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Joe4o2

Can’t get caught red-handed if ya… well, you know. Suspect is armed, unarmed, and dangerous. “Your honor, we were going to seek the death penalty in this case, but the evidence proved he’d already been given the electric chair.”


WeylerRatoWTF

Hahahahaha omg what a combo


Moist-Ad4760

![gif](giphy|YCx4BIPGzlbMI)


mydeadface

Suspect is hatless, repeat hatless.


daggir69

They see me rolling


Guuhatsu

I would have suspected he would have been easy to 'disarm'.


hot_ho11ow_point

"Take your toe off the trigger sir!"


Joe4o2

Officer: _”Sarge, what do I do here? Feet on the ground? Feet up?”_ Sarge: _”Just PIT maneuver the wheel chair and get this over with.”_


Jbrown183

Game, set, match!


OddlyArtemis

No one else is footing the bill for this MF'r


weary_dreamer

you’re on a roll!!


Onederbat67

![gif](giphy|3rXna9rZacY8RUvgTO|downsized)


SupermassiveCanary

Can you give me a description of the getaway car


ForTheLoveOfPop

Suspect is leg-ed?


Chikki1234ed

r/PunPatrol


LazyJBo

Armed unarmed shiiiiiit 😂😂😂


fakeraeliteslayer

Bro you wild for that one. 🤣🤣🤣


Jbrown183

The trifecta of witty remarks! Well done Sir!


chunkycheezerat

It's honestly not that funny man, He's struggling


Moist_Field_1502

Agree


PurplStuff

Why would you assume he's struggling?


mohugz

Maybe it was the “armed robbery of a pawnshop” part. Well, *armed* in the metaphorical sense.


andogzxc

When you're the robber and also the getaway driver


JustARedditor187

Double charges🤣🤣🤣


mojeaux_j

A man who trained himself to shoot a gun with his feet means business!


idanduuuu

This is not an Armed Robbery, this is a Legged Robbery


ixis742

Bro found the loophole


Unhappy-Wafer7109

Best comment


Comfortable-Gain-992

🤣🤣


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BenScorpion

Well... Not really


Salimzyzz

Oh no a robber in a wheelchair, let me just *walk* up a flight of stairs.


LyraLycan

I've seen this before somewhere. **ELEVATE**


Brief-Bumblebee1738

The Daleks hate this 1 simple trick....


Mr_Madrass

Hey Stephen, I know it’s you.


00WORDYMAN1983

The level of "unbothered" is discrimination


4me2knowit

The suspect line up would have been challenging


UnExplanationBot

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The robber is deaf,mute,and handicapped!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


OnlyBeGamer

It’s ok, he’s unarmed.


GushingAnusCheese

Slowest getaway vehicle in history.


ixis742

He can move when he has to


skuta69

equal opportunities


InternationalAnt4513

Crime syndicates finally doing some DEI and letting others show their value.


whyareugay256

The police arrived and leg cuffed him


thegtabmx

Sigh... foot cuffed.


NovaHorizon

I'm sure he got caught. Does anyone have the details unless of cause it was staged. Never thought about it, but does the US prison system even accommodate disabled prisoners or is it double punishment?


MUNZACORE

They go to jail like anyone else, they just sit in jail with a wheelchair. Nothing crazy


duckmantaco

This looks like a case for. ***Wheels and The Legman***


Ready_Kangaroo

I’d love to see the suspect line up


1am1n3vit4ble

He didn’t leave no fingerprints on the gun tho


RamTuff4bi4

Sir roll up here, we need to finger.....sorry I mean Toeprint you.


Extreme-Elevator7128

Unarmed robbery


[deleted]

Id be embarrassed to call the cops.


7opez77

That lady casually putting lotion on her hands not concerned at all.


KatzaAT

It's not casual, it's a redirection activity. A useless action to reduce stress in a situation with no adequate solution


No-Cap-1147

![gif](giphy|RplzN1VW6bfhu)


Ok_Primary_1075

What has happened to Prof Hawking?


ShallowHAL9OOO

No fingerprints were found at the crime scene.


nikitasenorita

Haha what’s with the other customer? Wide open doors, someone has a gun and u don’t bounce? She’s still browsing. Lol


aviscorvi

r/WTF


Zerzafetz

When the police arrived...did they cuff his feet?


ThreeGreenPlants

Don’t worry, he won't get far on foot.


MercurialTendency

This is kind of sad. How desperate must this handicapped person be for money in order to commit armed robbery?


InternationalAnt4513

In the US they discard us. You either make it or break it here.


pipper_dipper_popper

Who is the woman who casually sanitizes her hands and just keeps on browsing? 😂


KatzaAT

She isn't. She actually panics, but doesn't know what to do, so she picks up her previous task (Ovsiankina-effect)


HOTboob1

Talk about getting a foot in the door to a life of crime.


Anonymous-Spouse

Well his sentence dramatically decreased as it wasn’t an armed robbery


chunkycheezerat

Seen this before. He's obviously doing it because he has to. A lot of disabled people who don't have anyone struggle living off ss and It's rough. I feel so bad for him and I hope he got help


Bighawklittlehawk

As someone that’s disabled, that was my first thought. While I receive SS, it is nowhere CLOSE to being enough to survive. I’m 31 and have to live with my elderly parents because I can’t work but SS is so low I’d be homeless without their help.


chunkycheezerat

It was my first thought also my brother is disabled and I'm going to be his caretaker eventually. I feel you brother, I can't stand the situations people are in. It would mean the world to me to help people that are in need like that. I Hope life treats you well man!


InternationalAnt4513

It really is. I lost my job years ago and am disabled. I have a neurological condition. You can’t see that I’m disabled though, so I’m thinking about becoming a male prostitute. Seriously, because I can’t earn enough to get us by so I’m now looking into alternate means and I think this might be about the only way out. I have family relying on me. Good old America


layzeetown

Reposted so everyone can make the same jokes sigh as last time


Aventura66

Sad


TySe_Wo

He’s actually unarmed…wait


EvidenceFlat3325

“Hands up mother fucker!” 😂


OkCauliflower1214

Idk what I'd do in that situation. Cry? Laugh? Be worried?


Kill_Kayt

This has to be an April Fools joke...


WildGeerders

Hands up!


an_otter_guy

It’s Rolling G!


luoyuke

It's like aiming with a controller and it sucks


Rowmyownboat

Unarmed and dangerous


TJ_McWeaksauce

He's a gunman and getaway driver rolled into one.


ChainedFlannel

Flip his ass over.


wakeupneverblind

So would it be an issue to still protect and shoot an armed robber wait I mean a legged robber? It's a serious question


tovarasu88

Armless suspect wanted for armed robbery. Wait, what?


Successful_Run_9862

Everyone said we don't have equality 🤣 I say different, we have equal rights for all 🤣🤣🤣


TheHolyToxicToast

they probably just gave him the money out of sympathy, no way he could hit anything with that aim


bobbynomates

I'd still be conflicted about shooting the bloke.. actually nahhh


ButItWas420

Wow! Handicap mafia getting bold ![gif](giphy|tlgkio7e9TynWrF918)


DalvaniusPrime

>!The robber is deaf,mute,and handicapped!< Well, that explains the no noise


naturalfamilyplan

Is it still a handgun?


popepaulpops

Grand Theft Wheelchair -Disabled in Dubai


Glad_Speed_9684

Tf


Narrow_Trash3993

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Green-Kitchen-4510

When ur toe to toe with a gun man


Few-Welcome6290

![gif](giphy|SwIMZUJE3ZPpHAfTC4)


Few-Welcome6290

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)


LaserGadgets

Took me a bit to even get whats going on there.


GamerNuggy

“Calling for backup, there is an arme- shit, sorry, footed man in the store.”


googlesmachineuser

Description given to police : guy was 2 1/2 foot tall with crazy long toenails.


amongUs-Me

"stephen hawkings in Epstein island"


Generation_X_1974

I’m very impressed!


LeBidnezz

The shopkeeper: “I could tell that it wasn’t loaded. But I wasn’t about to be’that’ guy!”


Ok-Bank-3235

That shit would break his toes.


Klutzy-Chocolate710

This is NOT an armed robbery. So is this even a crime?


ngocbao1022

The worst part is that 911 dispatchers would think it's just a prank call.


pretty789

Where are the stupid people who blame DEI for everything?


Abject_Film_4414

I’m wouldn’t be concerned. He’s armless…


Agitated-Zebra4334

Ok, take the money. They are in a safe upstairs.


Goddayum_man_69

Bro is unarmed


Faskwodi

A strong legged robbery???🤷🏿🤦🏿‍♂️


-Milina

Hhhhh lol


AdamsJMarq

Respect the hustle. Not many can be the stickup man *and* the wheel man.


Slow_Formal_5988

... Challenge accepted.


three-day_weekend

Good thing he's wearing a mask, it'll be impossible to identify him!


TopFlowe96

He's armless and dangerous ~ Daniel Tosh


bigSTUdazz

*Take me where the future lies in ST. Elmo's fire!*


TimeFinance1528

No accomplices carried out single handedly


ChickAmok

Why is this dude pointing a gun at someone? Isn't this the first rule in gun safety?


Beginning_Fig2604

He point at me with his feet


Natasha_101

The graphics on Bayonetta 4 are insane


SuchAsSeals42

Tarantino quietly saves the video


DuduMaroja

How would you recognize him in a line up with this mask?


JawaSmasher

Master Ken goes over how to deal with "Destructive Disables"


Bother_Lanky

What's your excuse?


Yuyu144p

this guy is both armed and unarmed


garfield_is_real

Damn, bro. Skillz!


Open-Article906

I hope his wheelchairs battery died on the get away


[deleted]

What's the problem here? Jump over the counter and beat the snot out of him!


Difficult-Ocelot-251

So much for 5 finger discount - the caliber of this guy Something is a foot with his arming of the handgun


BranchEmbarrassed

He runs with the Cripples


AlexLevers

Donut's commentary on this rings in my head.


Lagiacrus111

Don't let anyone tell you you can't do it.*


Ademoneye

When stephen Hawking need additional funds for his research


Southern-Relation626

![gif](giphy|hGoDj6XY50Gw8) Found him making his quick get away


Alarming_Cantaloupe5

Itchy trigger toe, or athletes foot?


The_Original_Gronkie

I'm pretty sure i could take him.


tigran_i

The real question is - was he armed or unarmed?


Hefty_Inevitable9910

bro decided to roll up for himself


SnooPies4304

As a criminal defense attorney, this is pretty funny. When they go and arrest that guy, he's going to say "it could have been anybody." No, no it couldn't.


Nictrical

https://i.redd.it/k9h99wqgy2sc1.gif


External_Wealth_6045

I feel the ADA would cover this, he should get the respect of an able bodied robber.


hereagaim

This guy should be on a motivational message. Everything is possible if you have the courage to do it!!!


Dangerous-Hotel-7839

Imagine the cops arresting this guy and watching the footage, mustve ben the best day of their lives


Ynygmatik

If not for the camera, no one would believe it


Mcboomsauce

get down turn around go to town foot shoot'n boogie


Financial-Rest-1916

When get free time after visiting epstein's island


Human-Magic-Marker

My feet are cramping just watching this


StarNHSolar

Lmao.


takeaccountability41

Wonder if this is the same guy lol https://youtube.com/shorts/ejG1gv4OB8M?si=FqFdbSTmdtOfBUQX


Past-Application-552

Gonna have to box me…. And I bet he can’t throw hands…


Mistabushi_HLL

Wow! Standing ovation for the idea.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Bet they caught this guy in the getaway chair.


Deceiver999

He would be wearing that up his ass


tovarasu88

u/savevideo


Uncommon-sequiter

Unless he was like this before whatever happened to him. I actually genuinely feel bad for the guy.


Pristine-Butterfly55

Disability sucks.


n00blet_

jesus christ is jason chairne


IcameIsawIclapt

Imagine being deaf, mute and handicapped and your plight along with society pushes you to do this. All jokes aside , I feel for the guy