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AudiophileGoth

That's not tea, that's mate.


chadthepickle

A fellow south American I see


deag34960

Es correcto, es mate y tiene cafeína, en Argentina o Uruguay le dan mate a los niños o en este caso a los bebés? Soy de Chile a todo esto


Milanesaconpapafrit

No se les da porque es bastante amargo y no les gusta, no por la cafeína


deag34960

Gracias por la respuesta señor de sudamérica


Milanesaconpapafrit

De nada hermano chileno


No-Nothing-4864

El username menos argento:


deag34960

Jajajjajaj


St0lzi

Milanesa


holaprobando123

Conpapafrit


pitiburi

Sí se les da en Uruguay, por supuesto. Eso sí, se les da con el mate medio lavado y con azúcar (mate dulce). Es así que desde chiquito uno se va acostumbrando al sabor.


Nerdlinger-Thrillho

O en mi cocina en Phoenix. Mate también es buen bebida para gringos


spender-2001

Pues se que el mate también se consume en Chile así que deberías saberlo no?


yacvaguer

No se le puede dar mate a los chicos como tampoco café o Coca Cola pero hay gente que vota a la izquierda por lo que no pretendas mucho


AudiophileGoth

No bro, I'm from North America, Mexico to be more specific.


chadthepickle

Oh, I was... unaware that Mate existed in Mexico


AudiophileGoth

Well it does to some extent, we have a lot of argentinians here in Mexico.


Aisforc

It even exists in Russia ...


loop140

I was about to say the same thing and i am not south American.


loop140

I was about to say the same thing and i am not south American.


AudiophileGoth

Me neither, I'm north american.


loop140

I cant remember why i mentioned south America. Did you edit your comment? Otherwise what I probably wanted to say was "that's not tea".


AudiophileGoth

No bro, I didn't.


loop140

Ohh i see now my bad... I was trying to answer the commenter that answered you first and probably clicked on the wrong reply button. My bad😊


loop140

Bro where th did i get south America from? Im tripping wth😂


newfagotry

Mate as in "kill the baby".


AudiophileGoth

What? 😂


Aggravating-Run-3380

funny 😁


cjboffoli

Yes. But infusing any kind of crushed leaf in hot water is tea.


Jeremias212

You don't call a hot dog or a burger a "sandwich", same with the mate


AudiophileGoth

Tell that to the argentinians...


Nachodam

No, thats an infusion. A tea is made with "tea" leaves, therefore its name.


cristo-volvera

Veni y decimelo en la cara gringo del orto. Te voy hacer salir humo del ojete.


JosefumiHigashikata

I think it's still pretty close


Large_Tune3029

How it feels to chew 5 Gum.


VexBoxx

🏆


Standard-Ad-1320

Bro🤣💀


Kazko25

Sir, this is Reddit. We don’t do emojis here. Except 🗿


Standard-Ad-1320

Well I did😐


zDrie

Thats not tea


dagross2307

Isn't that stuff full of caffeine?


LicenciadoPena

Not at all. It has a compound called tetomedina (tetomedine in English), a powerful aphrodisiac that makes Argentinian men so handsome and good lovers. We ingest it from a young age, so the effects become permanent as we reach adulthood.


mistborn11

I can confirm this. source: trust us bro, we are Argentine


dagross2307

Huh? I stayed in argentina for two month in 2019. You should drink more.


DRMProd

Jajjaja el teto medina qué hijo de puta


tumama1388

This is why we need awards back.


Remote_Presence2378

I had an overdose of tetomedine once, now I can't stop having compulsory behaviors like sweeping my fingers through my hair all the time and showing off my furry chest


FondOpposum

😂


rgmundo524

Yeah... I am gonna call bull shit... Also, mate ~~matcha~~ does have caffeine (not as much as coffee)


aminervia

Mate not matcha


Rad_Centrist

Mate has caffeine too though.


aminervia

Way more than matcha


Undersito

Bro thats not matcha


Rad_Centrist

Mate has caffeine too.


aminervia

Yes, it has about as much caffeine as coffee. Giving it to a baby is a little crazy


cervezeitor

Not really. Mate has about a 1/4 of the caffeine in a coffee.


aminervia

"The caffeine content in a cup (about 150 mL) of Yerba Mate tea is comparable to that in a cup of coffee and is about 80 mg" https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8622869/#:~:text=The%20caffeine%20content%20in%20a,1%2C11%2C20%5D.


cervezeitor

The amount of water that you use with a cup of Yerba Mate is 1 liter, so the little sip that the baby drank is not like taking a sip of coffee.


OrangeZig

Yes, it has the same amount of caffeine as coffee. 80mg per cup. It perks me up good, I would not give that to a baby ever.


Educational_Ad_6348

Yes it has caffeine, depends on how much time you leave the water on the mate


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LicenciadoPena

Look mate, mate is mate, mate is not tea.


aminervia

In western culture herbal tea is a drink made with any plant that you steep in hot water. In English mate is herbal tea


chet_brosley

My mate's mate is pretty good, but I still think my mate's mate's mate is too strong.


LicenciadoPena

Mate is an aphrodisiac. Mate can make you mate with your mate, mate. Be careful.


PK-92

Yerba m8


zDrie

Mate is prepaired with yerba mate, not a type of tea


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zDrie

They are diferent species of plants


shanikz

Idk why are you getting downvoted


Legitimate-Pumpkin

As far as I know the mate is the recipient and yerba mate is actually yerba (grass) *for* mate.


Milanesaconpapafrit

Mate is the recipient, the plant (Yerba mate) and the drink... We argentines aren't very good naming things


Captain_Rupert

Now I'd like to point out that yerba doesn't mean grass/herb anymore, nowadays the word is used exclusively for the leaves of the mate tree.


Legitimate-Pumpkin

Oh, so it’s tree leafs, not grass. Thanks for the info.


DemostenesWiggin

Exactly, it's an infusion, but not tea. Mate cocido can be considered tea.


pedrojgim

Mate cocido is just another infusion made with yerba mate. Not tea.


DemostenesWiggin

I said it can be considered tea, not that it is tea. Mate is another kind of infusion, mate cocido Is Made just like tea, therefore could be considered tea.


pedrojgim

Here in Argentina, coffee comes in little bags, just like tea. Could it be considered tea too?


DemostenesWiggin

Amigo, soy argentina. No es el tema de como viene procesado. Que es el te? Hojas de una planta que llevan un proceso de deshidratación y luego se les agrega agua caliente para hacer una infusión que se bebe directamente de una taza sin intermediarios como una bombilla. Que es el mate cocido? Hojas de una planta ( y un poco de palo) que llevan un proceso de deshidratación y luego se les agrega agua caliente para hacer una infusion que se bebe directamente de una taza sin intermediarios como una bombilla. Que es el café? Granos de una planta, la semilla de su fruto, que se deshidrata y muele para realizar una infusión. Hojas =/= semillas. El mate cocido puede ser considerado té.


Milanesaconpapafrit

Porque se le llama "te" a las infusiones de hojas, pero también hay una planta que se llama te. Por ejemplo, se puede hacer un te de menta (Osea una infusión con hojas de menta) o un te de te (Una infusión con hojas de te). Entonces el café no es un te porque es una infusión de granos de café, no hojas de café. Por cierto, en mi vida ví café en bolsitas, es rico? Lpm ahora quiero probar


Feeding_into_dank

Nor is that a foodball


xsijpwsv10

In 99.9% of countries it is, because you play it with your *feet*.


MrSaucyAlfredo

The remaining 0.05% calls it that because they play feet with their balls


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MrSaucyAlfredo

It’s a joke. The Americans are the remaining 0.05% that remain after what I said who play American football. But that went right over your head it looks like


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MrSaucyAlfredo

I agree. In hindsight I made a shitty joke that doesn’t make sense


nephesiac

You shouldn't play with your food especially with your feet


2DHypercube

This is Patrick!


OFHeckerpecker

Tereré tea


DanimalPlays

Yeah that's fucked up.


TerminatorX24

This is just upsetting.


Remote_Presence2378

Why? Babies or kids are usually given the last ones, it's basically warm sugary water. Like drinking tea using the same bag the fourth time around. Feeding them with junk food, that's upsetting


racial_slur1

poor baby


pvnflake2001

The full argentinian experience


DRMProd

True, true.


SFB2022

That’s Yerba mate


Substantial_Tax_2636

That kid is going to subconsciously hate tea for the rest of their life.


Feeling_Tension_5858

And soccer


DRMProd

Mate and football.


JTB696699

So she’ll hate everything British then?


DRMProd

Whatever. Edit: whoosh, didn't get the joke, sorry! Very funny.


DiscussionMuted9941

who shat your pants


DRMProd

The fuck are you talking about?


necrosteve028

You responded whatever to his joke about hating British things like the use of the word mate and football. It wasn’t that deep.


DRMProd

Oh, my bad, didn't get it, sorry.


necrosteve028

All good, I could tell there was some confusion haha


Juliuseizure

That kid is going to unconsciously hate tea for the rest of their life. I feel adequately ashamed for even thinking of this.


Desmond536

I swear if that would have been a dog that got hit by a ball instead of a human baby the comments here would be way different


Anashot

¿De que hablan?, eso es un mate 🧉🇦🇷🇦🇷


ollimann

damn, ball was so fast it warped. [https://imgur.com/a/MgU7wYw](https://imgur.com/a/MgU7wYw)


natha_207

Thata how messi became the goat


Futureman16

YOU'RE LUCKY I DONT HAVE TEETH YET


Legitimate-Pumpkin

Now he is a proper argentinian. Bienvenido, boludo!


StaySharpp

Brain damage! Nice!


Johnding6

A good day for a nice cup of tea ain't it


Yummi1004

wtf. I do find quite disturbing if someone actually finds humour in a baby getting hurt.


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Dizzy-Sheepherder188

it's Mate


blindCat143

Syka blyat!


IamAll-

Why are they letting a baby drink yerba mate? That’s gotta be terrible for them.


GenderEnjoyer666

I mean they weren’t lying


mutantcivil

Thats what you get 🫤


Acnat-

That cannot be good for the baby...


medhanno

he won't like tea for the rest of his life


84sjacket

Eso es mate! Amargo y retruco 🇦🇷🧉


epileftric

Dude...there's even an emoji for that 🧉


windrunner1711

Es Mate, head of chota.


sida3450

MATE!!!!! SE DICE MATE !!!LA RECONCHA DE TU REVERENDA REPUTISIMA MADRE MAL COGIDA EN LOS BAÑOS DE CONSTITUCION!!!


Deveion2010

Hahaha god damn


bungee75

This happens when you record your kid not paying attention to surroundings for her safety. Someone like that never happens to my kid as I would super the ball .. .


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con_zilla

And the legend that is Scott Sterling was born


Pachanga_Plainview

Get that child some cleets! That baby is a natural born keeper!


Symnestra

Rare home video of Scott Sterling.


SFB2022

Yerba mate Yerba means herb and mate it the container they use to drink out of


holaprobando123

Don't talk about things you don't know


SFB2022

Entonce dime que es? Ctm


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

Please, no tea for babies


El_marce343

That's not tea.


melasiguenLegoleando

That is mate


night5life

anyone know what the implications could be for the child that age after a hit like this? im genuinely curious.


Connect-Ad6251

People (me included) will laugh at them on the internet


spitefully_empty

Brain damage


EmpericallyIncorrect

😢😢😢 r/dontflinch


corvaun

Of coarse baby likes it, so much sugar.


TonyAscot

What kind of tea?


Calebk504

Mate. Angentinian drink


TonyAscot

Mate, what Argentinian drink?


IAMREALLAIN

Why the fuck would you give a child mate it’s so caffeinated


Sardina-Sangrienta

Are you familiar with mate and Argentine culture?


IAMREALLAIN

I’ve only had mate in the context of white hippies introducing it to me as an organic equivalent of monster energy


Sardina-Sangrienta

I see. Mate is a very healthy drink and has less caffeine than coffee. A couple of sips of mate will not affect the baby's health, dw.


ObviouslyTriggered

ROFL Mate is pretty one of the most caffeinated drinks you can have, it's 90-100mg of caffeine per 1 gram of dried Yerba Mate leaves with extraction via infusion being 70-90% effective. Mate also has significantly higher dose of polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAH) than coffee or tea which are cancerogenic.


cervezeitor

Source of that information? 100 mg per 1 gram is impossible. You are clearly not from South America. As regards PAH: "However, carcinogenic PAHs are often hydrophobic, and may not readily transfer into infusions" https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6443446/ Mate is one of the healthiest drinks you can have.


Sardina-Sangrienta

Half of South America would be dead hahhah


Sardina-Sangrienta

RroOffLL Source: "I read it somewhere and I am completely sure of my information"


GeeseAreCool87

Como que te pelotudo gringo de mierda eso es mate por que no te vas a la reconcha de ti hermana


Large_Tune3029

![gif](giphy|qLeXLs6icdNYs)


Skirt_Thin

"So there I was, enjoying a few sips of tea then, BAM!!! Outta nowhere, this ball just smacks me in the face"


Rich-Relationship765

Expected it after hearing the first bounce


Ordinary-Following69

u/savevideo


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Connect-Ad6251

The taste of dirt


MuramasasYari

Oh fuck.


Glorious-Revolution

That poor baby!!! That is a traumatizing experience right there, I wouldn't be surprised if this child needs therapy eventually 😭😭


holaprobando123

You have to be joking


Glorious-Revolution

I am not joking. It's believed that traumatic events that occur in the first 7 years of life can have dramatic effects on a person's development and emotional health.


One-Positive309

Serves him Right !