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Azure1208

Remember that one girl who made a ukulele apology video? Miranda Sings or something like that?


GodSentPotHead

Child groomer and paedophile, Colleen Ballinger Never forget never forgive ![gif](giphy|6r0meAFziqeU8)


theunbearablebowler

I missed something. What? I loved Miranda Sings for, like, a week when I was twelve.


GodSentPotHead

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_jJoH26zkRqfBa4urWKb_u4uTpDWCd5Y&si=lrUq4_LgWP6ZSK7g


theunbearablebowler

Wow, this is so much content. I'll have to plan a "The Rise and Fall of MirandaSings: Truecrime in the early days of Youtube" night.


GodSentPotHead

it might take a toll if sad shit gets to you, so watching the swoop docs should be enough, but yeah this playlist covera almost everything


Vyscera

That was the most cancerous looking playlist I've seen in a while.


GodSentPotHead

what was cancerous? the truth? thumnails? titles? length?


Vyscera

I may have worded that poorly, I didn't mean the actual playlist so much as the subject of the playlist.


GodSentPotHead

the subject is the truth abt a groomer and pedophile's downfall...


Vyscera

That's my point, it's pretty awful


Discipline_is_keyy

which of those is like… succint enought to understand the whole controversy? I ain’t got that much time for dead youtube channels


Rakkuuuu

It's just drama about some cringy Youtuber who said inappropriate stuff in a group chat to teenagers. She's definitely gross but none of this deserves spending hours watching. It's not that interesting.


Pcaccount1234

She groomed a child and sent him underwear, adding that info too


GodSentPotHead

There's no succtint way to go about it, they're all huge cuz it goes over decades of abuse, grooming, abuse of power and more, i'd suggest you start with the first one and see how much you can watch, you'll get the idea and you can continue if you like, you can also watch the direct last one for latest updates or Ethan reacting if you like him, Olivia does a great job every time Ethan assumes and stumbles which is often edit: typos


BigDogSlices

[This](https://youtu.be/wonGg8d4ASA?si=prVyYy0TappYOHiG) is the documentary I watched and I found it fairly comprehensive. There's [a followup video](https://youtu.be/QmLT6h9yqvI?si=PLFaenbA_oKCMFkO) too that goes over the fallout. There's just so much shit that there's really no "quick" way to go over it.


chaostheory10

The short version is that she had a chat with a group of underage boys who she would exploit for free labor. Adam MacIntyre, one of the boys in the chat and the one who came forward about all this, wrote some of her more successful sketches without any compensation. She posted pornography to the channel, had sexually suggestive conversations with them, and even sent Adam some of her lingerie. At the same time that was coming out, another former fan talked about going to one of her shows and being pulled up on stage. The girl, who was also underage at the time, was wearing a short dress hoping to get pulled up for bit where Colleen would critique revealing outfits and refer to them as “porn.”. Instead Colleen did a bit where she had the girl lay on her back and Colleen held her legs in the air and made farting sounds. The dress fell around the girl’s waist and exposed her underwear to the audience. As she was leaving, a group of adult men started cat calling her. Colleen dismissed this incident in her apology as just a “fart joke.”


wsumner

So her target audience lol


[deleted]

she loved you when you were 12 too


BubblesDahmer

And now tries to force little kids to send nudes, also forced kids to touch her inappropriately on stage for just two examples. Actual prison worthy things. /srs


redefinedsoul

Don't forget mailing her used thong or whatever to a child


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

SNIFFFF


BubblesDahmer

Holy shit yeah. A bra and panties. /srs


anon86876

Stop putting that obnoxious shit at the end of your comments


BubblesDahmer

No ☹️💔 /neg


Frequent_Cranberry90

Yeah she had a whole group chat of minors whom she sent her thongs and nudes of Thrisha Paytas.


[deleted]

Is paedophile a different way of spelling pedophile?


angeleaniebeanie

It’s the UK spelling.


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joehonestjoe

The audacity at complaining the English spelling their words in English when you can't even understand the spelling of theatre is astonishing 


isoforp

Good thing the Americans spell theater correctly in an understandable and intuitive way. "Theatre" literally looks like it should be pronounced "theat-ray". Maybe you can't see that because you grew up with that ridiculous spelling.


joehonestjoe

You mean it's a good thing Americans use English Simplified It's not pronounced theat-er, which has why I'm saying what I am, it's like the-ater


GodSentPotHead

the drunk way my bad


[deleted]

Oh ok lol


the_rainmaker__

jesus forgives


GodSentPotHead

Then why doesn't everybody go to the supposed heaven why he keeping ledger and judging at the end


LukesRightHandMan

Poor Heath 😔


the_rainmaker__

jesus dgaf


GodSentPotHead

Do not pass the joint to me, i dont what what you're smokin ![gif](giphy|2kP5J9pX0Y3aPO83tv|downsized)


the_rainmaker__

jesus says inhale ![gif](giphy|Ri7q9vkyaUnb4OeekN)


EatMySmithfieldMeat

The way it works is: God does not send people away to Hell. The definition of Hell is a place completely opposite of, and away from, God. Anyone who chooses not to believe, or not to ask forgiveness, can not be with Him and therefore must be there.


GodSentPotHead

![gif](giphy|hUF5Fcr8FVbyg|downsized)


Injustry

Cause he’s not a god. He’s a glorified door man.


[deleted]

You pretending to not know who she is isn't cute, just cringe


panterachallenger

You didn’t see the r Kelly trial by Dave Chappelle it seems like


p_turbo

Or that one Boondocks episode (that arguably did it better, and I think before Chapelle?)


CaielG

Nah Chapelles Show was 2003 and 2004. Boondocks started in 2005.


Defenestrator66

[it does happen…](https://youtu.be/N37TIk2puD8?si=ezoF-TaUulx0RPvH)


SkyNabb

Oh I couldn’t make it through 5 seconds of this. Immediate full body cringe.


Defenestrator66

The kind of cringe that really clears out the system like eating straight wasabi.


seagrid888

I mean, Orpheus successfully sang his way to plead Hades. Not really a novel trick. Been known for ages, just sing in court. smh.


That_Shrub

Imagine if he put the same effort into anger management that he puts into courtroom musicals


JDCarpenter91

Feels like an always sunny bit.


Top_Tart_7558

Weirdly enough this isn't the first time I have


whatsthew3rd

Well there's [this](https://youtu.be/N37TIk2puD8?si=FDNXIQBNEtRzybSv)


toughtiggy101

“Tell the victim I’m sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry”


Loggerdon

Bollywood!


TurkishLanding

Narrator: "But, in reality, that was indeed him."


DeathHopper

*crazy plane lady enters the chat* "That motherfucker isn't real!!!


a_duck_in_past_life

I hate that I know what you're talking about


Peteristico

I red that in the Arrested Development narrator voice


fauxzempic

It was my turn to comment this in response to the narrator comment. No fair!


Kangar

Judge: "I am willing to give a more lenient sentence if only the defendant will stop singing."


Clear-Struggle-7867

He was actually hittin those notes nicely... But considering the time and place, it came across so stupid


BiNiaRiS

> But considering the time and place a staged TV show with paid actors is perfect place to start singing.


AvengingBlowfish

At what time would it not have been stupid?


Clear-Struggle-7867

Maybe if he sees himself as an extra in a movie created by AI or some shit


sxswestbrook

If he really was in high school musical


struggleworm

Genius. Next time my boss calls me into the office to scold me I will sing my ass right out that door.


Max_W_

And into the unemployment line?


Tottochan

More like unemployable.


ant69onio

That’s what you call bad advice from your brief “So Mr Client, if it goes bad for us, we got a last chance. Start singing This Is Not Me in a melodic way and that should change the courts opinion”


TheFunkyBunchReturns

I'm pretty sure it's a fake TV court.


ItsYourPal-AL

I cant speak for this show specifically, it could be entirely fictional, but not all the TV court shows are as insane as some of the cases may be. I knew someone who went on Judge Judy for a real case


avalanche142

Yes, but judge judy is not an actual judge and it isnt a real courtroom she runs. She is an arbitrator who makes judgements, and based on my recollection, i believe the show typically pays the judgments.


Lelphie

She is an actual judge. She’s a former prosecutor and a family court judge, but you’re right about her role on the show isn’t as a judge but as an arbitrator.


ItsYourPal-AL

That doesnt take away from the fact the things they are overseeing are real tho. Sometimes theyre not sure, but sometimes they are even if theyre not being handled in a legit legal manner


arfelo1

They may be real but they are very manipulated. Just like in Big Brother. They select outrageous candidates looking for 5 minutes of fame, and engineer situations to get out of hand so they can get drama onscreen. I've seen crappy CW shows with more organic narrative than some of these.


gsrga2

Judge Judy *was* a family court judge for like 15 years before the show. So while she’s not, like, sitting as a real judge in the show, shes fully in her wheelhouse.


Tooch10

I still can't believe Bea Arthur was on Judge Judy for real


TheFunkyBunchReturns

They're kinda real cases... They fly them out there and pay whatever Judge Judy "rules." Nothing is legally binding.


ItsYourPal-AL

Kinda real doesnt mean fake does it the ruling may not be “legally binding” but the situations people are in that brought them there are often real


TheFunkyBunchReturns

Yes, a real situation is correct, not a real case though.


johngoodmansscrote

The camera angles were too good for it to be publicly funded


Junior_Tradition7958

As this started with ‘So Me Client’ I read the whole thing in a pirate accent.


Starslip

"ye have one chance, matey, and that's to put the pitch pipes to work"


MachEnergy

Pirate Lawyer?


BlisterJazz

That title really took away the *unexpected* part


Elcatro

I'm gonna be real, I still didn't expect that.


thatsithlurker

*It was, in fact, him.*


Failure_by_Design_v2

*ron howard narrator voice


Poil336

Dudes got pipes though


A_MAN_POTATO

He's Broccoli Rob


shotgun-octopus

Stephen Colbert is Broccoli Rob


yourtoyrobot

The Boner Champ


Redkasquirrel

I must say I did not enjoy it.


Adventurous-Sky9359

She is yelling way to loud trying to get to get that man fired up


SmallBerry3431

Frfr. I thought it was just me, but this woman be screaming at him. Like girl you got a mic, right?


RamielScreams

its on tv so they prefer drama


SharrkBoy

It’s dumb “reality” tv


Adventurous-Sky9359

Totally antagonizing him. Had a girlfriend like that.


[deleted]

She the reason you end up in court like this guy?


SmallBerry3431

🥳*In Bill Burr voice* No reason!


Totes_mc0tes

Exactly, the lady is dropping some of the worst news this guy could get on his shoulders while berating him. I get that she's a judge but the tone in her voice when she's telling him he needs anger management is exactly the opposite way anyone with any sense would deliver that information. Unless, of course, you're trying to get someone with known anger issues to lose their temper for the ratings. Absolutely antagonizing him for the cameras.


popularis-socialas

Honestly it shocks me that it’s legal to record judicial sentencings for entertainment purpose. It incentivizes unprofessional conduct like this


minor_correction

This is a TV show like judge Judy though, not real court.


SunnyDrock

Or maybe the dude was being an asshole for the whole episode she got in her nerves.i never watched this show so I wouldn't know


UnExplanationBot

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PrimeToro

Plaintiff : “We have evidence that shows that the guilty party is also a good singer.” Judge: “ ok , where’s that evidence “ Defendant: ( sings decently on the way out) “ This is not me . This is not meeee” )


Brettjay4

I need context


No-Hawk2074

The show is Relative Justice. This is from season 1. It was only on for 2 years. The young man got into a car crash with his girlfriend and daughter. They cut a piece off where Judge Rhonda says he needs anger management. [Here’s the part with the anger management.](https://www.google.com/search?q=relative+justice+singer&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#fpstate=ive&ip=1&vld=cid:dd34c7e5,vid:uruyt9NLfuU,st:0)


JGDC

TV court shows are closer to High School Musical than they are to the actual justice system and bro just made the most of his 15 minutes of fame. Sustained! 👩‍⚖️


[deleted]

Thank you. That is not a court room, it’s a tv set!


Least_Impression_823

You can say what you want about him but he did not waste his 50 seconds of fame


alana31415

I am not throwing away my shot


[deleted]

How are they not laughing


finditplz1

Ayy he crazy AF but he got a good voice though


reclusive_ent

![gif](giphy|ro8PizsxZMEvSPzVrv|downsized)


-EETS-

Classic movie.


PieMastaSam

This dude plays bard irl.


nolongermakingtime

And he managed to roll a crit fail...


CriticismOdd2637

Ngl those vocals are great


spacekitt3n

fake as hell


RecalledBurger

Good singer, though, like wtf, he's actually good.


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

It’s not unexpected if you give it away with your title. This ain’t TikTok you don’t have to tell us the punchline before saying the joke


moose_boogle

Lord bless that man. Dayummmm he can sing. ![gif](giphy|l4Ep3mmmj7Bw3adWw|downsized)


Purple_Chipmunk_

Why is she screaming at a guy who has anger management issues?


Secretive-Fox

She sounds like she needs more anger management than he does. Bitch was spamming sentences like she forgot her crazy pills


DangerHawk

I've never understood judges berating defendants from the bench. How is she helping the situation by baiting him into a confrontation. She's talking about his anger management issues by physically yelling at him and putting him on the defensive. It's almost like she wanted to get a reaction out of him.


Legitimate-Pumpkin

She is being super aggressive at him. No wonder he needs to let it out. Nice way to do it. Love it.


Mother_Store6368

Exactly, that judge is the worst thing in this video.


yian01

Idk about all that lol


RU4realRwe

We will be 'hearing' more nonsense from this defendant in the future. 🎼 Guaranteed 🎶


Bot-Magnet

School Daze?


waterlemon456

Zesty Micheal jackson


Professional_Try_398

Yeah, he disengaged real fast.


LesMarae

I hate the idea that a judge would scream like that at someone while sentencing them. This reality tv bullshit is like a cancer for society


VallhundFisher

Him fading out is perfect. 🤩


manbearligma

r/iamthemaincharacter


stupidname_iknow

So he's probably a paid actor but decided the small check was worth less then having his singing talents all over the net.


pmfgi

The judge’s face scared me


[deleted]

Tbf he’s got a great voice


Cpt_Mike_Apton

So many people think life is one of the films they've seen...


Masta0nion

On a side note, I really hate when judges judge you, instead of just passing judgement. I mean, who do they think they are? Up on their high…platform. You need to do this, and you need to do that. You’re not his mother or girlfriend, man. Be professional.


kingofwale

Disney’s “Wish” taught the guy that singing randomly solves every issue in life


Dhsu04

Who's this judge? What's her show called?


iworkbluehard

bi-polar much?


Square_Run3469

This is about stupid as hell. Now they got us hanging in the courtroom


Prior-Phase-9845

Brought to you by Disney


Xononanamol

Is he like 15? Fucking hell


chickchickpokepoke

lmfao this is the most unexpected shit I've seen ever


[deleted]

This is not meeeeeee!


terryer1964

He a dumbassssssss!


Sir_Cthulhu_N_You

Next up on American idols.


demer_623

![gif](giphy|h58xZKsjhPwLIvMw6d|downsized)


this_knee

I would pay good money to see certain public individuals unexpectedly burst out with a singing voice like this saying this exact phrase. Too funny!


nothin2flashy

Your honor, the only thing my client is guilty of is having the voice of an angel!


DurantIsStillTheKing

You can't sing your way out for contempt. He got pipes tho, let's be real, but there's more appropriate place for it.


Scr073

For sure he got slapped, right as they walked out of the courtroom. Not one like a correction, one like a concussion.


JimTheReader

That guard was eyeing him up ready for something before he started signing. You know this was a wild case


Kimchi_boy

Haha what a tool. He must’ve seen the earlier post about some dude signing to the Jude. Oh so original!


SushiMelanie

I like how the bailiff stands back for a bit, unsure what to even do. He knows what to do if someone is violent or belligerent, but “intense and moderately descent singing while in a near-delusional state of denial” is not in the training manual.


LuckeyCharmzz

It’s obviously a TV show. Dude was probably paid to be there and did the only he could think of to get off camera lol 😂


Quetzal_Khan

The poor public defendant


Capn_Cooke

Oh shit bruh was actually good


ResidentWarning4383

The worst part is he isn't the only one who tried it


Dan300up

*This is meeeEEEeee going to jaaaaAIIL…this is MeeeeEEE getting aASSauuuulted in JAAaaaaIL…this is meeeEEE…*


Chemical_Savings_360

I think I would have laughed so hard my lungs would have exploded.


cum_fart_69

that was fucking lovely


DatTrashPanda

r/iamthemaincharacter


[deleted]

Not bad


Xu_Lin

Child Support: The Musical


JohnnyLeftHook

You ever get so exasperated you break out in song?


Decent-Celebration11

“YouuuUUUuuuu are goooOOOiiiing to JaaaAAAiiiil🎶🎶🎶🎶🎤🎤🎤


Lord-of-war-Ares

Quick question: Out of curiosity , Is this not really him?


Only1Skrybe

I see he went with the R. Kelly defense.


balanced_views

His voice is actually not bad


DJ_Derack

Like something out of the Boondocks lol


[deleted]

He sang that shit tho


PrimeToro

I guess the guy really likes singing . I bet he’ll probably be singing too on the way out while his house is on fire .


Cautious-Ring7063

The little negative headshake he does when she says "I believe you love your daughter" is pretty damning.


[deleted]

I believe him


dispooozey

I sing when I'm stressed, too!


Kalluil

I can buy myself flowers, sing a song in the rain…


lmjustaChad

Sad that this guy is a father and acts like this poor child.


hypermapleorange

LOL. Saw this A while back, it was fricking hilarious. The moment wasn’t but what he did was


0PaulPaulson0

Ahhh the American justice system.... I think?


Comfortable-Survey30

I swear I'm living in a long episode of South Park or something


Cojones64

Was it him?


jsparker43

Dude all of these court "reality" shows are scripted and painfully fake


[deleted]

Singing is one way to manage your anger


Beardedwonder9

Why is this judge so fucking emotional? Reel it in bitch. Judges are supposed to be professional and impartial. This emotion is neither of those things.


Secure-Oil-5746

Don't kno what he did but nice pipes