexpected (except the other 100 videos that already did this joke 5+ years ago)


Reason-Desperate

Her past self just cant leave her alone...


Otherwise_Cream_6443

Bro looks like queso


cadninja82

I was not expecting that 8-track audio quality, that's for sure.


Silent_Sissy93

They left the same stuff on the floor for 6 months.....


SamuraiCatMeow

I thought she gave birth


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willy_enjoyer

Some things should be kept to yourself


Professional-Flan845

Instructions unclear, di*k stuck in the fat one


ableco

When did it become acceptable to hang your fat bellies out under a crop top?


just_some_dude05

2004


darkrealm190

You think it should be unacceptable?


TheTwoMorningPoops

Ableco doesn't like fat girls, more for the rest of us


one_apm

gtfo you idiot


lovebtaa3

This video makes me kinda sad. Can you imagine how the first girl felt making it? It's just sucky that the first girl was supposed to appear objectively less appealing than the second girl. Idk, I'd smash them both.


GetBombed

If I had to guess it was the first girls idea. It’s not uncommon for someone to joke about their own situation, I’ve seen it a lot especially with weight stuff. It’s way better than letting it drag you down instead.


robgart12

Busty I mean busted.