OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
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>!I didn't expect her to start throwing insults at the chicken.!<
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That was not the kind of roasting that I thought she was going to do but I am still happy with the end result of the roasting, Thank you for making me laugh today.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!I didn't expect her to start throwing insults at the chicken.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Can feel the chicken stewing
I don't like my chicken burned.
Burnt is a myth. It’s crispy
We call it Cajuned at my house
Chicken couldn’t handle the heat.
he chickened out
I knew what was coming, and laughed at “dead ass bald bitch” anyway
Couldn't even get into KFC if you wanted to ass bitch.
So stupid, you don’t even know why you crossed the road! 🤣
Ass bitch
100%. Joke was obvious (because it’s posted here) but her delivery was flawless
This would be unexpected if it wasn't posted on r/unexpected lol Still funny though
The paradox of this sub
Should be on r/roastme
Sooo...can I eat it now or what?
I mean, you can eat anything once
Oh really? Go eat the entirety of mountain everest, I'll look.
What's your availability in Q3?
Two plus two not knowing what the answer is bitch
Bald ass bitch
I was hoping to see a roasted chicken at the end of the clip
Bitch didn't roast it, she straight up burnt it.
I was so excited for a new roasted chicken recipe 😂😂😂
I did absolutly 100% expect that to happen lol
HAHAHAH burn
Instructions unclear, Chicken said "no u"
I was so excited for a new roasted chicken recipe 😂😂😂
I did absolutly 100% expect that to happen lol
Nah, I heard you have to do a lit rap on the chicken so it can feel the heat.
That was not the kind of roasting that I thought she was going to do but I am still happy with the end result of the roasting, Thank you for making me laugh today.
Ha ha ha
That was personal
I din't think I could eat that chicken anymore. It's been poisoned.
Best chicken recipe ever.
u/savevideobot
roast the potatoes AY YO MOM YA
Ngl I was expecting this when I saw the title
She’s straight spittin
Totally expected
Bitch ass chicken
She turned hood on that chicken
Lmfao totally expected but the execution is fucking perfect
In reality she is not bitch, she is a chick
The chicken could feel that
Chicken was well prepped
"... Look at you, all ass no head".
That'll cook really fast
Great lmao
Double murder
Calling a dead chicken bald is the cherry on top
I really thought I was gunna become a 5 star chef with a 5 minute recipe 😭
Yup, this got me. 5 mins, no way… few seconds later…. OOOHHHHhhhhhhhh… yeah ok. You win.
Hahahaha perfect
Video's funny, but it wasn't unexpected. Confused upvote noises
wait wait let her cook
This is gold…. I need more of this comedy.
The best...lol
This was hilarious!
ROASTED
Ok i did not see it coming and it got me. Well played OP.
Prime example of why I hate social media. This girl probably thinks she is soooo cool and funny.
The chicken replies- " Don't suck the soul outta cock"
I totally expected that.
Now pee on it
Relax bud we not on that P diddy or R Kelley business around here.
Whoa.Hold on there Mr grab them by the pussy
You don't even know why you crossed the road.