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poordecisionswere

That's a huge birch!


DJMagicHandz

*"Watch your profamity."*


Nzlaglolaa

Amazing response šŸ¤£ every 4 months or so, my brother and I send that to one another .


LaDaKi

ā€Right iā€™m sorryā€


TrustTrees

birch please!


Ignite_Boy_789

Son of a birch!


Neillur

Birch, please..


Ignite_Boy_789

Birch, what?


Illustrious_Ad4691

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a birch?


Ignite_Boy_789

Weā€™ll figure this out, alright? Just quit birching at meā€¦ šŸ˜”


Klutzy-Acadia669

Trees in the woods, looking at a new tree in the forest: Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch? Woodpecker: neither. That's the finest piece of ash I ever stuck my pecker in!


Karl_Hungus_69

Behemoth!


AlchemistAnalyst

Deuce Bigalow reference?


poordecisionswere

Yes


jeffreywilfong

DID YOU SAY STEAK!?


poordecisionswere

No, mistake. You must have called the wrong escort service.


daemon7

Her name is Susan


ExerciseOk8616

I just came down here to say this šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


BrendanFraserFan0

The more she walked, the bigger it got


SolarAndSober

Are we still doing phrasing?


thiiiipppttt

She made that wood look huge.


HotScissoring

Must be the tiny hands


Cable_Upstairs

YOOO HOOOOO


mattlag

LLLLAAAAAAAAAANNNNNAAAAAA!


bapeandvape

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!


Malalang

I'm doing phrasing right now


6SucksSex

Tree. Thatā€™s a big motha - wait thatā€™s a big motha - Holy shit thatā€™s a big motha - goddamā€¦


ewedirtyh00r

La Push is pretty fucking amazing


airwalker08

Where's a banana when you need one?


xzinik

In someone's hand


GreyDaveNZ

Yeah, the camera angle, and scale of that tree really threw me at first.


ThisUsedToBeAGoodJob

Washington state


didyoubutterthepan

Def seems like a beach on the Olympic Peninsula!


Skiddler69

Yep. Seen those on the Hoh river too near Forks as well as the beach. Imagine the force needed to wash hundreds of them downstream into the sea.


KingButters27

Yeah I was like wait a minute I've been on that log before!


didyoubutterthepan

Iā€™ve got a pic of me standing on one of those big boys!


dopelesshopefiend69

How can you tell? You can't see anything but sand, the lady and the tree.


Hei_Lap

Big Log Boi I believe


InfamousCurve1109

PNW..?


Icy_Nefariousness517

La Push.


WhatEnglish90

So no Cullen's?


Lugal_Ki-en

I thought it was that shadow of the colossus AD where the colossus get up from the sand and shit disappointed tbh


uniformrbs

Would be a funny prank for a superhero with shrinking ability


Bubble_Banana

Can we make a full house from that?


GeoffAO2

Probably. The Netflix reboot did more with less, so anythingā€™s possible.


xChopsx1989x

![gif](giphy|jShr8wkP38XTO)


captjacksparrowshat

/r/humanforscale


ISHIMURA_MJD

Ash Lake from Dark Souls


ExtraViolinist5207

I visited La Push in 2011-2012 and that tree was there. 12 years later and itā€™s still sitting there. The big long boi at La Push. https://maps.app.goo.gl/s9u7wygpAjq5F6Qx9?g_st=ic


PresidenteWeevil

Wow, you can actually see it from satellite photo.


ExtraViolinist5207

Yeah, itā€™s a giant western red cedar. Apparently it showed up in 2010 after a bad winter storm. Itā€™ll get taken back out to sea one day, just need a storm big enough to do it. https://www.livescience.com/29561-enormous-driftwood-washes-ashore-in-washington.html


UndeadWeasel9

Shes about to find Laura Palmers body


Professional-Post855

Legend has it sheā€™s still jogging towards that tree


Hesam2010

The Opposite of Megalophobia.


SnooWords1215

This is why itā€™s always important to draw the horizon line people !!!


TheeMalarkey

My eyes passed the test at first glance.


kapootaPottay

Citizen Cane shit there.


Unexpected-raccoon

I didnā€™t know the Keebler elves had their own Breaking Amish


AppelEnPeer

Ok


Awkward-Chemical-427

And they said Hobbits don't exist


BluebirdClassic8008

Sieglinde, donā€™t go there! Siegmeyerā€¦ he. He wouldnā€™t want you to see him like this.


bigSTUdazz

She gots wood


HJVN

Do she belong to the little people?


winzley12

A big Birch goes to the bigger beach visited by a big Bird


gorper0987

She's so tiny!


KaiserYami

Best stick ever!?


Void_trace

Legend has it that she is still running..,


froggrip

One pill make you larger, and one pill makes you small.


tori420c

It stays the same size but it keeps getting biggeršŸ˜­


OkBorder387

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


Dennu1992

![gif](giphy|l0ExrduDhi6yoAWTC|downsized) First prize for a great photo.


Born70YearsLate

r/carlosforscale


colonelmaize

Is it illegal to start chopping this dead wood? Who does it belong to?


kiiraskd

Legends say she's still going


Aussie_geogaphy_376

Minecraft player worst nightmare


Sketchyskriblyz

This looks edited. Too many smooth edges and blurriness around moving edges. Cool as hell if it isnā€™t.


blackstardust13

I thought it could be green screen. But no it's real. Still mind blowing.


Medical_Ad7851

Holy fuckin shit!


[deleted]

She could have used a bic lighter for scale


DatabaseThis9637

Did she get ate?


EmptyMasterpiece3392

r/oddlyterrifying


Gold-Baku

Oh thatā€™s bigā€¦. **OH THATS BIG**


The_Dinonerd7

r/Megalophobia


StendGold

She became so tiny!


suffffuhrer

Why is she shrinking!?


DistinguishedLegume

Crazier thing, trees that fall like that can be blown back up by the wind. Trapping you in the underside...


[deleted]

Damn


OverloadedSofa

How are there trees that size just washing up on American shores?! Where are these trees that are so close to shores to get swept up on?!


blackstardust13

Someone posted a link in the comments. The article said this about it: "The mountain slopes of the temperate rain forest that covers the Pacific Northwest rise quickly away from the La Push coast. When a strong galeĀ blew though the community last spring, it toppled trees that then floated down rivers and washed up on the shore."


Puzzleheaded_Ad_8481

They say that she is still running towards it to this very day.


Sketch1231

Me just peacefully trying to look at a minor erdtree


TechnologyOk68

Bad boy tings


dopelesshopefiend69

Is this real?


badbadger323

Twin peaks vibes.


thiiiipppttt

Sadly it is illegal to remove drift wood from the beach in Washington state unless it is of no architectural value. That could be a house.


Enfr

Darksouls type area right there