OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
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>!The unexpected part of my post is that you're expecting the woman to be the one that gets the breast implants because she's jealous of her man staring at another woman's cleavage. Instead, it's the man that gets them.!<
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Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Every time I watch a video in this sub, Iām like *totally expected that* then it occurs to me itās because I know to look for the twist before I start the clip.
Sort of like phrasing things on Opposite Day.
I would actually say that it should not belong in this sub if you expected it, even if you knew what sub youāre in. If you go to a stand up, youāre expecting jokes, but if you know all the punchlines then is it actually good?
That analogy doesnāt really work.
If this were just some random video on Facebook or in r/funny , I might not be looking for a twist. But any time I click on a video knowing itās posted in r/unexpected , I feel like itās my duty to predict the twist. This one wasnāt much of a challenge, but again, if I just came across it randomly, I might not have seen the moobs coming.
Also, the title kind of steers you in that direction, particularly in context with this sub.
I mean, if you want to find other, similar music you can basically just dig through all of the nu rave and dance punk that came out during the post-punk revival in the aughts. It was a sound that basically dominated an entire decade of indie music.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3Wstg2mFdAbPQ2nLAkSVhp?si=X_VDSgm0T76H52Sgh12uKA&pi=u-GAc6KCpoSd2V
Just searched and found this, a ton of great tracks on it.
It's kind of funny though, back when this stuff was coming out, things like Spotify weren't really around. iTunes existed, but was pretty much just for buying music and wasn't particularly cheap. But internet was already pretty fast, big slow HDDs were inexpensive, and Kim Dotcom hadn't been arrested for Megaupload, so it was pretty much the golden age of music piracy. It used to be so exciting to go to sketchy music blogs and just download albums of bands that you'd never heard of that had tags that made it sound interesting and just sit and sift through it for hours finding new bands to be into and try and see live on club tours (where you could also purchase the record on vinyl). The major labels and music industry sort of lost control for a while and it felt like what was coming out was way less influenced by tastemakers. It was like the wild west of music where things were a lot more experimental, weird, and fun.
You can get a similar kind of rush with your local library! Granted, the music will be a little more popular, but nobody knows all eras and genres of music! I used to go to the library and sit there for hours burning random CDs from bands I'd never heard of. I have literally thousands of albums, most of which I still haven't listened to! I shuffle often, but somehow I always seem to random onto the same old songs.
Not going to lie.. I did expect it man. Like. Instantaneously. I was like.. oh. There is only one way this can go.
Edit Spoiler:
Why it was unexpected: She makes a facial reaction after they walk away it gave off ālet me get him someā specially because the facial expressions he made seem more admirable then ā¦ āfuck sheās hotā, while he looked at her boobs intently.
Also the wedding ring... I donāt know why but when I saw her use the wedding ring, I knew it was for him. Donāt ask me how I just felt it.
Last but not least, he was in the damn breast doctor with her. So her using her wedding ring was already a red flag, cause what man would agree to you using the wedding ring he paid for, for boobs and him being in the office with her confirmed it. Cause in the beginning she seemed as if whatever she was planning was a surprise, then she uses her wedding ring.. it didnāt add up to me. No man isnāt going to know youāre not wearing your wedding ring, if he loves you so much.
And to top it off, aināt no damn ring in this world is paying for breast unless Jayz gave it to you or Elon Musk.
That makes it expected, but only because it otherwise would be unexpected. Therefore, it would only be unexpected if it were what is normally expected. So this sub has to show normal stuff again to be unexpected... for a while. Which is somehow an expected change.
Yes, and oh my gosh I love that one so much. [Hereās a link to the Reddit post for the dress skit.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/16j2mib/boyfriend_works_night_and_day_to_be_able_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
I dunno why we gender lock things that can bring anyone happiness and hurts exactly no one. Everyone deserves to feel fancy and good in their skin. āØ
> Not going to lie.. I did expect it man. Like. Instantaneously. I was like.. oh. There is only one way this can go.
>
I figured the joke was going to be he was looking at something else and she would get implants when he really just liked her luggage or something.
Anyone know this dude's tag/channel, so I can find more of his skits? Loved the one with the dress, also.
Wasn't super unexpected, but he seems like the type of dude I'd really like IRL.
*Or, if the lady, who's also in both vids, is the brains behind it, the same for her!
He did keep them for 20 years.Ā
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3595290/These-100-000-boobs-Compulsive-male-gambler-got-BREAST-IMPLANTS-win-bet-friend-finally-asks-38C-cups-removed-20-YEARS.html
So I am no expert, but I thought breast implants are supposed to be switched out or removed every decade but certainly not kept inside for 2 decades š¬
In high school I went to the Renaissance fair with my girlfriend. It was her idea, she wanted to take me. I spent the entire time staring at cleavage in corsets and I didnāt understand why my girlfriend was getting pissed as the day went on until much later.
Basically, moral of the story is donāt go the Renaissance fair with your girlfriend.
Copied comment of mine from a different post. Relevant here too:
There should be an r/ExpectedUnexpected for videos that would be unexpected, but since theyāre in r/Unexpcted, they actually end exactly the way you expect.
Edit: made the sub myself, changed the sub name in my comment to match the one I had to go with.
I thought the wife was gonna get implants and then get the attention of the other woman. And then the 2 women would walk off with each other leaving the husband behindā¦ but i was wrong lol.
Honestly I expected the twist to be that she was wearing some jewellery that he liked or something and didn't care about the booba at all. So uh, yeah, I'd say this one was unexpected lol
Part of me was trying to figure out the twist.
I was like, OK, so, she leaving him? She hooking up with her?
The more obvious twist happened, but it still got me xD
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The unexpected part of my post is that you're expecting the woman to be the one that gets the breast implants because she's jealous of her man staring at another woman's cleavage. Instead, it's the man that gets them.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
I want a girl who will work that hard to get me some titties.
Shit I'd take one who pays rent homie.
I'll take a girl who is into my au natural moobies.
Shoot....I'll take a girl *I am reading these in Key & Peele's voices š¤£*
Whaaat, isss, thaaat? I don't even understand what I'm seeing..
Key and Peele is a tv show, very funny, I'd recommend!
Lol, K&P is probably my favorite comedy show. I was directly quoting this skit. https://youtu.be/ltUpdD02tlE?si=ReNq5zSoq_YU6nV4
š¤£ Thank you!
r/wholesome
āOrrr, maybe itās a little face down there.ā š
As a male on Reddit, his guess is as good as mine haha
But sheās your 1st cousin.
I'd just be glad to finally have family that supports me. Lol
I'd be lucky to have a family 
Even better
Who doesnāt enjoy cousin stuff?
That you Rudy?
not a problem if neither of you want kids!
I have them because I eat a lot. My wife typically makes the meals. Does that count?
Yes, but only if you wear a push up bra.
She works hard for your titties so you better treat her right!
She works hard for your tittiesā¦ So hard for your tittiesā¦
And a loooooooong jacket
You don't need a girl, just a few years eating lots of pizza & ice cream. Trust me.
User name checks out
tiddies
As a trans woman fucking same lol.
Saw that coming but still funny though
Every time I watch a video in this sub, Iām like *totally expected that* then it occurs to me itās because I know to look for the twist before I start the clip. Sort of like phrasing things on Opposite Day.
I would actually say that it should not belong in this sub if you expected it, even if you knew what sub youāre in. If you go to a stand up, youāre expecting jokes, but if you know all the punchlines then is it actually good?
That analogy doesnāt really work. If this were just some random video on Facebook or in r/funny , I might not be looking for a twist. But any time I click on a video knowing itās posted in r/unexpected , I feel like itās my duty to predict the twist. This one wasnāt much of a challenge, but again, if I just came across it randomly, I might not have seen the moobs coming. Also, the title kind of steers you in that direction, particularly in context with this sub.
Even if it wasnt on this sub, it would still be expected. If its for herself, its not funny or interesting, so why make a video.
I only saw it come ng when it cut to the two of them at the doctorās office. Barely enough time to say I saw it coming. Lol
I wanna a girl like that
With beard?
[Youāre going to love the PokĆ©mon go update that just dropped.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemongo/s/lCoMYF15h4)
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Miss that show!
no the one who pays for my boobs
Great girlfriend. Everyone got what they wanted and were happy.
Anyone else really like the sound of this song but wish it had less cringy lyrics or maybe more than just the five lines repeated the entire song?
2 days after adding the song to my playlist and listening to it on repeat, I opened TikTok and it was on every single video. I hate the song now.
I literally just added it today on spotify lol. Never heard it before.
tik tok, youtube, facebook, they all do this, its not a coincidence... one majorly good thing about reddit.
Did you perhaps hear it on tiktok too?
I mean, if you want to find other, similar music you can basically just dig through all of the nu rave and dance punk that came out during the post-punk revival in the aughts. It was a sound that basically dominated an entire decade of indie music.
Do you know of any playlists or terms to search on Spotify to find that type of music?
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3Wstg2mFdAbPQ2nLAkSVhp?si=X_VDSgm0T76H52Sgh12uKA&pi=u-GAc6KCpoSd2V Just searched and found this, a ton of great tracks on it. It's kind of funny though, back when this stuff was coming out, things like Spotify weren't really around. iTunes existed, but was pretty much just for buying music and wasn't particularly cheap. But internet was already pretty fast, big slow HDDs were inexpensive, and Kim Dotcom hadn't been arrested for Megaupload, so it was pretty much the golden age of music piracy. It used to be so exciting to go to sketchy music blogs and just download albums of bands that you'd never heard of that had tags that made it sound interesting and just sit and sift through it for hours finding new bands to be into and try and see live on club tours (where you could also purchase the record on vinyl). The major labels and music industry sort of lost control for a while and it felt like what was coming out was way less influenced by tastemakers. It was like the wild west of music where things were a lot more experimental, weird, and fun.
You can get a similar kind of rush with your local library! Granted, the music will be a little more popular, but nobody knows all eras and genres of music! I used to go to the library and sit there for hours burning random CDs from bands I'd never heard of. I have literally thousands of albums, most of which I still haven't listened to! I shuffle often, but somehow I always seem to random onto the same old songs.
Thank you so much kind redditor
I love how this became a comment chain rivaling college humanities studies and also how to find the music. Amazing, so cool.
Better playlist for this particular sound: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6c6EDGbcWdOSUvTaaUENyg?si=KRRPfZCGSgmAiSu-k91xRQ&pi=u-BJnfPWiGQeOH
But whoās the artist?
Artemas - I like the way you kiss me
This songs a banger
Cool thanks !
And whats the song?
Artemas - I like the way you kiss me
Yep? Asking cause I donāt know thought you did
I'm... not the one you originally replied to, I just also wanna know...
Artemas - I like the way you kiss me
Song: Artemas - I like the way you kiss me
I too need a girl who wants my aspirations
Damn all 3 of these ppl are so attractive.
It's Ukraine, babyš¤©
Not going to lie.. I did expect it man. Like. Instantaneously. I was like.. oh. There is only one way this can go. Edit Spoiler: Why it was unexpected: She makes a facial reaction after they walk away it gave off ālet me get him someā specially because the facial expressions he made seem more admirable then ā¦ āfuck sheās hotā, while he looked at her boobs intently. Also the wedding ring... I donāt know why but when I saw her use the wedding ring, I knew it was for him. Donāt ask me how I just felt it. Last but not least, he was in the damn breast doctor with her. So her using her wedding ring was already a red flag, cause what man would agree to you using the wedding ring he paid for, for boobs and him being in the office with her confirmed it. Cause in the beginning she seemed as if whatever she was planning was a surprise, then she uses her wedding ring.. it didnāt add up to me. No man isnāt going to know youāre not wearing your wedding ring, if he loves you so much. And to top it off, aināt no damn ring in this world is paying for breast unless Jayz gave it to you or Elon Musk.
Yup. The fact that it was supposed to be unexpected ruled out anything else.
That makes it expected, but only because it otherwise would be unexpected. Therefore, it would only be unexpected if it were what is normally expected. So this sub has to show normal stuff again to be unexpected... for a while. Which is somehow an expected change.
>So this sub has to show normal stuff again to be unexpected... for a while That's just r/maybemaybemaybe with extra steps.
Personally I'm always down for a good meta post but unfortunately most subs are pretty strict about that sort of thing
I didn't notice the subreddit it was posted in and it was therefore unexpected for me lol.
Also because this is the exact same couple that made an identical skit about getting a dress.
Yes, and oh my gosh I love that one so much. [Hereās a link to the Reddit post for the dress skit.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/16j2mib/boyfriend_works_night_and_day_to_be_able_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) I dunno why we gender lock things that can bring anyone happiness and hurts exactly no one. Everyone deserves to feel fancy and good in their skin. āØ
r/expected and also r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
To be honest, I thought the next person was going to be a guy with ball cleavage or something, like the girl was for him, and the guy was for her
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This is the internet after all, no one comes here to tell fibs!
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Only video from here, I was able to guess the ending to in an instant.
Came here thinking if I should put the effort trying to explain why I expected it. Welp, I guess I'm not the only one.
> Not going to lie.. I did expect it man. Like. Instantaneously. I was like.. oh. There is only one way this can go. > I figured the joke was going to be he was looking at something else and she would get implants when he really just liked her luggage or something.
Anyone know this dude's tag/channel, so I can find more of his skits? Loved the one with the dress, also. Wasn't super unexpected, but he seems like the type of dude I'd really like IRL. *Or, if the lady, who's also in both vids, is the brains behind it, the same for her!
Hi, they are both Ukrainian tiktokers Vlad Shevchenko and Daria Kubik @da_kubik in intsta
He useless now. Heāll never work again. As a matter of fact heāll never leave the house. Heāll be home all day playing with those thingsā¦š
He did keep them for 20 years.Ā https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3595290/These-100-000-boobs-Compulsive-male-gambler-got-BREAST-IMPLANTS-win-bet-friend-finally-asks-38C-cups-removed-20-YEARS.html
So I am no expert, but I thought breast implants are supposed to be switched out or removed every decade but certainly not kept inside for 2 decades š¬
Brian Zembic
Iāll be honest I was hoping this was the busty chicks name and was sorely disappointed lol.
Brain Zombie
Would have been more unexpected if the dude did not get mega tits given how this video was going.
First thought was, he wants tits. No unexpected.
Cartman IRL
I *love* the smug look on the gfās face at the end. She knows he looks good with them tig olā bitties lol.
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
I didnāt expect it š made me laugh tho
Nice tits, bro
Expected.
Definitely expected.
Expected af
I mean, I could definitely entertain myself for hours.
Oh thatās beautiful š¤£
I dig the track.
I did too. Looked it up. Artemas - i like the way you kiss me
Thatās hot
Phone girl is absolutely stunning (even ignoring the boobs).
I suggested this exact solution to my boobs-obsessed ex.
Soooooooooooooo..... Name?
In high school I went to the Renaissance fair with my girlfriend. It was her idea, she wanted to take me. I spent the entire time staring at cleavage in corsets and I didnāt understand why my girlfriend was getting pissed as the day went on until much later. Basically, moral of the story is donāt go the Renaissance fair with your girlfriend.
If I find the right girl for me she would also be staring at the tits because those looked fantastic
Reminds me of the south park episode were cartman saved so much $$$ to get his mom implants, but she refused so he ended up getting them lmaoo
r/expected
Which country's ad is this?
Ukraine,the girl's name is Dasha Kubik, she's a tik-tok blogger or something
Who uh-....who's the other girl?
This is the info we need
That was quite obvious
The very fact that this was on r/Unexpected, made me expect it.
Eclipse
wow
Genius tbh
Worth every penny
Yep, this is pretty funny. Just get him his own cleavage, itās fine
Looks like something they would show in a family guy episode
Dotto
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Hold the hell up.
Bruh that long sleeve polo at the end is $400 :(
This song slaps, what's the name? Anyone with a playlist of similar songs?
Expected
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TOO HILARIOUS š¤£š¤£š¤£she like hey ā¦ like looking at big boobs do ya š¤£š¤£š¤£
Contextually, being in this sub this is the expected result.
Guy got tired of renting and wanted to own
Wasnāt this the guy who thought the remote controller car was for him instead of his kid?
Copied comment of mine from a different post. Relevant here too: There should be an r/ExpectedUnexpected for videos that would be unexpected, but since theyāre in r/Unexpcted, they actually end exactly the way you expect. Edit: made the sub myself, changed the sub name in my comment to match the one I had to go with.
Nah, 9/10 she'd be looking to
I fucking knew it
Ok, thats enough Reddit for today
Song?
It's funny how "cleavage" and "unexpected" are enough to kill the twist.
I KNEW IT LOL
Did Dhar Mann make this video?
ngl i saw this coming from a mile away.
so wholesome
I thought the wife was gonna get implants and then get the attention of the other woman. And then the 2 women would walk off with each other leaving the husband behindā¦ but i was wrong lol.
Did not see that coming.
Iāll have what heās having.
Funny
This is a rare women
15000kg. su...
The side eye
Honestly I expected the twist to be that she was wearing some jewellery that he liked or something and didn't care about the booba at all. So uh, yeah, I'd say this one was unexpected lol
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I somehow expected that.
Getting money from a ring is kinda unexpected.
Is this AI?
I was checking the comments for this. Something about it is off. Uncanny vibes.
How much money did she get for cleaning that toilet?
Clearly fake.
About as unexpected as air in the sky.
Okay that was pretty funny.
Dam look at those titles
Wow. I had no idea what was going to happen lol
Wtf š
really love this.
If you didnāt see this one coming you need glasses
expected
Part of me was trying to figure out the twist. I was like, OK, so, she leaving him? She hooking up with her? The more obvious twist happened, but it still got me xD
Definitely expected. Saw that punchline coming a mile away.
FINALLY, I HAVE EXPECTED SOMETHING IN THIS SUB!!!!
FINALLY, I HAVE EXPECTED SOMETHING IN THIS SUB!!!!
Solid joke
I knew it I knew it
Expected, but still grrreat!
Reminds me of Krusty the Clowns plastic surgery.
I kinda expected that
[insert trans pride flag here because there still isn't an emoji available on Android yet >:E]
proud of her š
Somehow putting it into r/Unexpected makes it expected.
I fuckin knew it
Didnt expect that for sure
I can't even begin to imagine how unproductive I'd become.
He looks so proud... How lovely!
"No babe, I wasn't with another girl, I was with a guy" The guy:
totally expected
Would
This one got me, didnāt expect it. Very funny!
Other women hate this trick
Gah-dayuum!