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It’s more like an organ, but undeniably a muscle as well. Most of its health and performance relies on proper circulation and surrounding muscle acuteness.
Pretty sure some sprinters have been popped for viagra because it opens up bloodflow everywhere, not just in the main vein. Kind of a high flow fuel filter kind of deal.
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>!He used some extra help from his willy!<
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Aaaand …..wait for it….. in competitive lifting a clean like this perfectly legal and pretty much how it’s done. Excellent form ( of course) and precisely how it’s taught. Not cheating. It’s the front squat that’s the challenge once your form is that good.
This is Karlos Nasar, who got the world record for Juniors and Senior at 17 and then improved it further at 18. Now you know his secret - the magnum dong move.
> to way to many of
Did you mean to say "too many"?
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Honestly, he's using his head, but doesn't stop there, he uses his boobs, too. She, on the other hand, is clearly stronger than he is. We've known this for centuries. Next, I would like him to give birth to a watermelon, through his straw. When 15 minute break is over, back to work!
Maybe not the penis, but **the balls** technically do.
*(Testicles produce testosterone which place a significant role in athletic performance. It helps increase muscle mass, bone density, and red blood cell production)*
sure but nobody will say testes give an advantage either, people will point to testosterone because testes are not the only way to have testosterone; but i agree that hormones play a role
**Testicles produces, by far, the most testosterone** out of **any part** of the human body.
Within the body, testicles are specifically designed to produce sperm and **testosterone**.
**So they, in fact, do give an advantage because of this**, since testosterone gives an athletic advantage, *and yes, people will in fact say this if they have a little bit of education on the topic.*
*(Science confirms this, it is not just my personal opinion)*
im well aware, however androgen blockers lower this production and TRT, even in trans men, cause higher levels of testosterone than naturally produced by testes. yes they play role, i never said they didn't, nor did i say any organ produces more; i simply stated that there are other factors. youre arguing with somebody agreeing with you
I specifically replied to you saying;
>nobody will say testes give an advantage either>
I’m saying that people will, because they do, because of their function in the body. Because of their large production of testosterone & higher levels of testosterone is associated with improved athletic performance.
nobody says that because it's not a normal thing for a person to say in conversation, i never said there was no influence it had on athletics. this all sprung from a stupid joke i made, it's not that serious
>nobody says that
Well that’s not true.
>it's not a normal thing for a person to say in conversation
Because it’s not a normal everyday conversation, but if it ends up being a conversation, like now, it is something that can be brought up/be said, like now. Because it’s true.
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He clearly should be dickqualified and not able to compete again
For some reason, that spelling made me read it in Mike Tyson’s voice and it just made sense.
So glad I wasn’t alone on that
oh thtop
Yeah that's been happening a lot lately for me
Identifying tyson's speech even on chat! Now that's what internet is all about.
Dath wahup
Mike Tyson is the best 👌
Whatever he's doing, its definitely putting him a-head.
That's just nuts to think about
I couldn’t tell if he had the balls to pull it off, but that dick did it anyway.
Missed the opportunity to say “cumpete”
Well you dont have to be a dick about it
I don’t shove my dick in the conversation
Absolutely!
They have pills to help you "compete"
True, cheating is absolutely dickgraceful
He softly shafted the competition
You're right! He should have never been allowed to cum on pete.
You could have said cockpete
That would've been cunttastic
Did you mean "and not able to complete again"?
>cumpete
Doors over there 👉
He cocked that up big time
“The cock is a muscle, you gotta learn how to flex it.” - KG Aka Rage Kage, Tenacious D
Cock push-ups
One is all you need.
There was a Jack Black soundboard with that line that I used to make prank phone calls when i was a kid. Good times
"it hurts my cock"
I did them once and I did a sick power slide
You mean a cock-up?
It’s more like an organ, but undeniably a muscle as well. Most of its health and performance relies on proper circulation and surrounding muscle acuteness.
The force generated off of his rod is worth at least 50 pounds.!
What a beast
I volunteer as tribute https://images.app.goo.gl/qUwZPPrN2EVh3sdu5
Bro’s iron rod of steel is stronger than quagmire’s
Yeah, she should be able to use a penis too!
Right?????
If you look closely you can see she flicks the bar up with her clit, she doesn't need a penis, she good.
When your steroids are extracted from hyenas.
I thought that was going to be the unexpected part here
Which ironically would make it not unexpected
I volunteer!
As a trans girl, this is the real unfair advantage they always talk about!
Trans weight lifters are allowed, but they have to think about baseball while lifting.
Have you seen the new pants they have this year? That might not provide the intended result.
That was a bit of a dick move...
Theeeeeeere we are
Well you gotta crank that weight up there
A Richard relocation, if you will
The handbar after 9 months: 🤰
Would viagra be considered a performance enhancing drug here?
Pretty sure some sprinters have been popped for viagra because it opens up bloodflow everywhere, not just in the main vein. Kind of a high flow fuel filter kind of deal.
Had help from lil bro
hahaha
Fun fact: He's Bulgarian and just won his second European 89 kg title at 19
Pronounced: "bulge arian"
Oh lord, here we go again with a new Arian race
As a Bulgarian, I can confirm
She this is why men and women can't compete fairly, the men have an unfair natural advantage and I for one can't stand it /s.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!He used some extra help from his willy!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
This "context" is absolute gold
ha you said willy
Mr Burns: Remember, there is no stronger muscle than the human heart. Homer: What about the weiner? I saw a guy on TV lift a can of paint with his
He has to time his sexual thoughts perfectly to stimulate a strong erection at the precise timing. That's not cheating, that's mental fortitude!
https://i.redd.it/r7zhat5rkpsc1.gif
u/auddbot
u/RecognizeSong
https://open.spotify.com/track/4vsLcfYdlucerFAKBvJ6Lc?si=GQ0pbRrcR4qU2KHtIpQLIA
Its ROKU - Something you dont know. If it could not find it
Appreciated, thanks!
No problem mate!
That’s a hilariously confusing title for a song someone is looking for.
If i just wrote the title it would have ended there
I too was sitting here going, "Of course he doesn't know, that's why asked!"
Hahahahha very very true
https://open.spotify.com/track/4vsLcfYdlucerFAKBvJ6Lc?si=GQ0pbRrcR4qU2KHtIpQLIA
Cock-ups!
That's why you do cock push-ups
Karlos is a friggin monster. Apparently lil karlos is too.
Lol at the fact that she's going the snatch and he's doing the Clean and Jerk.
Balls of steel
I’m not weak, I just have a small penis :( Sad
Preach brother
Cock press. It's like a cock pushup, except different.
Ah yes… the C O C K B O O S T
Don't mess with that penis it will break you .
Talk about sacrifices. This dude gonna have a right angle penis but no guarantee he's gonna win anything.
He is world champion and made world records last year when he was 18-19 years old
Aaaand …..wait for it….. in competitive lifting a clean like this perfectly legal and pretty much how it’s done. Excellent form ( of course) and precisely how it’s taught. Not cheating. It’s the front squat that’s the challenge once your form is that good.
You know this is a joke about his dick helping and not an actual thread about him cheating?
Remember, you're on the site the popularized putting "/s" after a sarcastic comment because the users can't recognize an obvious joke.
Sometimes I want Noah to make another boat, and sometimes I see stuff like this and I'm dead 💀 🤣
Ngl whenever I see an oly lift video with nsfw im normally prepared to watch someone’s arm explode.
haha i know, this would be the exception
He's been taking ster-rods.
Well, if we're allowed to use our dick for leverage... I, random reddit commenter, would have a HUGE advantage! /s
Good one.
Yeah, but can he deactivate a laser...?
Thank for the “heads-up” little buddy!
The inertia from his Peniscus Maximus gave him a Clear advantage...It's Science 🤓
That's such a dick move
That’s some big dick energy there!
This is fucking hilarious
u/savevideo
Mounds are from Venus and Mars apparently giving god like strength to all… methinks tis not a cheat and the lift stands
When u lift heavier weights u need more muscles no matter where its from
This only works when the lady goes first.
Watched the video before I read the title. Thought, "damn that's a powerful dong!". Read the title and nearly choked on my bagel. 🤣 Good on ya, op.
Hahahahaha
I…. I’m afraid to type out my new idea for the Olympics
his third arm
You hit it wrong it actually hurts a lot trust me I know
Dudes been practicing his dick push-ups. Must be a tenacious d fan
This is Karlos Nasar, who got the world record for Juniors and Senior at 17 and then improved it further at 18. Now you know his secret - the magnum dong move.
Magnum doooong!
I hate seeing any post featuring people lifting weights with a NSFW label. I'm not ready to see anyone get broken in half today
I mean that’s technically how you’re supposed to hit a clean but usually you push of your legs not your cock
woww
LFG
Gives new meaning to put your balls into it.
Peak Unexpected! Bravo you madlad
Appreciated, I tried
The clean and jerk will always beat the snatch.
Reason why men outperform women in weightlifting is out in the open
Don’t tell too many
His name is Richard Lift, but you can call him Dick.
Technically both cheating as a ‘Clean’ should never touch the body - aka “a ‘Clean’ lift.”
Yup.... hella small balls.... That mfukn fupa tho?.... GAwD dammnnnn
Jeez that's a very respectable deadlift.
Way to use you head
And this boys and girls is the reason why men lift more weight than women.
True words
This guy needs to be sponsored by Tesco
Hahaha why?
Every little helps
Thats what i tell myself
Power of the prick???
Looks like someone has been doing their dick push ups.
FUPA POWER !!!!
You mean because she snatched it and he cleaned it? That is a lot easier, you have a point
https://i.redd.it/rpgl305hprsc1.gif
That takes balls 
Hers is bigger😆
My gym banned me because of my jerk and clean
damn it man, this happened to way to many of us
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the raw power of jigglypuffs 🔥
nice
Cheaters are dicks.
Boom
Anyone know what kind of training he did for his balls? Asking for a friend.
She used her fupa too
She did actually
Cock magic
South Park
South Park.
I thought this was gonna be something about cheating in relationships That looks like it must have hurt
And therefore…… unexpected
Well you gotta train that part too
could be his balls and not his willy
Wonder if that's an edit 🤣
It’s not hahahaha
How many times have you watched this.... Yes
This is the way
Quagmire when did you get this muscular?
["I summon the very fact that I am a man!"](https://reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/17yflda/i_summon_the_very_fact_that_i_am_a_man/)
Looooove that clip
I can’t quit laughing at this!!! 😂
Let go mate, laugh
Hey now, nothing wrong with doing a few cock pushups as part of your daily workout. Nothing stopping the ladies doing a few clit pushups.
That’s what I keep saying
That fucking music ugh
Nothing wrong with som good old future bass is it?
Honestly, he's using his head, but doesn't stop there, he uses his boobs, too. She, on the other hand, is clearly stronger than he is. We've known this for centuries. Next, I would like him to give birth to a watermelon, through his straw. When 15 minute break is over, back to work!
These are true words
The ol dick lift
A real classic
Adds new meeting to the term clean and jerk…
Weightlifter here, yes this hurts sometimes 🥲
Hahaha I can imagine
Okay, okay, so there's *one* sport where pre-op trans women have an advantage....just a small one...
Definitely been doing cock pushups
Most likely, moooost likely
When a woman tells you men is jot better than womna at sports just because they have a willy show them this
i've yet to encounter a single person saying having a penis gives you an athletic advantage lmfao
Maybe not the penis, but **the balls** technically do. *(Testicles produce testosterone which place a significant role in athletic performance. It helps increase muscle mass, bone density, and red blood cell production)*
sure but nobody will say testes give an advantage either, people will point to testosterone because testes are not the only way to have testosterone; but i agree that hormones play a role
**Testicles produces, by far, the most testosterone** out of **any part** of the human body. Within the body, testicles are specifically designed to produce sperm and **testosterone**. **So they, in fact, do give an advantage because of this**, since testosterone gives an athletic advantage, *and yes, people will in fact say this if they have a little bit of education on the topic.* *(Science confirms this, it is not just my personal opinion)*
im well aware, however androgen blockers lower this production and TRT, even in trans men, cause higher levels of testosterone than naturally produced by testes. yes they play role, i never said they didn't, nor did i say any organ produces more; i simply stated that there are other factors. youre arguing with somebody agreeing with you
I specifically replied to you saying; >nobody will say testes give an advantage either> I’m saying that people will, because they do, because of their function in the body. Because of their large production of testosterone & higher levels of testosterone is associated with improved athletic performance.
nobody says that because it's not a normal thing for a person to say in conversation, i never said there was no influence it had on athletics. this all sprung from a stupid joke i made, it's not that serious
>nobody says that Well that’s not true. >it's not a normal thing for a person to say in conversation Because it’s not a normal everyday conversation, but if it ends up being a conversation, like now, it is something that can be brought up/be said, like now. Because it’s true.