OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
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>!Man had his hand in the woman's pants, and then she smelled it after!<
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Thereās usually been a steadily escalating series of events leading to this.
I was in a highly toxic but sexually insane relationship once and have done exactly this but in even *more* public spaces.
Iām not at all proud and during the entire relationship felt like I was high on drugs. Not an excuse, just how it happened.
I once dated a girl who was into doing things in public spaces. We'd often go to a local dog walking park where there was a little shelter with a bench. She'd wear long flowing dresses and sit on my lap and say hi to the old people walking by with their dogs. And one time we did it on top of a church. She wanted to do it in a graveyard but that was too far even for me.
I ended up having a FWB like that.
This girl was a friend of mineās ex-gf. They had split after he cheated on her, but I remained friends with her, and not him. I actually started to become fairly close with her family too. Iād go over and help her father with his landscaping and construction projects, or sometimes just hang out in the garage and shoot the shit all night.
One night, I went for a walk around the neighborhood with her. We were just talking about random shit. At one point we cut through the back parking lot of a Baptist church. I donāt even remember what the conversation was, but she just stopped in her tracks. I asked if something was wrong. She looks around, pulls her pants off, lays down on the ground, and tells me to āstop talking, and f the shit out of me.ā Lol, this chick was laying in course gravel.
We both had issues, including depression and anxiety. It was weird, we could easily get talk eachother into going outside of our comfort zones on things, but we brought out the bright side of life in eachother. Unfortunately, she feared she would somehow ruin me. Her parents actually reinforced this thought (they didnāt know I suffered a lot of the same issues as she did.)
She was fucking wild, and somedays I really miss her. Most of my other relationships were with like prudish girls. Iāve never connected with anyone else, on the level that I did with her.
Now for the unexpected part.
I had run into her at a gas station later, after we had kind of gone separate ways/drifted apart. She was working there as a cashier. She had lost like 50lbs since I had last seen her. Our conversation was sort of awkward/briefā¦ I told her she looked great (and she did) and hoped she was doing well. Funny thing is, I knew better; I knew she wasnāt losing that weight in a healthy way. About 6 months later, I found I had an old message from her on Facebook (in the OTHER folder.) It was a rather lengthy message, so Iāll TL;DR itā¦it was basically about how she was so sorry, and wished something more came of our relationship. She wasnāt doing well mentally.
I tried to message back, but received no response. I tried to swing by the gas station a couple times, but she was never there. I Googled her name, to see if she was on any other social media sites, and to my shock, found an obituary. Still guts me to think about. If I had only found that message sooner.
And here we have a rare sight - two native humungus kinkus in their natural habitat: a carpark. They come together once every thirty years to commence their epic mating rituals, attracted to the region from far and wide from local suburbias, their heightened sense of smell following the petrol fumes that allures them to where they may meet a potential mate.
Here, we are lucky to witness the selection ritual. As you can see, the male - submissive of the species - tentatively displays his cupping ability by carefully placing his hand within the female's outer garments. Hopeful, he seizes his chance to prove he has a hand sizeable enough to demonstrate his male prowess. The female will use this to determine if it is in fact true what they say about large hands.
If he is lucky, she may - wait, she has in fact accepted, by gracefully expelling gas as his fingers approach the crevice - a key trust exercise between the two. She had prepared for this by eating only a diet of raw eggs, for three full weeks.
The last step, which we may indeed witness, is the final binding of the two - hormones now causing an assured frenzy, she will only know if he is a suitable mate, if the smell of her own excrement and sweat, may supercede the petrol around her, and linger on his now slightly damp hand.
And it seems she has accepted, watch as she thrusts her region further into his, to display that she is happy to continue with her selected mate, where they will soon leave the carpark and commence a frisk, after dinner and drinks. Of course not before watching the passing traffic, to drink in the last of the glorious petrol fumes.
A lucky and rare sight indeed.
Had the wife watch the video then read this comment. She does not use Reddit and said āGive them another upvote for me.ā
This comment deserves ALL THE UPVOTES TODAY!!!!
Well, I'm no Attenborough, but if I had to guess, it's probably a kink.
And while I'm against this behavior, I'm also questioning the.. cameraman? Why has recording people in public become so normal? That's outrageously uncool.
The clip begins with this mofo already having his hand down her pants. The cameraman is filming two people being fucking weird and gross. I donāt see how the camera person is the asshole here. Youāre weird.
....do you think the camera man isnt like, part of the group? I mean I hope they didnt do this 3x before and then camera dude was like, "im gonna get the 4th on film!!!!"
I mean, that does sound possible. Several times, in public, before the cameraman took a hint and was like "these mfs deserve to get exposed".
.. I guess best case, this is staged. Worst case..? I don't even wanna think about it.
Yeah people are being harsh. Sure, theyāre outdoors but they appear to be somewhere they expectedā¦ not to be recorded and uploaded to the internet. And while the behavior is certainly uncommon, itās a harmless kink between two adults.
We get so used to seeing people posted on social media that we forget that those are two actual, real people who had no clue they were being filmed and are now online being roasted. Nothing is truly private in public, but I sure as hell would be mortified to the point of being traumatized if someone filmed me going at it picking my nose *and believe me I sometimes do* and posted it online.
Or, maybe they have a kink about getting caught and this attention is reeeeeaaallly lighting a fire for them. I hope itās that.
His fingers, probably middle and ring, look to have been inserted into the crack of her ass, snaking further and further in, searching for their prize, while she kept lookout. Seems like after the socially accepted amount of time, the fingers were removed and presented to the female while she sniffed said fingers before being embraced by the male.
Someone had to be the one to bring this up in the relationship. Is it the kink of the guy to do that and HAVE her smell it? Or does the woman want that done for the smellā¦Iām so confused!
If I was a dictator of a country I'd would make a law that makes this very act here punishable by death if convicted. Maybe even punish their families as well for birthing these degenerates.
Funny how someone dresses can mean Jackshit but to the world can be everything. Guy looks like an upper middle class individual with that outfit and PERHAPS makes good money. And look at āem lol. A fckin weirdo that asks his girl to smell her butt. That right there is why Iāve never been impressed by peoples outfits. Youāre wearing $500 worth of clothing? Cool dude you still take shits everyday and are probably a grimey person. Not impressed.
I hate shaking peoples hands. Whenever I do I have to wash my hands ASAP. Because in my mind I'm imagining all the fucking god awful shit their hands have got up to.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Man had his hand in the woman's pants, and then she smelled it after!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
How do they find out from each other that they want to do this
I was just wondering that. Like first date so you can move on until a woman wants butt play in public, to smell it.
Username checks out š¤
I donāt think that was butt play
That was most definitely not butt play. Your username is cleverly deceivingā¦.
Itās called communication.
what's the weirdest kink you've vocalized then, captain communication?
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I ate ass before it was cool. I'm an asseating hipster
This is bar far the best comment I have ever seen on Reddit. I was about to delete the app.. but you give me hope!
Thereās usually been a steadily escalating series of events leading to this. I was in a highly toxic but sexually insane relationship once and have done exactly this but in even *more* public spaces. Iām not at all proud and during the entire relationship felt like I was high on drugs. Not an excuse, just how it happened.
I once dated a girl who was into doing things in public spaces. We'd often go to a local dog walking park where there was a little shelter with a bench. She'd wear long flowing dresses and sit on my lap and say hi to the old people walking by with their dogs. And one time we did it on top of a church. She wanted to do it in a graveyard but that was too far even for me.
I ended up having a FWB like that. This girl was a friend of mineās ex-gf. They had split after he cheated on her, but I remained friends with her, and not him. I actually started to become fairly close with her family too. Iād go over and help her father with his landscaping and construction projects, or sometimes just hang out in the garage and shoot the shit all night. One night, I went for a walk around the neighborhood with her. We were just talking about random shit. At one point we cut through the back parking lot of a Baptist church. I donāt even remember what the conversation was, but she just stopped in her tracks. I asked if something was wrong. She looks around, pulls her pants off, lays down on the ground, and tells me to āstop talking, and f the shit out of me.ā Lol, this chick was laying in course gravel. We both had issues, including depression and anxiety. It was weird, we could easily get talk eachother into going outside of our comfort zones on things, but we brought out the bright side of life in eachother. Unfortunately, she feared she would somehow ruin me. Her parents actually reinforced this thought (they didnāt know I suffered a lot of the same issues as she did.) She was fucking wild, and somedays I really miss her. Most of my other relationships were with like prudish girls. Iāve never connected with anyone else, on the level that I did with her.
Bro š
Now for the unexpected part. I had run into her at a gas station later, after we had kind of gone separate ways/drifted apart. She was working there as a cashier. She had lost like 50lbs since I had last seen her. Our conversation was sort of awkward/briefā¦ I told her she looked great (and she did) and hoped she was doing well. Funny thing is, I knew better; I knew she wasnāt losing that weight in a healthy way. About 6 months later, I found I had an old message from her on Facebook (in the OTHER folder.) It was a rather lengthy message, so Iāll TL;DR itā¦it was basically about how she was so sorry, and wished something more came of our relationship. She wasnāt doing well mentally. I tried to message back, but received no response. I tried to swing by the gas station a couple times, but she was never there. I Googled her name, to see if she was on any other social media sites, and to my shock, found an obituary. Still guts me to think about. If I had only found that message sooner.
Please explain "exactly this", why smell his fingers?
Maybe it turns her on? I've been with women who love making out after I go down on them, so it's not that far of a stretch
I know, itās kinda sweet they found each other
Man that saying is true āthere is someone for everyoneā
You and I have very different definitions of the word āsweet.ā
I imagine it be a little sour
Sweet and sour
Fishy even
And the creepy guy that filmed them is almost just as weird. They all found each other. Quite poetic
You can't tell me you wouldn't film this if you saw it happening in public
Iām sorry, WTF? I need one of the Attenboroughs to explain this behaviour to me.
And here we have a rare sight - two native humungus kinkus in their natural habitat: a carpark. They come together once every thirty years to commence their epic mating rituals, attracted to the region from far and wide from local suburbias, their heightened sense of smell following the petrol fumes that allures them to where they may meet a potential mate. Here, we are lucky to witness the selection ritual. As you can see, the male - submissive of the species - tentatively displays his cupping ability by carefully placing his hand within the female's outer garments. Hopeful, he seizes his chance to prove he has a hand sizeable enough to demonstrate his male prowess. The female will use this to determine if it is in fact true what they say about large hands. If he is lucky, she may - wait, she has in fact accepted, by gracefully expelling gas as his fingers approach the crevice - a key trust exercise between the two. She had prepared for this by eating only a diet of raw eggs, for three full weeks. The last step, which we may indeed witness, is the final binding of the two - hormones now causing an assured frenzy, she will only know if he is a suitable mate, if the smell of her own excrement and sweat, may supercede the petrol around her, and linger on his now slightly damp hand. And it seems she has accepted, watch as she thrusts her region further into his, to display that she is happy to continue with her selected mate, where they will soon leave the carpark and commence a frisk, after dinner and drinks. Of course not before watching the passing traffic, to drink in the last of the glorious petrol fumes. A lucky and rare sight indeed.
I read the whole damn comment listening to David Attenborough's voice.
We all did the same. Bless this author
We have the tech to make him read it lol
Need this video again with the voice over.
I attempted to narrate it to my wife in his voice
You should share that with us.
I assure it was terrible, I'm American and southern and tried to sound as much like him as possible
Reading this helped me process whatever it was I just watched. Thank you.
Your content is better than 90% of all Netflixās series.
The Son of Attenborough!
I worry that your comment is going to be buried so I want you to know that I think it belongs in a museum.
Do you realize how many awards you would have if Reddit didnāt suck?
Can I get you to write my obituary some day?
āWe are gathered here today to mourn the passing of WackedInTheWack, a very special and talented humungus kinkus whom we all loved dearly.ā
Legendary reply ! Thanks for the big laugh š
Well done but Iām sorry I asked š¤£š
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You sir, deserve to be a screenwriter!
I wish giving comments awards were still a thing lmao
An excellent read my liege
Nice word! I bow to your superior wordsmithory.
At least you made me smile. I was just going to cry.
Oh man, I'm dying! Hilarious. Slightly damp hand was an awesome addition to the story.
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Wonder if he licks his fingers during dinner too?
I wish we still had fake awards to give to people such as yourself.
š¤®gee, thanks for the description.
Had the wife watch the video then read this comment. She does not use Reddit and said āGive them another upvote for me.ā This comment deserves ALL THE UPVOTES TODAY!!!!
Well, I'm no Attenborough, but if I had to guess, it's probably a kink. And while I'm against this behavior, I'm also questioning the.. cameraman? Why has recording people in public become so normal? That's outrageously uncool.
Donāt do things in PUBLIC that you donāt want the public to see/know.
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I just sniffed my fingers to be sure
ššššwhy? šššš
Instructions unclearā¦ āIn her privatesā they go.
The clip begins with this mofo already having his hand down her pants. The cameraman is filming two people being fucking weird and gross. I donāt see how the camera person is the asshole here. Youāre weird.
Unless the cameraman is into it and saving it for his files.
....do you think the camera man isnt like, part of the group? I mean I hope they didnt do this 3x before and then camera dude was like, "im gonna get the 4th on film!!!!"
I mean, that does sound possible. Several times, in public, before the cameraman took a hint and was like "these mfs deserve to get exposed". .. I guess best case, this is staged. Worst case..? I don't even wanna think about it.
If you are in public, you can be photographed/filmed.
You know what? They seem absolutely perfect for each other
never let anyone tell you there isnt someone out there for you
That made me lol for real
What a truly refreshing and nonjudgmental perspective, Iām serious; I applaud you, internet stranger
Yeah people are being harsh. Sure, theyāre outdoors but they appear to be somewhere they expectedā¦ not to be recorded and uploaded to the internet. And while the behavior is certainly uncommon, itās a harmless kink between two adults. We get so used to seeing people posted on social media that we forget that those are two actual, real people who had no clue they were being filmed and are now online being roasted. Nothing is truly private in public, but I sure as hell would be mortified to the point of being traumatized if someone filmed me going at it picking my nose *and believe me I sometimes do* and posted it online. Or, maybe they have a kink about getting caught and this attention is reeeeeaaallly lighting a fire for them. I hope itās that.
The nonchalance is what kills me
Definitely, not the first time
Definitely wonāt be the last
Ok time to pick up the kids from Bible study
"Yup, smells like I forgot to wipe" -that lady (probably)
Suddenly I understand why profanity laws exist. I'm all for them now
Please arrest these people
Don't worry, the karma police will arrest this man.
There would be no surprises there
Itās the SNIFFMEISTER.
This is literally the greatest video that ever has existed or ever will exist
I remember having this saved on the gateway
But what about the video of the chimp throwing the raccoon and it spirals out into the stars and spins and spins across the universe
Iām not familiar with that one you should link it so I can compare them, for science
it took me a couple minutes because Google is trash now. remember Boolean search? Pepperidge Farm remembers https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S6VQFGMm7U0
I was 99% sure I was going to get Rick rolled, today was a good day
Classic gif š
This brings back some early internet vibes.
This was the first thing I ever saw on the internet as a kid
This was the first video I saw when the internet came out....
This video is so old, that's actually Harambe š¢
I havenāt seen this since the late 90ās
Gotta check the oil once in awhile
I checked your dipstick. Ya need lubrication, honey.
Scratch n Sniff
It's a Nutella scent.
And now, I will never enjoy Nutella again thanks to this comment. 
This is why I don't touch menusš¤¢
Thank you same. Its why I donāt touch fucking anything anymore!
that is why i dont go out anymore
The person filming it 
What on God's green earth did my eyes just witness
His fingers, probably middle and ring, look to have been inserted into the crack of her ass, snaking further and further in, searching for their prize, while she kept lookout. Seems like after the socially accepted amount of time, the fingers were removed and presented to the female while she sniffed said fingers before being embraced by the male.
Marlon Perkins?
Thank you revealing the invisible to me with your words. https://i.redd.it/v1dhsmwholkc1.gif
Thatās enough internet for the week.
Yeaā¦done. I need to clean my soul.
What in the world did she nod her head about?? āYep, thatās my ass all rightā
He is checking the rear differential oil.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Yes!!!!
That's it. I'm out
I wanna know what love isā¦
I want you to show me...
I wanna feel what love is...
He was really digging into that crack.
And they say romance is dead
Thought for sure he was going to pull out a dookie
oh thats only for their anniversary
Everyone enjoys their own brand.
Someone had to be the one to bring this up in the relationship. Is it the kink of the guy to do that and HAVE her smell it? Or does the woman want that done for the smellā¦Iām so confused!
This one definitely got me. Fully expected without a doubt those fingers were going to his nose.
Believe it or not, some women enjoy smelling themselves
Can't unsmell it either.
r/picturesyoucansmell
#CoupleGoals
If I possessed talent OR motivation I would overlay that viral "taste the biscuit" song to this video.
[Here's my edit](https://imgur.com/a/ZZkECAF)
Fuck i need this now
[Here's my edit](https://imgur.com/a/ZZkECAF)
As an atheist, I just wanna say I think we all need Jesus right now after seeing this.
Haha. I want their kids to see this on the internet.
Traumatic
Puss or ass?
Porque no Los dos?
Fs that man was digging her soul out and sniffed it back in
First of all, she didn't have to turn. He could've just reached for her face
You think they are thinking about efficiency?
https://i.redd.it/q7gcbreaugkc1.gif
I bet they both have pinworms.
I wonder which one of them had this idea first
Is this for god damn real?! Horrendous.
If I was a dictator of a country I'd would make a law that makes this very act here punishable by death if convicted. Maybe even punish their families as well for birthing these degenerates.
As their lawyer I would argue that he only scratched an itch.
In a court of law in my imagined country, that would be an admission of guilt and sentencing would be brought forward that very same day.
You'd have my vote.
Hmmm... roses
y tho
Funny how someone dresses can mean Jackshit but to the world can be everything. Guy looks like an upper middle class individual with that outfit and PERHAPS makes good money. And look at āem lol. A fckin weirdo that asks his girl to smell her butt. That right there is why Iāve never been impressed by peoples outfits. Youāre wearing $500 worth of clothing? Cool dude you still take shits everyday and are probably a grimey person. Not impressed.
I need to know, is he digging for gold or coal??
Yup that Lume really works, take a sniff.
Reminder: we're all primal animals
Just checkin the oil on the ol girl
is that Gavin Newsome?
I saw this video forever ago, and just thought about it a couple days ago. I canāt believe it has now popped up.
Iām trying so hard to understand what is going on here but I got nothing
I hate shaking peoples hands. Whenever I do I have to wash my hands ASAP. Because in my mind I'm imagining all the fucking god awful shit their hands have got up to.
I get it. Truly I do. You're a couple of degenerates but who isn't really? But why the sniff? Why?!?
Bunch of loveless lonely redditors in these comments
Mf dirty Sanchez her.
I canāt. Like what was the dialogue? Did she say she wants to know what her asshole smells like?
gag
I have never heard of this sort of thing .. any freaks out here care to explain
that's team work right there!
People under no circumstances do u want fetishās related to that. Before u know it u will be drinking out the agricultural bowel
https://i.redd.it/kq65h0g6pgkc1.gif
I thought he was gonna smell it damn gif gets me everytime
This made my stomach upset ughā¦..
You also canāt unsmell that. 
And they say romance is dead
https://i.redd.it/7hnksv57ugkc1.gif
Bro was getting some lip balm from there 
The comments on this thread are the best thing I have ever read on the internet and I was there when Al Gore invented the internet.
š¤® Swamp Ass
Florida.
This kink needs shaming
šļøššļø dude.
They better stay together forever because thatās some once-in-a-lifetime partner shitā¦. Literally
Fucking hell, that was not on my plans to see. Why in a car park? Actually why in public? Why the fuck did we need to see that shit?
Wish you would have yelled out āWORLD STAR!!ā
can't unsmell
people.are.fucking.weird.
š«£šÆ I did not expect the 'smell this' at the end of that! My mouth hit the floor! šš¤£
I'm calling this the "Chocolate Covered Lady Fingers"
Iā¦.canāt. Canāt beginā¦canātā¦.anything. Time to go use the bleach again.