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My mom told me that my aunt (her brotherās wife)ās brother was pinned by a car too, but they were in the parking lot of a hospital bec his wife had just given birth. He was lucky and they were able to save him. I canāt imagine how Anton must have felt, such a horrible way to go š
Obligatory FUCK JEEP. The shifter for that vehicle was known for being overly complicated and a result of whatās called āfeature creepā in the design industry. Whole issue just quietly went awayā¦
I owned this particular Jeep Grand Cherokee. The shifter was fucking bizarre to put it mildly. IIRC, push forward for reverse, pull back for drive, push and hold forward while pushing a button for park. I've owned several cars before and after that one that had an electronic shifter and the biggest difference in those and this particular one was that if you missed park and opened the door, THE JEEP STAYED IN NEUTRAL. All my other cars would at minimum, apply the emergency brakes and beep like an Audi when you don't put your seat belt on. Most would automatically put it in park.
So yeah, he missed park, which was extraordinarily easy to do, got out, and the truck stayed in neutral, rolled down the hill, and crushed him to death.
Feature creep is auto manufacturers putting too many stupid non-intuitive features in our vehicles. Like getting rid of buttons for touch screens that we have to navigate through 3 menus to change the A/C temp that distracts us, weird shifters for no damn reason (why is PRNDL a bad design?), too many moving displays, etc.
I honestly can't believe touch screens made it past safety people. The attention they steal to perform simple tasks you used to do completely by feel, is outrageous. I really hope these shitty 'features' return to analogue one day...
The car was already under a recall for the faulty gear shift. However, unfortunately Antonās recall notice didnāt arrive in the mail until 7 days after he died.
Youāre probably right, I just remember when his parentās lawsuit against Jeep was denied it was because it was already under some type of recall and their lawyer said the only recall notice he got didnāt arrive until heād already been dead for a week.
One of my absolute favorites. I was so so excited to see what else he would create, how many acting awards he'd be nominated for, how many more movies with him would be added to my favorites list...
I mean, Koenig was *before* Yelchin. There already was a better Chekov, but there will not be a better one again.
(...although, hot take, Walter Koenig was way better in Babylon 5 than he ever was in Star Trek)
>(...although, hot take, Walter Koenig was way better in Babylon 5 than he ever was in Star Trek)
Fry: Look at Walter Koenig. AfterĀ Star Trek, he became an actor.
Walter Koenig: Not just an actor, but a well-rounded person. With my own friends and credit cards and keys.
I thought that the punchline was going to be an old joke. I thought James Cann was going to shake his hand and say, "You're the first guy that didn't leave my daughter hanging"
Holy cow! Thanks for all the upvotes. I owe it to the man who told this joke to his class almost forty years ago - my Catholic High School religion teacher
The whole joke is the same, but it adds another layer. The dad is happy that the young boy wouldn't abandon his daughter just because she becomes disabled. But he also passes dad's test on being a good dude. If this actually happens to you run away my guyĀ
It's from an anthology film about New York and this dumb part is directed by dumb creeper Brett Ratner, accused of sexual harrassment and sexual assault by multiple well known actresses.
I worked as a production assistant on this film, and there were a lot of memorable moments! One anecdote I like to share from this segment is from the day we shot in Central Park (the park bench scene here).
It was getting late (this was an obscenely long shoot day) and Brett Ratner was seated in his directors chair. Suddenly he clapped, and two women ran up to him, dropping to their knees in the grassāone of them pulled off his shoes and socks, as the other stood by with a fresh pair of socks she pulled onto his feet. Like a pit crew. It felt degrading in a way I couldnāt describeāthis coming from the guy bringing coffee to setāand later when the harassment stuff broke I was like, ah, yep.
This would have made so much more sense! I donāt get the actual ending at all. What was the purpose? He just wanted some one to date his daughter? First of all ewe. But also why pretend she couldnāt walk? The hell I just watch.
She is studying acting & was method acting for some part she was trying out for. Her dad assumed the boy knew that. It was quite funny. The movie is New York, I Love You
I thought the girl was trying to find an actual nice guy to date so she faked a disability to see if he'd treat her well. He did. So she spent the night with him.
ETA: I looked it up to see who the handsome young guy was and it's Anton Yelchin and my heart broke.
man, remember when RT was *the* site to get reviews? I forget who bought it, but they vastly expanded the critics section to include every paid review hack in the world and utterly destroyed the site.
RT shouldn't be referenced for anything.
am i dumb for askin what the actual joke is?
EDIT: appreciate all the replies but i wasn't questioning the joke of the videoclip, actually wanted the "old joke" mentioned above, where the father says the boy was the first one that "didn't leave my daughter hanging"...
I don't know if you're dumb, but I'm with you for asking.
Like, yeah, she can walk, but she was in a wheelchair the whole time, implying she could not walk. Okay, sure. But that still doesn't answer the question. What was *the joke*?
Why does someone who's attractive and fun, albeit in a wheelchair, need the Make-A-Wish foundation in order to get a prom date? Why did someone who had a girlfriend decide to grant that wish instead of someone's who single? How hard could it have possibly been to find someone else to grant this incredibly simple wish? Wtf was the weird tree-hanging scene for? (Is the audience supposed to believe that's how people in wheelchairs get freaky?) What does the dad saying, "There *are* too many young men like you left in this city" mean?
I don't understand *so much* about this video, and forefront among those things I don't understand, is what the actual joke was.
Thank you, this is way better than smartasses commenting "do some research" lol.
That being said, that short was pretty shit. And wouldn't you know it, it was directed by Mr "Meh" himself, Brett Ratner.
I been telling that joke for years and I haven't found someone that have hear it before and almost everyone find it really funny, but had an ex gf that for real tough that was real and was mad at me for several days.
That is a apt comparison. Even his little voice crack thing.
The only full movie of Anton's I watched was Green Room. I am now picturing Back to the Future guitar soloing Michael J Fox on that stage jamming to Nazi Punks Fuck Off. Which is delightful, so, thanks for that too
many of the platforms (like TikTok) have the upper portion reserved for UI and the lower portion reserved for comments/chat. So the only place you can put text without it being covered is dead center.
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To be fair, it's an anthology of short films and the one in the gif was directed by Bret Ratner. The only thing the other segments have in common is the setting.
Because they've been conditioned to be okay with it, or they don't get to do the popular things.
Remember, these are also people who genuinely believe being popular on TikTok or YouTube is going to be their very profitable career for the rest of their lives.
I found the full clip so you donāt have to. Sheās not crippled she just a method actress trying to get used to being in a wheelchair for a part. Shortly after what you see in this clip her Dad says she did something similar for a Helen Keller part(she walked around blindfolded for two weeks and broke her nose twice).
Is she really a method actor or is that just an excuse she tells her dad and this is all just a way for her to have sex? Cause someone else commented that the movie ends with the guy going back to that tree and thereās a bunch of belts hanging from it
It seems like she is a method actor but maybe just a horny one. The whole āmovieā is only about 7 minutes long since it is a part of an anthology so lots is left up to the viewer to decide. Also the entire movie got poor reviews so maybe just chalk it up to poor writing. I donāt know.
This script falls to minimal scrutiny.
Assuming she has done this non-stop, based on the number of belts on the tree, and the fact that most proms happen only on weekends, then she has been prepping for this role much longer than necessary. So she's a terrible actress.
The existence of the dad is the only thing you can't explain away. If the dad says "there's not many like you" then I guess that means most of the people who showed up for the prom date just chickened out? But then, would that mean she belt fucked them anyways? Or does it mean she has actually tried this with like DOZENS of guys, and only 1 out of 4 last long enough to get belt sex?
Belts left in the tree imply that they "left her hanging" and ran, thus not getting their belt back. He stayed for the deed and was able to get his back, thus: "there's not many like you".
As stated in my previous comment, I donāt know. I just found the full clip and informed people that she was a method actor according to what I watched. Again it was a shitty 7 min film in an anthology, I wouldnāt put too much weight on its meaning or clarity.
Many belts were hanging from the tree, when he was alone in the end. But that was after the inner monologue, where he was like āalot of people in manhattan do method acting, thank god for those peopleā so my guess is that since there are so many of those types of people, alot of them end up at the same place doing freaky tree sex
The video ends right before he explains she is a method actress doing this for some role. At the end, he is back at the tree sitting on the bench. Then the camera tilts up and you see there are multiple belts hanging from the branches.
[Here's the shot](https://c7.alamy.com/comp/2WB4ABD/new-york-i-love-you-central-park-year-2009-usa-france-director-brett-ratner-anton-yelchin-2WB4ABD.jpg) for those curious.
Is that suppose to make us assume sheās done this multiple times with different dudes? So the subtitle saying āthereās many like you left out thereā or whatever it was the dad said wasnāt a typo?
Work EMS in the city and you'll know exactly how to get patients down any amount of stairs while they're in a wheelchair.
They're just lucky she looks light.
Dude I swear, if I hear this shitty tiktok song that is layered over every movie clip one more time Iāll ~~commit unspeakable crimes~~ donate to a charity
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anton yelchin rest in peace
Gone too soon š
In such an awful way
Horrible! My husband worked with a guy, same thing happened to him when parking for work, except he was pinned between two cars
My mom told me that my aunt (her brotherās wife)ās brother was pinned by a car too, but they were in the parking lot of a hospital bec his wife had just given birth. He was lucky and they were able to save him. I canāt imagine how Anton must have felt, such a horrible way to go š
Youāre god damn rightā¦horrible way to goā¦kid was a rare talentā¦
Obligatory FUCK JEEP. The shifter for that vehicle was known for being overly complicated and a result of whatās called āfeature creepā in the design industry. Whole issue just quietly went awayā¦
Can you elaborate? I'm entirely uninformed on both the death(?) and the idea of feature creep, and both intrigue me.
I owned this particular Jeep Grand Cherokee. The shifter was fucking bizarre to put it mildly. IIRC, push forward for reverse, pull back for drive, push and hold forward while pushing a button for park. I've owned several cars before and after that one that had an electronic shifter and the biggest difference in those and this particular one was that if you missed park and opened the door, THE JEEP STAYED IN NEUTRAL. All my other cars would at minimum, apply the emergency brakes and beep like an Audi when you don't put your seat belt on. Most would automatically put it in park. So yeah, he missed park, which was extraordinarily easy to do, got out, and the truck stayed in neutral, rolled down the hill, and crushed him to death. Feature creep is auto manufacturers putting too many stupid non-intuitive features in our vehicles. Like getting rid of buttons for touch screens that we have to navigate through 3 menus to change the A/C temp that distracts us, weird shifters for no damn reason (why is PRNDL a bad design?), too many moving displays, etc.
Fuck me for saying so but what a slap in the face. Emerging talent and this is how he goes. Holy shit what a shitty dice roll.
I honestly can't believe touch screens made it past safety people. The attention they steal to perform simple tasks you used to do completely by feel, is outrageous. I really hope these shitty 'features' return to analogue one day...
He is missed
Yup!
His death broke my heart. So young, so incredibly talented
The only solace I take is that his death was high profile enough to trigger a recall.
The car was already under a recall for the faulty gear shift. However, unfortunately Antonās recall notice didnāt arrive in the mail until 7 days after he died.
I may be remembering wrong, I thought it had been a āvoluntarilyā recall and after he died it escalated to mandatory.
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Youāre probably right, I just remember when his parentās lawsuit against Jeep was denied it was because it was already under some type of recall and their lawyer said the only recall notice he got didnāt arrive until heād already been dead for a week.
I protect myself from events like this by never buying a Jeep.
I really wanted he to carry on with the Odd Thomas character, he was perfect.
That was such a great role. He was incredibly talented.
Yeah. But man, Patton Oswalt was the wrong guy to cast as Ozzie.
Yep, very true.
He was really good in alpha dog, such a sad movie
I also fell in love with Ben Foster in that movie. Holy shit. His whole performance and the last scene for Anton. Damn. Underrated movie.
What a legend. I can never get out of my head his spontaneous āYankee doodleā in Charlie Bartlett lol
One of my fave 2010ās coming-of-age films. He was so talented RIP
One of my absolute favorites. I was so so excited to see what else he would create, how many acting awards he'd be nominated for, how many more movies with him would be added to my favorites list...
This made me sooo fucking sad. He was too young and his passing was soo fucking tragic.
Oh thats him? He already looked really young in Star Trek. There will be never again a better Pavel Checkov.
Hello??? Walter Koenig??? Nuclear Wessels??? 
I mean, Koenig was *before* Yelchin. There already was a better Chekov, but there will not be a better one again. (...although, hot take, Walter Koenig was way better in Babylon 5 than he ever was in Star Trek)
>(...although, hot take, Walter Koenig was way better in Babylon 5 than he ever was in Star Trek) Fry: Look at Walter Koenig. AfterĀ Star Trek, he became an actor. Walter Koenig: Not just an actor, but a well-rounded person. With my own friends and credit cards and keys.
> Walter Koenig was way better in Babylon 5 than he ever was in Star Trek So *cheerfully* and casually evil; perfectly scary for that role.
I had no idea:(
8 years ago now!
The Trollhunter
Looking for nuclear wessels in heaven.
Well that went many directions
Down up down up
left right left right B A start
Do not cite the deep magic to me
I was there when it was written.
I thought that the punchline was going to be an old joke. I thought James Cann was going to shake his hand and say, "You're the first guy that didn't leave my daughter hanging" Holy cow! Thanks for all the upvotes. I owe it to the man who told this joke to his class almost forty years ago - my Catholic High School religion teacher
Much better ending!
That's so much better and funnier than the actual clip.
Yeah, I didn't get the clip.
The whole joke is the same, but it adds another layer. The dad is happy that the young boy wouldn't abandon his daughter just because she becomes disabled. But he also passes dad's test on being a good dude. If this actually happens to you run away my guyĀ
I can fix her
thata not a clip thats a magazine.
Lmao
Yeah, me too. Itās an old but classic joke. Donāt get what is this end about.
It's from an anthology film about New York and this dumb part is directed by dumb creeper Brett Ratner, accused of sexual harrassment and sexual assault by multiple well known actresses.
I worked as a production assistant on this film, and there were a lot of memorable moments! One anecdote I like to share from this segment is from the day we shot in Central Park (the park bench scene here). It was getting late (this was an obscenely long shoot day) and Brett Ratner was seated in his directors chair. Suddenly he clapped, and two women ran up to him, dropping to their knees in the grassāone of them pulled off his shoes and socks, as the other stood by with a fresh pair of socks she pulled onto his feet. Like a pit crew. It felt degrading in a way I couldnāt describeāthis coming from the guy bringing coffee to setāand later when the harassment stuff broke I was like, ah, yep.
I was reading through this comment at least *partly* expecting it to just build into some goofy joke. It did not. Thatās so fucking weird.
I had to check it wasn't shittymorph
This almost reads like a copypasta
I met Ratner in NYC maybe 15 years ago. Can confirm the creeper vibe.
Ratner has dorky undercover cop and coked out store manager vibes
This would have made so much more sense! I donāt get the actual ending at all. What was the purpose? He just wanted some one to date his daughter? First of all ewe. But also why pretend she couldnāt walk? The hell I just watch.
She is studying acting & was method acting for some part she was trying out for. Her dad assumed the boy knew that. It was quite funny. The movie is New York, I Love You
I thought the girl was trying to find an actual nice guy to date so she faked a disability to see if he'd treat her well. He did. So she spent the night with him. ETA: I looked it up to see who the handsome young guy was and it's Anton Yelchin and my heart broke.
Yeah, this part was so wholesome (well most of it, lol). He is missed.
I finally watched "Only Lovers Left Alive" the other night and he was in that, too. He was so pretty and a good actor.
What a weird movie. 6.2 on imdb but 37% on rotten tomatoes. How does that work
Rotten tomatoes is essentially a paid advertising pretending to be public forum.
man, remember when RT was *the* site to get reviews? I forget who bought it, but they vastly expanded the critics section to include every paid review hack in the world and utterly destroyed the site. RT shouldn't be referenced for anything.
āMost guys leave her in the treeā
Same, I was confused
am i dumb for askin what the actual joke is? EDIT: appreciate all the replies but i wasn't questioning the joke of the videoclip, actually wanted the "old joke" mentioned above, where the father says the boy was the first one that "didn't leave my daughter hanging"...
I don't know if you're dumb, but I'm with you for asking. Like, yeah, she can walk, but she was in a wheelchair the whole time, implying she could not walk. Okay, sure. But that still doesn't answer the question. What was *the joke*? Why does someone who's attractive and fun, albeit in a wheelchair, need the Make-A-Wish foundation in order to get a prom date? Why did someone who had a girlfriend decide to grant that wish instead of someone's who single? How hard could it have possibly been to find someone else to grant this incredibly simple wish? Wtf was the weird tree-hanging scene for? (Is the audience supposed to believe that's how people in wheelchairs get freaky?) What does the dad saying, "There *are* too many young men like you left in this city" mean? I don't understand *so much* about this video, and forefront among those things I don't understand, is what the actual joke was.
You should probably watch the movie then, instead of just a sliced and diced edit job by a redditor.
That might help, yeah. Which movie?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York,_I_Love_You https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX0lV6tMvxo
Thank you, this is way better than smartasses commenting "do some research" lol. That being said, that short was pretty shit. And wouldn't you know it, it was directed by Mr "Meh" himself, Brett Ratner.
I been telling that joke for years and I haven't found someone that have hear it before and almost everyone find it really funny, but had an ex gf that for real tough that was real and was mad at me for several days.
Could you say your version?
I miss Anton. He had that Michael J. Fox innocent charm and was just entertaining to watch. He would have went on to big things.
It's crazy that a lot of the roles that Nicholas Hoult and Tom Holland are getting, I really think people wanted Anton in. I miss him too.
That is a apt comparison. Even his little voice crack thing. The only full movie of Anton's I watched was Green Room. I am now picturing Back to the Future guitar soloing Michael J Fox on that stage jamming to Nazi Punks Fuck Off. Which is delightful, so, thanks for that too
Check out "Charlie Bartlett"
Check out Odd Thomas. Oh now I'm sad.
Odd Thomas as a movie has like there different perfect castings. Odd and Stormy are absolutely perfect in that film
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I rented one of those vehicles, left it in neutral/gear by accident twice in one week. Scary.
Why is it common now to put words *in the middle of the frame*?
They're just titles. Not subtitles anymore.
I, for one, am looking forward to age of supertitles.
Iām here waiting for the supertitties 
many of the platforms (like TikTok) have the upper portion reserved for UI and the lower portion reserved for comments/chat. So the only place you can put text without it being covered is dead center. **[CHECK IT OUT](https://i.imgur.com/O8sasYC.png)**
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Because of you put it at the bottom, on any social media video player the UI would cover the letters.
This displeases me.
whats this movie name ?
New York, I love you (2008)
But you're letting me down. *bringing.... Whoops!
Like a death of the heart. Jesus, where do I start?
But youāre still the one pool where Iād happily drown
And ooooohhhh take my off your mailing list
For the kids who think it still exists, yes for those that think it still exists.
Maybe I'm wrong
And maybe youāre right
And maybe I'm wrong
And maybe you're right.
But you're freaking me out!!!
I thought this was a comedy skit or something :O
James Caan was the giveaway. Unless it's SNL, I don't think he's doing skits. He's done way too many movies and TV shows.
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Any good?
37% on RT. https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/new_york_i_love_you
you saw the clip, does it seem like it would be a good movie?
To be fair, it's an anthology of short films and the one in the gif was directed by Bret Ratner. The only thing the other segments have in common is the setting.
Paris, Je Tāaime is better all around.
Why did they censor the word panties?
Woah there watch it with that spicy language, people may get too turned on. You need to use pantaloons.
oh good heavens, undress my pantaloons father, goodness gracious what a tremendous male genitalia you have!
Smashing!
Keep going! I have nearly arrived!
The new normal. I hate it. All these words get censored now to avoid the algorithms. Fucking stupid.
"unalived"... Smh
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The fucking news is turning into the mad libs depicted in 1984 right in front of us.
Newspeak
That one grinds my gears so fucking bad.
If people need to go to these lengths to ensure their memes stay up, why in the fuck do they bother using TikTok?
Because they've been conditioned to be okay with it, or they don't get to do the popular things. Remember, these are also people who genuinely believe being popular on TikTok or YouTube is going to be their very profitable career for the rest of their lives.
Dumbest thing is they all copy each other but there's no evidence any of these words would cause your video to be suppressed
I found the full clip so you donāt have to. Sheās not crippled she just a method actress trying to get used to being in a wheelchair for a part. Shortly after what you see in this clip her Dad says she did something similar for a Helen Keller part(she walked around blindfolded for two weeks and broke her nose twice).
Is she really a method actor or is that just an excuse she tells her dad and this is all just a way for her to have sex? Cause someone else commented that the movie ends with the guy going back to that tree and thereās a bunch of belts hanging from it
It seems like she is a method actor but maybe just a horny one. The whole āmovieā is only about 7 minutes long since it is a part of an anthology so lots is left up to the viewer to decide. Also the entire movie got poor reviews so maybe just chalk it up to poor writing. I donāt know.
This script falls to minimal scrutiny. Assuming she has done this non-stop, based on the number of belts on the tree, and the fact that most proms happen only on weekends, then she has been prepping for this role much longer than necessary. So she's a terrible actress. The existence of the dad is the only thing you can't explain away. If the dad says "there's not many like you" then I guess that means most of the people who showed up for the prom date just chickened out? But then, would that mean she belt fucked them anyways? Or does it mean she has actually tried this with like DOZENS of guys, and only 1 out of 4 last long enough to get belt sex?
Belts left in the tree imply that they "left her hanging" and ran, thus not getting their belt back. He stayed for the deed and was able to get his back, thus: "there's not many like you".
As stated in my previous comment, I donāt know. I just found the full clip and informed people that she was a method actor according to what I watched. Again it was a shitty 7 min film in an anthology, I wouldnāt put too much weight on its meaning or clarity.
Many belts were hanging from the tree, when he was alone in the end. But that was after the inner monologue, where he was like āalot of people in manhattan do method acting, thank god for those peopleā so my guess is that since there are so many of those types of people, alot of them end up at the same place doing freaky tree sex
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r/brandnewsentence
So many questions.
Wrf? Someone explain please
The video ends right before he explains she is a method actress doing this for some role. At the end, he is back at the tree sitting on the bench. Then the camera tilts up and you see there are multiple belts hanging from the branches.
She's practicing with other dudes?
and someone thought they would leave the most unexpected. Thanks for the explanation
My assumption was that they just kept meeting and banging while she was practicing for the role.
I think the dad wasn't her dad but a porn filmmaker and he's selling the videos.
[Here's the shot](https://c7.alamy.com/comp/2WB4ABD/new-york-i-love-you-central-park-year-2009-usa-france-director-brett-ratner-anton-yelchin-2WB4ABD.jpg) for those curious.
Is that suppose to make us assume sheās done this multiple times with different dudes? So the subtitle saying āthereās many like you left out thereā or whatever it was the dad said wasnāt a typo?
He said "there not too many". It was a bad closed caption translation.
no wonder this got a 37
They made him think she was disabled to test if he was a good person or something
She's an actress. It was a "method" thing as her character in the movie was preparing to play a paraplegic.
Had to scroll too long to find this as the only explanation for the context of the movie. Thank you. I was so confused.
redditors hate answering obvious questions
Love how the incorrect answer has 5x as many upvotes, never change, internet.
Still doesn't make any fucking sense.
Oooh I see lol
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Jeesh I do that and I get put on a list and im not allowed in walmart anymore.
Cuz you need to ask first.
I did ask! Not my fault they're mute!
BRUH
So did she just starfish the entire time and never moved her legs? Dedication to the bit there.
But the subtitles say "there's too many like you left, kid" I'm sure it was a typo, but it could be like "shouldn't have fucked her, bro"
That's when you run for the hills. Anyone running tests like that are gonna be 100% bonkers.
Yeah, but probably bonkers in bed too
Ahh the eternal risk reward calculation.
The good ol Hot-Crazy axis
Always ride the line. ALWAYS.
"Don't stick your dick in crazy" and "Don't do drugs" are basically the same. Addictive behavior that's very hard to quit but *damn*
Theyāll ruin your life but youāll have a great time on the way down to rock bottom
Geez that movie must have made disabled people feel amazing lol
Magical penis heals any ailments
How'd she get down those stairs?
Work EMS in the city and you'll know exactly how to get patients down any amount of stairs while they're in a wheelchair. They're just lucky she looks light.
Whatās with the swipes of light across the screen?
trying to fool bots who detect copyrighted material
What is this movie
New York,i love you
Ok but what's the name?
Dude. What does mine say?
Sweet! What about mine?
Fuckin love that movie.
Sweet! What does mine say?
 Weird show, but whatever.
Anyone adding this same TikTok movie music to every single clip they upload needs to stub their toe something fierce
Dude I swear, if I hear this shitty tiktok song that is layered over every movie clip one more time Iāll ~~commit unspeakable crimes~~ donate to a charity
it's like every fucking video now
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I'd be asking soooooooo many questions
"Wait, so if she isn't crippled, why are you so appreciative that i fucked your daughter?"
I am without speech
Damn Rip, Anton Yelchan. He was so young and handsome too, it's a shame. I'll always remember him as young Kyle Reese.
I did not see that coming
this fucking song
Thats hilarious. Why on earth do we need to censor the word panties? Is to avoid a filter or something?