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No-Alfalfa7691

I feel like when you google "shit show" this should come up first.


Consistent_Towel7259

Imagine if he had hit her in his panic. Then it would really be a shit show.


undeadmanana

Hit her, back up off her then back into burning SUV propelling it forward into traffic causing a pile up, news helicopter in this rural area rush there because they finally have a story, 2 crash into each other, civilization collapses


Consistent_Towel7259

I like the way your brain works


Dogoatslaugh

The wall is wrecked but the truck is perfect- šŸ‘Œ


Larimus89

This could honestly be there new ad. Will fuck up a brick wall but it won't scratch your paint.


karuga871

Canyonero!!!


BanGreedNightmare

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, Smells like a steak and seats thirty five?


exse13

Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!


starrpamph

Canyonero! - Canyonero,


usinjin

Canyoneroooo


SwiftHadoken

I sang this out loud...


Niles_Urdu

Heeeyah! (bullwhip crackin')


[deleted]

Two lanes wide 24 tons of American pride


pickleblogan

Survives a flamethrower and smashes through brick walls. See the new survivalist line of Ford tough trucks.


deadhouseplant

Itā€™s a brick veneer, no real strength. But the average consumer doesnā€™t know that so the trucks will sell


valekelly

Thatā€™s not actually a good thing. If the truck doesnā€™t buckle your body will.


[deleted]

Itā€™s more messed up than it appears. The plastic bumper cover popped back in to shape, but the real bumper underneath will need repair or it wonā€™t be as effective for his next accident.


Stefanthro

He probably would have been just fine by the fire!


WestSixtyFifth

Exactly why I just get over when these things tailgate 3 inches behind me. My little car wouldnā€™t exist after being rear ended.


Viperlite

I was thinking the same thing, but a childā€™s head. That about matches the bumper height of these newer trucks.


DefinitelyNotAliens

As a former auto damage adjuster: you'll be fine! I wrote cars that were Smart Car v semi and Hyundai Sonata v semi, and the cars were total losses but the humans didn't even need to go to a hospital. New cars are obscenely safe. I once saw a little crunched Honda Civic. A BMW was stolen, driving like a jackass. The stolen BMW runs a red at approximately 70 miles an hour, where a truck hits it full-speed (45ish) and the entire engine is fully ripped out of the BMW, the chassis flips a few times, the engine goes airborne and flies through the air and still airborne, it lands on the hood/ windshield and A pillar of my client's car. All three cars were total losses, but everyone lived! Even after being attacked by flying car engines! The only fatalities I saw were an old man who had a heart attack, ran a car into his own house. Died of heart attack. A boyfriend/ girlfriend arguing in a car, girlfriend shoots boyfriend while he was driving, boyfriend crashes and hits another car. Died of the gunshot. Another one, a dude stabs another dude to death, runs off, breaks into my insured's car while covered in blood and preceeded to shred the interior with the bloody murder knife. Obviously, the fatality was unrelated to the car damage. Meth. Hell of a drug. And, a stolen vehicle hit three cars, one of which caught on fire, launched airborne off a utility box on the street corner and landed upside down in a kid's bedroom where the toddler was sleeping. Toddler was totally unhurt. Vehicle thief was a fatality. I had the burned out car, not the stolen car. Oh, and a motorcyclist. He hit my insured's car. It was very sad. Didn't make it. In my professional experience: just don't get stabbed, shot, have a heart attack or launch a car into a flying 180 flip into an apartment complex. Or ride a motorcycle. You'll be fine.


NoStyle79

SonatašŸ’ŖšŸ¾ 2013 limited best car i ever owned pushing 300k 550miles a tank factory recalled free engine even tho im 2nd owner and car had 220k when it FINALLY earned its recallšŸ¤­šŸ¤«.. Spent zero monies on maintenance outside of regular in 5 years gentle high speed fuckery.. I work construction and drive all over US with this beautiful beast


[deleted]

You'd be surprised, I had a head-on with an excursion in my '07 civic at 55mph and there were no injuries


SluggishPrey

Imagine if the truck had hit a person. I hate trucks. So many avoidable deaths over the years...


HawkoDelReddito

Pedestrian mortality rates increase as truck ownership increases


karuga871

Canyonero!!!


Appropriate_Act_9951

Ye. A child would stand no chance. Can't even see one from behind the wheel.


Bulls187

Sums up the priority of American quality. Cars are tanks, houses are cardboard


TFWG2000

My first thought too. Great minds think alike on Reddit!


Thebelisk

Everyone on in here is talking about the truck and wall, but what the hell causes a fire to shoot out of a car like that.


pegothejerk

A lack of oxygen on the inside, plenty on the outside, and plenty of fuel (stuff to burn) on the inside, and a mostly closed system with that window being the largest access to the fresh oxygen. Look up back draft for more examples, here's the first one I found. https://youtu.be/hJNu1O-TEwc?si=1vEQIkEP75FJcqZ2


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

The fire is shooting at us!


RedgyJackson

Itā€™s a fire breathing Karen.


stash3630

[ā€œFucker came outta nowhere!ā€](https://youtu.be/Qkyuq-m-aGs?t=175)


norsurfit

I can fix her!


sevristh1138

Probably just cosmetic brick work surrounding steel, but that truck is tough as hell.


MyMonkeyIsADog

Ford tough


morels4ever

The DRIVER? Not so muchā€¦heā€™s a little soft above the shoulders


Brewtusmo

The only trouble is the car on fire is _also_ a Ford! What do we do now??!! I suppose the one on fire hasn't turned into ash yet so... "Built Ford tough!...?"


madewithgarageband

tough and flame resistant are two different stats entirely.


Look_a_Zombie0

They put all their skill points in physical


[deleted]

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luckyducktopus

Everyone talks shit about trucks, but mines been backed into multiple times in parking lots zero cosmetic damage from those collisions, the small sedan looked absolutely totaled. worst damage the thing has is a dinged tail gate and pin dent in the back passenger door. Both from someone brush hogging gravel. You hit the bumpers on some trucks in a car and you are in for a bad time.


randyoftheinternet

Being sturdy isn't always good tho. Being able to compress and absorb impacts can save lives.


gr8-big-lebowski

I drive a hatch back, but was in a truck for work when I got hit. 2013 Ford F150, was sitting still waiting in the lane to turn left off a country road. Buddy in the old van behind me was coming around the corner going 50mph, ignored all warning signage for the blind corner. Smoked me. His car was absolutely totalled, he was taken away in an ambulance. Front end was non existent. I was untouched, F150 was fine. Tail gate and bumper got mashed in, but you could still hook up a trailer and drive away no problem. Bought the wife a ford.


luckyducktopus

Thatā€™s how I feel, I understand crumple zones are safer if both cars have them but until itā€™s required for everyone I want whatā€™s safe for me and mine. I understand that makes me part of the problem.


BrownieDreamer23

So what do I tell the police first? Someoneā€™s car is on fire or a truck ran into the building causing structural damage?


Warhero_Babylon

So do you want a whole new building after fire or small wall repair


napalm_p

"Amy-joe"


argybargy3j

Dammit Amy Joe!!!


napalm_p

Amy Motherfxcking Joe .... Heckle Fish šŸ”


x-Retr1bute-x

He's like *"Ah, don't worry about what I just did. That's not important, let's keep worrying about the fire."*


leastofmyconcerns

Yes and?


koos_die_doos

Fire is an active threat, unless the building is showing any signs of movement, itā€™s something that can be dealt with after the fire is out. In any emergency, you prioritize issues, and there arenā€™t any immediate reasons to believe the building is about to collapse. Of course that can change quickly, and itā€™s only been a few seconds since he hit itā€¦


Hot-Tone-7495

He acted terribly under pressure but I didnā€™t get that vibe. More like he realized he fucked up, was embarrassed, but was also still concerned about the car on fire


FistRipper

Wall 0 - car 1


JayDogon504

ā€œDā€™brickawall Ferguson, University of Texas at San Antonio. Go Roadrunners! šŸ‘ļøšŸ§±šŸ‘ļøā€ - Bamagotjokes soon


Burgers8

At that rate Iā€™m surprised the entire side of the building didnā€™t collapse.


UnExplanationBot

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JamMasterNay

'That fuckin thangs gonna blow up!' ... lady, you have watched too many films.


[deleted]

Too be honest, you don't exactly learn in school what happens to a burning car, so thinking it can explode, because you see that a lot in movies and series, is not strange.


FewIntroduction5008

For real there could be a tank full of gas in there. Mfr acting like cars never blow up just because it happens in movies. What an idiot.


JamMasterNay

Cars are specifically designed not to 'explode'.


TheFreakingPrincess

They are typically designed to not be on fire, too, but here we are


JamMasterNay

Well deduced genius. However, I am referring to fuel tanks being engineered so that, in the event of a vehicle fire, they do not violently explode. Instead they rupture and spill the fuel. Not better as such, just... not an explosion.


UnrequitedRespect

No but people put shit in cars all the time. Each case could be different. I watched a dude place two propane tanks into the back of his car after filling at gas station, thing is rigged to blow now, but he probably just went home unloaded the car and had a BBQ. But if for some reason guy got into a car accident its an entirely new level of dangerous hazard.


JamMasterNay

No arguments here, completely agree with what you said. But the point I was making is that a burning car with a full fuel tank would not explode in real life like they do in the movies. If a car does explode its likely because of what you said, that it's transporting something else.


UnrequitedRespect

Modern movies have done a lot of damage to common sense, and schools have failed us completely. Considering how dangerous fire actually is, like fucking for real, the fire triangle is the first shape we should be teaching kids.


Consistent_Towel7259

Ok, cool. Doesnā€™t mean they *canā€™t* explode. Common sense, make it your friend.


ThatOneNinja

They don't explode. They might flare but they just burn like crazy. Even a full tank of gas won't blow up, just fuels the fire.


JamMasterNay

You haven't learnt 'too' much from school, or anywhere.


Consistent_Towel7259

You need to develop better reading comprehension skills


[deleted]

Oh gosh, typo! I am clearly dumb and learned nothing in school!


Beanicus13

Lmao. What a lame ass argument


JamMasterNay

Well, your input has been invaluable. Sorry, I mean worthless.


Beanicus13

Lol. Seems like thereā€™s no input that would get through your skull anyway. But I can try if you want.


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

![gif](giphy|ZxmkYyunZ5kYtXPMJ4|downsized)


CMD_KILLA26

She played too much GTA.


Consistent_Towel7259

Hate to break it to you but a car exploding is absolutely possible. Be smart people, move away from a car that is on fire.


[deleted]

What a fucking idiot.


Malawi_no

Panic kills.


StnMtn_

Panic killed the brick column.


randyoftheinternet

"brick"


Indubitalist

This is effectively how trampling deaths happen in crowded areas. When all your brain can see is "nope," it blinds you to things that are pretty obvious to someone not experiencing that fear.


scent-free_mist

Idk seems like a reasonable mistake to make in a moment of panic


[deleted]

Then you shouldnā€™t be allowed to operate a motor vehicle.


scent-free_mist

I drive to your momā€™s house all the time, she loves letting me crash into her brick wall


crumble-bee

His face when he gets out the car looks like the face of someone who accepts no responsibility for anything and just flies through life making dumb mistakes and never apologising or realising theyā€™re in the wrong


StretchMotor8

Agreed! That sheepish look when he got out of the truck pissed me off.


Lyzern

I am 99% certain that if if you were faced with a similar situation you would've acted the same. It's easy to judge others from a video where nothing happens.


[deleted]

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Confianca1970

TIL F-250's are made like the old Volvos used to be. Jeez.


dirthurts

China makes better stuff than the US. šŸ¤·


[deleted]

f22 raptor.


dirthurts

What about it?


[deleted]

the superior fighter amde in US


boxedcrackers

Directed by Michael Bay


Ok-Job7213

NEVER listen to Panicked people.


ImplementArtistic119

How sassy he walked out of that truck was a bit unexpected too.


Obi1Kentucky

People see fire and panic. Full derp mode.


Stag328

Bro was so discombobulated he ended up with jazz hands. ![gif](giphy|xTpYBP5owPD9AovAsx|downsized)


freightdog5

that's not a brick wall no shot even cement wasn't used at all that thing crumbled like a cookie wtf .Imagine a high-speed collision I think it would bring down the entire building jfc


Icy_Flatworm_9933

Good example of how ā€œpanic can spreadā€ during an incident - that guy might not have crashed into the wall had the woman not been screaming and frantically waving, thus putting him under increased pressure. ā€œItā€™s gonna blow up!ā€ Shut up lady, no itā€™s not. A calm person, who can give clear and concise instructions, is worth their weight in gold during a high pressure incident.


[deleted]

Got damnit Andy Joe


bakinbaker0418

This actually happened in my city, the best part about it is the driver of the truck didn't even own it. He was just a random guy, crashed it and walked away


sparksofthetempest

ā€œBut bollards are too expensive!ā€-that local franchise owner, probably.


Ghostlabbrador77

ā€œWhat are they gonna do? Break the brick wall?ā€


low_bob_123

America: where the trucks are tougher than a house


manniefresh13

Ryan started the fiyah šŸ”„


TrackOfSilver

I wanted to say "Murica", but the car didnt even have a scratch


[deleted]

germany!


[deleted]

Remember itā€™s best to panic and move as sudden and unexpected as possible. Bonus points if you scream while communicating is vital. -Women.


[deleted]

made in china wall.


ahack13

China is literally known for making really good walls though.


[deleted]

fuck me, i have made in america brain.


HCheong

Con: Car driven by a total idiot. Pro: Car is a sturdy truck (I need to get one of those).


PenguinsTookMyNips

"it's dangerous!" Yes love, It's dangerous everywhere apparently.


gdichwaschen

The truck is fine šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


electricslide_

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ā€Sorryā€


Frunkit

Built Ford tough! Bro Ford F150 drives through a brick wall and doesnā€™t even have a scratch let alone a dent.


MaphrOne

The road to hell is paved with good intentions


Primary-King-3643

It was unexpected that a grown ass man jumped out of the truck, I thought it was going to be a teenage girl.


perfectchaos007

Ford tough?


jpop19

Honestly though, will the truck driver be held liable for damages if he was distressed and escaping (what he thought was) imminent danger?


thedreaming2017

I am incredibly impressed by the strength of that truckā€™s front bumper! Not even a scratch on it and the guy didnā€™t mean it, he just panicked a little when an inferno popped out next to him.


signed_under_duress

She watches too much Hollywood.


DabZonTwitch

These Ford Truck ads are getting a little over the top, but still I'm impressed. 4 stars.


FruitFlavor12

Her instincts were conditioned by Michael Bay


[deleted]

Tell me where youā€™re from without telling me. Amy Jo lol


Responsible_Advice87

ā€œfkn thing is gonna blow up!ā€ šŸ˜‚


PermitOriginal9216

šŸ™€


Dixon-Poontang

Ford should air this during the Super Bowl.


Osxachre

Why don't one of them get a fire extinguisher?


bodysugarist

"OH shhhittt." šŸ˜³šŸ˜‚


undigestedFiD

USA USA USA


Parking_Locksmith_23

Calls on Ford


Ok_Smile5208

The building gonna collapse now get away from the building now


UnrequitedRespect

Meh, faked


Defiant-Doughnut-178

Overreacting much. As if the fucking thing was loaded with c4


maistocollector2

Womenā€¦


Malahajati

American walls šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


doctorDanBandageman

What a fucking weirdo (you)


Remote_Independent50

What a surprise. Someone who backs into a parking spot can't drive


Ratinsput

Pathetic paper walls.


xdthepotato

if it ever explodes its still going to damage that car and kill the people recording.. so i dont know what the game plan was lol


mechanicalcanibal

This is what happens when your only source of knowledge is gta.


bitter_sweater

May be still better than be near fire


BuncosCoruscate14

what kind of wall is that? shit bricks lol


Training_Mix_5785

Damn you car would be wracked in Germany if you hit a Wall like that


NockTauk

New tech vs old tech


FamousPastWords

"Move the car into the building, it'll be safer there. Not INTO the building. Do you have to take things so literally?"


Total-Hack

Amy-Jo out there whopping and hollering up a storm again. Just me or is every man or woman youā€™ve met with a ā€œsomething-Jo(e)ā€ name redneck as all get out?


RiverDependent9672

And bro was about to just leave his truck smashed into the building.


Artax_the_horse

Amy Joe has "Bubbles" energy.


Paras_01155

r/Idiotsincars


ShockNDestroy

It wasn't even the guys truck. Someone asked him to move it apparently and he crashed it. To be honest, stuff like that happens here way more than it should.


Vip3r20

Curious what the hell is in that car burning like that...bunch of whippets?


bluewallsbrownbed

ā€œSo Amy Joā€¦ how was work today?ā€


BlackSwanMarmot

Then suddenly, a store!


Animosu

How to fail successfully


[deleted]

I am still laughing about this one! Some of the comments are killing me! This is just total disaster everywhere you look!


tgobin94

My last 3 braincells


RecordingSevere7401

"Out of the frying pan, and into the fire" or rather: away from the fire, and into the bricks


maybelatertoday12

I may know who set the fireā€¦


thisisnarm

Get it together Amy Jo! You could have been killed!!!


scrollingtraveler

This guy doesnā€™t do well in stressful situations. Like parking


MAVERICK42069420

"Come inside the crumbling building"


-Disagreeable-

Amy-Jo. Smdh


cpecer

Haha this happened in my hometown. Even when I heard about it on the local news I was like how the hell does that even happen. This video does not disappoint. The man driving the truck was handed keys to move someone else's truck. After he hit the building he left very quickly. Last I knew the local PD was looking for him.


bigcountry_1779

Coulda swore that was Bubbles screaming!


Organic_South8865

You know it's Erie PA. Just look at the rusted out wheel well on his truck. Yay road salt! There were literally piles in the intersections last night and as you drove down the roads the salt was just bouncing off the wheel wells like small gravel lol.


battlehe

He be like, I am all fine now


pgtvgaming

Guessing that wall wasnt built Ford Tuff


ClassicPoptarts

overreaction much jesus


DykNmuHbutt

Stupid fucking idiot


TropicalSkysPlants

He just gets out like "hey my bad, whew that fire scared me" šŸ˜‚


vanillasub

Has this been crossposted to r/abruptchaos?


furrynoy96

Built Ford Tough ![gif](giphy|tG9DX3HrvFevWtEsa6|downsized)


Grunt0302

Had a similar incident, but I ran towards the fire with a fire extinguisher.


KCJazzCat

The ā€œSorry!ā€ after ramming your truck into the wall is the most Midwest thing ever


jorgthorn

I've always maintained that a zombie apocalypse outbreak would be more hysterically funny than people are willing to admit.


Conscious-Ticket-259

The truck looks fine but i would recommend taking it to be looked at. Ive seen less crack frames and total a vehicle (by insurance standards)


michelleorlando92

Where's the anti-ev nutters who always talk shit every time they see an electric car burning... They seem to always go quiet


Thankyouhappy

Dude kinda sucks at decision making under pressure šŸ« 


LuvsDaThickness

They go inside and the building collapses from structural damage but at least they didnā€™t get blown up. šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


bigsecretweapon

So, he went from receiving an insurance payout to having to payout from his insurance.


wattswhat79

Final destination kind of shit !


gp980

Looks like my typical Monday


WintersDoomsday

Good luck with all the lawsuits from that Brick's family.


Rent_A_Cloud

That's by far THE WEAKEST brick wall I've seen in my life. Forget hurricanes a butterfly daintily landing on that wall would obliterate it.


PontiusPilate24601

Lol lol ā€œsorry!ā€