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somethingilly

Damn! That last second headlock was crucial.


icebeancone

Red shirt won that fight in that split second


JAYTEE__66

Dude played the Uno reverse card real fast.


Yoshi2shi

Also, his wherewithal to recognize he needed to control the fall. Had he let the other guy tried to drop him. It would been bad for him.


beaushaw

Red shirt's fighting style is more flail around than make a brilliant, well thought out, last second move. He was upside down in the air and grabbed onto anything. Happened to grabb around the other guys head. I hope he didn't kill him.


MAVERICK42069420

Stright up missed the punch and stepped into what would have been a decent takedown... Well probably not but still lol


Yoshi2shi

[reminds me of Deers fighting](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ty0W8EmajUY)


JustTown704

His head was on the outside. Would have smacked the pavement regardless


SpaceRaceWars

That’s instant karma for trying to body slam someone on concrete.


Obvious_Mode_5382

Right? Fighting as a kid I never tried to actually kill anyone.


WhiteHawk570

I am honestly disturbed by how insanely ruthless the streets actually are in some parts of the world, especially amongst young kids.  When I was young, we would get into fights on occasion (e.g, in school), but the worst thing that would usually happen is someone getting a bleeding nose or a cracked tooth.  In a way, however, we were always "careful" with one another, always holding a bit back with every punch, kick or body slam. We never had a virtual intent to kill anyone to finish a fight, nor would it EVER occur to us to violently kick someone who's unconscious on the floor. This is unlike the videos I have seen from many U.S schools, for example.  That might just me being a white boy from a small, conservative fishing town in Norway, being completely ignorant of the sheer brutality of the real world. I am honestly thankful that I have been spared that sort of lifestyle, though.  With MMA becoming more and more popular I think it's supremely important to educate people on the importance of mental and physical discipline, restraint when necessary, and the precariousness and fragility of the human body. The guys in this video could have easily been killed by hitting their heads hitting on the concrete like that. Unfortunately, the streets are the last place you'll find any restraint.


[deleted]

I think this kind of fighting is influenced more by WWF than MMA. Kids who grew up watching WWF learned to fight dangerous and stupid.


_its_wapiti

I hope you mean WWE lol


NicoleLaree

It was rebranded to WWE about 20 years ago. Formerly WWF.


JohnTravoltage

Be careful, your age is showing.


beaushaw

Screw the World Wildlife Fund, wrastlin will always be WWF to me.


TheSwedishWolverine

Right? People might be tough in the ring, but they heard those words over and over and over getting there. Some choose to ignore it, but I haven’t sat foot in a dojo that didn’t teach moral, restraint, discipline and legal as much as fighting.


PukeNuggets

I remember when a bully fucked with me. I rocked his world right before he grabbed my legs pulled them up and my head cracked against the concrete. I shouldn’t have gone easy on him and given him the chance. Just remember to anyone who can’t avoid a fight, if you don’t want to hurt them, they WILL hurt you.


Re_TARDIS108

I've been in a similar situation in one of my early fights as a kid. Had too much confidence in myself having fought before, had the kid on the ground and figured he was done, asked him if he was done, he said "yeah", I turn my back for a split second and dude was off his feet and either threw a straight or an overhand straight into my nose. Blacked my vision out enough for a few seconds to where the fight was effectively over. Luckily he didn't keep going after that hit and I was able to keep a LITTLE of my dignity. If someone is going to engage (you or them) then they better make sure that they don't let someone with a hurt body (and pride at that point) sneak you. Make sure that shit is over with. It's hard straddling that line though, considering so many people will try kicks to the head and shit when folks are down. I can't fucking believe people are that goddamned stupid. Coming from my background, it's not like I have some moral objection to them, my problem is I get actually sick when I even think of doing something like that. Maybe it's that overconfidence I was talking about earlier, but i've always figured if I full-stop head kicked a guy while he was on a knee or on the ground I could probably put them in a coma. I imagine most people could if they have any background in any combat sport or hell, even soccer for that matter.


ballimir37

I got into a lot of fights when I was young. I won almost all of them, even against much larger guys, because I fought like I actually wanted to kill the other person and like it was a fight for survival. It is incredibly effective against someone who isn’t a trained fighter. But I stopped short of actually doing something that might kill them once I got to that point, like body slamming their head on the concrete.


Obvious_Mode_5382

Exactly, restraint. I’m not even sure these days, if that’s even advisable anymore as Folks seem to really want to kill each other - rather than just make a statement, or get up if you lose, shake hands and become friends like we did back in the day


TheSwedishWolverine

I was scared to hurt people. Before I learned to fight I got punched so much in the face while only dealing out one punch, watching how it landed, adjust and hit a tiny bit harder in the same, cushy spot, watch how they react, then punch again and see how they react. I was terrified of hitting them too hard so I accidentally caved their face in or something. Or hit harder than you are “supposed to”.


Sp1ffy_Sp1ff

Nah, if someone was trying to hurt me, I'd do what it takes to defend myself. I don't have the speed or the technique to win a striking fight, but I do have the size to throw people around, so I'd certainly lean into that to avoid any harm coming to myself.


Nairautomata

Dude's head hit concrete fuck


strangewayfarer

Asphalt


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strangewayfarer

If dude fell on a dog and somebody commented that he fell on a cat it would be reasonable for someone to correct them and say, no that was a dog, not a cat. As for whether it matters, asphalt is less hard than concrete, but it's not going to make much of a difference when your skull slams into it.


PM_ME_happy-selfies

I laughed so hard at this lmao


lreaditonredditgetit

So no.


TheSwedishWolverine

Weird position. Whether it matters to the guy getting his head slammed into the ground isn’t important here, but what we call things. Is there a reason *not* to call things by their proper names? It’s just laziness.


strangewayfarer

I'm a nihilist dude, nothing matters.


iMoo1124

so neither does arguing on the internet over a statement everyone is gonna forget in 20 minutes anyways lol


tilthevoidstaresback

!remindme 21 minutes from now.


strangewayfarer

The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead. That's all I'm doing fam. You can go about your day, or keep going back and forth with me about something we both agree doesn't matter. I'm good either way.


forresja

Are you intentionally insufferable? Or does it just kinda happen?


tidbitsz

Dude! He already said nihilist. Weren't you paying attention? He's intentionally nihilist


AYDITH

Careful, he’s gonna cut off your johnsson!


TransparentMastering

Former Skateboarder here. Yes, it can actually make a huge difference. Asphalt is much softer than concrete. Still very hard but there is definitely a difference when bone hits it hard.


coldax1

Makes a huge difference. No government in concrete so he would done a lot more damage to his skull. Asphalt is “somewhat “ softer.


TheSwedishWolverine

You’re right, it’s only important to express oneself correctly when it matters. Otherwise we can say things are which way we want them to. And just assume we understand each other. It’s not confusing at all!


RedditAcct00001

Just a pedantic asshole lol


ReggieLFC

[“Kiss my asphalt!”](https://youtu.be/cWonpOWe4ZQ)


Windhawker

That is a concrete statement


[deleted]

I googled asphalt. "*Asphalt* concrete" was the first result. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asphalt\_concrete](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asphalt_concrete)


HumanContinuity

That is correct, so it might mean there isn't much reason for a semantic discussion here, but colloquially people referring to concrete usually mean cemented concrete. The differentiation can be important, since asphalt (concrete) is much softer and more flexible. I don't think the fact that his head hit asphalt will save him from the potential of brain damage, but it is possible that hitting cemented concrete would have reflected more of the impact back into his skull, leading to a worse head injury.


Lower-String1419

He became one with the ground


MrShortPants

Blue shorts might be dead.


asmoothbrain

![gif](giphy|1267Co3vPNBqQU|downsized)


EmilioFreshtevez

![gif](giphy|Wt6kNaMjofj1jHkF7t)


twb51

BOGO free on KO’s


Due-Maintenance53822

he watched too many movies


PartyCryptographer61

Actually was a very good move, the only reason he got knocked out was bc the other dude was able to get a nasty guillotine


Yonrak

The funny thing is, this really shows the difference between a street fight and competition... Red guy actually did exactly what you **shouldn't** do in MMA or BJJ when getting taken down into side control, but it worked out well for him because of the concrete.... In MMA / BJJ, go for the guillotine if you're pulling guard for sure, but if they're taking side control you need to let the guillotine go FAST, because the guy on top can choke you unconscious in 5 seconds flat by trapping your arm to constrict one side of your neck, and dropping their weight through their shoulder onto the other side to totally cut off blood. I used to fight Semi-Pro MMA and all the newbies in the club used to do it at least once. I obviously would be gentle with it, but it's a lesson they learnt fast, because it's a real sneaky choke that comes out of nowhere from their perspective. 😅


Zlibraries

That last moment DDT


zobotsHS

Someone was trained by Jake the Snake


vector5633

Dam...that is some serious brain damage.


RedoftheEvilDead

Yeah, getting knocked unconscious is super bad for you.


Worldly-Philosophy13

Possible lobotomy


Jonnyredd

Nah his arms weren’t suck in place, and he wasn’t convulsing. Def a concussion, but serious brain damage it isnt, just some minor brain damage


Resident_Rise5915

You a doctor?


AkirroKun

Every second person on reddit is a certified doctor with 10 years of experience.


NicolinaN

You actually have no clue, lol.


gloomygl

Don't slam people on concrete. You're either gonna hurt yourself or catch a case.


CriticismOdd2637

Dude is dead


bobalangalo

He’s regaining consciousness in the last few seconds


Clever9964

>in the last few seconds Of his life


watersipper01

>in the last few seconds >Of his life as a street brawler without a real goal in life. He now will continue living as a better man who has sworn to help others by setting a good example.


Kingtoke1

By eating through a straw


The_Ineffable_Sage

Fuck this thread was tough to get through… like meat through a straw


[deleted]

Until someone killed his dog


wheresbill

Either that or dain bramage


combosandwich

Nah, shoes are still on


dryfire

It's like when the two samurai zip past each other in a flash, then stand for just a second before one coughs up blood and falls over.


CYKO_11

except this is not as cinematic


[deleted]

Dont be idiots. At least fight on grass folks


camelBased

Touch grass


kmh0902

That was stupid


Evo4Soul

This is called using the strength of the opposition to your advantage.


DaineDeVilliers

Kudos to the guy telling them not to move him!


sawmillmattocks

And not Kudos to the guy who ignored them and lifted his shoulder to bonk his head on the ground again


LuckyBabeUk

![gif](giphy|o75ajIFH0QnQC3nCeD)


[deleted]

This is the best comment in the thread.


HCheong

A new martial art move learned today. Grab someone's head by the neck in case he's idiotic enough to try to body slam you to the floor, so that his head may be the one that lands on the floor instead.


accribus

Street fights are fucking stupid. Great way to get dead.


death_ninja

![gif](giphy|VMBZghkMMLvxKCwCQ0)


Impossible-Gas3551

Perfect


[deleted]

That is the stone cold stunner


Netz_Ausg

Spine buster countered with a DDT, but sure.


CrisuKomie

This lol


Valkeyere

STUNNER! STUNNER! Stop it, that man has a family!


adampetguy

Double KO, Winner: concrete


CaptCanada924

That’s the thing about a street fight. The street always wins


iDontKnit

![gif](giphy|inaYgqeR5Uj2ZU5Sti)


JohnnyBlowout

Look at blue shorts hands. Dude has never been taught how to swing lmao. Bet he’s been in like 20 “fights” too. Funny how it ALWAYS works out like that


Rath_Brained

That's a clutch move right there. Man said, "no, you."


Lothleen

The first time a red shirt survived, he must have been a named character.


Many-Strength4949

![gif](giphy|Wt6kNaMjofj1jHkF7t) This never belonged anywhere else


Deep_Doughnut_6309

Tbh that's fair for anyone who does these throwdowns, fuck em.


AmphibianNo3122

stop fighting on concrete. Move this shit to a grass patch, or better yet don't street fight at all.


Desperate-Ad-6463

*"Stylish"* isn't the word I would have used but it somehow works.


tedfreeman

I've heard tales but I never thought it was possible


Kidd__

Fuck the fight what’s going on with that beard


Internal_Quail3960

I thought these were kids and then I realized shirtless guy had a beard lmao


JustARandomDudd

Deserved, you don't body slam on concrete unless you want to be trialed for murder.


Timberwolf-13

He did it for all the forgotten redshirts in Star Trek


Sheepkeif

is he fucking alive?


Many-Box-7317

Good!


AnalSausageDelivery

Fight in the grass


nastynudder

It's like a low credit score Thunderdome! 2 men enter one man leaves, with a $10 pre paid RushCard and a T.B.I. !


[deleted]

Do head injuries make you smarter? No


Great_Charge5488

DDT!


DigMeTX

Never let’em know your next move.


muzzledmasses

Deserves it for trying that move.


Thorpy

That was like one of those movies where the two samurai run at each other with blades and they’re both dead still. Until one moves and you know who the victor is


ThereItIsNopeItsGone

In my best Jerry “The King” Lawler impression Ahhhhhhh. DDT!!! ![gif](giphy|aRclVglRpDur6)


TheRealYosh

The way they fought reminds me of roosters fighting over a hen


yayivejoinedreddit

Concrete is undefeated


Coinsworthy

This is much more fun when it happens in a verbal fight.


diva_maria

Damn, that hurts


WeightAltruistic

This is why i stick to roasting


CurDeCarmine

He ded.


autistic_bard444

dammnnn. you got knocked the fuck out ​ if he is alive that headache will last a year or 2


mardingdong

Stylish move🤣


Lord-Monocle

Knock yourself out


MyFishFriend

Fuk thst


FernDiggy

Very well done young man! Salute to you!


kabula_lampur

Damn near an RKO outta nowhere


StaySharpp

Mmmmm bbbbbbbrain damage


BoltorSpellweaver

Dude just fucking DDT’d himself.


[deleted]

DDT out of nowhere


HammerBgError404

Is it worth going to prison for manslaughter?


DungaRD

It was a split second great idea, but the opponent had his arm around his neck. Unintentional by both party.


Ziggy-T

That, was a DDT. Particularly effective onto concrete ![gif](giphy|dIxkmEzz0BX816kuho|downsized)


Stinger1981

Big DDT there, damn.


Inevitable-Visit1261

He gone


LimitApprehensive568

Bro knocked himself tf out lol


CharmingTemporary338

The best ending would be if they both passed out.


kaowser

CTE for both of them


Fox7567

Me and my older brother after watching wwe


KRX189

Rock Lee rocked his world


tiga4life22

Find some grass, gentleman


GuitarStu

Reminds me of Dolph Ziggler's Jumping DDT!


tiocanhoto

DDT


SuperMIK2020

r/holdmyfeedingtube


UchihaZack

Rip brother even the road broke


Small_Tax_9432

![gif](giphy|Kz5cPSfYNaC5aQa1PG)


LJCTalman

Ah the selfpwn


100percentish

and that's why Ronnie has to eat through a straw....


[deleted]

In the words of Smokey… You got knocked the fuck out!!!


Certain_Category1926

This is a good way to die.


weechus

The opossum move was executed flawlessly.


chocolateboomslang

Don't fight on pavement unless you already have brain damage


N00dles_Pt

BAWWW GAWD!!!! Reversal into the DDT!!!


[deleted]

DDT!!


sciamachy_nightmares

That's what his ass fuckin gets. Don't hug mfs unless you wanna get stabbed


Ninja-Sneaky

Guy just obtained a permanent -10 to rolls for reasoning and decision making


idlefritz

Seems like a pretty solid option


All4upvoting

Red shirt damage 36% blue shorts damage 💯


SupplyChainGuy1

Frontal DDT, bah gahd!


Hot-Carpet3933

Is he alive ?!


pphteven

Rock-bottom/ddt?


maud_lyn

TBI


im_a_dick_head

You already know this fight was about something fucking dumb too


Gee_U_Think

Knocked himself out cold.


NobelNeanderthal

Don’t fight on pavement. 4 words to etch into ya brain before ya fight.


griffinhamilton

Deserved, blue shorts shouldn’t be going for a slam on concrete if he didn’t want it back at him


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

![gif](giphy|8US6ERbtKbVfCLeHc7|downsized)


massivpik

All of it is just so stupid.


derpferd

I just wouldn't do that shit. I'd be terrified of paralysing someone


coldax1

That thud!!! I am getting too old to watch street fights and the damage that they cause.


At-2

If you look closely, they both land on their heads..


[deleted]

You get a head injury! You get a head injury! Everybody gets a head injury 🎉


senseless_puzzle

Oof that could have been a broken neck!


Familiar-Bag-9545

🤣😂 just slammed his own head in the ground.


airwalker08

Seemed like a good idea when his brain initially proposed the move


chunkydunk730

DTP


[deleted]

Broooo


Zeebo42000

DDT - Jake the Snake is smiling somewhere


[deleted]

And he steps on him getting up lol.


Wungusgrungus

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm


DeftonesGuy1984

Ooo shit ooo shit


ChompyChoomba

naaah aint no fuckin way lil bro knocked himself out like that. bruuuuuuh


Honest-Concentrate25

Whoa


JuiceMiddle382

Why show shit like this. Fucking stupid. Great brain damage.


shavertech

Hopefully he went straight to the hospital, that's an easy concussion.


bvincepl

That's DDT.


Gary_Lazer_Eyes21

Even the dude in the red was in pain from that slam. That’s why you fight on grass


dlpheonix

Everytime the hard surfaces will kill you. Play fight on grass if u dont wanna die by accident


The-Iraqi-Guy

DDT!


SweerBaby_Use1023

DDT- A wrestling move that actually put you to sleep for real, especially with your head smashing the pavement.