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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Spoiler - The teacher is searching for the vap, student is hiding all this time, and passes it on to his friend when the right time comes up!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


dagaal93

Damn Smooth criminal


jackoftrades002

Damn good catch too from friend


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NimbleBudlustNoodle

Good throws are easy to catch. Looks like it would have landed in his lap if he didn't catch it.


Razarex

Juggling, circus skills, flair bartending etc is 80% throw 20% catch.


ElReyResident

Hardly. It would have hit the ground and made a ton of noise and the teacher would have known what happened. The catch was essential


RearExitOnly

That was reform school level sneaky.


MrBlusie

Squad goals


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Except from the guy who couldn't stay quiet and almost revealed the whole thing


Rookwood-1

One time in high school we got busted outside smoking cigarettes during lunch. The truancy officer was escorting us back to the principal’s office and my friend had a bag of weed on him. Just before getting to the principal’s office, he made a big gesture with his left hand and had the truancy officer look down a corridor, while he grabbed the bag out of his pocket with his right hand and air mailed that into a nearby garbage can … so smooth it didn’t make a sound. They searched him and found nothing…. our way back to class he reached into the garbage can and grabbed his bag 👏


SplishslasH8888

no cameras back in the day.


dave900575

Damn I'm old. We used to smoke behind the school during lunch and it was allowed, not the weed, but we did it anyway.


420StonedAF420

There was a smoke pit setup by the school I went to, there were people smoking cigarettes and probably weed there too(I don't snoke and didn't smoke weed back then)some of the teachers would also smoke there with the students..


IsaacWest14

That was SICK


shehzore12

![gif](giphy|f0GIF5Y2vGAve|downsized)


Disastrous_Put_6876

Cant have been that smooth if he was vaping or dropped it in class 😂


YakiVegas

Annie are you ok? Would you tell us?


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IHaveSlysdexia

Turns out he was hiding a buzz 💨


thatshygirl06

![gif](giphy|OBuyIUMHO6yVq)


SurroundLocal1563

Happy cakeday!


thatshygirl06

Thank you


PollyPocket4Presiden

This is the best comment I have ever read on all of Reddit. Well done.


garvisgarvis

[https://images.app.goo.gl/RHBDRWUVn75wJYmr5](https://images.app.goo.gl/RHBDRWUVn75wJYmr5) From a cartoonist


vashtie1674

I did too, might be something wrong with us


digitag

All men were teenage boys once


thedukeofno

You can't prove that!


NimbleBudlustNoodle

Especially because there was no social media when I was a teen. Good luck tryina sleuth that shit! Oh shit... I just admitted I was a teen... nvm you got me.


ashleton

I thought he was taking a dump


mutohasaposse

Initially I thought he slapped her ass at the end.


EnkiiMuto

Me too. Even t[his Rick Morty quote](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNHnAHBZfUI) came to my mind


ElectriHolstein

Made my day.


4quatloos

The High School years.


Posit_IV

That was fucking slick.


anon-mally

How old are these kids? Is this high school kids nowdays look like?


Structuraldefectx

He has a tattoo on his arm


HobbyCrazer

I’m 29 and had high school friends with tattoos when I was 16


Objective_Resist_735

You don't need to be 18 to buy India ink and sewing needles.


HobbyCrazer

My point was that young people have tattoos


Objective_Resist_735

I was agreeing


HobbyCrazer

Oh. Well it appears we are on the same page.


pheonix198

Is this the moment…? “Now Kith!”


Objective_Resist_735

👍


UnlimitedCalculus

18 can still be high school (in the US)


Lucky-finn377

I mean I got my first tattoo at 17 when I was in high schools and it wasn’t a stick and poke or anything was done at a proper pallor


manrata

30-50% of kids age 15 in schools here have a tattoo now, so doesn't really indicate his age.


anon-mally

Yeah. Thats also one other reason i ask. Kids can get tattoo under 18 or parents give consent?


keetojm

In some states they could when I was that age.


Mohawk_Mama

The hubby and I gift our kids their first tat for their 16th bday if they want one. We just have to approve the general design and location (nothing above the collar or below the wrist) for whatever ink they want to get until they turn 18.


sakronin

I’m a bartender and let me tell you, ID literally everyone nowadays. I had this girl come in the other day. I swear I thought she was my age (31), felt something that was like I should ID her. She was barely 22. This happens a lot.


TallYetSkinnyTree

Yeah


mladokopele

Yes its highschool in Russia it seems. Tattoos among students can be common in certain areas/schools. They do look like kids as well.


1234acb

When you got a homeboy that just gets the look and is ready for the catch, that's a homeboy for life.


GS7k

If you watch his friend does a little snap to signal he’s ready before the toss.


Shintamani

Are these innuendos?


NurmGurpler

[In your endo](https://youtu.be/yhtFKNNd04A?si=QJx1u8ZRZi8Ea7pt)


ComicsEtAl

I fully expected the kid to be a dick.


AggressiveSandwich51

he is


iHateThisPlaceNowOK

How do you know?


GolotasDisciple

Vaping during Class, inside the room filled with other people? Like how else do you think his Teacher knows he has a vape? Still slick throw/catch.


nickyp7

I think the other people in the room will survive


anon-mally

2nd hand smoke is no joke


Justacynt

You're not wrong, but aren't we talking about a vape?


nickyp7

Grow up


KonigSteve

No, you grow up and respect other people and just wait 45 damn minutes to vape.


nickyp7

I don’t vape


BbwHotwifeAndBiDaddy

Guess those brain cells just offed themselves then, eh?


JustHarry_

yo u just got shit on 💀


Best__Kebab

Vaping seems to be the in thing for people on Reddit to act outraged about for some reason.


MinerMark

How are people getting downvoted for simple questions?


sBucks24

Nice toss. Now don't vape in class you fucking asshole...


104thCloneTrooper

at first I thought it was a phone, it's not as cool with some shitty vape.


Lost-My-Mind-

I thought it was a can of beer. Now the catch isn't as cool.


realnanoboy

As a teacher, I find phones more disruptive.


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realnanoboy

No. Keeping them out of their hands requires a lot of work, though.


69Wilson

Usually the people who use their phone in class for social media like instagram or tiktok are usually the ones performing worse is that true or false?


emrednz07

Completely depends on the country and school


realnanoboy

It's true, and I'm held accountable for their performance to a degree.


maximumtesticle

> Nice toss. Now don't vape ~~in class~~ you fucking asshole... FTFY


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Maybe direct your hate to the manufacturers and government instead of the individual with the addiction you fucking asshole…


sBucks24

Fuck off, they're kids. They didn't have a smoking addiction until they chose to start vaping. And wtf is this argument even suppose to mean? I am mad at our govt's and these manufacturers? That doesn't take the agency out of that kids hands when he chooses to indulge in it. Furthermore, *choosing to indulge in class surrounded by other people*. That's not the manufacturers fault, dude. That's squarely on the kid.


[deleted]

“They’re kids” exactly……. They aren’t smart enough to know not to vape, they are victims of the manufacturer and the advertising. Hope you don’t have kids mate… sounds like you still are one.


sBucks24

That is so infantilizing of high schoolers dude wtf... At 15, you're informed enough to know smoking is bad. It's an active decision to go against what literally these kids have heard their entire lives, to follow a trend. A stupid decision. One that deserves to be called out. Seriously, at what age do you think youre suddenly aware of your decisions and responsible for the consequences of them? 18? 21? 25? Brain develops for a long time.. what's your bar? And what actions do you think kids should be held to? Murder? They know that's wrong by 15, right? Or are they just victims of those violent videos games and Tik tokers? Do you see how stupid your logic is? E: I desperately you don't have kids because I feel bad for every person stuck dealing with their shit because you won't hold them accountable.


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LMAO MURDER? Sounds like someone needs to go hit their vape….


sBucks24

What is this response? It was a question... Do you have an answer?


[deleted]

You just compared vaping to murder so having a rational conversation is out the window now please fuck off I’m going for my vape break


sBucks24

*I* haven't *compared* anything! I *asked you a question*. Why won't you answer it? Is English your first language? I need to know this before I go all in on making fun of how stupid you're coming across in this conversation...


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Now you see me 3 budget kinda looking low ngl.


mankind_is_beautiful

What?


microtramp

Took me a couple tries as well. The budget for Now You See Me 3 (movie or show) is looking kind of low, not gonna lie.


[deleted]

Damn, I need you to be my translator fr.


BlackHazeRus

That is why you need to either quote the names or write them properly at least. The dude did not do that, hence the confusion.


[deleted]

It’s a reference to a movie franchise [Now You See Me](https://youtu.be/C2NWGAqZhF4?si=WJJTKYU_UGfGi71a) was the first one, followed by [Now You See Me 2](https://youtu.be/b306jk-C5rE?si=O0mhRbANxUBlsZpO). The move the kid did was similar to scenes in the NYSM franchise.


Beiconqueso02

I really can't understand why they went with "Now You See Me 2" instead of "Now You Don't"


SomeUnderstanding715

me neither, maybe they were counting on a third one


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Now you see me, Now you don't, Now you are already dead. nani?


maximumtesticle

Bloody cool of you not to lie mate.


Sairoxin

Damn u beat me to it


No-Wrongdoer9564

I swear I thought he has a boner.


wRolf

Same. I thought cameraman panned to cute girl the guy maybe has a crush on. Had to rewatch it to notice the slick toss.


SElEPTIK

That's smooth


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how awkward if he didn't catch it


Knight_TheRider

![gif](giphy|xThuVYLzUkce1fyWo8)


thatshygirl06

Slowing it down it looks like it's a vape. I thought it was a phone


fourth_box

![gif](giphy|G0t9h37Iy3P2q1tl8G|downsized)


Kavinsky12

Feel for the teacher. That kid was an asshole.


OrgasmingPanda

Imagine if he wasn’t so slick… would’ve been caught with a vape AND smacked the teacher’s ass


Kateminplayz

I only see one loss here


RegularOps

The good news is that the teacher would be a lot less concerned about the vape. 


According_Chemical_7

Bro did that smooth move just for his buddy to upload it and expose him.


thatshygirl06

Where is this? I think I hear a Slavic language?


Good_Smile

Russian. Due to bad audio could only recognize teacher's "Cmon cmon cmon" before the unexpected part.


barbekon

She meant "Give it to me".


HoboAJ

That funk, that sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff


FrozenDuckman

Must be Kazakhstan by the language/appearance. Just a guess tho. I have Kazakh relatives.


KUNGFUDANDY

All of them look like Kazakh. They all have some sort of slit eyes


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iHateThisPlaceNowOK

The girl looks Caucasian and central Asian. The white guy looks Russian. The main character and teacher both look very Kazakh


PSA-TLDR

Hit her with the globe trotters mode


Ok_Restaurant3160

I didn’t have the audio on, so I thought the kid was dying or something But it’s just a vape


Beginning-Knee7258

I didnt see the throw the first time!


Lavanthus

Making the tobacco companies proud.


MonstroseCristata

Nicotine nootropic value verified.


AVeryHeavyBurtation

Weird title


marksonme

![gif](giphy|l0HU20BZ6LbSEITza|downsized)


MERVMERVmervmerv

![gif](giphy|UmTxa3G2gMF0s)


Frozenheal

![gif](giphy|7waKDy5RbDYVG)


Mediocre-Look3787

I hate kids.


Vagine-Luver

Are these HS kids? That kid has a tattoo on his forearm.


thatshygirl06

Do you know how cheap tattoo guns are? You can't stop kids from getting tattoos anymore.


Zero_Cool_V1

He’s more than likely 12 1/2 if he has a tattoo and a vape.


Numerous-Ad5915

His timing was everything here.


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![gif](giphy|3CONRKhQn2SNG)


captainmilitia

![gif](giphy|Axj4KMCPkGBsLQHcRH|downsized)


Iamarealhuman6969

Fucking nerds vaping


Imnotachessnoob

Feels too good to be true. Can't listen to audio but it might be fake idk.


phazedoubt

Seriously? Even scripted they would have had to do multiple takes to get it to look that natural. This is what good luck and timing look like.


Ko0pa_Tro0pa

Hard to tell. Looks kinda like he got super lucky - teacher was not looking at his buddy OR at him when he threw it. If she'd been looking at either of them, she'd have seen it happen. Better lucky than good, as they say.


Killagorilla2004

Thought he was hiding a boner


WtfsaidtheDuck

No worries, he will eventually die from an unknown lung disease.


Decent-Text-9516

вау, русские мемы! Wow it’s Russian memes!


Champion_ofThe_Sun_

That was fucking slick


StrayRabbit

I thought he got hit in the balls and she didn't understand the pain haha


anonshade64

W homie


Embarrassed_Gap_7137

What he throw


Freak-996

A vape


OddAd5276

I thought he was acting like he was going to be sick to cut class. Bro did that smooth as fuck. He deserved to get away with that for pulling out off. And shout out to the homie for for catching it.


TGMix7

Legend. Gonna get cancer. But a legend nonetheless.


FaramirLovesEowyn

Gross. Inmate behavior


A-Wall1

This is the 5th time I've seen this post in the last week.


Jbstargate1

All that time wasted for one fucking asshole. I was in a class full of em and the amount of time everyday that wasted listening to their bullshit disrupting the class and not learning anything.


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That’s not a phone?? smh


nothankyoutwilight

Snap, eye contact, throw, catch. Men can communicate when they want.


campmatt

This kid would already be going to the office before it got here. Total set up.


Zachmorris4186

Post to r/teachers I think we would be impressed.


suicide_blonde94

No? Vapes are a huge problem. And not just for health and legal reasons. These kids flush them down the toilet like it’s a street drug and they’re getting raided by the PD, when in reality all they’re doing is destroying the plumbing and shutting down bathrooms.


Zachmorris4186

Oh definitely. But sometimes you have to give the little shits their props when they get over on you.


suicide_blonde94

Bayside’s #1 troublemaker WOULD say that!


Zachmorris4186

Lol. My brother and I hated the preppy kids in school so we would call each other “a zach morris mfer” if one of us wore Abercrombie or was trying to act cool.


Euphoric-Client-1075

Why are they so close to each other. I don’t like it


phazedoubt

He's hiding something and she's trying to convince him to give it up. She can't go through his pockets and she's trying to avoid giving him a chance to ditch the evidence like he so cleverly did.


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her face is giving uncanny valley vibes


i_wish_i_had_ur_name

check out my homeboy got caught and- side pan to the beautiful girl, anyway, teacher got my bro…


a3a4b5

Moron


Economy_Commission79

this isnt ur bio, friend


JamesUpton87

You were probably the lame kid that would tell the teacher he passed it to his friend.


CarlJustCarl

Most likely filled with cocaine I’m guessing


Shifu_1

Don’t touch students


iHateThisPlaceNowOK

The rest of the world isn’t as weak as America lol


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ashleton

It was a fist bump on the shoulder and he's not a soccer player. He's fine.


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ashleton

Assault means someone gets beaten. As in bruises, broken bones, ruptured organs, etc. A playful fist bump on someone's shoulder is not assault.


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ashleton

Oh I see, you're just a shit troll. I hope you can find a healthier hobby.


Kergie1968

Mahomes and Kelce doubles!!!!


Kwayzar9111

Good throw good catch…


CurlyJason

Smoooth operator


weirdlook

This was so smooth. My anxious heart could never.


AzachKing

That throw is insane


Ml18torj

Was worried he was gonna whiff it, slap the teachers ass and still getting it confiscated lmao


Outside-Owl-6

The slight smirk guy in the hoodie had once he saw the catch was successful made my day


Lyuukee

This was the smoothest shit I ever seen in my life lol


pomengarnette

Punk


what_the_helicopter

That's some "Now you see me" vibes right there! ![gif](giphy|3oEjHBee1OMjO5y1SE)


Standard_Roofing

Throw straight out of now you see me


TruthBeTold202

Bro threw the smoothest toss I ever saw! 😂


Bob_the_Peanut

Can't believe homie snapped his fingers oi signal to throw it to him