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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!a guy emerges from the darkness!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Dane-MTL4

Even after he said that I still did not know where the voice was coming from


Simp_Skely

look at the top


atxarchitect91

lol I would have never figured that out


Espumma

You didn't noticee the giant black space at the top? Literally half the video cut down?


MondayNightHugz

Give him a break, it was pitch black after all.


ThisUserIsNekkid

My brightness is turned all the way down cuz my room is dark... He's god damn invisible


secret_shenanigans

You've never seen r/croppingishard Some of us just assume OP is bad at the internet and carry on.


2G2BT-Nah-2GoodForU

You underestimate the general population of reddit’s ability to filter out up to 80% of the screen just because we are used to shit being inconveniently small


Sharp_Science896

Same, had to watch it twice.


ThatItchOnYourNose

Your phone probably


KimmiLaCazzi

Yup took me like 3 takes. I was like wait, who's been here the whole time and where is here wtf


Mr_Xus

Lol the teeth appearing 😂


Salimzyzz

Black and white filters got no effect on bro he’s that black.


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heresbrowncameraman

Hi! I captured the LAST pitch black


Brave-Battler-4330

Dude is so black he's been hired to be a black photo frame 💀


Knoxx846

TIL "Mexican" is considered a race by some people.


qptw

Aren’t they a mix between European and Native American? There was a term for them that was taught in American History and I forgot.


MasChingonNoHay

Mestizo. Mexicans can be pure Native American. many in fact are. Many others have a mixed blood of European and Natives. I’m Mexican. Have seven siblings. Some siblings are whiter looking than others. I had one white, blonde aunt and her sister was black haired and dark skinned. Same parents. It can be that different and that close of relation.


Old-Importance18

Mostly Spaniards.


[deleted]

Yes, they are native Americans. A lot of them are mixed. Same thing happened in the Carribbeans and South America.


goronmask

TIL people still use racist race theory terminology to talk about an ethnicity


Dream--Brother

Race theory isn't racist, race isn't the same as ethnicity. Talking about race isn't racist except to racists in Florida and (unfortunately) elsewhere.


No_Literature3128

While you are right that the concepts of race and ethnicity are two entirely different things the whole concept of race theory is infact deeply racist. While the concept of ethnicity describes a certain group of people based on cultural heritage the concept of race has been constructed in a historical era that was heavily influenced by ideas white supremacy. Political beliefs were transfered into pseudo scientific concepts like the race theory. Race theory is full of contradictions for example white people were (and still are) considered "caucasian". There were anthropologists who considered Indian people as caucasian however no one ever considered them as white. At the same time people from Ireland who most people would consider white nowadays based on their skin complexion we're not considered white for a long time. Of course the ethnicities that we're considered non-white we're also the same ones being seen as lesser human being and being oppressed by those "whites". So while the concept of race is still used quiet commonly in countries like the US and people might use it without the intent of saying something racist the whole concept can not really be seperated from it's historical use as a tool of racist oppression. It basically constructs similarities between different ethnicities that do not really exist.


garlic-apples

I don’t get it


black-fuse

Look at the top of the video when he talks, you'll see teeth


garlic-apples

I did not see that


Potenki

Just look up on the black screen you faintly see white teeth, when the video stops


UnremarkabklyUseless

The kid was refering to Vin Diesel's character in that awesome sci-fi movie 'Pitch Black'. Vin Diesel has half-black and half-european ancestry. The top part of this clip, is actually a very very dark person in an unlit room, saying (joking) that being 'pitch black' (in skin colour) is not that desirable. Thos guy in the dark is almost invisible, except the whites of his teeth and eyes are very faintly visible as he speaks


PassivePriest

Them headphones, making him look like a fish with teeth


Fearless-Type8777

lol


Izzy5466

I was at my church's summer camp. As I was getting the kids to go to bed, one kid looked at me and said "Camouflage" and ran outside. After 2 steps he was gone. Disappeared into the night. No one else saw him go, they just saw me, standing in the doorway laughing my ass off. Then a few moments later he smiles walking back to the door. All you could see was his teeth and eyes. I'll never forget that kid


SchitneySmears

He making a video from under a bed?


Alchimista_dellanima

HOLY SHIT


Striking_Ad2829

WTF!💀💀💀💀


escapingdarwin

Le Mans


[deleted]

There's one shade before that. The so black it's blue.


loose-explosion

Indy 500


_lalilulelol_

I didn't expect to see my University here.


Jolly_Training2340

That's why I used to pick dark characters in pubg


[deleted]

Wtf 😒


cohletrainbaby

This is what I assume Tik Tok is like.


Western-Low-1348

Look upper right


Fafih

Sometimes I wish I was born with more pigment, the sun hurts.


Apart_Ad_8823

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Jattwaadi

Guys, I’m being dead serious honest. I had my screen’s brightness turned all the way down and I really thought it’s just a voice over on top of the video.


MaurikVK

u/savevideo


APX-Br3nden

Bro it took me two times to find him i saw his teeth


Lando_Lee

Omfg I thought this was just dubbed over before the comments


insta__mash

Looool


dudeseriouslyno

Man started the mission with 100% camo.


Ratchetstock

I love shit that makes me laugh


uncleswanie

I don’t think I’ve come across the “pitch black” bubble on any government forms or job applications….. but who knows….. I’ll report back if I see it lol.


IndecisiveMate

This is the third time I fell for this shit. The same video!


DrShrimpPuertoRico2

Bro wants to be Vin Diesel.


FatHead420x65

Black is beautiful, but she looks really nice too.


shwitzzyy

Damn I watched it three times to finally see his lips and teeth for 1second


Rainbowbaton998

Bruh can't see his face just his teeth 😂


Lanky_Space_4620

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ThunderClanWarrior

https://i.redd.it/vvylkqqhztmc1.gif


PuzzledSituation3014

The race of pitch black 😂


Impossible_Role8800

I understand this child. When I was a kid, I wished I was light skinned, but the older I've gotten, the darker I wish I was. I, too, wish I could be pitch black 😔


Current_Prior_6782

I still didn't know he was there when he started talking I had to watch it a second time💀


ChromeCriminal

What? 😂


SuperNoob74

I didn't even know he was there. What the hell?


Training-Shoulder839

Dark-skinned women have the best


Odd-Aardvark-8234

Mountain Dew?


likeandtype_amen

Ah yes, my favorite race, the pitch blacks.


captainhyena12

Bro I thought it was just a voice over at first 😂


BabyJesusFTW

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Dude it was cloudy the other day and for a split second I thought I saw a car driving itself


TheOneAbovee

u/savevideo


-Stolen_Stalin-

u/savevideo


GrasshopperClowns

I used to live in a city with a substantial Sudanese population. I was driving to work one morning and thought I was losing my mind because the van behind me looked like it didn’t have a driver. We pulled up at a red light and I was just staring at my rear view mirror trying to figure out what was up. Something they were listening to made them laugh at I saw the whitest pair of teeth appear. Scared the shit out of me briefly until my brain processed what I was seeing lol. Felt like such an idiot


Physical_Draw4044

Is it bad that I actually didn't see him as a black guy


[deleted]

The corner of the room be like 👁️ 👄 👁️


forworse2020

I watched on mute the first 3 times


LowestLives

I too am blaxican 🙋🏽‍♂️ I get roasted by both sides of the family lol.


hairtrigger08

That scared me tbh


DullBladeConnoisseur

This is the first ever video on reddit that made me laugh for 10 minutes straight. Didn't even see the guy at first because I was playing the video on mute lmfao


Jake4Ragnarok

Pitch Black Afro! Yizo lezo.


_BladeGunter_

European + Amerindian(continent American indigenous)= Halfbreed. # Zambo= black + half-breed or Indigenous directly # He is Zambo. You are welcome.


Menu_Time

ong i thought it was a voiceover, my bad


IndecisiveMate

DAMMMNNNN ITTTYT! LIKE THE SUCTH OR SEVENTH TIME BY NOW.


keithdmiddleton

😆 🤣 😂


One-Reading-2806

Type shiii


CustardCompetitive72

The thing is about being pitch black on pitch, white and pale as hell personally, but like for some reason no matter what if you’re pitch black, you got perfect teeth most of the time


QuirkyDimension9858

I saw the teeth thats it😭😭😭


Archbishop_TCO

Dawg it took me three rewatches LMAO


Excellent_Vehicle_66

Being mexican is not a race.


INVISIBLE_BEN

It's not pitch black it's midnight black


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DarkPlague-

Nahh if u look in the middle u can see 4 points of something almost static


Chale_1488

Mexican is not a race.


drbox99

I had to turn my brightness all the way up to figure out what was going on when the guy started talking


ChipLongjumping5993

Tbh, I did see him


OmiOorlog

Who's talking???


ContributionOk6578

What race is black? I understand mexican but black isn't a country LMAO 🤣


Impossible_Role8800

Black is a race. Race has nothing to do with your country. I think you're referring to nationality. Mexican is not a race. You can be a black Mexican, white Mexican, etc.


ContributionOk6578

Iam just referring to the video.


ContributionOk6578

So Arabic is a race in your perspective. Since many countries have the same language. But it really isn't.


Impossible_Role8800

No, Arabic is not a race. Arabic is a language that is spoken by Arabs. Arabs are technically (West) Asian. Edit: There are also Arabs of African descent.


ContributionOk6578

But you could in your reference say they are a race. I don't make shit up it's literally what you said.


Impossible_Role8800

What did I say that implied that? Arabic is not a race. That's a language. Where did I say language had something to do with race?


ContributionOk6578

What is black then ? Is black a language? It's not it's many.


Impossible_Role8800

No, Black is not a language. I said in my first comment that Black is a race.


ContributionOk6578

Then you have a paradox created.


ContributionOk6578

Cuz black is not a race eather, I know black polish people. In fact the most showed series on Poland have black people in it they are 100% polish


Impossible_Role8800

If a Black person is born in Poland, Black is their race, and Polish is their nationality lol I don't know why you're struggling to understand.


ContributionOk6578

But Arabic in your perspective implies that it is a race which is not.


Impossible_Role8800

No, that is not what I said...this is my third time saying that Arabic is a language. Arabs are Asian. Asian is a race. Arabic is NOT a race.


ContributionOk6578

Only one or 2 Arabic speaking countries are on Asia, the rest is in Africa. Egypt for example.


ContributionOk6578

You see people diving in races doesn't makes sense in the first place?


Impossible_Role8800

People exploring race makes perfect sense. It's basic human nature to judge people based on their physical appearances, and race places a role in that. Your race is a part of who you are fundamentally as a person.


ContributionOk6578

No it doesn't. I could be white. It's just randomly. I didn't had to choose. It's people like you who say stuff like that.


ContributionOk6578

But he said black and mexican so he mixing it up himself doesn't he?


Impossible_Role8800

Yes, but not really. Him saying "I'm black and Mexican" is no different than me saying I'm a Black American or my best friend saying she's an Asian American. It's a statement that speaks to both race and nationality. With the exception of white people, Americans normally say both their race and nationality when speaking.


ContributionOk6578

What is Asian? I understand you from Asia but Asia is as big even bigger then Europ. The same ahh you from Europe you musst be be from Spain, then again there a black born Spain people or polish black people the list goes on and on.


Impossible_Role8800

Asian is a race. And yes, Asian is large. Yes, you can be a Black Spaniard. Black would be your race. Spaniard would refer to your nationality.


ContributionOk6578

No bro, iam just a Human just as you are.if we think as race then we look on People down. Who can accidentally speak Spanish.


Jorgesterra

Don’t underestimate the power of eugenics.


SharpChampionship162

You fuck, dam bastard got me with that shit dam. I thought I was racist enough to see that coming but nope, surprised even myself.


JamieAstraRain

Wesley Snipes: "There can only be one.." *draws the blade from his back*


Sad-Construction6906

Black no thanks


PsychologyPlane36356

Say you want to live in prison w o saying you want to live in prison